When you are……

by RoachKiller

Surrounded by assholes, guess what you will eventually become……

That’s all right, a fucking asshole….. will you care? Probably not…..

I was trained by some of THE BEST and BIGGEST INCOMPETENT ASSHOLES IN THE INDUSTRY…..

We got a…..

by RoachKiller

Wager going on! Will the woman at the next stop pretend to forget to give me the cod payment?

Stay tuned…..

Just kick back…..

by RoachKiller

And watch the show, for it has begun…..

So who the hell won the super bowel? Cus I have zero interest in pro sports! I’m barely a winterhawks fan……

Oh and I need a wok!

so sad to hear……

by RoachKiller

You pray and pray and pray, and your God doesn’t provide for you! He doesn’t allow the money to fall out of the sky like you pray for.

My guess your God is waiting for you to get a fucking job! Looser!

Don’t waste…..

by RoachKiller

Your time! You can’t fight stupid! They ain’t smart enough to know when you have won!

They just continue on like the proud little fucking low rent retards they are……

Matter of fact, most of my groupies have the iq to make it into the satanic special Olympics…..

Little by little…..

by RoachKiller

Garbage day by garbage day. You and yours become a distant memory! Life goes on with or without you!

You chose whatever your drug induced psychotic episode brought you!

Me I continue on doing what I’ve always done! Making this happen! Moving on and moving up…..

Something that you and yours never had the mind or motivation to do!

That’s what fucking powered me! So when the shit finally hits the fan. Remember, it was all your decision…..

I won’t be there to protect you or pick you up! That’s now reserved for the ones who stuck around….. ones who gave a shit over the years!I give that motivation for people who give that motivation to me!

So long, see ya, sayonara……

God damn…..

by RoachKiller

I’m getting really good at this shit! My weekend pho’ / ramen cook!

Pretty simple! Put a box of chicken broth in a pot! Along with 4 cups about that size of water and a heaping helping of beef bullion!

Get to a boil! Add your flavorings! Mine is a splash of boxed wine, suntory whiskey, worshister, light soy sauce, liquid smoke, teriyaki and some green chili for a touch of spice!

While that’s coming to a boil. I chop and add my veggies! Onion, peppers, and portobello shrooms were my choice this time!

While that’s boiling a fry my meat! I used left over ham and top sirloin today! Cooked medium!

Then I toss that into the pot to finish cooking! Then I grab my noodles! Today’s were ramen style stir fry noodles! I pan fry for a few minutes with some soy sauce and butter!

When those start sticking to the pan. I turn off the stove and begin serving! The “ soup” will be really hot so it will finish cooking the noodles!

Put in noodles, ladle in some soup, veggies and meat!

There ya go! Some really good home cooked pho/ramen! Made in under 30 minutes!

Third time….

by RoachKiller

Is a charm!

It’s not pretty and needs atleast 3 wicks. Works and is working well!

Learned a lot from this adventure! I’ll definitely do more with all the left over wax…..

Guess what…..

by RoachKiller

I Be doing next week! Yup, I’ve never understood why they use particle board on cabinets that have water near them?

Don’t laugh, the plumbing fix works! The previous owners cracked the main drain line intake. That’s what all that caulking is on that black tube! So doing anything other than this. Is a waste of money till I call a plumber out!

Works great except for today when I threw to much lettuce in the disposal…….

Update ***** a new seal fixed my drip issue! ( you can see the old seal on the paint can….. ) And yes ROFLMAO! The trap is below the actual drain! Has worked for years! So when it stops I might actually call out a plumber! 🙂

What the fuck…..

by RoachKiller

Are you fucking retards flapping your lips about now?

Jesus fucking Christ! Get a fucking life!

I got to know, when you were kids did yall think you would grow up to be trolls and general evil mother fuckers? ( especially you bible thumpers! You are some of the most vile, greedy mother fuckers to walk this planet! )

I’ve asked this question before and oddly none of you have the balls to give me an answer……

That was a long ass day with a lot of hoofing that box trolly!

You ready……

by RoachKiller

To go princess? My motherfucking day is done.!

Not to mention, I also get to remove the motherfucking ink sack that is my tattoo bandage.