I aspire to be a super trucker like you…..
Someday…..
by RoachKiller by RoachKiller 
Oh thak goodness…..
by RoachKiller I asked one of these chefs if spending all that extra money on a convection oven for the house was worth it? I’ve been having serious buyers worry!
He confirmed what the girlfriend said, “ you’re going to love it!”
Even cooking, faster….
Thank god! Cus I’ve been thinking about that says I ordered yesterday! Cus for half the price you can get the same thing just a regular oven…..
Just as bad…..
by RoachKiller As xmas! You realize we got 4 months until the Halloween extravaganza, right? This was Costco, yesterday!
Where have I…..
by RoachKiller Seen that color grey before? Ya know, scratched into the pavement there…..
You better…..
by RoachKiller Smoke another cigarette! You’re gunna have to go inside the store for like 30 seconds…..
Just kick back….
by RoachKiller And relax! The show has already started…..
My old lady…..
by RoachKiller Doesn’t have to worry about me cheating on her! Nope! She has to worry about me going to guitar center and buying a bunch of midi interfaces and an Elvis guitar strap!
Do not….
by RoachKiller Remove stick! That is there to help keep the dogs open when setting the lift!
Do not use your fingers! You could shoot your eye out that way…..
Sometimes…..
by RoachKiller A can of baby corn with a side of thousand islands dressing just hits the spot…..
Are you mad brah…..
by RoachKiller That a mortal man like me can make not only your mom and your sister scream in ecstasy like that? Yet im pretty sure I could even make your aunt scream with pleasure!
All while you can’t even find a partner to even do the humpty dance with!
Jajaja, laoooooooser!
Gotta admit, it is a cool car……
It was nice to see the girlfriend skip all the way back to her apartment when I dropped her off last night! I can go to sleep tonight knowing “ a job well done!”…..
I am….
by RoachKiller Fucking starving!
Even though I left a few banana peel traps on the roads for yall. I’m seriously fucking starving!
I rarely do fast food anymore! That should tell you how fucking hungry I am…..
Holy fuck…..
by RoachKiller I just got a letter from the lawyer my insurance company hired to go after the dude who backed into the old hot rod!
Holy fuck, this dude is fucking serious! They are promising a full refund of my deductibles and what not! Guessing that whisky tango mother fucker should have stayed home that day…..
Dude……
by RoachKiller I just saw a dude with the ultimate bone smoker face! Not only did he have the bone smoker stash from the 70s. He also had buck teeth.if I could have snap a picture of this dude. I would’ve made him the poster child of ford fender…
I also thought I mentioned I find it hilarious of people who are just nasty to you. Expect you to treat them with respect. But continue to be nasty to you! Then get offended when you’re nasty back! Like wtf?
It’s almost a game of ping pong, but they can’t handle it when you hammer that fucking ball back and it slams him into fucking place. I’ll never understand that.
I will try to treat everybody with dignity and respect, except for those…..
there was a moral of the story here but I lost it so just go with it as is.
You know people……
by RoachKiller I cannot make the simple task of signing paperwork any easier! Before I arrive, I separate the customer copy, which is yours. With the office copy, which is mine. Then when I bring them in, I separate the two sections by the trip sheet. That’s the sheet that sticks out above all the other sheets of paper.
So when the transaction has completed, I said, hey, could you sign the top copies for me? Now it’s not like you haven’t signed these before. So I am still ironing all of how confusing that portion of the show seems to be for you……
The sad part is if I physically separate your copy and my copy. And I hand you my copy to sign, you still ask me do you want me to sign this? Where do I sign?
It’s amazing….
by RoachKiller How many of you whiskey tango’ers look like yall belong in an Amish boy band….
You should call your selves, the ginger snaps…..
All nannas….
by RoachKiller Look good! Enjoy!
Added bonus…..
by RoachKiller To having an elderly dog? She don’t hears so good so the fireworks ain’t bothering her at all!
Wich is truly amazing! She’s going blind, can’t hear a damn thing! Yet anytime I have food, she is on top of wherever I’m at!
That was…..
by RoachKiller In the 9 months I’ve worked here. The easiest mother fucking day I have ever had! 2 small boards broke down and rolled in!
That was it! 20 + pallets of product done in under 10 hours!
The last 2 months have been 40’rs loaded to the gills with unbelievable amounts of breakdown!
Ya know if you threw 1 of these in every once in a while along with the monster “ fat” loads. I would t hit critical mass so quickly!
Cus going from a 1/2 filled 28’ box to a fully loaded 40’ box in 6 months……
That’s a mother fucking workout! Especially if you throw in 20 stops and 330 miles…..
We won’t even talk about all the late starts that I have zero.zero to do with…..
You know why……
by RoachKiller I don’t fit in? I can tell you straight up is because I’m not a liar. I’m not a thief and I sure the fuck in
Few people either have one or all of those that’s how come you can get along so…
Yo Wednesday…..
by RoachKiller Driver! I gotta know, did you leave any tree limbs untouched?
Cus you sure did bring the greenery home with you…..
Not to mention, when did you yellow pole this trailer?
Personally I’m thinking your a moron but I’m actually sure your a moron…
It happened…..
by RoachKiller I just heard a random black woman queff! Yes I too was shocked until the smell hit!
God bless kohls amazon return line! Brings back the memories of k-mart…..
Fyi, the vaginas smell the same, black, white or red!
Green shirt lady can fucking queff