Nope…..

by RoachKiller

They didn’t fix jenn’ay! She still warbles like a drunk whore at a biker bar…..

Oh and hill billy jack! Notice none of my pallets are dumped over…..

Well, lady…..

by RoachKiller

Stop telling me you live nearby. How about you get off your ass and come over and we can discuss it face-to-face!

Otherwise, move along I don’t have time for your fucking nonsense…..

Can you imagine…..

by RoachKiller

The mental health issues associated with the princess that took the time to move my lift to the back?

When in it was put in the exact door I was going to be in for today?

Woo doggies! You realize the company has free mental health help, right?

ROFLMAO! If you fixed it so it doesn’t wobble anymore. Than thank you! Otherwise seek mental health help….. 🙂

It was really nice of you to actually plug it in though! Usually you just unplug it and fuck me for the next day!

I went home…..

by RoachKiller

And passed the fuck out! Right after I made this and did a couple other things!

I haven’t gone grocery shopping so I can finally force myself to eat what I already have!

Thus explains this…..

Oddly, the butternut squash and cheddar dog mix was actually damn good!

I never realized how good of a cook I really am! Ya snooze ya loose ladies…..

ROFLMAO…..

by RoachKiller

I sent a couple of my work shirts to be cleaned through the companies uniform service! I went to pick them up yesterday and I can honestly say. They look dirtier now than they did when I sent them in!

ROFLMAO!

Ok ladies…..

by RoachKiller

I have one spot open this am! I didn’t have to throw chains at all today so I’m back early!

You must be mocking on my door by 0800 to qualify! First come first serve…..

Praise…..

by RoachKiller

Sweet baby Jesus! It’s a there and back! I’ve thrown chains 4 times in the last 2 days with maybe 2 more times today!

Me, it’s taking a toll! Oh I will get use to it but god damn! Like people who had to adjust to night shift. This much manual labor is living my ass!

Well that and it was so windy I was awoken to a wind burst that I swear ripped the roof off the house….. 😉

I have also decided that if you come to my house. Unless you’re a relative or a close family member. Anyone entering the house must remove all clothing upon doing so! It’s a new bongo club law I recently enacted! 🙂

Well….

by RoachKiller

Yall ready to do it again today? This will be another high octane, caffeine induced day of throwing chains……

Had a can of baked beans for dinner to entertain myself on today’s drive! Your welcome!

FYI, that is the greatest thing harbor freight ever sold!

Well god damn…..

by RoachKiller

I had to throw chains twice yesterday! Other than the fact the twat that loaded the chain rack attached individual links to the actual rack. Wich left me no option but to heave 3 rails at once off that rack.

It went well! The first time I got lucky and a co worker helped me throw a couple rails! Whom by the way gained my respect by actually knowing how to put on chains right! no bungies, nadda

The second time around took about 40 minutes to put on! 10 minutes to take off!

Is it me or is there always that one rail that refuses to go on tight? Drive me fucking insane! That will do it!

Considering I haven’t thrown chains in a while. It went better than expected! Normally just throwing a set of singles and alternating drag chains takes about 20 minutes! the first few times of the year always take longer…. A lot like the chains, I’m rusty!

FYI, I alternate my drag chains! Something I learned driving the winds of Wyoming and the Midwest. I found I have much better slide control if I have a chain on each axle! Aka, a rail on the left front with one on the right rear trailer axles!

Just something I’ve learned over these years…..

Ok ladies…..

by RoachKiller

My discretion is at the peak for you! All this week I am doing free online video and phone call chats. All to satisfy your needs. however you want it…..

No reservations needed this week! Suit not required! Call me at 908-guitars between 1100 – 1700 daily to get in on the 100% free action!

Second time throwing iron today! I will definitely need the release! Just like I know you do too!

See ya soon!

To nights dinner….

by RoachKiller

Will be made of of a combination of that shit there! I’m thinking a peach stirfry! Don’t knock it till you try it!

I’m also thinking I want another batch of that chilie! Since I’m not going to be giving any away this time. I can make it however the fuck I want! 🙂

Don’t let me forget to water the pinto beans tomorrow……

And yes that is exactly what I look like in my work garb! Spandex running pants, cargo pants and all…..

Sexy as fuck! I know! 😉

Don’t be sad ladies! I’ll gladly give you the time of day! Unlike that piece of shit you’re with now…..