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by RoachKiller

Sent me! Yup, a semi hollow blues boy!

Oh that’s right! I’m not supposed to talk about what I’m doing as according to Crete. It upsets my fellow employees!

Keep in mind, these are the same mother fuckers that flap their lips so much. I was able to create an ai database to run there voice print against! Just so I would have a picture and name to go with the stupidity!

And that……

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Is why you’re a perfect match for that company Gramps! All the trucks are already wrecked, so shit they will never know what new thing you hit…..

Hey Pookie……

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Are you and the rest of your crab infested ball sacks ready to roll? I’m enjoying the yellow paint festival. Y’all are leaving for everyone else to deal with……

If it wasn’t……

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For sandwiches like this. Today would’ve just been a gloomy day.!

The farmer’s daughter theory has been blown out the window. Was hoping to see some hot farmers daughters! Nope! I’ve seen plenty going the other way, a couple three’s, fours and I think I might’ve seen a 5 1/2……

Culling of the souls…..

by RoachKiller

So here’s what I’m thinking, if your people are right and Christianity is the chosen religion? Not Judaism, Buddhism, Scientology, or even Muslim!

So assuming Christianity is the chosen religion, who do you think will go first when the souls are harvested? Do you think it will be Mormons? I mean, they do follow a book written by a false prophet?

Do you think it will be Jehovah’s Witnesses? Same bullshit concept as Mormonism but just fucking stupider!

See it is questions like this that caused me to denounce the religion I grew up with which was Baptist! I found out early on 99.9% of the people that are Christians are in my opinion piles of shit! But that’s just been confirmed daily from what I’v seen and dealt with out here on the road…..

Reading a bit…..

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On this 1500’s prophecy about the last pope!

I’m just wondering but have all you evil mother fucking Christian’s come to the acceptance yet that you will soon be bowing to a new lord and savior?

My guess, y’all were figuring that you would be piles of shit in life, right up to before you die! Then repent shortly before you die?

Wich then according to your psychotic minds. Would allow you the chance at redemption to gods heavenly kingdom?

Yea, I’m thinking y’all will be taking turns sucking Satans dick!

God damn you people are some evile mother fuckers!

Praise sweet baby Jesus, amen! Roflmao!

Sorry bro……

by RoachKiller

I’ve been busy doing my own thing. I only keep track of a few of the seriously felony prone future defendants!

You’ll have to ask around to the rest of the future defendant I’ve been busy doing my own day so I don’t know what they’re doing’

My guess is there plotting more felonies I don’t know what the fuck they’re doing

I mean you’re at the yard so just go inside and start talking to the future offended!

Hey hun…..

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Do you think AI will be able to tell the difference between your fake accent and your regular voice??

I know my AI is able to decipher the difference and can actually match a voice with a person in the data base already!

So what I’ll do is over the next couple days is I will use that phone call. I just made to you and run that against the database of faces and voices. I already have! we’ll figure out exactly who I was talking to cause you’re Indian accent sucks ass, lady! Especially when you start out with an American accent…..

So how many…..

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Of you homosexuals were caught bangen a downlow brother for Easter?

Poor bastards! Luckily for the people of your religion. Homosexuality is a sin! Your own god, in his own book says, “ you will be going to hell!”

Don’t worry, I promise if I’m there too! I will occasionally walk past the pit of hell and tinkle on each and every one of you!

Not much of a reprieve from the eternal hell! Considering the sodom and gamorrah life your use to here on earth, but none the less….

Roflmao…..

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Is it just me or is Paul Stanley calling to get his royalties?

I went ahead and downloaded it! His mom said she would give me a gum job if I did!

His mom gives great gum jobs by the way!

I have been……

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Craving beef ribs, like Molly‘s in K Falls used to sell!

The last couple of days I haven’t been able to find anything so tonight ye shall be enjoying some barbecue pork ribs. As I couldn’t find any beef ribs at Wally world!

All I know is every once in a while I get a monster fucking craving for ribs and if I don’t say she ate it, I become a bigger asshole than I usually am!

I do believe….

by RoachKiller

Gramps died on the shitter at Walmart! We were all getting worried after 15 minutes of you 2 plugging up both toilets on both ends of the store!

Almost called the manager to a safety check on these two poor old bastards!

Any hoot! You smell that gramps? The smell of hard work and sweet! Something princess’s like you oddly never produce!

My guess is cus you don’t work….

Never the less! See ya in about 350 miles! That’s where I plan to wash off a hard days work….

If I know you and your cronies are gunna be there! I might even put the same spandex on and walk by you several times!

Let that smell of hard work burn into that tiny brain and nostrils!

Maybe if y’all smelled like that every once in a while y’all wouldn’t be so worried about what I’m doing!

See ya!

Why yes…..

by RoachKiller

Shoes are great, cowboy boots are great for kicking cow shit down the field.

when I really want to shove my size 12 up someone’s ass, I only wear Doc Martens for that.

The term……

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Stateside refers to moving from county jail detention to state penitentiary detention…..

Justin explanation so you don’t confuse your thoughts!