Don’t know what…..

by RoachKiller

To tell you! You know where I live, you now my number….. I won’t refuse a call or text!

Cujo and I are just busy doing what we are doing! I’ve extended every olive branch I’m aware of! Wasn’t good enough for you so we be moving on!

Ya snooze ya loose…..

All I know is everything has been so fucking peaceful! You’re welcome to interject as long as you don’t fuck up our peace!

Otherwise I’ll make sure miss farty pants sits on your lap! And she loves to huff and puff while she’s doing it! 🙂

Oh she is only doing it for the attention 🙂

Anyone else…..

by RoachKiller

Just start laughing out loud when those white trash women at the bars on 82nd start Proselytizing while drinking and sitting in front of the poker machines?

Yo bitch, you are breaking gods law as we fucking speak! Shut the fuck up, drink another beer and put more ebt money in the poker machines!

Leave the rest of us “ satanists” alone…..

Ofcourse…..

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I pick the pool table under the heater vent……

I’m definitely super rusty and my angles are way the fuck off but god damn!

I can still break really well. Everything else is fucked……

Right around….

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The time my paid hosting account started going down. Someone noticed I had pulled something out of its saya!

Dude you look way too hard at my pictures….. ROFLMAO! You were right though….. 🙂

Say buh bye….

by RoachKiller

To your worthless stoner shit, lady! The time has come to regain my tv room!

Carpet cleaner will be here In 2 weeks to repair the damage your incessant lack of stoner motivation gave you!

Anything ikea and was within 500 feet of your plume of stoner stupidism will be destroyed!

You have had ample opportunity to claim and or get anything and everything you left behind! After this, it’s gone…..

Slowly but surely anything you disappears from site and memory….

As they say, on with the show that is life!

4 drinks later…..

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I came home. Layed down on the couch. Fell asleep watching videos on my phone! Was awoken by my said phone hitting me in the face.

Walked up stairs, fell asleep and was awoken to the dog having a fart session! ROFLMAO!

I won’t be doing all the food tonight but I have got to play some billiards! So I’ll be heading out tonight to do just that!

I know a place! You, you will just have to follow…..

And yes, the lady who was hitting on me last night at mcmennamins was definitely doing that! I don’t know, when she asked if I wanted to fuck was a damn good clue…..

If she had not looked exactly like a younger version of my ex mother in law. I definitely would have rented a room and got me a piece of ass last night! No if’s ands or butts about that one….. 😉

And you dudes at the bars! Yall are fucking scary freaks man! Yall really need to stop staring at the ladies like lost puppies….. Jesus fucking Christ!

Dinner…..

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$50 later I’ve been feed and watered! And for that much I also took a monster shit in there toilet! 🙂

Well how cool…..

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Was that? I was just hit on by a drunk version of my x mother in law!

Time to move on to the next place! ROFLMAO!

And we were spot on with who would tag along after I posted when and where…..

Told ya….

by RoachKiller

My plan ahead of time! ROFLMAO!

I was going to go to the testament show tonight! the thing is, how many times can you see the same band? Since high school I’m guessing I’m atleast 10 concerts in with them…..

Aww yes…..

by RoachKiller

The security cameras that were put in to keep an eye on my, at the time suicidal daughter!

Now I didn’t think anything of them. As they were there to just keep an eye on my kid while the wife and I were at work.

Only time they were actually ever checked was when they went off at times they shouldn’t have! Or if one of the exterior doors opened, etc….

Well since I’ve been single and living in this big house all alone. I have heard a female voice come over the speaker on the camera twice! Recently just this week.

So a while back we did a little fixing to the firmware and found that the camera on the left has 2 tunnels coming off the stream! 1 going to amazons servers. While the other going to a previously unknown ip!

While the other is constantly being pinged!

So with a little reworking of the latest firmware. We managed to execute some extra code Wich would turn on any and all “ future “ stream requests, @localhost camera and microphone!

we really didn’t get any true hits until recently! when I reworked the base station firmware and set them both up on the server!

That’s when the amount of vocal data we received was worth its weight in gold!

So now we can not only prove origin but we can prove intent!

Hey I’m a horny dude! A quick wank for extra criminal charges against the offenders is fine with me! ROFLMAO!

It will give them something to think of when bubba and yullonda are having there way with them in prison!

And when they are explaining to there families why they lost the house, cars and retirements…..

Anyhoot that’s the story about that! So if you see a video of me jerking off in my living room. Enjoy! You’re making me a very wealthy man……. With every giggle and haha! 😉

Matter of fact I was wanking when I took this picture…..