I aspire to be a super trucker like you…..
I aspire to be a super trucker like you…..
It started out good! Then slowly degraded! Did my first 7 stops and realised I had 2 1 box stops after!
Only problem was is the 1 boxes I was delivering were worse than the ones I was replacing! wtf?
Then as I’m finally rolling east to hit the far east stops. The truck feels like it’s about to blow a transmission! Engines working harder while I’m slowing down! So I look at my dash. Zero idiot lites, air pressure good….. so I manually downshift the truck! Same fucking thing!
So I figure maybe the brakes are dragging? So I pop the trolly valve a couple times. Slowly you can feel the truck brakes release! wtf?
So I test it again! Tap the trolly valve and I feel the braking and it never really stopped with the tug feeling!
So to fix I tapped the trolly valve multiple times Along with the brake pedal. Finally it fully released!
I make it to my next stop, set the brakes and bam, it was a cold face left front smoke jam! :)Twas like hitting the bottom of the grape vine and seeing ms carriers sitting there smoken away….. 🙂
Anyhoot I did my 2 stops as they were right next to each other. Hoped in the truck fully prepared to call the breakdown guy! Nope, worked ok!
Finished my route and headed back. Had it “ pull” a couple of times at stop lights and certain harder braking situations……
Say this without admiting any wrong doing! Keep in mind I’m not talking about anything social media…..
It is official, you and your friends have filled 4tb of my cloud storage. With all your everyday words, trips, buying so on and so forth!
In your unwanted advances. I scored well! All while teaching myself how to compress that much data two fold…..
So I guess, mind your own fucking business and innocent people like me won’t know more about you and everyone in your family than you do…..
With this batch of data collected from the stupid. I hope to enrich even further my compression and selective individual data collection methods….. 😉
$7.50 a gallon diesel doing ya for, princess! You voted for him!
So I’m confused why your not talking about how great trump is now? Puta…..
I got a story to tell….. 😉
You can tell I still think like An otr driver!
It could be a wheel seal or maybe a blown axle case! Exploded shock maybe?
Never once crossed my mind it could be a hydraulic line for the lift gate….. wich it was…..
Find out one of your bosses went to the cradle of filth show at the hawthorn!
Your like dude, next time I let you borrow my “ Jesus is a cunt” shirt….
Good floor seats to tso this year! Was a decent time last year! Hard to follow along with but a good time!
We’re waiting for the dildo in the red Crete truck to hook up his starlink so he can show us how important he is…..
With cosmic crisps and honey crisps!
Sadly I haven’t seen any atomic crisps lately…..
I get these premonitions! Although I own a 7000 watt generator that can power the entire house. It’s super loud and would suck for a long term back up!
Yet I have this odd feeling I’m going to be using this for some time this winter! It has more than enough power to run the furnace and hot water heater! ( both gas )
I also know I don’t want to spend big bucks for a Honda….
So I snagged this one! I’ll let you know how it works…..
Kenny Rodger’s who said, “ you never count your money, Sitting at the table! there will be time enough for counting. When the dealings done!”
So you can take your little smoke ball and shove it up your ass!
Go to work today when I was this sick? One, I didn’t know I was sick this morning. Two the longer I’m away the more I have to hear the customer’s bitch about the previous driver!
All he had to hear two customers bitch about the previous driver today. Don’t ask me man I just tried the truck and do the best I can……
I also don’t understand why I am having these violence sneezing fits today? My nose isn’t running that bad, but all of a sudden I start getting hammered with these violence sneezing fits……
I’m a member of home title lock and that one that watches your credit report!
Well that and I don’t trust you so my non wired cameras keep an eye on all things home…..
As soon as I figure out where to put that new plant. I’ll definitely do another naked bongo session…..
Might even ask the chick that just got the new Les Paul if she wants to join…..
Slept for the last 3 days! I’m feeling better! Yesterday was a rough one! Guessing the fever broke!
It’s time to get up and attempt to do some things today! I had to go get chew yesterday and that wasn’t a fun experience!
It’s so weird having paid sick days! I called in no one questioned me. No one said shit! It was a weird experience!
In 30 years I can count on 1 hand how many times I’ve called in sick! Or even got paid to be sick!
And it’s time to reload for the holidays…..
The harassment brigade saw an xfinity truck parked out on the road by the house. So the low rent trash they are. They keep keep pulling along side and in front of the house trying to find that xfinity modem!
Their plan is the same. Hack the modem and try to gain access to my network! Wich is just another move of desperation of wann be’s and seriously fucked up people!
Either way, ROFLMAO! Good luck with that cus 2.5mb upload is way to slow for me…..
Fucking morons!
P.s. my neighbor has recorded each and every one of you dumb mother fuckers! yall really need to work on those duh faces you make while behind the wheel…..
The best so far were the Mexicans park In Front of the house yesterday! ROFLMAO!
About old hippie chicks! When they’re talking to you, you don’t know whether they’re hitting on you or trying to throw you good vibes……
And your friends like to borrow some paper towels? Cause if you don’t wipe all that water off your backs, INS is gonna come in and cage you……
1 someone used the shitter and used no paper afterwords! So someone is running around the warehouse with a shitty ass!
2 I am sick as fuck!
What to tell you princess! I did my 19 stops today while puking and blowing my nose! I left an hour late like everybody else and I got back at the same time like most people!
So my guess princess is, it’s your fucking problem not mine……