A bowl…..

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Of noodles and some farmer boys fried zucchini sounds fucking killer right now! Nope, I’ll be making sghetti…..

Even my leftovers…..

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Are better than your fast food heart attack bullshit…..

Oh and I couldn’t decide on bread for tomorrow nights grub. So I went with both…..

I’m thinking either one will go good with the sausage and mushroom sauce….

I’m making…..

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Sghetti for dinner tomorrow! What bread besides garlic bread goes good with angel hair sghetti?

Tonight is left overs night! Sorry ladies…..

Omg….

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I’m calling them fa’jit’as…..

Beef, butter nut squash, baby corn, yellow potatoes, snow pee, English cucumber, yellow peppers, onion, pear, carrot….

Topped with a sticky honey bbq sauce, Romain lettuce, Roma tomato, sour cream!

Cooked till a nice crunch on the veggies!

Why all these cooking posts? I spent the last 30 years eating road food! Nothing even close to what I’m eating every night at home! This stuff is gormet compared to road food!

So yea, I’m having a fucking blast…..

There ya go!

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Cost $6.99 on Amazon for the switch! 5 minutes of my time and I found where that ball rolling noise is in the dryer is coming from!

How did I learn to do this? I grew up very fucking poor! I mean we didn’t get our first sports car until I was in middle school! Yea buddy!

The door switch is simple! Remove the 2 screws holding the lint trap in place on top of the dryer!

Then towards the front corner of the dryer top insert a large screw driver and twist! Do that on both corners and that will release the top.

Slowly lift up incase you’re missing something, like a screw etc!

I’m impressed as this dryer is well over 10 years old and that belt looks pretty good! Not to mention it’s not that dirty in there….. notice my awesome move of using a long screw driver to hold the top up? Pro fucking move brah! 🙂

Anyhoot, unhook this wire….. use a small screw driver to pry the connector over the retaining thingys!

Then accidentally get yourself stuck in the dryer ladies. Call me and I will come save you! 🙂

Then get down and remove the 2 screws holding the switch in! it’s in the door jam by the way!

Then just remove old switch! Mine was flopping around like your old man’s dick before his viagra!

To put the new one in just do these steps in reverse! Making sure the actual black part of the switch is as far from the dryer as possible!

See it there top right corner…..

If you do it the wrong way. The switch won’t activate….. as it will be compressed to the dryer body!

Oh did I mention if you get yourself stuck In the dryer ladies. I will seriously come and save you! Really!

I might call you step mom but don’t worry about that….. 🙂

These things…..

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Had better be righteously awesome! The company just paid $150 for them…..

I love my Skechers boots! I can never find them in 11.5 size! So I’ll try these Reebok’s! They meet all the work requirements as far as I know!

I’m just really tired of wearing extra thick socks to make these size 12’s fit correctly……

Got a email……

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From my Web host stating they are going to upgrade PHP! Now anyone who truly knows me knows I love coding in PHP!

So do you think that’s what they went after? It’s rather odd. They didn’t go after easy ravioli which has far more unique’s per month than roach.ES!

My guess they weren’t that smart, aren’t that smart, are that fucking adult retarded I was talking about earlier……

It’s all the same stupid bullshit. Ive delt with these tards long before I even started the blog!

Now you know why I keep my adult websites a secret along with other large projects I’m working on. I don’t need the bullshit, the customer doesn’t need the bullshit and believe me these motherfuckers are full of bullshit……

The word…..

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“ retard “ will get you banned at every major social media platform! So if you’re importing these posts. Just know the word retard is used a lot!

Not TWords people who are actually mentally or physically handicapped, but TWords grown ass adults who act and do as you would think dumb mother fucking, normal retards do…..

People like you!

ROFLMAO…..

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I can do better! 🙂

Oh and that 1 minute awake! Yea that was cujo flopping her big butt down on the bed! 🙁 hey she might be small but she has a power flop that compares to a grown human!