I’m golden…..

by RoachKiller

On soda pop for a while! Already did done buy 8 bottles last night. Got my bottle return money and decided on 12 more!

Why am I telling you this? Cus when I was OTR I drank 2-3 of those a day! I’m down to 1 a day now!

Added bonus took a bunch of the x old ladies shit up to goodwill! Little by little she disappears! Praise sweet baby Jesus!

Gave her ample opportunity to let me know about anything! She refused, so I refuse to keep her shit in my space!

Will be taking what’s left to the dump soon enough…..

She doesn’t even deserve that much respect…..

I hope the weed induced psychotic episodes were all worth it! Cus from my vantage point, that’s all you got left…..

Oh it’s really….

by RoachKiller

Happening, hot stuff!

Finally finished clearing out the pantry! Jesus Christ most of that was junk food and expired shit!

Oldest found food item in there…..

Honey doesn’t count! That shit will literally last for ever! If it crystallizes just put it in a pot of water on the stove and it will melt back to its originality!

How do I know this?

That was my uncles bee farm. I helped spin and bottle damn near everyone of those bottles when I was a kid!

I was banned from hiving when a bee got in my helmet and stung my face. Which in turn led to a massive head and a ride to the hospital!

So I was reduced to spinning and bottling! 🙂

And yes I did lick my fingers a couple times when I was spinning….. 🙂

I go through…..

by RoachKiller

Backpacks like you wouldn’t believe! That is cloth, canvas and nylon back packs!

I however bought a huge ass leather back pack for showers a few years ago! That fucker is still holding strong! Works great for a shower backpack. That is its use and that’s what it will stay as!

So I went through another work backpack and decided to to find a big leather bag to replace it!

One that’s kinda stylish yet can handle what I got to put in it! My water bottle, lunch, rain jacket and my sweatshirt along with a few tools when needed!

So I looked to the company that made my shower bag! Although this one ain’t buffalo leather. It still looks like it will do the fucking job! Ordered some leather protector to throw on there so stay tuned…..

How’s your…..

by RoachKiller

Batch of stupid going brah? I see your batch of stupid floating through my feed on occasion!

You really are a boring little fuck! You know that right?

Welp I scored $19 in bottle returns. I’m gunna go restock my 2 liter diet soda pop stash and annoy the dog for a couple hours!

See ya! Hopefully your god will still allow you into heaven even if you are a raging cunt of a man……

Omg…..

by RoachKiller

So that’s how you bitches make rice that’s not sticky! You fake phonies! 🙂

Not one sticky grain! Mother fucker!

Omg that’s really good!

White rice with teriyaki sauce…..

Ohhhh…..

by RoachKiller

We a cooka my first 3 cup o rice! This thing is definitely cool! I bought it for the fact it cooks rice, steams and does some other shit I won’t use!

The steam and rice thing is big for me! I do love me some steamed veggies…..

Stay tuned, in about 45 minutes I’ll let you know how it cooks…..

I wok you…..

by RoachKiller

Like a hurricane and I make you fried rice to go…..

ROFLMAO! I must be tired! I completely spaced I ordered this from the 82nd dr freddies! Cus I went to pick it up by the house and the dudes like nah, dude! You didn’t order from here!

Then I finally decided to look at the order email! ROFLMAO!

FYI, I could have ordered from Amazon! Yet that $20 off coupon from freddies made it cheaper……

You know…..

by RoachKiller

What’s cool about keeping and maintaining really old tech? You dumbasses who just have to have the latest and greatest tech have no idea what I’ve been doing!

Why? Cus your latest and greatest tech isn’t backwards compatible that far…..

Bwoop bwoop! See ya!

Ok dick head.….

by RoachKiller

You want to talk about humbling? I was out doing my route this morning. Came across this kid I’ve seen before. Kid= 30’ish man!

He was sleeping under a pile of sleeping bags on the street! I heard him coughing and asked ” hey I brought a couple apples out for lunch would you like them? “

Honest to god this kid says, “ I would but someone stole his dentures and he had no way to eat them!”

That, that right there would put any rational human in their place! Sure the fuck know it put me in mine! unfortunately I carry zero cash at work! Otherwise I would have dropped him a $20 and told home to buy some grub!

Since I’m doing the same run next week. I will definitely hook this kid up with shit he can eat…..

That my friend was a fucking humbling experience! So fuck you and your pussy yuppie bullshit!

Been a decent day…..

by RoachKiller

16 stops with 1 of those being 3 pallets at everyones fav restaurant chain!

Still after all these 4 months. I’m still having a fucking blast…..

ROFLMAO! And I don’t feel guilty eating a glass of ice cream every night before bed….. 🙂

Welp I…..

by RoachKiller

Tried it! Was the breakfast buffet at $12.99 a lb good? Yes, was it worth $12.00 I spent? No!

Was it 100% vegan? I don’t know, Is pork vegan?

****UPDATE*****

Get the breakfast burrito for $5.54 it’s small but it’s real! The red skin taters rocked that fucker!

Who’s ready…..

by RoachKiller

For some tofu? It’s gunna be spectacular! As soon as I fire out how to cook rice that doesn’t stick…..

Crazy lady who has yelling fits at herself while walking. Decided to show me her tits from across the street today! She most definitely has nice tits!

Oh and I saw a really big set of tits today! That’s a story for another time! 🙂

Easiest way…..

by RoachKiller

To tell if someone did a walk around or even a pre trip? If that chick is in the exact same place as it was when it was put there the day before…..

Omg….

by RoachKiller

Last time I had this for lunch! I was somewhere in Pennsylvania just trying to find some food! Although there all I had were French fries.

Here they don’t sell fries! They do however sell the best fucking sub sandwich I’ve eaten since finding vintages gas station over in new Jersey!

Omg it was fucking awesome!

Fuck subway, fuck Quiznos, fuck jimmy johns!

Do you know…..

by RoachKiller

How many of you dumb shits have said that? Then died trying……

I don’t have enough fingers and toes to count how many of you idiots have…..