Do you….

by RoachKiller

See why this happened? Had nothing to do with me! I’m not mad I had to wait 2.5 hours to leave! I didn’t hit any corners to hard or fast…..

The reason why I had to restack that pallet was cus of those bottom 2 layers…..

As to how I got them to accept that? Dunno, maybe it’s my awesome personality……

Or maybe it was my dedication to making sure the customer was happy! Before I left…..

OU…..

by RoachKiller

Bore the fuck out of me. If that was your big hack, I feel sorry for you…… Everyone knows, systems are powered and communicate. Everyone also knows that if it’s on the same network, all you have to do is send a false signal.

It’s not fucking rocket scientist fucking TWIT!

Just promise me you and people like you always wear a condom when you’re having sex with whatever stupid motherfucker that fell for your bullshit. That way there’s no chance of another asshole like you being allowed on this fucking plan…… Now scurry back to your fucking a hole and do whatever it is ignorant moronic cockroaches like you do.

Today was…..

by RoachKiller

A day to go down in infamy! Missing my shorts, all my frozen and a buttload of product!

Was it entertaining? Yea….. 🙂

Added bonus, I learned to read today! I can now read, “ why do you think they call it dope?!”

The very question I would ask whoever picked and loaded this run….. 🙂

Only missing…..

by RoachKiller

One thing now! The mirror with the cool buttons and compass!

Other than that the subawu is complete!

Seat covers done! splash guards done!

Next week all will be added…..

That rear view mirror is the one thing I really miss from the old hot rod…..

Went and did that subawu love thing. They explained all the features of the car and omfg it has a simple self driving feature I had no idea about! How fucking cool!

I shit ye not!

Oh honay….

by RoachKiller

There’s a reason I have 5 million accident free miles! It’s definetly not from taking chances I don’t need to take…..

Yea I don’t…..

by RoachKiller

Know why they would double stack all your pallets. While all the others they half stacked, lady!

But I hear your ladder was bent when someone went through the gauntlet of your back room…..

Huh, I guess being a cunt really paid off for you huh?

Oh and you can hear me on camera ask you if you wanted me to take a couple layers off…. not to mention you stating that the ladder you say I fucked up works fine……

I don’t know about you but accusing us delivery drivers for trying to run you over with a pallet jack. Then chewing his ass out royally because he’s asking about the pallet return. I don’t know. I think we’re kind of even now don’t you?

I just heard…..

by RoachKiller

The news! Due to the fact I refuse to play this stupid ass game. You’re going to cut my hours? ROFLMAO! is it alright if I start fucking with my fellows like they have fucked with me over the last 9 months?

I will gladly play that game! Twill be much meaner from me but hells yea! I’ll gladly fuck a few of those dinks up!

Oh and fyi, spoke with my neighbor! She had a different view of the jumping beans banging on doors!

Her batch of stupid were much older and literally beat on her door! I don’t know what’s wrong with you people! Anyone who would do that to scare a little old lady and her sick husband. Deserves to get squished! Low rent cunts…..

Obviously they weren’t having an issue as one of the jumping beans had a phone strapped to her face in the video…..

Oh thak goodness…..

by RoachKiller

I asked one of these chefs if spending all that extra money on a convection oven for the house was worth it? I’ve been having serious buyers worry!

He confirmed what the girlfriend said, “ you’re going to love it!”

Even cooking, faster….

Thank god! Cus I’ve been thinking about that says I ordered yesterday! Cus for half the price you can get the same thing just a regular oven…..

Do not….

by RoachKiller

Remove stick! That is there to help keep the dogs open when setting the lift!

Do not use your fingers! You could shoot your eye out that way…..

Are you mad brah…..

by RoachKiller

That a mortal man like me can make not only your mom and your sister scream in ecstasy like that? Yet im pretty sure I could even make your aunt scream with pleasure!

All while you can’t even find a partner to even do the humpty dance with!

Jajaja, laoooooooser!

Gotta admit, it is a cool car……

It was nice to see the girlfriend skip all the way back to her apartment when I dropped her off last night! I can go to sleep tonight knowing “ a job well done!”…..

I am….

by RoachKiller

Fucking starving!

Even though I left a few banana peel traps on the roads for yall. I’m seriously fucking starving!

I rarely do fast food anymore! That should tell you how fucking hungry I am…..