Added bonus…..

by RoachKiller

To having an elderly dog? She don’t hears so good so the fireworks ain’t bothering her at all!

Wich is truly amazing! She’s going blind, can’t hear a damn thing! Yet anytime I have food, she is on top of wherever I’m at!

That was…..

by RoachKiller

In the 9 months I’ve worked here. The easiest mother fucking day I have ever had! 2 small boards broke down and rolled in!

That was it! 20 + pallets of product done in under 10 hours!

The last 2 months have been 40’rs loaded to the gills with unbelievable amounts of breakdown!

Ya know if you threw 1 of these in every once in a while along with the monster “ fat” loads. I would t hit critical mass so quickly!

Cus going from a 1/2 filled 28’ box to a fully loaded 40’ box in 6 months……

That’s a mother fucking workout! Especially if you throw in 20 stops and 330 miles…..

We won’t even talk about all the late starts that I have zero.zero to do with…..

You know why……

by RoachKiller

I don’t fit in? I can tell you straight up is because I’m not a liar. I’m not a thief and I sure the fuck in

Few people either have one or all of those that’s how come you can get along so…

Yo Wednesday…..

by RoachKiller

Driver! I gotta know, did you leave any tree limbs untouched?

Cus you sure did bring the greenery home with you…..

Not to mention, when did you yellow pole this trailer?

Personally I’m thinking your a moron but I’m actually sure your a moron…

It happened…..

by RoachKiller

I just heard a random black woman queff! Yes I too was shocked until the smell hit!

God bless kohls amazon return line! Brings back the memories of k-mart…..

Fyi, the vaginas smell the same, black, white or red!

Green shirt lady can fucking queff

You’re not….

by RoachKiller

Going to believe this! Just called insurance to add the brand new car, right! They explained to me that my payment is $7 less a month now!

I am paying for full coverage with the lowest deductible possible! $70 a month!

No fucking shit! I’m guessing those 5 million accident free OTR miles are finally paying off! 🙂

( ps. Yes do the driving tracker in the insurance app! Already dropped my insurance monthly rate $30 a month since I started using it! )

Just like….

by RoachKiller

At Shaffer! You morons fuck up everything you’re involved with!

Serious question though, when your fucking your old lady with the 3 chins. Do you stick your dick between chin fold 1-2 or 2-3?

Yo, piñata head……

by RoachKiller

After all these years, have you and your batch are stupid figured out why you’re not very successful? I mean every once in a while you move ahead, but I’m nearly as fast as you could. So I’m just curious have yall figured have you have y’all figured it out yet?

I know I know I skipped last year, but I figured I better continue asking the same question every year. I figure eventually maybe yall will gain some smarts to figure it out.

Or take my advice like I gave years ago, ask the smart person……

First…..

by RoachKiller

Your obviously not as religious as you say you are! Remember it’s a sin to get tattoos….

Second I can tell I tickled a raw spot! You were snorting like a bull who just got his testicles banded…..

Bwoop bwoop!

Stop believing…..

by RoachKiller

The bullshit you read on the internet from random haters and trolls!

I did damn good on the new car purchase yesterday! I’ll tell the whole story on a vblog soon!

But here’s what I can tell you. I got the trade in value for the hotrod! I got the 8 year warranty! And I did it for $3 over my set budget!

So yea, I did good considering the warranties now for 8 years cost an easy $5000 not including window repair and or gap insurance…..

Notice the smoked taillights….. and yes it has sport mode! Bwoop bwoop!

Go see lance….

by RoachKiller

At Gresham Subaru! He will hook you up….

I like it! 2026 crosstrek in Perl white and sport mode…..

It has the classic Subaru look with the safety features I wanted!

Nothing fancy, 2.5 litter boxer, awd, and much sexier than the box versions of the Outback and forester! FYI, Wich totally remind me of the family truckster!

After driving it home I realised that yea this was the right car to buy….

So long hotrod, hello Subaru…..

Oh princess, stop……

by RoachKiller

The only thing you and your batch of stupid are doing is making yourselves look like the puss dripping cunts that everyone already knows you are……

My day?

by RoachKiller

That picture should explain it! Nope not the first time today either! As where I picked up those milk crate? Yea they decided to fill a milk crate with old wine bottle corks and caps!

Second time today I had to pick up a spill like that! Sad part is, not one customer ordered a flat of cherry tomatoes!

Figure that one out!

On a good note I found that case of lettuce in cello that I was missing at the second stop! Yup, it showed up on the last pallet at the second to the last stop!

Not to mention my drop dead time was 0200 and I didn’t finally get out of here until 03:15 waiting for paperwork!

Am I hostile? No not really! I am hostile to whoever packed that candy pallet! That too was eventually picked up off the floor! 🙂

Over all it Twas a decent day! Definitely wryly one to remember…..

I dunno….

by RoachKiller

I do know that according to prison records. Any middle aged fry cook who proclaims an 80 year old woman as “ hot!”

Should probably go ahead and get the words “ sexual predator” tattooed on there forehead, in advance of there future sexual crimes…..