Check it out…..

by RoachKiller

Turned out really good! Forgot the tomato paste added last minute! Turned out well! Mmmm

FYI, I soaked the pinto’s a full 24 hours. Then kept them dry in the fridge for another 24 hours! With a 7 hour crockpot low cook…..

If you go to the 82nd Fred meyers be on the look out for a white Chevy suburban, Newer version no front or back plate. Didn’t see a temp permit through the heavily tinted rear window!

The parked 2 stalls over. When I came back they were parked next to my car and vamoosed out of there when they saw me!

They also caught the attention of store security who was also out there! My guess it was either gas or a break in! Did however check for obvious places gps could be tapped.

Be careful out there the white and black negros are mething up and stealing! Especially gas! This explains why I keep my tank at 1/4….. or less! Fools!

Man….

by RoachKiller

My stories suck! I’m a shitty liar! wtf?

Maintenance guy asked about the truck I’m driving. I told him and also mentioned that the fucking thing does killer!

I was empty heading back and had about 25 miles over a mountain of pure ice tonight! That fucking Volvo did killer! The transaxle did its job well a couple times!

His reply was you can drive! I was like, no! I just put it in gear and point it straight! 🙂 his reply? You can drive! 😉

See I can’t…. 🙂 but it did make me giggle!

Oh and Crete, how did yall fuck up the last of posie windows? ( aka jeldwen ) those were easy, long and damn good loads! Even with the multi stops and hand unloads!

Should have called I would have done them for you! But nope, yall even fucked that shit up! I would have definitely put together a good batch of guys to get the job fucking done!

Oh and I almost forgot about all the driver harassment when I would go to pick up one of those loads! Those were serious cunts! They got what they deserved, obviously! 🙂

Bliner is served…..

by RoachKiller

I’ve been so fucking busy working and dealing with shit. I realized I haven’t eaten since 0800 yesterday morning!

Praise sweet baby Jesus! ( that’s satire ) a truck stop hot dog makes everything better…..

And no, I won’t turn of geolocation on my photos you low rent cunt!

Dude…..

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I’ve been with this company 5 months! I’m now at the stage where I just watch fools be fools!

Added bonus, I often also just act like I don’t know anything…..

FYI, 3 pallets or less I just lift. More than that I back truck to truck…..

You can tell….

by RoachKiller

If someone belongs driving in your neighborhood! Just by how fast they hit the neighborhood speed bumps!

You silver prius, do not belong…..

I just did….

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A 12 hour shift! Not before seeing what was on this old tablet! Luckily it had no net access so all the old school apps still had on board log files!

I will tell you this, homeboy will be hunting an old white guy and a middle aged black guy…. Who love pictures of naked 13 year old girls…..

End of story…..

Dude…..

by RoachKiller

Get a grip! One of those trolls walked on over to ig and found my account there! I deleted all my friends right before the viral incident luckily!

Anyhoot, this dude typed, “ you’re a fag I hope you die….. etc etc!”

IDE like to say thank you for proving my point….

All hale satin! 🙂

Golly gee wiz

by RoachKiller

From my simple example I have shown you my groupies, trolls and exactly what it’s like to be a guitar player in a satanic death metal band! you also will see exactly what it’s like to be famous!

If you check out my replies. You can see how to handle that situation! Me I like to antagonize a bit. I mean these people did walk all this way to defend there drug of choice! Might as well let them finally ejaculate and maybe encourage them some more!ROFLMAO! I mean a hit is a hit and a comment is a comment….

I mean I wasn’t monetized but I am now! the moral of the story? Everything I have said over the years is butt ass true! Even my story of having groupies, trolls…..

Most of all if they attack you on smedia. Don’t take it personally, don’t reply with the obvious comment and most of all don’t do like Keith Roth and call someone a retard! That will definitely get you banned…..

Cheers…..

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Oh and p.s. most of all remember they won’t stop with just you! They will go for your family, friends, job, etc…..

Don’t be sad bra…..

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My studio has a full perpetual license of pro tools. My mic interfaces and preamps are decent but budget!

Scarlet interfaces with an additional octa preamp! for a total of 16 or 24 interfaces! ( I can’t remember ) I’m running full eventide rack effects processors with that extension that makes even you sound like a singer!

Yea I’m ok in the studio…..

Don’t even…..

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Tell me I’m the only one who,

Wakes up in the middle of the night! Hungry as fuck! Walks down to the fridge and stands there butt ass naked contemplating…..

I have a bag of Romain hearts, 2 defrosted steaks, a roll of defrosted ground turkey and like half a wheel of brie!

Am I awake enough to make the steaks or do I want to go the easy route and do a salad or como bread with brie? Maybe even throw down a couple turkey burgers?

All while Considering I still have half a bag of those really good croutons?

You will be happy to know, the croutons won!

Luckily for you, you didn’t have to see me make a salad butt ass naked! 😉

Had my first….

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Work review today! I was reviewed and told that I’m a fucking angel! Seriously!

Not one complaint, nothing! I was a little disappointed as this was the first ever work review I have ever been through!

I was kinda hoping for some yelling, maybe a little “ if you don’t get your act together I’m gunna pull your badge and make you a desk jockey!” Hell I would have even settled for, “ get your act together Brooks or your going to join ponch and John on traffic duty!”

Nothing, I didn’t get any of that! ;(

Now that I’m thinking about it, I’m a little sad now….. 🙂

Ok brah…..

by RoachKiller

You’re either having a manic episode or you really are on meth!

Went to sell a couple guitars. While I’m waiting someone called the clerk I was dealing with. From what the clerk said, the guy on the phone said he was on meth but he was looking to play the drums. He called to see if he could get a free kit! ROFLMAO!

Wow, that’s an interesting phone call! If I had been the clerk all I would have said is, “ if you come in I can cut you a deal! 10% off but only if you bring me a big bag of whatever your actually on!”

ROFLMAO! Sounds like one of my groupies in action……

Can you…..

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Imagine what it would have looked like if I had actually run over that mattress in the middle of the road this morning?

Good thing I was paying attention huh?

We do have us some high quality freebies in the free bin today!

Damn…..

by RoachKiller

A lot of women are checking me out from California and Pennsylvania! Sadly, I don’t live anywhere near there…..

On a good note, the woman I have been mentioning my wearabouts to on this blog. Have all been there every time!

So I’m trying to hard? I have t even started trying…..

Please remember, I am not unapproachable! I might look mean, I might look like I’ll rip your head off. Naw, more than likely I have to fart or am working out something in my head…..

See you ladies next time and grow some balls and say hello…..

Cus if you didn’t leave and spent the whole time staring at me. I’m pretty sure you’re interested! Or blind…..

Added bonus, I also recycle…..