Oh honay….

by RoachKiller

There’s a reason I have 5 million accident free miles! It’s definetly not from taking chances I don’t need to take…..

Yea I don’t…..

by RoachKiller

Know why they would double stack all your pallets. While all the others they half stacked, lady!

But I hear your ladder was bent when someone went through the gauntlet of your back room…..

Huh, I guess being a cunt really paid off for you huh?

Oh and you can hear me on camera ask you if you wanted me to take a couple layers off…. not to mention you stating that the ladder you say I fucked up works fine……

I don’t know about you but accusing us delivery drivers for trying to run you over with a pallet jack. Then chewing his ass out royally because he’s asking about the pallet return. I don’t know. I think we’re kind of even now don’t you?

I just heard…..

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The news! Due to the fact I refuse to play this stupid ass game. You’re going to cut my hours? ROFLMAO! is it alright if I start fucking with my fellows like they have fucked with me over the last 9 months?

I will gladly play that game! Twill be much meaner from me but hells yea! I’ll gladly fuck a few of those dinks up!

Oh and fyi, spoke with my neighbor! She had a different view of the jumping beans banging on doors!

Her batch of stupid were much older and literally beat on her door! I don’t know what’s wrong with you people! Anyone who would do that to scare a little old lady and her sick husband. Deserves to get squished! Low rent cunts…..

Obviously they weren’t having an issue as one of the jumping beans had a phone strapped to her face in the video…..

Oh thak goodness…..

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I asked one of these chefs if spending all that extra money on a convection oven for the house was worth it? I’ve been having serious buyers worry!

He confirmed what the girlfriend said, “ you’re going to love it!”

Even cooking, faster….

Thank god! Cus I’ve been thinking about that says I ordered yesterday! Cus for half the price you can get the same thing just a regular oven…..

Do not….

by RoachKiller

Remove stick! That is there to help keep the dogs open when setting the lift!

Do not use your fingers! You could shoot your eye out that way…..

Are you mad brah…..

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That a mortal man like me can make not only your mom and your sister scream in ecstasy like that? Yet im pretty sure I could even make your aunt scream with pleasure!

All while you can’t even find a partner to even do the humpty dance with!

Jajaja, laoooooooser!

Gotta admit, it is a cool car……

It was nice to see the girlfriend skip all the way back to her apartment when I dropped her off last night! I can go to sleep tonight knowing “ a job well done!”…..

I am….

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Fucking starving!

Even though I left a few banana peel traps on the roads for yall. I’m seriously fucking starving!

I rarely do fast food anymore! That should tell you how fucking hungry I am…..

Holy fuck…..

by RoachKiller

I just got a letter from the lawyer my insurance company hired to go after the dude who backed into the old hot rod!

Holy fuck, this dude is fucking serious! They are promising a full refund of my deductibles and what not! Guessing that whisky tango mother fucker should have stayed home that day…..

Dude……

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I just saw a dude with the ultimate bone smoker face! Not only did he have the bone smoker stash from the 70s. He also had buck teeth.if I could have snap a picture of this dude. I would’ve made him the poster child of ford fender…

I also thought I mentioned I find it hilarious of people who are just nasty to you. Expect you to treat them with respect. But continue to be nasty to you! Then get offended when you’re nasty back! Like wtf?

It’s almost a game of ping pong, but they can’t handle it when you hammer that fucking ball back and it slams him into fucking place. I’ll never understand that.

I will try to treat everybody with dignity and respect, except for those…..

there was a moral of the story here but I lost it so just go with it as is.

You know people……

by RoachKiller

I cannot make the simple task of signing paperwork any easier! Before I arrive, I separate the customer copy, which is yours. With the office copy, which is mine. Then when I bring them in, I separate the two sections by the trip sheet. That’s the sheet that sticks out above all the other sheets of paper.

So when the transaction has completed, I said, hey, could you sign the top copies for me? Now it’s not like you haven’t signed these before. So I am still ironing all of how confusing that portion of the show seems to be for you……

The sad part is if I physically separate your copy and my copy. And I hand you my copy to sign, you still ask me do you want me to sign this? Where do I sign?

It’s amazing….

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How many of you whiskey tango’ers look like yall belong in an Amish boy band….

You should call your selves, the ginger snaps…..

Added bonus…..

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To having an elderly dog? She don’t hears so good so the fireworks ain’t bothering her at all!

Wich is truly amazing! She’s going blind, can’t hear a damn thing! Yet anytime I have food, she is on top of wherever I’m at!