First day back…..

by RoachKiller

18 stops mother fuckers! So strap on your banana hammocks it’s gunna be a wild ride…..

Did I mention I have never been to any of these stops before! Seriously cinch down those banana hammocks tight!

Anyone else….

by RoachKiller

Get as highly disappointed as I do when you find out your trolls are just imbeciles with stalking techniques!

Sad, sad day! Maybe tomorrow I gain a new smarter troll/ stalker!

In his defense though atleast his old lady was wearing her cellulite well…..

She would make an excellent skin suit for buffalo bill…..

I have got…..

by RoachKiller

To stop cooking! This here Sghetti is just as fabulous as the last! Hot ( spicy ) Italian sausage with shrooms, yellow peppers, 1 de-seeded jalapeño, eggplant, leeks and these fancy gourmet onions I posted about earlier!

Since I used a spiral noodle I used half marinara and half that orange stuff pictured!

Turned out very good! Since I’m starting a new schedule <———-~(: pronounced shhhed-u-all!

I need that extra energy to pasta will provide later today…..

See ya!

I have…..

by RoachKiller

Owned planettransexual.com for a long fucking time! Before I owned it. It was a transexual online magazine!

As you can see I own a lot of fucking domains. Some I will eventually sell. Some I have to hold on to and some I own out of spite! 😉

While most like Lincolncity.net I will do something with as soon as I figure out what it is I want to do with it!

I’ve known a lot of gays over the years! But none I would take advice from on their sexuality journey!

I am not gay, nor do I want to be a woman! In a woman, yes! Sliding in and out of various womanly parts, yes! But physically a woman, no!

I do on occasion follow certain people’s looking for that right person who knows the scene and can honestly point me in the right direction on what to do with this domain…..

Basically they would run it after I built it! They would have to be a person I could trust and someone who lives the life! without making it there total identity…..

So before you freak the fuck out about me following a tranny or a gay dude! Mind your own fucking business puto! and yes, puto is the correct name in wich I wish to call you…..

What is up….

by RoachKiller

With you wack job women! I finally made it to a fucking burgerville!

I go In To order and the chick behind the counter has a Fargo accent! Seriously I thought I was up in North Dakota!

I asked the lady if she was from there? She said no, I’m like wow! I seriously feel like I’m in Fargo!

Then she proceeds to tell me about her husband! Like what the fuck? How did we skip from your accent to your husband?

And women wonder why they get treated like they do!

Don’t laugh…..

by RoachKiller

This is the first attempt at a 4egg omelet that actually flipped! 🙂 woo hoo!

Unfortunately or fortunately if your mika. Who managed to snag a piece of the 2nd hash brown before I could get it off the floor!

It turned out well!

4 eggs. With pepper and seasoning. Flipped and filled with shrooms and Brie cheese! Topped with a small squirt of that wonderful Polynesian sauce I found at Safeway…..

I’m a fat old man…..

by RoachKiller

Who’s been running the bend shuttle the last 1.5 months! Going back to routes is great but I’m now tired as fuck…..

I mean I might have been lucky in crypto to afford a $9 bottle of lemonade! Yet physical labor has eluded me….. 😉

What is up with….

by RoachKiller

You ladies and shaking your heads when you drive a car? Is that a mental form of masturbation or what?

Yall are as bad as the women up in Yakima! It’s like pay attention!

Yup…..

by RoachKiller

It’s a custom jobber! 3 shots of espresso, 3/4 cup hot chocolate! I’m ready to roll for atleast an hour……

Man…..

by RoachKiller

Someone stole all the orange Gatorade packets from the cubbies at work! Grrrrr!

I’m not mad, just disappointed I didn’t get there first!

You just….

by RoachKiller

Figured out I wasn’t lying about being part of a group of people who brought down an online pedo ring?

Wow, you’re a fucking brainiac…..

Ok someone…..

by RoachKiller

Help me out here…. When I was a kid I worked a summer job at the graziano farm over off lake road! Don’t look for it now as it’s a subdivision!

But we picked radishes and green onions! Or as we called them “ leeks”!

Now this picture is of actual leeks! Fucking huge leeks, none the less, leeks!

So what are these?

I know them from work as green onion, iced or not iced! Bagged or not bagged!

What the fuck are they? I know there is another name…..

All I really know now is, I really like scallions! A mix of onion and garlic all in one ball! Mmmmm…..

ROFLMAO….

by RoachKiller

You realize none of this should ever be this difficult, right?

Ofcourse I’m going to make it more difficult! I mean I’m already an 1.75 hours into my day…..

And still haven’t left the dc! 😉