Your old lady…..

by RoachKiller

Is once again writing checks her ass can’t cash!

Get your bitch in line mother fucker! Before I fuck your ass to make up for what hers doesn’t cover…..

Comprende’?

Looking at…..

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All my past trips on this new system! That a lot like the Crete peoplenet is just as fucked up!

But I’m seeing things like 5 hours early, 4 hours late so on and so forth!

Makes me giggle!

Like this run! I started an hour late! With another 1/2 hours waiting for the tablet to update! My fault? Nope? Was i perfectly on time! Hell yea I was…..

🙂

But I’m sure if I logged into y’all’s accounts I would see worser times? Huh?

That’s ok, nothing any of you people have or do interests me what so ever! Remember, I’m a narcissist and only care about myself! As all true truck drivers is……

But pookie…..

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I got my stacks together! That 1 pallet turned into 3 of those!

Am I a true professional like you know? I do I have to run into something first to be considered a true pro like you?

Thanks for…..

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The acknowledgment of “ they are all assholes!”

Oddly I already knew that, thus explains how easily it was to get them to be my bitches! added bonus, include incompetent in front of that and you got a winner, winner, chicken dinner!

But thanks for the info…..

I ain’t going…..

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No where until that piece of shit is on and working…..

Wich reminds me, let’s see if they fixed the lift or any of the write ups I have done on the truck…..

Ok princess…..

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If you were doing as good as you say. You wouldn’t be giving a rats ass what I’m doing…..

Why do you think I didn’t actually answer your question?

Bravo on finally getting off your ass and replacing the badges that, in the 9 months I’ve been here! Never seen!

Good job princess!

Now you can feel free to join the rest of the bald headed cult! Who a lot like the tablet who speaks, “ join the freeway”!

What?

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I can’t hear you! I play my music real loud to drown out the stupidity I would normally hear from people like you…..

So….

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Do you ever wonder if your 401k, Roth or standard are worth it?

My $15,000 and change of contributions is now worth $23,000. While my profit sharing is worth $160,000 and change!

Was that worth 23 years and 3.5 million accident free miles for them? No, not really!

Atleast I know that when retirement age comes that account will sustain my simple vagabond life…..

Now you……

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You princesses realize you’re in the wrong neighborhood right? You stick out like a sore thumb! Why don’t y’all go back to Nopo where you belong?

Oh and….

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I’m glad you know my address! Not only do I sleep naked in hopes you break into my house! I also know after I fuck you, I will be eating damn good for atleast a month after!

Don’t believe me? Try it and see what happens….

Male or female, I’m always up for a damn good time….

Don’t worry, if I’m not there when you “ stop by” I’m damn sure you will still be there when I get home….

A feast will be upon us….. mmmmm

All you dudes…..

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Running the bend run! Be careful out there today! That shit is HOT!

If I had to spray off my car cus there was that much ash on it! I can only imagine how shitty hood is…..

Woo hoo…..

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Electrician comes out next week to drop the electrical box down. Other than that the dry fit looks good! Raise it up an inch or so. Drop the edging in and I think I I’ll be done!

I’m thinking I’m gunna pay the money to have the over the stove microwave put in! Cus this project was a mother fucker!

Bwoop bwoop!

ROFLMAO….

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Root access available on those new tablets! Do with that info what you wish….

It’s the same nonsense as the people net so I already have all that shit….

But don’t need to worry about Elogs…..

More….

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Tall pallets for the whiskey tango crew…..

Dunno what to tell you! Everyone else would get like 3 or 4 shorter boards!

But for you and your white trash crew! You get 2…..

I’m guessing maybe yall should be nicer to your delivery guy….

Tuesdays….

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Are the best days to grab your nannas lady!

Any that are left over from the weekend will be gone!

Gunna be….

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Another long ass day! Only 2.5 hour late start today! My guess, it’s the 8 pallets of bananas that fucked it all up…..

Or was it the shorts? Yea maybe the shorts…..

Yet I digress I’m dropping one of the most expensive poops ever!

P.s. you rockstars should trying dating someone near your age! It’s far more exciting…..