Don’t know…

What’s Italian princess! I did my 19 stuff today while puking and blowing my nose! I left an hour late like everybody else and I got back at the same time like most people!

So my guess princess is, it’s your fucking problem not mine……

Oh, the new…

Hot road? Yeah I never told the story. Sticker price was 36,000 and change. Then they the add-ons that were included was another thousand dollars.

So they dropped the price to 28,000. Then I added the eight year warranty and the windshield warranty. By the time everything was done my actual price was 31,000 for the new offer. Including the $5000 for the eight year warranty and the three or five year windshield warranty……

So in my book that was like a trifecta win!

Now I know….

What’s going on! I just found out who does this run on Wednesday! That explains everything…..

That might also explain why my reefer was off this morning like it should be. Then when my papers finally arrived. It was magically turned on…..

Ya gotta love incompetent little twats, huh?

Oh lady…..

Trust is earned! Never given! And I sure the fuck ain’t gunna take your word for it……

That’s exactly what someone who plans on betraying your trust says, “ you can trust me!”

Should be….

The end of the weed stash! 3 bags of loaded carts and a buttload of bags of empty containers!

Finding 3 was enough. Finding anymore won’t surprise me…..

I had……

A semi upper level bossman, give me some damn good advice yesterday! His advice Was this, “fuck um!”

That is exactly what I needed to hear and who I needed to hear it from…..

Fuck um!

OK, here’s a question……

If you see a known sex offender and his sex offender spouse. Heart down the street from a school well beyond the 500 foot limit. Are you supposed to call the cops?

Cause I damn well know the old man in the gold pick up truck both him and his spouse are registered……

So princess……

Has my lawyer contacted your lawyers yet about the harassment and stalking charges? Cause you know there’s gonna be a massive civil lawsuit, afterwards……

That’s something you should think about considering your friends can’t even afford insurance for their fucking cars……

You know what…..

I love? Is the fact I offer to drag my class a out to assist your c-class ass on your run.

I get all the way out there and you don’t even have the courtesy to answer your phone or text saying, “ I’m good or almost done or I got it!”

Nope you leave me out there going “ what the fuck?”

With that said, don’t ever plan on me offering to assist you again!

Ofcourse unless it benefits me…..

As you….

Can see! The time allotment is all bullshit! That would end this run at 19:30 tonight…..

Ya know…..

What cool about being OTR for 30 years and having 5 million accident free miles?

I have literally been everywhere! You say it, I’ll go yup!

I’ll never….

Understand! You tell me I’m late yet I’m within the delivery window.

Then I arrive early and you bitch about that! Starting to understand why I don’t give a fuck?

Claxton Georgia is where they make that claxton fruitcake! Best damn cake that would survive the apocalypse evar!

At Xmas time hostess distributes it! Fantastic shit how do I know? I hauled the shit and they gave me a couple cases to make sure ide deliver on time! 😉

I did and I ate very well for a month…..

Little did…..

I know this little fish would be an exercise in spending money!

Including the un-named fish were $200 into this little bastard!!

Yet now he is in a proper tank with proper accoutrements….. minus the floating jellyfish! I thought those were cool…. He just needs a hiding rock or log…..

He’s just a wee bit mad! 😉

Oh no…..

I’m once again being stalked by Mexicans again! No wonder so many of you are deported or imprisoned!

Mind your own fucking business! Cus you wrecked it! Not me puta…..

I did….

My 19 stops and 360 miles today ! Fuck you, fuck you and fuck you!

Good thing they had me start an hour later than usual! I had zero.zero keys!

Added bonus, they double stacked 3 stops on top of a pumpkin bin. For 3 stops after the pumpkin bin! 😉

Oh and I found a box I needed inside one of the pumpkin bins for 2 stops back!

Other than that, Twas a piece of cake day! Praise sweet baby Jesus! I only had 2 customers bitch about the “ usual” driver! ROFLMAO!

Even a gentile can do this run…..