Category: Revenge is sweet….

How do I…..

by RoachKiller

Say this without admiting any wrong doing! Keep in mind I’m not talking about anything social media…..

It is official, you and your friends have filled 4tb of my cloud storage. With all your everyday words, trips, buying so on and so forth!

In your unwanted advances. I scored well! All while teaching myself how to compress that much data two fold…..

So I guess, mind your own fucking business and innocent people like me won’t know more about you and everyone in your family than you do…..

With this batch of data collected from the stupid. I hope to enrich even further my compression and selective individual data collection methods….. 😉

Ya know…..

by RoachKiller

I get these premonitions! Although I own a 7000 watt generator that can power the entire house. It’s super loud and would suck for a long term back up!

Yet I have this odd feeling I’m going to be using this for some time this winter! It has more than enough power to run the furnace and hot water heater! ( both gas )

I also know I don’t want to spend big bucks for a Honda….

So I snagged this one! I’ll let you know how it works…..

I think it was…..

by RoachKiller

Kenny Rodger’s who said, “ you never count your money, Sitting at the table! there will be time enough for counting. When the dealings done!”

So you can take your little smoke ball and shove it up your ass!

Thank goodness…..

by RoachKiller

I’m a member of home title lock and that one that watches your credit report!

Well that and I don’t trust you so my non wired cameras keep an eye on all things home…..

As soon as I figure out where to put that new plant. I’ll definitely do another naked bongo session…..

Might even ask the chick that just got the new Les Paul if she wants to join…..

Oh yea….

by RoachKiller

The harassment brigade saw an xfinity truck parked out on the road by the house. So the low rent trash they are. They keep keep pulling along side and in front of the house trying to find that xfinity modem!

Their plan is the same. Hack the modem and try to gain access to my network! Wich is just another move of desperation of wann be’s and seriously fucked up people!

Either way, ROFLMAO! Good luck with that cus 2.5mb upload is way to slow for me…..

Fucking morons!

P.s. my neighbor has recorded each and every one of you dumb mother fuckers! yall really need to work on those duh faces you make while behind the wheel…..

The best so far were the Mexicans park In Front of the house yesterday! ROFLMAO!

I’ll never….

by RoachKiller

Understand! You tell me I’m late yet I’m within the delivery window.

Then I arrive early and you bitch about that! Starting to understand why I don’t give a fuck?

Claxton Georgia is where they make that claxton fruitcake! Best damn cake that would survive the apocalypse evar!

At Xmas time hostess distributes it! Fantastic shit how do I know? I hauled the shit and they gave me a couple cases to make sure ide deliver on time! 😉

I did and I ate very well for a month…..

Little did…..

by RoachKiller

I know this little fish would be an exercise in spending money!

Including the un-named fish were $200 into this little bastard!!

Yet now he is in a proper tank with proper accoutrements….. minus the floating jellyfish! I thought those were cool…. He just needs a hiding rock or log…..

He’s just a wee bit mad! 😉

I did….

by RoachKiller

My 19 stops and 360 miles today ! Fuck you, fuck you and fuck you!

Good thing they had me start an hour later than usual! I had zero.zero keys!

Added bonus, they double stacked 3 stops on top of a pumpkin bin. For 3 stops after the pumpkin bin! 😉

Oh and I found a box I needed inside one of the pumpkin bins for 2 stops back!

Other than that, Twas a piece of cake day! Praise sweet baby Jesus! I only had 2 customers bitch about the “ usual” driver! ROFLMAO!

Even a gentile can do this run…..

Well guess what…..

by RoachKiller

I had a big ole slab of pork steak, pot roast and cubed beef I had to either use or toss!

So with that said, I’m pulling another batch of my Japanese whiskey chili!

Overly meat heavy, but like I said…..

See you tomorrow little crockpot…… mmmmm!

Has the usual,

Shallots, onion, ( added some mushrooms before they went bad too! ) jalapeno ( de-seeded )!

That’s about it besides my beef bullion stock, water, tomatoe paste and I used frenches chili seasoning packet this time!

Also added 2 shots Japanese whiskey ( santory son! ), tablespoon liquid smoke, 2 tablespoon a1 and my fav bbq sauce, spicy brown mustard and a small squirt of lime juice…..

Previously soaked Pinto with unsoaked black and red beans…..

That was well…..

by RoachKiller

Worth the hassle! I got here to this giant Woodstock mud pit to find a mess!

Now the bossman told me this delivery was all on pavement and there shouldn’t be any hassle besides charging the lift trailer that’s dropped here!

So I followed the boss man’s directions exactly! To the mother fucking T!

Ofcourse using both lifts side by side as bossman told me! Cus this is pavement, member?

Ofcourse when I ran my pallet jack onto the mud it instantly got stuck!

Ofcourse when they all asked why I didn’t back lift to lift. I explained bossman told me not to! Cus I asked, “ this is a back up lift to lift deal right? He said, “ no use both lifts….. 1 at a time!

I also made sure to tell them I’m doing this exactly like the bossman told me!

Cus I care damn it! I care!

There are some people you listen to! Yea, that’s not one of them…..