by RoachKiller I just heard a random black woman queff! Yes I too was shocked until the smell hit!
God bless kohls amazon return line! Brings back the memories of k-mart…..
Fyi, the vaginas smell the same, black, white or red!
Green shirt lady can fucking queff
by RoachKiller To get insulation on there In not to long! The coons that I’m guessing one of the neighbors caught de-insulated the control wires.
So before I could flip that bitch back on I had to electrical tape them where the insulation had been removed! luckily the actual wires are a solid copper piece.
All fixed and works well! Cujo and I set it to 68 and that’s where we’re going to leave it for now!
Oh that’s the central ac lines for those who don’t know! Builder install reem system that still works well 25 years after install! 🙂
Too bad the furnace blew out 10 years ago! 🙂
Eventually when that ac gets replaced. We will install a solid metal foundation plate with holes for the lines. Until then I will upkeep the builder’s install….. 🙂
by RoachKiller Pisses me off! My new dinnerware was supposed to arrive today! 🙁
The only reason I’m expediting this change is cus when I was eating dinner the other night. I sparked my fork against the plate and a big chunk of the edge fell off the plate!
I can’t eat that food with pieces of stoneware in it!
Fortunately the restaurant version of these plates are holding up very well! I’m guessing due to the edges being much thicker!
Anyhoot, I love these plates but that shit ain’t cool. So I went with a couple sets of the fiesta bistro series!
Same color plates as the bonita with different colored bowls as pictures above!
I was hoping to do the switch today in the cupboards but guess not…..
by RoachKiller Find this stove without the bread warmer! If I can find it I will be sticking with a drop in! If not I’ll be getting this in the slide in version and having someone adjust the cabinets to fit….
by RoachKiller I wasn’t excited about doing it either! 1 down 2 more to go…..
by RoachKiller It’s almost time to break this bad boy out and see if I can clean some shit that’s supposed to be dirty…..
Ie….. the back porch Wich is on the right of this picture….
by RoachKiller Thing ever made for a yard jockey! Yes, finally an attachment to you $50 weed eater that actually edges your lawn!
Praise sweet baby Jesus!
FYI, order the 50 pack of extra blades…..
And yes I actually was standing in my garage butt naked to grab this picture…..
by RoachKiller Wants to know how much my electric bill was this month! ROFLMAO!
$77! Last month was $84 cus it was a lot colder! Once I unplugged the x’s fridge in the garage the bill went down, down, down!
Everything is led and high efficiency except the stove! Wich is soon to change…..
Simple changes make it work!
Most of all setting up that furnace to a comfortable temp schedule! Mine is 70 degrees when I’m home and 68 degrees when I’m not!
And remember colder isn’t always better…..
by RoachKiller I am so happy I broke down today and checked the lock on the oven door! Just randomly wanted to see if I could short out the switch or something so I could use the oven until the new stove arrives!
So glad I did cus that things been broken for a couple weeks now! I took the top off the stove went down to pull the wires and the motor on the switch was red hot! I mean scorchen hot!
Odd thing was all I had done was taken the top off the stove! Hadn’t fucked with anything yet! So if that would have stayed that way. I’m sure it would have eventually melted down or caught fire!
Why is that a big deal? Cus that motor is above the fire proof insulation and right under the wiring harness for the stove!
Now it probably would have just shorted out and popped the breaker! But ya never know…..
Any hoot, tally ho…..
FYI that replacement part is $160. Not worth the cost to replace!
by RoachKiller Cujo for a walk tonight! Looked over and my bonsai Japanese maple is looking killer! I’m thinking I’m gunna have to get that bitch into a permanent planter quick!
Anyone got a half wine barrel planter for sale….. a real one!
by RoachKiller Feel the POWAR?
by RoachKiller Me with this! How is this gallon refill jug only $17.95?
by RoachKiller We go! I’m burning the first 2 official candles! 1 lavender wich is citrus and the other is pink wich is cherry blossom scent!
Now these are trial runs before I make a few to give out and get a response from others on what they think….
I now know I can’t use these wicks! They put of puffs of black smoke on occasion! That’s not acceptable! I also know that 1 eye dropper of scent doesn’t give off enough good smelling stuff for my acceptability!
I also know that I will probably have to use 2 thinner wicks to get a good clean burn of the whole candle!
With that said, I’ll watch the burn, see how long I can get on each 4oz jar!
I like to think I’m a very creative person! I love colors and matching them to make a pertty image or object!
