So close…..

I was so close to having the black out finished! 1 maybe 2 more hours! But after 4 hours I started doing that weird hypothermic breathing thing…. That was a lot of skin coverage….:

Personally I think it was a wise decision! Hey, I did the best I could…..

Awwww…..

Did they fire fake rob halford yesterday?

Go to Facebook and search rob halford! There you will find a bald headed guy that looks just like him. Yet you will notice that in every picture. His head is turned just right so you can’t see where halfords head tattoos should be!

Go, entertain yourself! Don’t be Jellz to know I was once blessed to sit in the very same room as fake rob halford…..

Do you remember……

Years ago, what I said “you’re a good guys are the ones that can bring you down“?

When I said the other day in that video about letting air out of steer tires, I wasn’t joking. I got the video to back it up. Matter fact, I got video to back up damn near everything I said!

See you’re fine that in a group of liars when a person that actually has the credentials they talk about and they’re far better than your group of liars. Your group of liars really have a tenancy in a lot of bring that overachiever now knock him down a few notches.

The moral of the story, be proud of what you have done be proud of succeeding those who are jellies

No, I’ll do a…

The blog on that DVC class that I took today defensive driving class there was no instruction on defensive driving whatsoever!

But I will tell you these two things I had to stop looking at the guy in front of me because all I wanna do is fucking earring and by the end of the class I was yelling out wrong just for the element so I did manage to have a little bit of fun Among other things…..

Nothing pisses off…

A group of shitty truck drivers as much as saying you’re a good truck driver and then actually being able to prove it!

The hostility, I felt when I was explaining why I was there really seem interrupt the instructors the wrong way!

But I did enjoy working on my acting skills. I was able to play, ego guy, shy guy, asshole, guy, and victim!

Today was a good day, and I was also informed I was able to share the same table as the terminal manager of the Lenoir city Tennessee terminal.

No, I looked over at him. Any kind of familiar I’ve seen the guy before. But all you drivers keep telling me he is the Hitler of Lenoir city?

He didn’t look like a Hitler to me, maybe an SS guard? But definitely not Hitler……

Oh and……

You forgot to mention that dispatch will call you while you’re driving! Even though oh wait, never mind you’re allowed to talk on the phone while you’re driving as long as you have a Bluetooth! Figure that one the fuck out.

I don’t use a Bluetooth. I will talk on the phone while driving maybe 15 minutes a day Max I’ve got nothing that fucking important to say to anybody, especially while I’m driving every phone has speakerphone Bluetooth not required!

By no means am I a fucking perfect driver by no means do I know everything I do however know what fucking works for me! And by all the wrecks and all the stories, I’m pretty sure that what you’re doing isn’t working for you.

But I will probably deliver this load tonight and call it an early day. Cause well my eyes kinda hurt from rolling them so many times during that three hour class……

Pretty sweet baby Jesus…

I learned one fucking thing in class! I refreshed my memory. I hate putting out triangles. It has been so many fucking years since I had put out triangles that I couldn’t remember how far apart they had to be.

I googled it and I came up with 25, 75, 100 feet! So that was the only refresher that I refreshed!

Here’s what fucking sucked ass being shotgun the exact same information you have been fucking doing for 30 years. And then having them tell you you’re doing it all wrong!

What I found to be extremely almost psychotic in their attempt was to tell you that oh yeah, go ahead. Talk on your cell phone. All you want as long as you have a Bluetooth headset!

I have literally I can’t tell you how I know this, but I have literally written behind a guy who spent his entire 11 hour shift of driving talking to his old lady! No, why or how can you call that?

And tearing all of this system, bullshit, blah blah, blah blah, how did they not mention once? To drop your fucking ego and be a courteous driver?

No kind of give you that concept but I tell you actually say drop your fucking massive ego and be as courteous of a driver as you can?

Cause, if you think that sister for a newbie, a newbie take a sister and metabolize it way that they can they can use it. You throw in the concept of drop your ego and be as a courteous driver. If they have the brain power to comprehend that statement, they could possibly be a good drive!

