Sorry ladies….

by RoachKiller

I won’t be making my “ Americanized “ pho’ until Sunday! It’s good, really good!

Best part is you can make it dirt cheap….. well I can atleast, I got most the ingredients from the free bin at work!

The deep fried tofu on the other hand is beyond splendid…..

Stay tuned!

Tonight however I’m feeling left over nacho stuff made into soft tacos…..

Wich reminds me, can you freeze street tortillas? I got a big package of them I won’t get to any time soon?

Well fuck…..

by RoachKiller

I got sidetracked cus I had to go unload another drivers drop. Something about he was kicked off the property and told never to return! ROFLMAO!

And you say my long hair, tattoos and running pants are bad for the company look! ROFLMAO!

My day…..

by RoachKiller

Is complete! I was just called beautiful by a beautiful woman!

That’s the kind of class I dig!

I can see…..

by RoachKiller

Why no one wants to do this stop! Kinda fucked up! 2 trucks in the dock and that is if you can actually find the dock……

Yall should…..

by RoachKiller

Spend more time worrying about dumbass’s who steal farm trucks and take yall on high speed chases down I-5!

I’m just a worken man who is on his way to work, on his way to get tattooed or even on his way to the grocery store….

Yall should really stop giving power to rage baiters and drug addicts…..

P.s while yall were so worried about bitcoin and ethereum plummeting. Not noticing most alt coins stayed pretty much at price…..

Ya snooze ya loose, posers!

I cried today…..

by RoachKiller

It’s true! There is this place I go to that all the females that work there have that ass! Ass’s that make a grown man cry!

I cried, I cried hard! There is one ass in particular that is worthy of worship! Praise sweet baby Jesus!

I would bow to that ass any day! 😉 woo doggies!

What you get…..

by RoachKiller

For lunch when you deliver to a lot of health food stores! Grrrr! Actually the vegan blueberry muffins are pretty good!

Most these dudes that work at them are gay. So there is not much hostility about…..

Although I’m not gay, it’s still quite the fun! Especially when you get that one who thinks you’re cute! 🙂

Young lady…..

by RoachKiller

If you find the need for some more monkey food! Hit your fav membership store tomorrow! Get the organic and tell the rug rats grandpa delivered them just for them!

Try the organic! You will totally understand why I said get those….. no weird banana aftertaste!

That one…..

by RoachKiller

Fucking hurt! The bizarre twitching on certain parts was fucked! TWords the end it really was quit painful!

His design turned out great! Added the color to kinda match Crissys tattoo! Minus the pansexual stuff!

It’s a sakiyaki samurai warrior running from both Mika and crissy! They beat the shit out of him! 😉 looks great and definitely will fit the rest of the motif! Bravo Brian at tron city tattoo!

Still needs a bit of background work but it’s definitely a cool piece!

Remember me…..

by RoachKiller

Telling you that if I sold my entire guitar collection. I could go a year without working? That’s even at today’s guitar prices!

That doesn’t even include my 59 Les Paul! Wich is still on display…. No way in hell would I ever keep that at home…..

have pride in your slides mother fuckers!

You still…..

by RoachKiller

Haven’t found that 2nd gigabit of bandwidth I have on my network have you? ROFLMAO!

Anyhoot my trolls are back in action again. You should hear the voicemail the last cockroach left yesterday! it’s getting old and that really was a stupid fucking move!

Anyhoots, it’s Friday I’m stone cold tired and I woke up later than usual this morning and put on my dirty, “ exploding rancid watermelon “ shorts this morning in my rush!

All day everyone has been asking, “ why does it smell like a rotting potato?”

I keep correcting them, “ no it’s actually a rotting watermelon! “

Loving this new Nash! My other one is a s-63 this new one is a s-57 and it is wicked hot!

I nic’ed her wicked bitch! ( yes after the black n blue song….

https://music.apple.com/us/album/wicked-bitch/1443545437?i=1443545715

This however is still my fav black n blue song!

https://youtu.be/_OLRfQX9mvE?si=cV01EvAP9J4JbcQA