Yay…..

by RoachKiller

I’m Finally able to get the hotrod In for repairs from the 3 people who have backed into it!

The Car literally has 5600 miles on it and has been hit 3 fucking times! Either they thought I was gay and are homophobes or they are jealous my penis is bigger than there’s?

Fuck if I know but the hotrod is finally getting fixed…..

Yay!

That’s what…..

by RoachKiller

I thought! My motorcycle insurance was way over charging me! When I set it up it was $265 a month. Then The guy said, no it’s $165.00 a month!

Just spoke with my agent and he said no, it’s $65 a month! ROFLMAO!

So someone owes me a $100 cus I way over paid when I set this up!

Anyhoot! Both new helmets fit! My daily rider will be the green bell helmet! It fits like a glove! American 3x size!

The ruroc I will keep for fancy time! It’s carbon fiber and fits snug and comfortable! ( I have to push my ears in! 😉

It’s equipped with all that fancy in helmet communication and shit! Both of them are far superior to the black one previously pictured!

What a…..

by RoachKiller

Fucking day! Chains required over the mountain! You get down the mountain and take off your chains. 10 miles later the roads turns to black ice!

So my 3 hour ride turned into a 5 hour ride! Then another 5 hours back…..

Oh and don’t think it’s weird talking to the truck accident camera! You do what you gotta do to get the job done!

If my brain ain’t occupied I’m getting sleepy…..

I can also…..

by RoachKiller

Tell I ate outside food! I’m sweeting like a pig today! Always happens when I don’t eat at home! It’s weird!

Welp, poop time is almost over! Time to get to doing what I do…..

What a pisser….

by RoachKiller

There was a guy who started here like 2 days before me! Always had some issue going on! Wrecks, being banned from customers etc!

I came into work today to find out he’s no longer here! Man, who the fuck am I gunna send pictures of my awesomely stacked pallets? That stay stacked when I get back to the dc?

I loved doing that shit! 😉 mainly cus i always helped him restack the boards….. well that and he was always asking me for a pic of the weekly schedule!

Welp I’ve been here 6 months and have moved up the chain of solitude by 4 people…..

Pictured is my most recent taunt! Sorry, bro…..

Hey toots….

by RoachKiller

With the evil you have brought down upon me! You haven’t the right to ask anything of me! Especially telling me I need to speak to you nicely!

Comprende’ bitch?

Holy shit…..

by RoachKiller

Taxes are so much easier when it’s just you!

I actually got a refund from both the state and feds!

I haven’t seen that in years! Years I tell you! Years!

It cost me…..

by RoachKiller

$43 bucks including a 5 dollar tip. To take uber from my house to pro caliber Indian motorcycle up in Vancouver wa to get my new bike yesterday!

But since my brother didn’t take me. I am now enjoying the pizza I promised him…..

Buuurp!

I’m telling….

by RoachKiller

Ya man! I’m finally getting pretty good at this truck driving thing! Not one pallet fell over in the twisty windy curves of the 150 miles I drove this thing!

Ha! I win! 😉

There ya go….

by RoachKiller

I just proved it’s a 7.5 hour turn on that drop and hook! Wich included my 30 minutes and 2 potty breaks with bullshit time at the yard!

Bwoop bwoop!

What I love….

by RoachKiller

Is everything I buy or look at you say “ sucks!” Is that jealousy or just stupidity?

I would make a great motorcycle cop! “ pull over asshole or I’m gunna shoot your fucking tires out….. “

See! 🙂

Get a….

by RoachKiller

Job asshole!

Admit it Tom! You miss me! 😉 I never had a dispatcher quit like him…..

Admit it, you miss my fight and my no nonsense bullshit! The give him the load and forget him way I did shit!

Now you’re stuck with newbie tards, geezers who don’t want to work and princess’ who are just sure they were ment to be truck drivers….