Ready to go…..

by RoachKiller

Shit for brains? After moving 5 pallets I finally found the one for this stop!

Bravo on that one! Loading stop 8 on the same pallet as 16….

Brilliant! Well back to work! I’m also saddened the last guy didn’t cus me out like the guy on saturdays run! Asking me how I could fucking let that happen was brilliant! I mean he was missing 50lbs of tomatoes…..

I digress, enough of your low rent mindset! see ya!

You sure you want this run G? I mean there is a lot of pallet jack and stairs involved! Not 1 trip but 10 to 15 trips per pallet! That sounds a lot like work, and I know how hard work is t your forte’…..

I can also see why the company went with mediation! Your fuckers are blatantly pretty fucking stupid…..

Ya know…..

by RoachKiller

I use to know this geriatric pile of shit over at Crete that really liked fucking with his fellow employees!

He loved using dispatch to steal loads! He loved crawling into employees trucks to steal stuff! so on and so forth!

Just a real piece of shit of a man!

One day I was over in North Carolina and got a random call from a friend telling me that someone that geezer had fucked with. Dropped a tire thumper across that dudes head in a dark truck stop parking lot!

Luckily no where near where I was!

Moral of the story? You probably should’nt fuck with people! Especially people who know people….. especially if you want to keep your knee caps!

Cus I hear someone really wants to see you limp…..

Your old lady…..

by RoachKiller

Is once again writing checks her ass can’t cash!

Get your bitch in line mother fucker! Before I fuck your ass to make up for what hers doesn’t cover…..

Comprende’?

Looking at…..

by RoachKiller

All my past trips on this new system! That a lot like the Crete peoplenet is just as fucked up!

But I’m seeing things like 5 hours early, 4 hours late so on and so forth!

Makes me giggle!

Like this run! I started an hour late! With another 1/2 hours waiting for the tablet to update! My fault? Nope? Was i perfectly on time! Hell yea I was…..

🙂

But I’m sure if I logged into y’all’s accounts I would see worser times? Huh?

That’s ok, nothing any of you people have or do interests me what so ever! Remember, I’m a narcissist and only care about myself! As all true truck drivers is……

But pookie…..

by RoachKiller

I got my stacks together! That 1 pallet turned into 3 of those!

Am I a true professional like you now? Or do I have to run into something first to be considered a true pro like you?

Thanks for…..

by RoachKiller

The acknowledgment of “ they are all assholes!”

Oddly I already knew that, thus explains how easily it was to get them to be my bitches! added bonus, include incompetent in front of that and you got a winner, winner, chicken dinner!

But thanks for the info…..

I ain’t going…..

by RoachKiller

No where until that piece of shit is on and working…..

Wich reminds me, let’s see if they fixed the lift or any of the write ups I have done on the truck…..

Ok princess…..

by RoachKiller

If you were doing as good as you say. You wouldn’t be giving a rats ass what I’m doing…..

Why do you think I didn’t actually answer your question?

Bravo on finally getting off your ass and replacing the badges that, in the 9 months I’ve been here! Never seen!

Good job princess!

Now you can feel free to join the rest of the bald headed cult! Who a lot like the tablet who speaks, “ join the freeway”!

What?

by RoachKiller

I can’t hear you! I play my music real loud to drown out the stupidity I would normally hear from people like you…..

So….

by RoachKiller

Do you ever wonder if your 401k, Roth or standard are worth it?

My $15,000 and change of contributions is now worth $23,000. While my profit sharing is worth $160,000 and change!

Was that worth 23 years and 3.5 million accident free miles for them? No, not really!

Atleast I know that when retirement age comes that account will sustain my simple vagabond life…..

Now you……

by RoachKiller

You princesses realize you’re in the wrong neighborhood right? You stick out like a sore thumb! Why don’t y’all go back to Nopo where you belong?

Oh and….

by RoachKiller

I’m glad you know my address! Not only do I sleep naked in hopes you break into my house! I also know after I fuck you, I will be eating damn good for atleast a month after!

Don’t believe me? Try it and see what happens….

Male or female, I’m always up for a damn good time….

Don’t worry, if I’m not there when you “ stop by” I’m damn sure you will still be there when I get home….

A feast will be upon us….. mmmmm

All you dudes…..

by RoachKiller

Running the bend run! Be careful out there today! That shit is HOT!

If I had to spray off my car cus there was that much ash on it! I can only imagine how shitty hood is…..