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by RoachKiller

Costco today and saw these sitting on the receiving desk! So as my insoles on my work boots are heavily worn. I figured I would go grab a set!

$150 later, a years supply of buttwipe, paper towels, pork ribs, spaghetti sauce, lightbulbs etc! Oh and these new insoles…..

Oddly the foot pain is actually coming from my heal! Imagine that! Either way an addition to what’s already there is in order!

So I’ll drop these in and let you know tomorrow if they are worth the $20 a set of 2…..

Anyone else love Costco? I mean where else can you almost get run over in the parking lot? Almost run over in the store? Then almost run over walking back to the car? All while toting and over abundance of shit you rarely need….. 🙂

If you are……

by RoachKiller

Going to the airshow in McMinnville today? I just thought I would pass along the cluster fuck has already begun! We’re talking 10 miles easy and it’s 11:30 in the morning on Friday!

Tell you what….

by RoachKiller

I thought long and hard yesterday about your offer! Ask the girlfriend, she kept asking, “ what’s wrong?” All day!

Here’s the deal! You tell Porsche’a boy that I’ll slap my Subaru in sport mode and we can race!

If I win, I’ll do the tour! If I loose, I will stay home and bang the old lady every night! All while still writing for yall!

If he agrees the deal is final and as good as an honest handshake!

Either way mother fucker, you’re taking me for a ride in that new lambo! Comprende’?

God damn…..

by RoachKiller

I knew that was you mother fucker! You were right behind me when I pulled into my drive! Next time stop by and say hello! cus I know the only reason your even driving down my street is cus of me! 🙂

Let dick heads be dick heads!

I definitely want a ride in your new Lamborghini! Nice color by the way!

See ya! Us poors gotta get to bed cus we ain’t rock stars like you 😉 ROFLMAO!

Hey vato….

by RoachKiller

When are you and the cholo brothers coming up from la’yyyy?

I have a few people you should meet! I have a few wanna b’s I want you to meet…..

Life goes on…..

by RoachKiller

Without you! Thank goodness I made sure to buy the longest warranty I possibly could on every appliance in the house!

A few days ago the induction blower motor took a shit along with the chemical sensor on the water heater!

Luckily warranty is still active! A new blower motor and chemical sensor is on its way! Unfortunately it only covers parts and no labor! 😉

I know….

by RoachKiller

I heard the same thing at Crete almost every day!

So I’ll be waiting for my “ your fired” talk any time soon…..

Are you ready…..

by RoachKiller

This glass top, Frigidaire convection stove is in! That was a week long journey into hell! 😉

Originally I had this old drop in oven! I kept having to buy new ones every 10 years or so! Why? Dunno! Yet after this last failure I was not looking forward to spending $2000 base model for a new range!

So I bit the bullet and opted for a slide in range! Now getting the old one pulled and out of here was the easy part!

Destroying the built in mounts was the difficult part!

So with a bit of luck. An unsteady hand a 3 dremel tools. I got started! I found that the dremel rotary cutting tool worked real well!

It allowed me to drop into the counter, Formica, wood and all without chipping or damaging the counter tops! I also found if you remove the guard. It works real well at cutting through a nailed in board….. with great attention to not taking out the Sheetrock with the wood cut!

Now not only did I have ( laughing as this is not a low dollar build house! ) particle board In the cabinetry. I also had solid oak to get theough!

That wood bit did it all up until the last cut! Overheated and finally snapped! 🙂 luckily the kit comes with 2 almost identical bits! So the second one got me finished!

Doing this all by hand caused some raunchy cuts! Luckily a quick sand with a block and wammo edges are straight and looks decent!

So with that all finished I had to wait for the electrician to come out and move the receptacle down the wall!

Leaving intact the old one in case a new stove happens again!

As the whole in the counter is 30” and ofcourse the stove is 29.5” I have a gap on both edges! To fill that I used a stainless steel edging and to keep it leak proof. I added a silicone edging piece to really fill in the gap and make it more “ waterproof” for spills!

I tested out 2 different versions! One that’s more of a T style ( right side ) and one that’s more of a corner style! ( left side )

Any questions ask! Otherwise this project is done except for finding a silicone piece to put in the back against the tile to finish it off!

P.s. make sure to set your stove at counter top level! FYI…..

Ewww…..

by RoachKiller

Interesting twist! Electrician came out and moved the plug for the range! Not a cheap venture but not overly expensive! $300-$400 range!

I asked him to please keep access to the upper box so I can in the future if needed use that one again!

Now the twist is, even with the recessed space on the back of the stove. It’s still 1/4” or so from the wall!

So now I need to figure out how to deal with that! If for some reason it’s not a simple fix. I will have to live with it, But how?

As of yet I have not benable to find a recessed or thin line range cable? I have however Benable to find a rear stove gap filler! A lot like the ones I’m using on the sides….

So later today when I finish this install I’ll let you know how this works out…..

Ready to go…..

by RoachKiller

Shit for brains? After moving 5 pallets I finally found the one for this stop!

Bravo on that one! Loading stop 8 on the same pallet as 16….

Brilliant! Well back to work! I’m also saddened the last guy didn’t cus me out like the guy on saturdays run! Asking me how I could fucking let that happen was brilliant! I mean he was missing 50lbs of tomatoes…..

I digress, enough of your low rent mindset! see ya!

You sure you want this run G? I mean there is a lot of pallet jack and stairs involved! Not 1 trip but 10 to 15 trips per pallet! That sounds a lot like work, and I know how hard work is t your forte’…..

I can also see why the company went with mediation! Your fuckers are blatantly pretty fucking stupid…..

Ya know…..

by RoachKiller

I use to know this geriatric pile of shit over at Crete that really liked fucking with his fellow employees!

He loved using dispatch to steal loads! He loved crawling into employees trucks to steal stuff! so on and so forth!

Just a real piece of shit of a man!

One day I was over in North Carolina and got a random call from a friend telling me that someone that geezer had fucked with. Dropped a tire thumper across that dudes head in a dark truck stop parking lot!

Luckily no where near where I was!

Moral of the story? You probably should’nt fuck with people! Especially people who know people….. especially if you want to keep your knee caps!

Cus I hear someone really wants to see you limp…..

Your old lady…..

by RoachKiller

Is once again writing checks her ass can’t cash!

Get your bitch in line mother fucker! Before I fuck your ass to make up for what hers doesn’t cover…..

Comprende’?

Looking at…..

by RoachKiller

All my past trips on this new system! That a lot like the Crete peoplenet is just as fucked up!

But I’m seeing things like 5 hours early, 4 hours late so on and so forth!

Makes me giggle!

Like this run! I started an hour late! With another 1/2 hours waiting for the tablet to update! My fault? Nope? Was i perfectly on time! Hell yea I was…..

🙂

But I’m sure if I logged into y’all’s accounts I would see worser times? Huh?

That’s ok, nothing any of you people have or do interests me what so ever! Remember, I’m a narcissist and only care about myself! As all true truck drivers is……

But pookie…..

by RoachKiller

I got my stacks together! That 1 pallet turned into 3 of those!

Am I a true professional like you now? Or do I have to run into something first to be considered a true pro like you?

Thanks for…..

by RoachKiller

The acknowledgment of “ they are all assholes!”

Oddly I already knew that, thus explains how easily it was to get them to be my bitches! added bonus, include incompetent in front of that and you got a winner, winner, chicken dinner!

But thanks for the info…..