Ya know….

by RoachKiller

I totally enjoy spending that $250 you give me every year to test your customer support! Your new English / French speaking ladies sound sexy as fuck!

I digress, I’m 3 weeks into this! Had my order canceled twice and finally as of today have a tracking number!

My guess you need to up your credit card order game….. cus your doing what Amazon does and you don’t charge at poc…..

To follow…..

by RoachKiller

Along with the mechanics thinking! I’m so sorry, I had to use the brakes while I was driving! I just know that idiot light was caused because of it!

After all these years I still haven’t figured out how to drive and not use the brakes…..

Cus we both know what causes that idiot light? Don’t we…..

Just kicken…..

by RoachKiller

Back watching the show! This weeks “ blinded by bullshit attempts” are all the shit you do every day to get fired!

Eeeks! Oh no, whatever will I do if I were to get fired! Eeeks!

Over the years I learned from the best assholes in the industry! On how to be an asshole! You people are in fact, not the best incompetent assjoles I’ve come across! Keep working at it though! Practice makes perfect!

Eeeeks!

Stop…..

by RoachKiller

23 of 24 done!

One more and homie is going the fuck home!

Praise sweet baby Jesus! ( no pallets added! )

Watch the…..

by RoachKiller

Dash cam video from around 07:20 am today on November 9th 2026! You can watch a Subaru pass me in the fog. Then completely total that bitch into the back of a stopped pick up truck I was stopping for !

I was mind blowing stupid! 😉

Ofcourse the Subaru had a giant “ Jesus is my copilot” sticker on the back window! Guess he took the day off…. huh?

Told you……

by RoachKiller

Every time you stick me with a piece of shit trailer or a fucked up tractor that has multiple VIR that nobody’s looked at!

I’m gonna light that motherfucking dash cam up every fucking time! That way when management calls me in to find out what the fuck is going on and why I’m not driving safely. I can ask them how they expect me to drive safely if they can’t give me equipped that’s safe…… Compre de por favor you Cunt!

This isn’t a game! You don’t think I achieved 5 million accident free miles by letting cunts like you people win? Do you? Yall can’t be that fucking stupid? Can you be?

My fav little…..

by RoachKiller

Pooch is being a butthead! When it’s time to go outside for a walk. Sh now runs to the top of the stairs. Runs a circle under the bed. Runs out the door. Stays far enough away you can’t grab her. She then barks at you and proceeds to do the same thing again!

If she wasn’t so damn cute idea be mad! 😉

She is still super scared of the robo vacuum! So she wants nothing to do with sitting next to anyone on the couch in that room! ROFLMAO!

As for her health? She’s ok, still a bit congested! She has a little problem with vision but I’m thinking her hearing is ok. Cus I say “ treat” she comes running! Any other thing I have to yell….. hmmm?

Well I must….

by RoachKiller

Still know how to sling hazmat! Oddly passed the test rather quickly!

Did do some homework. Actually quit a few things have changed since my last dmv hazmat test…..

I still can’t get over this automatic only license restriction…..

Oh no….

by RoachKiller

I’m being stalked by lesbians! Eeeks!

Beats yesterday thought!

I delivered to one place and I was surrounded by beautiful women! All smiling and being really nice!

It so brought back flashbacks of the fan rush!

I actually got a bit like I use to. Scared, nervous and a wee bit of anxiety happening!

Wow, haven’t felt that in years…..

On a good note 2 hours later I got that fucker up! Inch by inch by inch….. 😉

You know……

by RoachKiller

You will find out exactly how mentally retarded some people are! By just doing your job. If I have been delivering to you twice a week for a year. And if after that year, you still ask, do I just sign the top page or do I sign all of them?

Then I’m guessing after a year of that, you either have some serious memory issues or you’re fucking retarded!

I think Bob…..

by RoachKiller

Has cracked his head 1 to many times on the pavement! I think bobs dilated eyes are a clue to his teaching abilities!

I also think Bob is a worthless pile of shit! My guess the old guy on the white bmw agrees…..

Oh and incase I happened across an incompetent asshole like you as a teacher. I came prepared, boots, Kevlar pants, klim jacket and ofcourse bunny! My nice shoie helmet….

I was so……

by RoachKiller

Close to freedom! Hit my third my fourth stop left for the day. Everything was going great and all of a sudden my fucking lift gage just said fuck you and die!

So I just spent the last two hours, raising my liftgate up inch by inch by inch by inch! My day is done, it started three hours late and ended three hours early wow less than that. I’m out of here. See ya. I’m tired.

I was….

by RoachKiller

Wondering why I woke up refreshed and kinda in a good mood!

Ahhh, I got an extra hours sleep before…..

Here is what I can tell you about these motorcycle classes!

1- don’t wear your 3 million accident free miles jacket! Oddly, the instructors are kind of biased about truck drivers! Go figure!

The other big thing besides me on a really small bike! While wearing pants! Is they teach the exact opposite of what a truck driver has beaten into there heads from day 1!

They want you to scan the horizon but on turns they want you to take focus off the surrounding area and put all your focus on the exit of the curve!

ROFLMAO! By the time I hit the entrance of the curve. I’ve scanned the curve, curve exit and anything I could see in between long before! from what they said, that was bad! I should have been concentrating on the exit of the curve rather than the full picture!

I was also penalized for not being able to roll the throttle! Oddly that was something I noticed to! I mean unlike my bike with smooth throttle control. This loaner bike had not that! I proudly took out as many cones as possible!

Overall experience? Ehh, I would find a better school! Me, I knew I had a 50/50 shot of getting it on the first try!

Finally that Yamaha tw200 is more of a enduro. One guy actually told me I should have been balls up to the tank. Wich is how I ride my r7! Yet my r7 that position is comfortable. That wasn’t a comfortable position on that bike!

You win some ya loose some! Let’s just hope my 30 years of truck driving don’t cause me to fail my hazmat test, huh?

Jajajaja! Cus that’s next!

Overall it was fun! I would not use there class again! But hey, to each there own….

You have…..

by RoachKiller

No idea how long I’ve been waiting to have my tv room back!

You can also see my mistake from my order last night! I checked everything except for tv feet width! these 65” LG tv’s for $300 are well worth the money! Damn good!

Doh! Luckily a quick trip to Lowe’s solved the problem of the tv feet position for now! Luckily I have a ceiling tv mount I can hook to the stand…..

I’m thinking once I remove the old alarm control panel. I’ll put a Marshall or my jc120 over yonder. Put the guitars back on the wall. Maybe put up some of these glass shelves I have and display the metal heads, funko collection…..

Dunno, the skies the limit!