It cost me…..

by RoachKiller

$43 bucks including a 5 dollar tip. To take uber from my house to pro caliber Indian motorcycle up in Vancouver wa to get my new bike yesterday!

But since my brother didn’t take me. I am now enjoying the pizza I promised him…..

Buuurp!

I’m telling….

by RoachKiller

Ya man! I’m finally getting pretty good at this truck driving thing! Not one pallet fell over in the twisty windy curves of the 150 miles I drove this thing!

Ha! I win! 😉

There ya go….

by RoachKiller

I just proved it’s a 7.5 hour turn on that drop and hook! Wich included my 30 minutes and 2 potty breaks with bullshit time at the yard!

Bwoop bwoop!

What I love….

by RoachKiller

Is everything I buy or look at you say “ sucks!” Is that jealousy or just stupidity?

I would make a great motorcycle cop! “ pull over asshole or I’m gunna shoot your fucking tires out….. “

See! 🙂

Get a….

by RoachKiller

Job asshole!

Admit it Tom! You miss me! 😉 I never had a dispatcher quit like him…..

Admit it, you miss my fight and my no nonsense bullshit! The give him the load and forget him way I did shit!

Now you’re stuck with newbie tards, geezers who don’t want to work and princess’ who are just sure they were ment to be truck drivers….

Bra……

by RoachKiller

As an added bonus to my day. Leslie is thinking about me I’ve had random Leslie hiccups all day! I got to help feed your family!

When you deliver to the Juvie halls, it’s not so bad when you go through the gates. But when you hit the the big person’s incarceration facility.

You go through those gates and they pretty much wanna know everything that’s in your pockets in the truck what size condoms you wear……

It’s like how are you supposed to say with a straight face, “I wear glow in the dark magnum condoms?”

It’s exactly like telling another truck driver you got 5 million accident free miles, or telling a guitar player you can play left or right handed! The reaction you get is never good……

Luckily, I didn’t have to go through the gateS.

I am far too pretty to be incarcerated. the fact, I didn’t know I was gonna be doing these stops today. I forgot my butt Chastity belt.

The only thing I can really say is business is good in the incarceration industry……

My nephew….

by RoachKiller

Man I tell you what! When my brother died my nephew came to me for burial money! I was like I have no cash but you can take these 3 guitars and sell them at guitar center. You can easily get the money you need!

He didn’t want to take them down there! ROFLMAO!

You should have johnny! Those 3 guitars sold for $1700…..

Sorry, I offered all you had to do was the little bit of work….. I’m a dick but you should have done the work…..

Oh the bike…..

by RoachKiller

I went in to buy this Indian!

They came back to me with an outrageous monthly payment! I was like nah!

Now I could have bought the same bike. Only in black for cheaper! I really don’t like black!

So we walked the showroom and this beautiful r7 was calling my name!

Now I had done some research and had a few bikes on my list! The Indian, Ducati, Yamaha, royal enfield and Honda!

Welp the Yamaha was In The color I wanted and the price I was willing to pay!

So after a 24 hour day yesterday I decided on this beautiful beast! More power than I’ll need, not quit enough to get me into to much trouble!

And since I know shit about the future you don’t! It will be perfect for my needs! Added bonus the 2026 has some killer updates for road and track…..

All those…..

by RoachKiller

Years of delivering to this place! Being charged exhorbanent lumper fees!

today, I told “ the man” to go fuck himself!

Hit the geolocation on this pic and cheer with me! FYI! I was in and out in 30 minutes!

Don’t use…..

by RoachKiller

The word cocksucker at work? As the person next to you might be an actual cocksucker?

To late! The prick who doesn’t set his trailer brakes at the yard! Then I go to swap trailers! Yea, he / she is a mother fucking cocksucker!

I would listen to your reply but I’m deaf now from the loud fucking noise pulling that glad hand off a live hose makes!

What?

Yes I know….

by RoachKiller

You know everything! All truck drivers do…..

Unfortunately for you there is a big difference between a vpn and a proxy!

Why you would run both is beyond me! A split tunnel is understandable for different situations. Yet for general use why?

Pick one or the other! VPN’s usually scan your packets for malware, malicious trackers etc….

A proxy is usually just an ip hider…..

Are you….

by RoachKiller

Noticing a reoccurring theme with you and people like you? Years pass and you’re still incapable of supporting yourslef! Instead you’re reliant on stealing work from those who do actually work hard!

you promise excellence and in return only give sub par results! My guess princess, maybe you and yours should find a different line of work! Cus obviously trucking is far too difficult for you and yours to do!

I do however love to see how many low rent, worthless cunts you can get to join your club of sub par losers…..

On their own they might be good folk. When they join you and yours they quickly turn into sub par trash….. or as I like to call them, worthless cunts!

Maybe work harder, stop worrying about what the other guy is doing, pay attention to what they are doing but worry about yourselves! Jesus Christ , what sad little people you are…..