I can’t paint and I can’t play guitar every minute. So creativity pops its head out all the time! I’m not on the road anymore so finding creative ways to crack hotel WiFi routers isn’t in the daily fun circus anymore!
Yea I could fuck with my neighbors that I’m not fond of. But why? I have to see them daily! 🙂
I digress, I’m also really fond of good smelling candles burning in the house! It makes the house smell good and warm! I also know for the price of 2 Yankee candles I was able to buy enough shit to make 30 candles!
So I let creativity win and wammo, I’m making candles I also know that like everything I do! I find ways to be the best…..
Then I get bored and will eventually get back to buying Yankee candles and more From the bbw store…..
by RoachKiller I had to order another 24 batch cus the last order is still in shipping!
Praise sweet baby Jesus Amazon has 3 hour shipping!
So who’s up to make a few candles? Clean the studio, inventory some guitars and become a multi millionaire with my groupies money?
Added bonus I have crown and ginger-ale tonight!
by RoachKiller The bad news! The shipping on this is far more than previously expected from Italy! No way in hell would I pay €150.00 euro! Fuck I complained about the $100 usd I originally spent!
So unfortunately this piece will stay in Italy!
Luckily I had more than one option! So the new umbrella/katana rack will be…..
Tada! Look at the top dumbass!
by RoachKiller A few special people some really cool candles! Why? Cus I enjoy it! Added bonus they smell really fucking good!
by RoachKiller Take damn good care of me! I’ve been looking for an umbrella stand to put all my higher end katanas in!
I’m not a fan of displaying them on the wall! Yet a tall vase of umbrella stand will look perfect with my decor!
Lo and behold ma ladies hooked me up all the way from Italy! Spent more on shipping than the actual item but I think it just might be worth it….. 🙂
by RoachKiller This is the greatest thing ever made! A twisting plug in extender…..
by RoachKiller I need to mop the floors again! I really got to hire that maid service! Once a month to clean the toilets showers and mop the floors!
Everything else I can do. But maintaining 3 bathrooms by myself is kinda a weekend excursion on top of everything else I gotta do this summer! Grrrr!
Anyhoot, what do any yall know about bamboo flooring? I’m thinking since the builder installed linoleum is coming do for replacement?
The house is already set up for hardwood flooring. The original owners didn’t install it. Since all the major prep work is pre-done it’s definitely an idea!
( ie…. The door jams are already about an inch taller….. )
But I bought some bamboo planking a while back for shelving and love the texture and durability! I’m thinking of maybe putting that same water proof bamboo in all the rooms with linoleum?
I really don’t like tile idea except In the showers! I do know I want a massive claw tub in the kids old bathroom! Or even removing the master bath shower and putting in a claw tub….
Yet I want a completely water proof flooring like bamboo without the pain in the ass work of tile…..
I’m not a clean freak but I do love me some cleanliness without the work…..
Oh and I already have the plans to replace all the doors in the house with glass doors! Like old school business offices? Puting the kids names on them etc etc…..
Mrs. Leslie B – school teacher
Ms. Carrisa B – gas station attendant
Mr. Lawrence B – gods gift to truck drivers, crypto consultant, and internet brainiac…..
So on and so forth! 🙂
by RoachKiller Cost $6.99 on Amazon for the switch! 5 minutes of my time and I found where that ball rolling noise is in the dryer is coming from!
How did I learn to do this? I grew up very fucking poor! I mean we didn’t get our first sports car until I was in middle school! Yea buddy!
The door switch is simple! Remove the 2 screws holding the lint trap in place on top of the dryer!
Then towards the front corner of the dryer top insert a large screw driver and twist! Do that on both corners and that will release the top.
Slowly lift up incase you’re missing something, like a screw etc!
I’m impressed as this dryer is well over 10 years old and that belt looks pretty good! Not to mention it’s not that dirty in there….. notice my awesome move of using a long screw driver to hold the top up? Pro fucking move brah! 🙂
Anyhoot, unhook this wire….. use a small screw driver to pry the connector over the retaining thingys!
Then accidentally get yourself stuck in the dryer ladies. Call me and I will come save you! 🙂
Then get down and remove the 2 screws holding the switch in! it’s in the door jam by the way!
Then just remove old switch! Mine was flopping around like your old man’s dick before his viagra!
To put the new one in just do these steps in reverse! Making sure the actual black part of the switch is as far from the dryer as possible!
If you do it the wrong way. The switch won’t activate….. as it will be compressed to the dryer body!
Oh did I mention if you get yourself stuck In the dryer ladies. I will seriously come and save you! Really!
I might call you step mom but don’t worry about that….. 🙂