by RoachKiller When someone tries to hide their criminality, by saying, “told you I was crazy!!“
What they are actually trying to do is miss direct You’re thinking by telling you that they are crazy when in actuality they’re just fucking criminal……
You gotta remember though! These are the same people who tell you they are happy as a clam at what they are doing. Yet go fucking postal when they find out you’re doing better than them……
It’s amazing how that works huh?
by RoachKiller Idea what the slackers are up to. I do know if they are posting anything slanderous, illegal, or untrue they’ll pay for it in the end!
But that’s neither here nor there. I’m busy doing my thing. I’m sorry that bothers you, but I really don’t fucking care……
by RoachKiller As good as a once in a while, Taco Bell run to fill the fucking belly! That just hit the fucking spot! Fire sauce, soda pop the works……
by RoachKiller For you parents with little kids! I highly recommend that like taking chances while backing. You should start to evaluate the situations you put yourself and your kids in!
If you can avoid a bad situation, do it! Cus I guarantee you won’t always be there and if you are, you can be taken out with ease…..
Cus once that kid is out of your grasp. The damage is done! Guaranteed!
Y’all really need to take parenting classes to learn what can really happen….. I promise you it will scare the shit out of you! Especially if you care about your kids….. dumb fucks…..
I guess It really doesn’t matter. I mean the state is gonna come in and take them away anyways……
So as long as you’re incompetence, doesn’t get them snatched between now and then I guess it’s all OK!
by RoachKiller I just got back in to the yard. I’m checking for stolen stuff out of my truck!
by RoachKiller I’m drug free cus if I wasn’t. I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t be in an 18 wheeler, today…..
Doesn’t that make you feel good to know that the guy sitting on 80,000 lbs in the lane behind you. Isn’t high as a fucking kite…..
by RoachKiller Drivers explain something to me? How is it when I ran reefer. I damn near made as much as I do now. Taking into account for dollar value over time…..
Yet you pillsbury dough boys have so much free time on your hands. All while complaining you’re not making any money?
Why is that?
Ponder that question for a while. If you still can’t answer it, please ask a smart person to help you…..
One thing you can always rely on is knowing that when you talk to a blues clues driver. You automatically know you’re being lied to….. they do that a lot! It’s almost compulsive…..
by RoachKiller You ready to roll or are you too busy crying over spilt milk?
A.k.a. getting yelled at by shipper or receivers?
by RoachKiller If you remember over the years, I talked about that terminal where the driver’s love to talk about how they beat their kids and smack up their wives?
Yeah, that’s the terminal! I heard that conversation more than once over the years there. Not a fan.!
Now that I’m thinking about it. I got a story like that for every fucking terminal! Except for Florida. I’ve been there once in 23 years……
by RoachKiller Been drinking occifer! She did however turn into a restaurant called ding ho!
Ok maybe she is drunk…….
by RoachKiller I know I don’t fit in! I dont walk hunched over….. sorry! If im still driving at that point. Someone just put a cap in my ass…..
You will be happy to know when I went all zen! It all went better!
Praise sweet baby Jesus, hail Satan, harry chrishna, Zanzibar……
Oh and if you think cus I have long hair, tattoos and hate short haired shitbags like you. That I have some affinity twords dope! You’re a fucking moron! Remember that, know your enemy thing I keep saying?
I’ve already lost 2 brothers to the war on drugs! If we are lucky, people like you will be collateral damage! Cus you’re a cunt!
by RoachKiller That! A random ua! Oh no whatever will I do? Oh yea, I had just enough pee to fill the cup!
Oddly had leftovers! I actually got to see what happened to the left overs this time! That was a big problem in previous ua’s at terminals!
The left over would just disappear! Guessing I’m the reason someone passed?
I always wondered what happened to the left over pee! Most terminals would dump it out in front of you! Every once in a while you would go to a terminal. Pee in the cup and the leftovers oddly disappeared. Never to be seen by the owner again….
Anyhoot, been like 8 years so well overdue!
Bwoop bwoop! See ya!
by RoachKiller You must’ve done something more than just parked in the wrong direction. Cause I was there for a little while and people were parking wherever the fuck they wanted and nobody gives a shit.
But don’t worry, you’ll have plenty more opportunities just to get yelled at at a shipper or receiver! So don’t cry, and don’t worry about it.
And I’d also like to say I’ve laid off enough steam that I think I can properly go into a terminal and not Cunt punch anybody!
Praise sweet baby Jesus!
by RoachKiller Over and over and over and over again! Obviously, I’m fucking good at what I do so shut your fucking hole you dumb Cunt!
That’s all natural baby! You had nothing to do with it! I’m the one who fought for the fucking miles. I’m the one who drove the fucking miles. I’m the one who didn’t wrap this fucking truck around the telephone pole like 99% of all your other fucking drivers.! so fuck you and the camel toed hog you rode in on…..
by RoachKiller Give a fuck what you want! I’m a company driver. I’m not an owner operator. I ain’t installing shit on my phone!
You don’t like it you can kiss my big ole hairy white motherfucking ass! You contact my company! I’m not responsible for their bullshit! Just like I no longer ever apologize for these motherfuckers
I said all I do is drive the motherfucking truck! You got a problem call the company……
I don’t deal with Apologizing for this company if I did it is a full-time motherfucking job! Comprende?
by RoachKiller To my wife! She has gone 33 years without killing me! 31 of those years legally married!
So a big congratulations to you are due! With any luck, I can go at least another 33 years before you finally do me in…..
by RoachKiller Park last night! The low rents blocked off even the entrance to the fuel island! I couldn’t even turn around to back in!
Luckily I’m a perfessional trucks drivers…..
by RoachKiller Dispatch sent me down sr-37 with a brand spanking new trailer!
Why is this a problem? Oh I don’t know, how about the relentless low branches over the road? Then the monster branch I actually had to drive in the opposing lane to get around!
They knew…..
by RoachKiller Another day of waking up to toothless grins, smelly asses and it’s all your fault for working so god damn hard….
Oooh I just realized I’m heading into the yard to do my bi-yearly hazmat bullshit and for them to tell me there ritual bullshit!
I wonder how many blood sugar tests the receptionist will give while I’m there?
Stay tuned….
by RoachKiller My old lady does at work!
Here I am working 70+ hours a week and can’t even get the respect I have earned, 10 fold!
I want an Elvis!
I would put my Jason hockey mask back in the truck. Yet the low rents would of course call in again and tell the cops I was wearing it while I was driving!
Told ya man, these low rents out here are some jealously fucked up people….. you would not believe the amount of false police reports they will call in if they think they can get revenge!
Cus you know, the fact they fucked themselves is just another reason it’s your fault!