This is how…..

by RoachKiller

You know you have come full circle with the company you work for and trucking in general!

You hook to an empty. Do a pre trip and realize the repair you did on the trailer 6 months ago was still on that trailer!

I picked this trailer up about 6 months ago in the gay bay! It wasn’t a fresh hole in the lower outside rail. It had been there a while!

Yet needless to say it was a hot load and you needed to make that hole disappear! So you break out what you got and this is the result!

6 months passes and your now hunting an empty! You come across the best looking trailer! Hook and pre trip! You see that and realize that’s your fucking handy work!

Keep in mind, since then it has gotten brake pads and other various new damage aquired since then!…..

Me, I’m just kicking back in aw that 1 my handy work is still on there! 2 I’ve been driving way too long cus my years of road repair experience. Has led me to notice my road repair is still on there….. 😉

Well golllly…..

by RoachKiller

During the Vblog last night. I noticed that the muscle tone has started returning to my arm! 2 months since I ripped that muscle!

Woo hoo! Soon I’ll be flexing Schwartzaneger style for each and every one of you hotties!

Until I get full arm capacity back! I prefer side sex and the occasional missionary! Donations of reverse cowgirl and you do the fucking work this time while I just lay there are always accepted!

May sweet baby Jesus bless all of me natural born ladies! praise Jesus!

See that thick white line that traverses both colors? That’s the muscle that ripped! Reprocussions of a genx, be back home when the street lights turn on child hood!

Praise Jesus!

Yes it’s true! I am so mocking the Bible thumpers!

You wanna…..

by RoachKiller

Piss me off? Make me stand in a long ass line to get the fuel pump turned on cus the keypad don’t work!

Then reboot said fuel pump 16 gallons into a fill up! Then tell me you can’t turn it back on cus there is a 4 hour delay to fuel again!

Oh yea that was 45 minutes wasted! @flyingj @pilotts

A note to the geezers who I was training today!

“Hey gramps, as we were going along I was pointing out safe havens for you to park at! As I know after 2 hours of driving you need a rest…..

Don’t know where I lost ya but, 1 I ride alone, 2 history shows you and your kind are what are known as “a cunt!”“

May your god bless you in ways only an online Philippino lady boy can…..

Holy shit…..

by RoachKiller

I turn the headlight switch to the off position! Holy shit, they actually turn off! I don’t have to bang, pull or yell at the switch!

It turns itself right off! How cool is that?

On

Off!

Yea blame the camera! They are off! Woo hoo!

Years of…..

by RoachKiller

Motel stays have lead me to this solution!

Not a bad room, was comfortable enough. Had the usual amenities, including a smart TV! Bonus, no creepy Crawlys in the room….

Comfort Inn red Oak, Texas

Sidenote, pool was green…..

Oh and…..

by RoachKiller

While I was sitting in the terminal yesterday, twiddling my thumbs and watching my tablet, I only had count them, three cellular signal hijack attempts!

Man, you fuckers must really want on my system if you’re gonna take that much time to try and hijack my system…..

It’s no bullshit….

by RoachKiller

Man! You fuckers really need to shut your holes! Starting to figure out why I don’t talk on the cb much? Except to tell you to go fuck your selves!

You don’t know how many times I have heard you fuckers flapping your lips about what your hauling and where your going!

And you also have the issue of hacked smart phones….

If you’re not smart, don’t have a smart phone! Comprende’

Normally I would just think some moron didn’t pre trip and definetly didn’t grab the correct trailer number…..

But why would management lie? Roflmao!

How cool is that…..

by RoachKiller

Decided to hit the bank and take the truck for a test drive!

So I find a bank to do my dirty deeds at. Lo and behold, I was literally followed by a silver Mazda with overly dark tinted windows to the bank!

Man oh man, you cunts are getting desperate!

You don’t think the cunt in the Mazda was one of the cocksuckers that stole loaded trailers of the lot today? Do ya?

Cus we all know your “good guys” are anything but good…..

Dunno…..

by RoachKiller

I’m just watching the show! Day 4 of being in the shop! Was told last night before heading to the motel truck would be ready when I got back!

Got back at 11:30 today! Truck still in there and now I’m being told 17:30 today! Shocked that SLC never called and tried to force me into a loaner truck!

But last time I was here, it took 5 days before they put me into a new truck! Let’s see what happens…..

Stay tuned!

Added bonus, I didn’t deal with blitz week at all!

Bwoop bwoop!

The dual guitar case…..

by RoachKiller

It’s really great and light when you put 2 guitars in it!

It’s not so great when you start to load it down! Now I don’t have any pedal with me this ride. So I simulated a full bag by throwing my shower bag on!

The skateboard wheels make a smooth role of it. Yet it becomes unbalanced quickly! The more you load in there the more it becomes uncomfortable to roll!

The only other thing that bothers be is how easily and how quickly the bottom gets scratched!

Over all I see this as being a viable option for a non airplane gig or tour! It definitely has more than enough room to load everything but the PA system! 😉

Price wise I don’t see its value at $499 retail! $300 – $400 yes!

Overall I give this case a 4.5 out of 5! Would have done better if the didn’t scratch so easily….. and had better support between the 1st and second layers…..

Yall member…..

by RoachKiller

That loaner truck I took last year! Well not only being seriously itchy while in it. The old man had a copy of the key to my truck on that very same keyring!

That’s the actual key from that loaner truck! It didn’t work in the loaner but it worked in mine!

How and why do you think that was?

Hey bro…..

by RoachKiller

This isn’t your mommas basement! Your mammy ain’t gunna come along and clean up your shit!

A lot like you fucktards who pee on the seat at the truck stop! Your momma and Crackwhore old ladies ain’t gunna clean up after your stanky ass!

Comprende’?

God knows what that white powder on the floor is!

I mean Jesus Christ!

If that was your kilo, your fucked brah!

And if I get anthrax, polio, herpes, cancer or god knows what disease yall are sporting this week! I’m kicking someone’s ass!

Always amazes…..

by RoachKiller

The smile that the shop foreman’s get when they tell you one thing and you come back and they tell you a completely new line of bullshit!

“ oh we will have you in at 07:00!” It’s 11:00 and now I’m being told, “ oh the parts didn’t come In but we’re hoping they will come in on the second parts run at 15:00!”

All for an oil leak I never even knew I had! According to them it was a massive leak and that I had to have been putting lots of oil in!

Nope, the only time I’ve put oil in is after you do a b service! Thanks for reminding me though! I need a gallon of oil since I had to use it after the last be service…..

Day 3 of service…..