Category: Revenge is sweet….

Dude…..

by RoachKiller

Can you break your tailbone? On Monday I was at work heading out the door. Raining but not bad. I step on like the 1st or second step headed down the stairs.

All I know is it was slippier than shit! My leg foot slipped off the step. Went and took out my other leg and I landed mid stair on my ass!

Spilled my fresh cold brew ta boot!

Yet for 2 days now my tail bone right by the top of my ass crack is sore as fuck! I’ve been living off of ibuprofen…..

And sitting only in the ash of the fire of Satan himself! ( you know your bible, right? )

On a good note I’ve been playing the shit out of this bitch…..

Fuck me…

by RoachKiller

I have tasted damn near every piece of fruit or vegetable that comes out out of this place! I have found my favorites like yumi blueberries, limited edition, strawberries until today!

I just picked up a newly founded greenhouse. The hydroponically grows strawberries!

I picked up the very first batch of strawberries that this place is ever harvested. All I know is that it was the best smelling best tasting strawberry I have ever fucking had!

so fucking good! So bravo to this dude and his newly founded company. Because he definitely has a winner on his hands……

And if the fruit and vegetable game doesn’t pan out, he’s set up for one hell of a weed grow shop……

How do I…..

by RoachKiller

Say this without admiting any wrong doing! Keep in mind I’m not talking about anything social media…..

It is official, you and your friends have filled 4tb of my cloud storage. With all your everyday words, trips, buying so on and so forth!

In your unwanted advances. I scored well! All while teaching myself how to compress that much data two fold…..

So I guess, mind your own fucking business and innocent people like me won’t know more about you and everyone in your family than you do…..

With this batch of data collected from the stupid. I hope to enrich even further my compression and selective individual data collection methods….. 😉

Ya know…..

by RoachKiller

I get these premonitions! Although I own a 7000 watt generator that can power the entire house. It’s super loud and would suck for a long term back up!

Yet I have this odd feeling I’m going to be using this for some time this winter! It has more than enough power to run the furnace and hot water heater! ( both gas )

I also know I don’t want to spend big bucks for a Honda….

So I snagged this one! I’ll let you know how it works…..

I think it was…..

by RoachKiller

Kenny Rodger’s who said, “ you never count your money, Sitting at the table! there will be time enough for counting. When the dealings done!”

So you can take your little smoke ball and shove it up your ass!

Thank goodness…..

by RoachKiller

I’m a member of home title lock and that one that watches your credit report!

Well that and I don’t trust you so my non wired cameras keep an eye on all things home…..

As soon as I figure out where to put that new plant. I’ll definitely do another naked bongo session…..

Might even ask the chick that just got the new Les Paul if she wants to join…..

Oh yea….

by RoachKiller

The harassment brigade saw an xfinity truck parked out on the road by the house. So the low rent trash they are. They keep keep pulling along side and in front of the house trying to find that xfinity modem!

Their plan is the same. Hack the modem and try to gain access to my network! Wich is just another move of desperation of wann be’s and seriously fucked up people!

Either way, ROFLMAO! Good luck with that cus 2.5mb upload is way to slow for me…..

Fucking morons!

P.s. my neighbor has recorded each and every one of you dumb mother fuckers! yall really need to work on those duh faces you make while behind the wheel…..

The best so far were the Mexicans park In Front of the house yesterday! ROFLMAO!

I’ll never….

by RoachKiller

Understand! You tell me I’m late yet I’m within the delivery window.

Then I arrive early and you bitch about that! Starting to understand why I don’t give a fuck?

Claxton Georgia is where they make that claxton fruitcake! Best damn cake that would survive the apocalypse evar!

At Xmas time hostess distributes it! Fantastic shit how do I know? I hauled the shit and they gave me a couple cases to make sure ide deliver on time! 😉

I did and I ate very well for a month…..

Little did…..

by RoachKiller

I know this little fish would be an exercise in spending money!

Including the un-named fish were $200 into this little bastard!!

Yet now he is in a proper tank with proper accoutrements….. minus the floating jellyfish! I thought those were cool…. He just needs a hiding rock or log…..

He’s just a wee bit mad! 😉

I did….

by RoachKiller

My 19 stops and 360 miles today ! Fuck you, fuck you and fuck you!

Good thing they had me start an hour later than usual! I had zero.zero keys!

Added bonus, they double stacked 3 stops on top of a pumpkin bin. For 3 stops after the pumpkin bin! 😉

Oh and I found a box I needed inside one of the pumpkin bins for 2 stops back!

Other than that, Twas a piece of cake day! Praise sweet baby Jesus! I only had 2 customers bitch about the “ usual” driver! ROFLMAO!

Even a gentile can do this run…..