God damn…..

by RoachKiller

I’m fucking cranky! It’s my Monday and I walk in to mass amounts of information being thrown at me that I won’t need till tomorrow!

Sure hope my tiny brain can keep from imploding today! Luckily tonight’s an easy ride! Praise sweet baby Jesus! 🙂

And that fresh ramen was way overloaded with garlic! I can still smell it today…..

Well fuck…..

by RoachKiller

It turned out really damn good! Next time I will put more meat in! I used dried beans, 1lb of pork sausage, 3 pork steaks!

Next time I will definitely double that! Now to figure out what to eat it with! Besides your ex old lady……

So have…..

by RoachKiller

You figured out how you and your “ friends” will be removed from any and all liability yet?

We’re several years into this and you still manage to find people stupid enough to do your bidding! All while maintaining full liability on themselves and you…..

Dinner…..

by RoachKiller

Is in the pot!

Fresh cilantro, onion, garlic, green peppers! All mixed in with pinto beans, stewed tomatoes, tomato paste, with browned pork sausage and pork steak!

A splash of white wine, Santory Japanese whiskey and a large squirt of Louisiana heat bbq sauce!

Will be ready in about 5-8 hours…..

I was asked…..

by RoachKiller

About my coleslaw recipe! Here ya go! And remember to get that nice kfc coleslaw crunch let it sit covered In The fridge for 24hours!

I like to use regular coleslaw with color! either Cindy’s kitchen slaw dressing or skippers!

Today I’ll be using half a bottle of skippers slaw dressing with a couple tablespoons of Cindy’s kitchen, Cajun Remoulade! With 2 bags of slaw with color!

The Cajun just adds a bit of kick without being overly spicy or hot! Also Adding some soon expiring bacon bits. Along with some grated Parmesan cheese!

Just throw it all in a big bowl! Mix and whammo you got coleslaw! I still add a couple squirts of French dressing to add a bit more zing…..

It’s good straight up after mixing! It’s even better with a covered 24 hour soak in the fridge…..

Went to….

by RoachKiller

Canned food outlet last night! After pooring a bowl of cereal and realizing I have zero milk or almond milk!

Looking around and found these fresh ramen packages in the produce section!

Welp, breakfast is served! Although far better than dried top ramen or nissin. It is super garlicky but really good!

I just topped with a bit of teriyaki sauce…..

God damn….

by RoachKiller

Told you I could do better! 🙂

I am impressed with how good this thing works! I have been noticing an increase in my hawking of loogies the last week! A bit of tightness in my lungs…..

It’s showing in my sleep data on my Apple Watch…..

Hang tight…..

by RoachKiller

I’m watching the show homo-erectus and the babbling idiots are puting on today! Of course I powered there nonsense with a bit of my own nonsense…..

Man these low rent wanna be’s sure do love to text each other……

Bwoop bwoop!

Dude, I’m having….

by RoachKiller

A blast at work! I do my job and roll on home! It’s quit the bit of fun!

Now they are pulling the Crete move! They offer me a run and then tell another driver that it was there run and I stole it!

Classic dispatch move! That way they can concentrate the employee hate on the strongest person and move it away from themselves!

No, I pulled in after my run. Asked, “ hey you got anything else?” They handed me the paperwork and away I went!

I didn’t walk into the dispatch office and find some bills and go, “ I’ll take that one!” Nope!

Still having the time of my life! Added bonus, the free veggies and fruit is really, really, really good! 🙂

Because of this I have a new berry addiction! or should I say, berry, salad, coleslaw, yellow and orange peppers! Not to mention my brussel sprout mainljning issue! 😉

And yes it’s a known fact that driving between 0300-0600 is difficult! The earths gravitational pull is at its strongest! Wich in turn makes awake time even harder! that’s usually my most talkative and fidgety time!

This explains my high caffeine intake and occasional 15 minute roadside naps! As any safe and attentive driver will tell you!

Google it you dumb mother fuckers!

FYI, I found a flavored Brie that is just fantastic!

So who……

by RoachKiller

Wants to come over this weekend and help me put end tables together? They’re not by IKEA but you know same concept the holes might be drilled they might not, but I got the tools to get the job done!

Not only will you get free beer, free alcohol I might even feed you afterwards……

Either that or we will go and I found a place that has some really nice tomahawk steaks…..

Sometimes….

by RoachKiller

There is shit in life that just can’t be fixed! A truck stop hot dog will help ease the pain in that situation!

Welp just got….

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The bad news! The shipping on this is far more than previously expected from Italy! No way in hell would I pay €150.00 euro! Fuck I complained about the $100 usd I originally spent!

So unfortunately this piece will stay in Italy!

Luckily I had more than one option! So the new umbrella/katana rack will be…..

Tada! Look at the top dumbass!

Told ya ma ladies…..

by RoachKiller

Take damn good care of me! I’ve been looking for an umbrella stand to put all my higher end katanas in!

I’m not a fan of displaying them on the wall! Yet a tall vase of umbrella stand will look perfect with my decor!

Lo and behold ma ladies hooked me up all the way from Italy! Spent more on shipping than the actual item but I think it just might be worth it….. 🙂