Third time….

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Is a charm!

It’s not pretty and needs atleast 3 wicks. Works and is working well!

Learned a lot from this adventure! I’ll definitely do more with all the left over wax…..

Guess what…..

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I Be doing next week! Yup, I’ve never understood why they use particle board on cabinets that have water near them?

Don’t laugh, the plumbing fix works! The previous owners cracked the main drain line intake. That’s what all that caulking is on that black tube! So doing anything other than this. Is a waste of money till I call a plumber out!

Works great except for today when I threw to much lettuce in the disposal…….

Update ***** a new seal fixed my drip issue! ( you can see the old seal on the paint can….. ) And yes ROFLMAO! The trap is below the actual drain! Has worked for years! So when it stops I might actually call out a plumber! 🙂

What the fuck…..

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Are you fucking retards flapping your lips about now?

Jesus fucking Christ! Get a fucking life!

I got to know, when you were kids did yall think you would grow up to be trolls and general evil mother fuckers? ( especially you bible thumpers! You are some of the most vile, greedy mother fuckers to walk this planet! )

I’ve asked this question before and oddly none of you have the balls to give me an answer……

That was a long ass day with a lot of hoofing that box trolly!

You ready……

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To go princess? My motherfucking day is done.!

Not to mention, I also get to remove the motherfucking ink sack that is my tattoo bandage.

How do I….

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Do it? How do I make left overs taste just as good as first overs?

Haven’t a clue but these are fucking delicious!

Sorry ladies….

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I won’t be making my “ Americanized “ pho’ until Sunday! It’s good, really good!

Best part is you can make it dirt cheap….. well I can atleast, I got most the ingredients from the free bin at work!

The deep fried tofu on the other hand is beyond splendid…..

Stay tuned!

Tonight however I’m feeling left over nacho stuff made into soft tacos…..

Wich reminds me, can you freeze street tortillas? I got a big package of them I won’t get to any time soon?

Well fuck…..

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I got sidetracked cus I had to go unload another drivers drop. Something about he was kicked off the property and told never to return! ROFLMAO!

And you say my long hair, tattoos and running pants are bad for the company look! ROFLMAO!

My day…..

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Is complete! I was just called beautiful by a beautiful woman!

That’s the kind of class I dig!

I can see…..

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Why no one wants to do this stop! Kinda fucked up! 2 trucks in the dock and that is if you can actually find the dock……

Yall should…..

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Spend more time worrying about dumbass’s who steal farm trucks and take yall on high speed chases down I-5!

I’m just a worken man who is on his way to work, on his way to get tattooed or even on his way to the grocery store….

Yall should really stop giving power to rage baiters and drug addicts…..

P.s while yall were so worried about bitcoin and ethereum plummeting. Not noticing most alt coins stayed pretty much at price…..

Ya snooze ya loose, posers!

I cried today…..

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It’s true! There is this place I go to that all the females that work there have that ass! Ass’s that make a grown man cry!

I cried, I cried hard! There is one ass in particular that is worthy of worship! Praise sweet baby Jesus!

I would bow to that ass any day! 😉 woo doggies!

What you get…..

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For lunch when you deliver to a lot of health food stores! Grrrr! Actually the vegan blueberry muffins are pretty good!

Most these dudes that work at them are gay. So there is not much hostility about…..

Although I’m not gay, it’s still quite the fun! Especially when you get that one who thinks you’re cute! 🙂

Young lady…..

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If you find the need for some more monkey food! Hit your fav membership store tomorrow! Get the organic and tell the rug rats grandpa delivered them just for them!

Try the organic! You will totally understand why I said get those….. no weird banana aftertaste!