Ladies…..

You both were lovely ladies! I was eating a nacho with fresh jalapeno on it! I can appreciate your friendlyness but the bartender wouldn’t shut up so I bought you those Jell-O shots just so the dude would get me a fucking beer! My mouth was on fire!

All hail the blue moon!

Bliner is served…..

I’ve been so fucking busy working and dealing with shit. I realized I haven’t eaten since 0800 yesterday morning!

Praise sweet baby Jesus! ( that’s satire ) a truck stop hot dog makes everything better…..

And no, I won’t turn of geolocation on my photos you low rent cunt!

Don’t be…..

Saddened by my mild mannered beutifity! Be saddened I shave my beard and look 10 years + younger…..

The other question of the night is, do I like raspberries? They are from one of my fav brands’ “ limited edition!”

Yup! I like raspberry’s……

If you take a bite of a chocolate crunch bar and insert a raspberry, chew and swallow! It’s delicious……

Wow….

Those are really crispy and good! impressive feat for a vegan, gluten free cookie!

I will also say if I die of food poisoning it was probably from these….. 🙂

These too are good!

Omg….

I’m calling them fa’jit’as…..

Beef, butter nut squash, baby corn, yellow potatoes, snow pee, English cucumber, yellow peppers, onion, pear, carrot….

Topped with a sticky honey bbq sauce, Romain lettuce, Roma tomato, sour cream!

Cooked till a nice crunch on the veggies!

Why all these cooking posts? I spent the last 30 years eating road food! Nothing even close to what I’m eating every night at home! This stuff is gormet compared to road food!

So yea, I’m having a fucking blast…..

Welp I…..

Tried it! Was the breakfast buffet at $12.99 a lb good? Yes, was it worth $12.00 I spent? No!

Was it 100% vegan? I don’t know, Is pork vegan?

****UPDATE*****

Get the breakfast burrito for $5.54 it’s small but it’s real! The red skin taters rocked that fucker!

Omg….

Last time I had this for lunch! I was somewhere in Pennsylvania just trying to find some food! Although there all I had were French fries.

Here they don’t sell fries! They do however sell the best fucking sub sandwich I’ve eaten since finding vintages gas station over in new Jersey!

Omg it was fucking awesome!

Fuck subway, fuck Quiznos, fuck jimmy johns!

Oh and…..

Ladies and gents! That there is $85 food bill! Which includes $13.00 of fresh dog food! If you shop reasonable you can find killer deals!

Oh and $12 worth of lobster tails and a $9 wedge of fresh blue cheese! 12 – 2 liters of diet soda pop for $15, not to mention the 2 nice petite sirloins in there somewhere for like $7

I’m gunna eat like a fucking king for a week or so…..