What?

by RoachKiller

I can’t hear you! I play my music real loud to drown out the stupidity I would normally hear…..

So….

by RoachKiller

Do you ever wonder if your 401k, Roth or standard are worth it?

My $15,000 and change of contributions is now worth $23,000. While my profit sharing is worth $160,000 and change!

Was that worth 23 years and 3.5 million accident free miles for them? No, not really!

Atleast I know that when retirement age comes that account will sustain my simple vagabond life…..

Now you……

by RoachKiller

You princesses realize you’re in the wrong neighborhood right? You stick out like a sore thumb! Why don’t y’all go back to Nopo where you belong?

Oh and….

by RoachKiller

I’m glad you know my address! Not only do I sleep naked in hopes you break into my house! I also know after I fuck you, I will be eating damn good for atleast a month after!

Don’t believe me? Try it and see what happens….

Male or female, I’m always up for a damn good time….

Don’t worry, if I’m not there when you “ stop by” I’m damn sure you will still be there when I get home….

A feast will be upon us….. mmmmm

All you dudes…..

by RoachKiller

Running the bend run! Be careful out there today! That shit is HOT!

If I had to spray off my car cus there was that much ash on it! I can only imagine how shitty hood is…..

Woo hoo…..

by RoachKiller

Electrician comes out next week to drop the electrical box down. Other than that the dry fit looks good! Raise it up an inch or so. Drop the edging in and I think I I’ll be done!

I’m thinking I’m gunna pay the money to have the over the stove microwave put in! Cus this project was a mother fucker!

Bwoop bwoop!

ROFLMAO….

by RoachKiller

Root access available on those new tablets! Do with that info what you wish….

It’s the same nonsense as the people net so I already have all that shit….

But don’t need to worry about Elogs…..

More….

by RoachKiller

Tall pallets for the whiskey tango crew…..

Dunno what to tell you! Everyone else would get like 3 or 4 shorter boards!

But for you and your white trash crew! You get 2…..

I’m guessing maybe yall should be nicer to your delivery guy….

Tuesdays….

by RoachKiller

Are the best days to grab your nannas lady!

Any that are left over from the weekend will be gone!

Gunna be….

by RoachKiller

Another long ass day! Only 2.5 hour late start today! My guess, it’s the 8 pallets of bananas that fucked it all up…..

Or was it the shorts? Yea maybe the shorts…..

Yet I digress I’m dropping one of the most expensive poops ever!

P.s. you rockstars should trying dating someone near your age! It’s far more exciting…..

What I….

by RoachKiller

Have learned from today’s work meeting…..

It could have been an email…..

Oh and I learned there’s a whole lot of bullshit! With a whole lot of bullshit talkers…..

Trust who you believe! That’s all I got to say about that…..

My guess…..

by RoachKiller

Pookie! Is if you want me at these places earlier? Don’t make me wait 2.5+ hours for my paperwork!

I do t know, that sounds like it might solve a lot of the problem….. pookie!

Oh and maybe less breakdown and credit receipts for missing product….

Pookie!

Dudette…..

by RoachKiller

That is literally the greatest return to date! Grapes? I think not, raisins still attached to the vine? Hell yea they are…..