Best thing evar…..

by RoachKiller

I’m sitting here in the shitter at the truck stop! Finally getting to reset and relax! Been in the fucking snow since Alabama!

Tired as fuck with it already!

Any hoot! I’m sitting here doing some of my best thinking! When a dude walks in! Belly’s up to the urinal. You hear the wrestling of a zipper with the fighting of clothing trying to find his angry inch worm!

Suddenly you hear, “ fuck my hands are cold!” With that uncomfortable annoying voice of a man who just touched his weiner with very cold hands!

At this time, I am still laughing! Poor bastard…..

I got it……

by RoachKiller

We need to start up a fund for the trucker tarded! You know the people who tried to be truck drivers but wernt smart enough to do it. They couldn’t go a couple of months without wrecking. I’ve seen a lot of those type of trucker tarded come and go over the years.

And to the wannabe trucker tarded, you know who I’m talking about, they’re like those security guards that buy old cop cars, but couldn’t make it past the mental exam to be a cop but goddamnit they’re gonna try to make people think they were or are!

So I think we need to start up a fund to help the tarded move on to new employment opportunities ! Like hotel, motel maintenance or dishwasher at the local Chevys or even maybe washroom attendant at the local Taco Bell bathroom…..

You know what…..

by RoachKiller

It could be that you’re allowing your content to be reposted by the toothless wonders. Whom pass it off as their own. Stealing your thunder, ladies!

I can off the top of my head think of 20 people I follow that are full blown, low rent trucker trash powered fake accounts!

It’s their thing! If I comment they will definitely see it!

It’s a troll that’s obviously powered by the trucker stupid, satellite radio and the low iq everywhere…..

Same batch of stupid, different day…..

now is a good……

by RoachKiller

Time to be Jellz ladies! My kid bought me the coolest yet most useful thing she has ever bought me as a Xmas present!

This eye glass case she brought back with her from Japan has not had one day where it wasn’t used! A lot like you ladies and ex husbands or boyfriends…..

this fucking thing rocks!

And my new copilot rocks for conversation! Unlike you or your various ex husbands and boyfriends…..

But hey ya snooze ya loose ladies! Maybe it is you and your whoring ways……

I only do…..

by RoachKiller

Easyravioli vblogs when there is something I want you to know! I already said in the last video I’m starting to rebuild my hodl! When the price is right for the tokens I want, I buy…..

I only deal with safe, conservative tokens on easyravioli! So if you’re looking for high risk, long term crypto pointers. Might I suggest watching any of those low rent posers on social media…..

See ya, definitely wouldn’t want to be ya!

Damn driver…..

by RoachKiller

When your very own kids and wife call me daddy! Dude, that’s really gotta suck, for you!

All while you’re running around calling me an asshole! Roflmao!

Oh no…..

by RoachKiller

The trucker tarded we’re obviously allowed to buy Cb’s again without taking the federally required IQ test……

What did I tell you……

by RoachKiller

I told you I was fucking psychic, and I was going to prove it to you when we hit Wyoming!

Did I not say, “ we will see at least one Amazon truck in the ditch somewhere between Rawlings and Cheyenne?”

Told you I was fucking psychic! That’s number two first one was on elk second one was right before Sinclair!

Ha, I win now fuck off!

Oh fuck…..

by RoachKiller

I’m getting to fucking old for this shit! With age comes experience with experience, comes This constant nagging question! “what the fuck is your malfunction, dickhead??”

Enjoy elk Mountain today! It’s 11 o’clock in the morning and the trucking tarded are already on the road and in the ditch…..

Damn cockroach…..

by RoachKiller

I’m looking at the customer complaints on your fited sheet holder. You know, the one you released shortly after I said, I was working on one!

Man, all I need to do is send a freebie of my version. To every customer of yours who left a complaint. I’ll bet you I’ll be able to sell 5000 units in the snap of your finger!

And you can’t figure out why I’ve waited so long to release mine. Other than the fact, perfection takes time! I like to think that I can stand behind what I do. Be proud of the workmanship and quality.

Obviously, something that you’re not capable of doing…..