Well check….

by RoachKiller

Out who is walking by my house today! Yup, the white trash brigade is in full motion again!

How sad is that?

My guess if you don’t feel comfortable walking your dog in your own fucking neighborhood! Maybe yall should fucking move!

That’s fine…

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People like you can call me an asshole all you want! That means I’m treating you like you deserve to be treated……

Holy fuck…

by RoachKiller

What stuck in there! Not only did it rain all fucking day, but I had 19 stops, including one pick up. Done in 12 hours!

My dick hurts. My fingers are sore and I must remember to not try to move so many fucking buckets of watermelon at one time on a handtruck. Overall, I got my rings three times over, Apple Watch is happy, I’m sore as fuck……

Still having a motherfucking blast! Even if I am fucking bitching in my back hurts and my nut hurt and I think my tape stinks……

Piece of advice…

by RoachKiller

Little man, with the low self-esteem, and a really bad prison tattoos! I see hundreds, does not thousands of wannabe truck drivers like you come and go. You’re gonna notice people like you fail every fucking time.

People like me oddly seem not to fail. My guess a lot of it has to do with we worry about ourselves. While people like you worry about everybody else except for yourself. I guess if you were to concentrate on yourself and not be a Cunt. You might actually succeed, but I’m not gonna put any money on it…

Why is…

by RoachKiller

coconut water so fucking good? It doesn’t even really taste like coconut? Not to mention it’s like 10 times thirst, fulfilling than soda pop…

And I’m sorry, but that dude is just creepy as fuck to me……

Well, damn……

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I forgot today was Friday! So I forgot to switch out my backpack, cause I gotta take the time to go feed your children in prison today…

Started the day….

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1.5 hours behind schedule! They reloaded my truck at around 4;15 and I got out of there around 430!

Hauled ass all day! 20 stops in under 12 hours! Wich included like 150 miles driving or so!

New level achieved! Ha!

Hold on…..

by RoachKiller

You little red headed troglodyte! I’m trying to muster up enough energy to give a shit!

Oh nope, sorry I just farted! I don’t give a shit……

Pookie…..

I am now….

by RoachKiller

Very well rested! Definitely not nearly as good as the first movie! nor would it qualify as a second movie! More like a movie you take your girl to cus your gunna be getting laid the whole time….

My date agrees!

It’s like going to a Sarah Silverman show and predicting the punch lines before she says them…..

Oh no no no….

by RoachKiller

I took this am in the drivers lounge as light hearted fun! Yet like most beta personalities. The beta refused to let the alpha finish his sentence!

So I watch and wait! Beta’s are just that! Second to the alpha!

I’ll just kick back, relax and when the time is right…..

Personally I don’t give a rats fucking ass what any of you think of me!

The only thing I will say is, “ I’ve been here 7 months. I already have 4 drivers below me In The chain of seniority! I can only imagine how quickly breaking bad will disappear…..

Added bonus, that means yall have 4 newbies to Harass and fuck with…..“

What was that one drivers term? Oh yea, you have 4 newbies to target…..

Or do you only target those who are better than you…..

See ya!

What do you…

by RoachKiller

Think causes mental retardation in normal thinking people?

I can understand totally why you make minimum wage!

Then I sit here and wonder how important am I to you? I mean if I am the center of your fixation. I must be really fucking important to you?

A new…..

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Sticker has been added to the already awesome collection of bangers…..

But enough crazy talk for now! See ya!

Dude, really……

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I just delivered to a local prison. And I’m not allowed to take my chew and shit in so I just throw all of it, I think I got like seven cans today. In my backpack and just leave my backpack at the guard shack.

I was in delivering the guard told me the drug sniffing dog came by my backpack and set it off. Like fuck me, dude! Really?

So now my beautiful $150 Italian leather backpack was either fucked with by the ex-wife and her marijuana THC addiction. Or what I don’t know cause I don’t do dope. So now I get to buy another $150 fucking backpack!

He couldn’t guarantee me that it wasn’t being set off because of the tobacco but if there’s any chance it could be either tobacco or drugs. Fuck you I’m getting a new backpack….:.

Remember what I told you I take being drug free and driving a truck seriously? Yeah, that ideology is going to cost me another $150 fucking dollars! Leather backpacks ain’t cheap motherfuckers! Especially Italian leather backpacks……

Let’s see..…

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Yesterday even my first stop complained about me not being there early enough!

Let’s see how many do it today…..

Cus we all know slackers like you want people like me to fail! That way you look like you actually work…..

Oh and yall know you have 3 newbie drivers below me, right?

Not to mention I’m dying to hear what bullshit story the “ higher ups” tell the customers today!

Stay tuned…..