I aspire to be a super trucker like you…..
Someday…..
by RoachKiller by RoachKiller 
I’m a fat old man…..
by RoachKiller Who’s been running the bend shuttle the last 1.5 months! Going back to routes is great but I’m now tired as fuck…..
I mean I might have been lucky in crypto to afford a $9 bottle of lemonade! Yet physical labor has eluded me….. 😉
What is up with….
by RoachKiller You ladies and shaking your heads when you drive a car? Is that a mental form of masturbation or what?
Yall are as bad as the women up in Yakima! It’s like pay attention!
Just kicken back…..
by RoachKiller Watching the show!
I said what I said……
Breakfast…..
by RoachKiller Is served!
Yup…..
by RoachKiller It’s a custom jobber! 3 shots of espresso, 3/4 cup hot chocolate! I’m ready to roll for atleast an hour……
Man…..
by RoachKiller Someone stole all the orange Gatorade packets from the cubbies at work! Grrrrr!
I’m not mad, just disappointed I didn’t get there first!
You just….
by RoachKiller Figured out I wasn’t lying about being part of a group of people who brought down an online pedo ring?
Wow, you’re a fucking brainiac…..
Ok someone…..
by RoachKiller Help me out here…. When I was a kid I worked a summer job at the graziano farm over off lake road! Don’t look for it now as it’s a subdivision!
But we picked radishes and green onions! Or as we called them “ leeks”!
Now this picture is of actual leeks! Fucking huge leeks, none the less, leeks!
So what are these?
I know them from work as green onion, iced or not iced! Bagged or not bagged!
What the fuck are they? I know there is another name…..
All I really know now is, I really like scallions! A mix of onion and garlic all in one ball! Mmmmm…..
Fucking awesome…..
by RoachKiller Pho’ king good restaurant….
Greatest name evar!
Nannas….
by RoachKiller Are pretty green today! You can get the today or tomarrow…..
It’s fucking weird man….
by RoachKiller It’s like super cold here but it’s not!
Your breath creates a mist as you breath but it doesnt…..
ROFLMAO….
by RoachKiller You realize none of this should ever be this difficult, right?
Ofcourse I’m going to make it more difficult! I mean I’m already an 1.75 hours into my day…..
And still haven’t left the dc! 😉
Yay…..
by RoachKiller 2 more days of this run and im back to stops! Yay!
This run is literally killing me! I’m thinking it’s the steering wheel naps that are fucking me up! I’ll explain in a couple days…..
God damnit…..
by RoachKiller You kids! Please fucking be safe on those electric bikes! I was coming home from seeing my nephew play ball at the sports complex down the road!
Lo and behold another kid was hit by a car on his electric bikes by Fred meyers!
You little bastards and your parents need to figure this shit out!
I did not enjoy seeing the paramedics giving cpr to that kid on the sidewalk! His bike was run over and I’m guessing he was too!
Please parents, show some parental responsibility and beat those kids if you have to! Just ride responsibly! Especially around here! Yuppieville doesn’t have the best of drivers as it is! Let alone drivers who pay attention to your kids…..
My bad, happy valley…..
My new tube screamer…..
Burp…..
by RoachKiller 
Damn brah….
by RoachKiller You have got to be the fugliest lady man I’ve seen yet! I can appreciate your free will but dude, Dee Schneider obviously did your makeup! Brah!
You look exactly like that car wanker down in New Mexico! Fugly mother fucker!
I’m officially….
by RoachKiller Cool! Week in review…..
My invoice box! Properly sickered of course…..
And this is…..
by RoachKiller Why people like you should be shot and put down like the low rent, rustler wearing cunts you are!
What are they doing? Removing the dents and repainting all 4 doors…..
In about 6 months I’ll be buying one of these….. fucking wicked nice!
Set complete….
by RoachKiller But my 1950’s mom dinnerware is complete! Serving bowl, serving plate and 8 piece plate set done…..
You will be….
by RoachKiller Happy to know I did not break the law today! I had to Google it to make sure…..