I aspire to be a super trucker like you…..
I aspire to be a super trucker like you…..
For some tofu? It’s gunna be spectacular! As soon as I fire out how to cook rice that doesn’t stick…..
Crazy lady who has yelling fits at herself while walking. Decided to show me her tits from across the street today! She most definitely has nice tits!
Oh and I saw a really big set of tits today! That’s a story for another time! 🙂
To tell if someone did a walk around or even a pre trip? If that chick is in the exact same place as it was when it was put there the day before…..
Last time I had this for lunch! I was somewhere in Pennsylvania just trying to find some food! Although there all I had were French fries.
Here they don’t sell fries! They do however sell the best fucking sub sandwich I’ve eaten since finding vintages gas station over in new Jersey!
Omg it was fucking awesome!
Fuck subway, fuck Quiznos, fuck jimmy johns!
Not much of a joker or a talker! I would much rather be at home playing guitar!
How many of you dumb shits have said that? Then died trying……
I don’t have enough fingers and toes to count how many of you idiots have…..
Pookie? Or did someone put wheels on your house and move it away?
Take my advice and don’t use that men’s room for a good 2 hours! I blew that mother fucker up!
Above the water, bowl winder!
The mother fucking fuel pump got the best of me! I went through all the fucking rigamaro to pump my own fuel!
Lo and behold I put in $.15 instead of $15! So I then was fortunate enough to do that all over again!
See even the dog is laughing at me!
Grrrrr!
Cunts are us! We have an unlimited supply….
Big attack on my hosted server? Really? Man, good thing someone else admins that shit! I mean with all the attacks you low rents flash onto my boxes. It’s pretty much a full time job dealing with you low rent, trailer park trash wannabe’s!
Lucky for me I just got done cleaning the toilet! I’m gunna go take a monster shit and eat some ice cream……
Good luck to ya! Hope your attack this time works…..
Ya loose ladies! That was by far the greatest burger I’ve ver made! I have never taken a bite and been transported with multiple flavors! Bite after bite!
I fried some shrooms and onions in a ginger and scallion sauce!

While that was cooking I de-rooted the live lettuce and waited to wash until right before puting on the burger!

Live lettuce!

Threw the corn on the cob into the air fryer. It was frozen and upon the unfreezing process it started to soften. The air fryer helped dry it out and add a taste of bbq to each ear!
After that I slapped some butter on each half of the bun and toasted those a couple minutes each!
Slapped the meat in the pan. About 1/2lb pork / beef burger for each patty! Cooked those on 7 or 8 until almost cooked through!
Washed the lettuce and began building!
I washed 1 side of the bun with mayo/Portland ketchup and a tinge of spicy green chilie mixed together!
Assembly was simple!

Bottom bun, patty, live lettuce, onion mushroom mix, Roma tomatoes…..
Cut in half and pigged the fuck out! So good! I literally had a new flavor on each bite! Including a peach whiskey bbq sauce I applied during cooking! It was a stunning taste of my abilities!
Oddly no fresh cheese was used in this recipe…..
Of these mother fucking head hunters!
Ok let’s make it simple! You want me to run otr for you? I want $150,000 a year! Home twice a month and company paid insurance, and matching Ira! Not to mention a profit share!
For that you get 12 -14,000 miles a month depending on road conditions and truck speed!
I will only run long haul loads over 1300 miles a trip! Hazmat is fine! East to west, north to south doesn’t matter! In, out and I’m gone!
No bullshit, no Crete short haul bullshit!
If you can meet or beat those conditions call me! Otherwise fuck off and die! Comprende’
Of my week? Finally finding these mothers fucking things in stock!
Lunch was a simple bean and melted cheese dip, with pinapple salsa and these lovely tortilla rounds chips…..
In your slides mother fuckers…..
Will consist of pork/beef burger on fancy buns with fresh onion, live lettuce and ( I have to go buy fresh cheese! ) .

Side dished With corn on the cob and fresh broccoli slaw!
I have access to adult money……
Surrounded by assholes, guess what you will eventually become……
That’s all right, a fucking asshole….. will you care? Probably not…..
I was trained by some of THE BEST and BIGGEST INCOMPETENT ASSHOLES IN THE INDUSTRY…..
Wager going on! Will the woman at the next stop pretend to forget to give me the cod payment?
Stay tuned…..
And watch the show, for it has begun…..
So who the hell won the super bowel? Cus I have zero interest in pro sports! I’m barely a winterhawks fan……
Oh and I need a wok!