That’s just the way I see it but I do love it since I started here almost 23 years ago when a newbie comes up and asked me about pre-trips and shit. I always have been telling them to do it the same way every time. If you stop and get distracted, start over from the beginning! I noticed that today they have now included that in there pre-trip video. That was me, well, I’m the reason for it. I don’t know, but I’m gonna assume my own cause. I’m awesome! 🙂

But honestly, I learned nothing new. I wasn’t even gonna wipe my ass with sandpaper cause I already know that the sandpaper would’ve been far more of a valuable learning experience than the three something hours. I just spent there!

But I always find it funny I really wanted to ask the teacher guy how many wrecks you’ve had since you stopped going driving on the road and are now safety teacher?

Because every safety teacher I’ve ever met that used to be a driver was a really shitty driver….:

I hope all of those drivers that were in that class live a long, prosperous life. I hope they make Buku box and that the company’s propaganda of being the best of the best of the best finally comes to fruition!

But unlike you people, I’m not gonna fuck up a good thing. I’m gonna keep doing what I do cause obviously it fucking works.!

Oh, and a sidenote, you never mentioned to these newbies, had to keep their brain occupied and engaged, a long drive!

Just a few thoughts, but hey, what do I know? I’m just fucking truck driver……

I’m not even…..

Going to wipe my ass with sand paper! I already know the results! I have learned zero from this class! I’m actually at the point I’m trying to keep myself awake!

And of course the instructor knows more….. blah, blah, blah…..

What an absolute fucking waste! Of my fucking time!

As I said, I’ve literally spent this whole time trying to just stay awake from the pure boredom!

So many fucking things wrong with this shit….. but hey what do I know…..

Todays…..

Toilet paper!

Wich has more value this class I’m about to take? or wiping my ass with sandpaper? Answer to come……

Sand paper courtesy of the Harrisburg petro…..

Ok adult children/trolls….

You haven’t figured out why I follow your troll accounts on tik tok, have you?

I’m fully aware of how social media works. I’m also fully aware of you grown ass morons and your batch of stupid!

So riddle me this cockroach, why do you think I follow you and your troll accounts? why do I continue to allow you to do your batch of stupid over and over and over and over and over again?

I promise you it has to do with your money and your friends…..

So riddle me…..

Oh you people…..

Are such super hackers! We are all in awe of your power and American terrorist ideology!

Only 1 problem princess, not my internet which means, not my monkey…..

But good for you! Hacking a little old ladies xfinity router to make yourself look important….

We are all so awww struck with your mental superiority…..

Me, I’m gunna make dinner, take a walk around the park and maybe check in on your old ladies for some free nudity……

Even they are so in awe of your mental superiority they just can’t stop laughing….

Don’t that shit…

Piss you off? You get lost one day bobtailing a round Harrisburg. and you see some really cool fucking places you want to check out but you don’t have the time. So you have the time now so you take a little detour and go check them out and the motherfucking place is gone!

Now it’s some shitty pickle ball fucking court! wTF!

But at least on the way out, I got to see your old lady drive-by with her thumb and index finger pointed in an L shape on her forehead! I think that hand gesture was meant for you driver? Cus usually your old ladies drive-by and show me a boob or other adult things…..

Yay…..

Jury duty deferred! I do believe this is the only time that being a truck driver comes in handy!

Cus homeboy ain’t gunna make that….. ain’t that right gramps? By the way it was nice seeing you drive by the other way today at the shipper!

Did they take away your truck cus of those dilated eyes?

Now that I’m thinking about it, Gramps. Shouldn’t your old lady be driving? If they took away your truck from the dilated eyes of early onset mental retardation? Then that would mean that your mental retardation has fully kicked in, you shouldn’t be driving……

Anyone confused…..

As to How dispatch could ever have the balls to be mad about anything?

I mean it’s not like they’ll be sitting in fucking Utah with preplanned prepaid vacation and being told by dispatch and your terminal manager that if you need to get home that badly you need to find your own way……

Seriously, when do you think the last time anyone in management or dispatch didn’t make it home in time for a important event because someone else didn’t do their fucking job?

Do you think anyone in dispatch or management has ever been told they couldn’t go home early? I mean, even if they were covered and fucking little red dots all over their entire fucking body? Do you think they would be told they couldn’t leave early to go home to a doctor?

So help me out here how do you have the fucking balls to be mad about anything?