Golly gee wiz

by RoachKiller

From my simple example I have shown you my groupies, trolls and exactly what it’s like to be a guitar player in a satanic death metal band! you also will see exactly what it’s like to be famous!

If you check out my replies. You can see how to handle that situation! Me I like to antagonize a bit. I mean these people did walk all this way to defend there drug of choice! Might as well let them finally ejaculate and maybe encourage them some more!ROFLMAO! I mean a hit is a hit and a comment is a comment….

I mean I wasn’t monetized but I am now! the moral of the story? Everything I have said over the years is butt ass true! Even my story of having groupies, trolls…..

Most of all if they attack you on smedia. Don’t take it personally, don’t reply with the obvious comment and most of all don’t do like Keith Roth and call someone a retard! That will definitely get you banned…..

Cheers…..

https://www.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=122104578891257626&id=61587728795087

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Oh and p.s. most of all remember they won’t stop with just you! They will go for your family, friends, job, etc…..

Don’t be sad bra…..

by RoachKiller

My studio has a full perpetual license of pro tools. My mic interfaces and preamps are decent but budget!

Scarlet interfaces with an additional octa preamp! for a total of 16 or 24 interfaces! ( I can’t remember ) I’m running full eventide rack effects processors with that extension that makes even you sound like a singer!

Yea I’m ok in the studio…..

Don’t even…..

by RoachKiller

Tell me I’m the only one who,

Wakes up in the middle of the night! Hungry as fuck! Walks down to the fridge and stands there butt ass naked contemplating…..

I have a bag of Romain hearts, 2 defrosted steaks, a roll of defrosted ground turkey and like half a wheel of brie!

Am I awake enough to make the steaks or do I want to go the easy route and do a salad or como bread with brie? Maybe even throw down a couple turkey burgers?

All while Considering I still have half a bag of those really good croutons?

You will be happy to know, the croutons won!

Luckily for you, you didn’t have to see me make a salad butt ass naked! 😉

Had my first….

by RoachKiller

Work review today! I was reviewed and told that I’m a fucking angel! Seriously!

Not one complaint, nothing! I was a little disappointed as this was the first ever work review I have ever been through!

I was kinda hoping for some yelling, maybe a little “ if you don’t get your act together I’m gunna pull your badge and make you a desk jockey!” Hell I would have even settled for, “ get your act together Brooks or your going to join ponch and John on traffic duty!”

Nothing, I didn’t get any of that! ;(

Now that I’m thinking about it, I’m a little sad now….. 🙂

Ok brah…..

by RoachKiller

You’re either having a manic episode or you really are on meth!

Went to sell a couple guitars. While I’m waiting someone called the clerk I was dealing with. From what the clerk said, the guy on the phone said he was on meth but he was looking to play the drums. He called to see if he could get a free kit! ROFLMAO!

Wow, that’s an interesting phone call! If I had been the clerk all I would have said is, “ if you come in I can cut you a deal! 10% off but only if you bring me a big bag of whatever your actually on!”

ROFLMAO! Sounds like one of my groupies in action……

Can you…..

by RoachKiller

Imagine what it would have looked like if I had actually run over that mattress in the middle of the road this morning?

Good thing I was paying attention huh?

We do have us some high quality freebies in the free bin today!

Damn…..

by RoachKiller

A lot of women are checking me out from California and Pennsylvania! Sadly, I don’t live anywhere near there…..

On a good note, the woman I have been mentioning my wearabouts to on this blog. Have all been there every time!

So I’m trying to hard? I have t even started trying…..

Please remember, I am not unapproachable! I might look mean, I might look like I’ll rip your head off. Naw, more than likely I have to fart or am working out something in my head…..

See you ladies next time and grow some balls and say hello…..

Cus if you didn’t leave and spent the whole time staring at me. I’m pretty sure you’re interested! Or blind…..

Added bonus, I also recycle…..

Ya wanna know…..

by RoachKiller

How you know a stoner is near? They ride by on there moms bicycle, wearing there moms bicycle helmet oddly coming from their moms house..

Ok so they are either stoners or they are gay…..

Ever wonder….

by RoachKiller

What it’s like to truly go viral on social media? Here ya go!

I promise you it’s not as much fun as you think….

I can take it with a grain of salt cus it’s nothing new. Some little grandma from Iowa wouldn’t take it nearly as well…..

https://www.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=122104578891257626&id=61587728795087

https://www.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=122104578891257626&id=61587728795087

Omg so good…..

by RoachKiller

The recipe for the batter is at the end! I added my spices in the batter….. I used my wok to fry the fish and chips! An air fryer was used to cook the clams In the half shell!

My personal choice is the darker side of the fry….

Oh so good!

I used Stella as my beer of choice!

Frozen Alaskan cod, ofcourse defrosted…..

Chips were fried In the same oil and I didn’t taste anything fishy….

Do you know…..

by RoachKiller

What a “ shark” is in internet terms? In my world that’s a person who is very knowledgable in all things internet, computers, coding and hacking!

A baby shark is someone who is just starting out and trying really hard to show me how smart or good they are! If they are trying to “ show me” they are obviously still baby sharks!

One, I don’t give a fuck and two, I don’t give a fuck!

I’m just kicking back watching the show! I could tell you how to increase your traffic 10 fold. Yet I’m tired of helping people like you for free!

Which in turn you turn around and fuck with me! it’s this weird bullshit ideology crazy people have! I help you, you fuck me over!

So I’ll drop hints here and there. Yet you will always be a baby shark in a giant ocean filled with phish….

My personal accounts are just that! They are my means to have a little fun and do what I do! By no means do I have any interest in becoming a big fish in a little pond! I do however enjoy watching yall flounder…..

So sending your low rent accounts for me to look at not only makes me giggle but proves everything mentioned above…..

See ya, little baby sharks…..

Holy fuck…..

by RoachKiller

Who knew mowing the lawn for the first time since the beginning of winter would be so taxing?

Oddly I only called the lawn mower a Jesus fucking Christ fucking pile of shit, once!

Then I had to dump the very last case of Kirkland bottled ice tea! This case came up from New Mexico!

Doesn’t that suck brah? That pair of Nikes I wear to mow the lawn cost more than you will make in a month….. brah!