I cried today…..

by RoachKiller

It’s true! There is this place I go to that all the females that work there have that ass! Ass’s that make a grown man cry!

I cried, I cried hard! There is one ass in particular that is worthy of worship! Praise sweet baby Jesus!

I would bow to that ass any day! 😉 woo doggies!

What you get…..

by RoachKiller

For lunch when you deliver to a lot of health food stores! Grrrr! Actually the vegan blueberry muffins are pretty good!

Most these dudes that work at them are gay. So there is not much hostility about…..

Although I’m not gay, it’s still quite the fun! Especially when you get that one who thinks you’re cute! 🙂

Young lady…..

by RoachKiller

If you find the need for some more monkey food! Hit your fav membership store tomorrow! Get the organic and tell the rug rats grandpa delivered them just for them!

Try the organic! You will totally understand why I said get those….. no weird banana aftertaste!

That one…..

by RoachKiller

Fucking hurt! The bizarre twitching on certain parts was fucked! TWords the end it really was quit painful!

His design turned out great! Added the color to kinda match Crissys tattoo! Minus the pansexual stuff!

It’s a sakiyaki samurai warrior running from both Mika and crissy! They beat the shit out of him! 😉 looks great and definitely will fit the rest of the motif! Bravo Brian at tron city tattoo!

Still needs a bit of background work but it’s definitely a cool piece!

Remember me…..

by RoachKiller

Telling you that if I sold my entire guitar collection. I could go a year without working? That’s even at today’s guitar prices!

That doesn’t even include my 59 Les Paul! Wich is still on display…. No way in hell would I ever keep that at home…..

have pride in your slides mother fuckers!

You still…..

by RoachKiller

Haven’t found that 2nd gigabit of bandwidth I have on my network have you? ROFLMAO!

Anyhoot my trolls are back in action again. You should hear the voicemail the last cockroach left yesterday! it’s getting old and that really was a stupid fucking move!

Anyhoots, it’s Friday I’m stone cold tired and I woke up later than usual this morning and put on my dirty, “ exploding rancid watermelon “ shorts this morning in my rush!

All day everyone has been asking, “ why does it smell like a rotting potato?”

I keep correcting them, “ no it’s actually a rotting watermelon! “

Loving this new Nash! My other one is a s-63 this new one is a s-57 and it is wicked hot!

I nic’ed her wicked bitch! ( yes after the black n blue song….

https://music.apple.com/us/album/wicked-bitch/1443545437?i=1443545715

This however is still my fav black n blue song!

https://youtu.be/_OLRfQX9mvE?si=cV01EvAP9J4JbcQA

Yall will…..

by RoachKiller

Be so jellyz of the privlaged information I scored today!

I now know the secret recipe of galaxy pizza! Ha!

Dude, like totally……

by RoachKiller

I just passed a motel sign that said “Welcome all, imaginary friends stay for free!”

Dude for you that’s like hitting the mother load! You and all your imaginary friends can get together and have a party and all stay in the same fucking room……

Book your reservations now!

God damn…..

by RoachKiller

Am I fucking sore today! I’m thinking that the 1 hour of sleep I got yesterday wasn’t enough! Usually when I can’t sleep like that I am stressed about something!

Oddly if I am, I don’t know what’s stressing me out…..

All I know is I’m pretty sure yesterday was leg day! ROFLMAO!

Other than the watermelon bomb that exploded in the trailer! It was just a usual day! Twas a good day!

Call in the forensics team! That’s all that’s left of the explosive device! 🙂

You’re boring me…..

by RoachKiller

Little man! Maybe next time have your sister with the lisp call me! She sounds like she can suck a mean dick!

Matter of fact, This watermelon vomit on my spandex actually has more brain power than you…..

But thanks for leaving a message! I’ll pass that along to my attorneys…..