Category: Revenge is sweet….

Actually….

by RoachKiller

What I’m thinking about doing is “ accidentally “ leaving my lift and my hand truck behind every fucking time I have a customer bitch at me and tell me I’m late!

No I’m not late. I follow the list of deliveries and move along at a decent pace. I’m sorry if they changed the routes and bumped you from first in the morning. To the second to the last stop! In the afternoon!

I’m just the driver!!! If you have an issue, please get off your ass and contact your sales person!

I have no control over if the paperwork is in my hands on time OR if the truck batteries are in working order!

I’m sorry for your frustration! I have zero.zero control over any of that shit! No I will not reload the truck at the dc to do your stop first!

If that’s an issue, please contact your sales rep! I just drive the fucking truck! My speed is set by how “fat” each pallet is I have to break down!

The fatter the pallet, the longer it takes….

I am also not a b class straight truck! I don’t haul 7,000lbs of fruit and veggies! I’m a class A truck I average 17,000 to 25,000lbs of your fruit and veggies!

What’s the moral of the fucking story? I’m tired of being chewed out by customer over shit I have no control! Comprende’? Mother fuckers…..

I am not the mother fucking complaint line!

Went out….

by RoachKiller

Today to visit family at the cemetery. Oddly realizing that a lot like Willamette national. I have family in every corner and the parts in between!

That was a tough one! The mariachi band playing in the background. Grown men tearing up! Twas a tough thing to see!

Yet it also allowed me some freedom! Mom passed at the beginning of the pandemic. All those people were dying, from places I had recently been to.

I was too nervous to come in off the road. As who knows if I had it or not! ( ended up getting it twice during the pandemic. The show that it was! )

But she passed during that time! I always felt guilty for not coming home. Finally after five years I was able to let that guilt go! So freeing it definetly was!

Of course left some flowers at a couple family graves. Atleast the ones I could find. Made the mistake of taking Mika. Ofcourse she pooped on a little kids grave! 🙂

Out of respect for whoever put the artificial flowers in the urn. I left them and just added my dozen roses!

Luckily her good sons 😉 were tall! Peace out and happy Mother’s Day!

P.s. has science yet figured out what exactly is in ambrosia salad? That was mom’s fav family gathering desert?

Ya know….

by RoachKiller

While you were busy being a worthless dooshbag. I was running through my head every conceivable outcome. Then deciding what actions I needed to take to make whatever moronic thing you just said work in my favor!

Trust me I’m not as nice a guy as you think…..

God damn….

by RoachKiller

Luckily I paid attention when I was at the Jose mangen school of taco bending

I’m getting good at this cooking thing! Yesterday’s bbq’d peppers, leek and steak! On a soft tortilla with a sour cream and bbq sauce, sauce…..

So fucking good!

Everything warmed back up except the leeks Wich adds a nice mellow onion crunch!

15 more minutes….

by RoachKiller

And I’ll be eating 1 hell of a meal! Ya snooze ya loose…..

The steak, peppers and leek I’ll let cool and prepare for tomorrow’s meal!

I will be devouring those ribs and tatters tonight! Mmmmmm!

Oh and this little packets of steak. Those are cooking in taco seasoning and extra virgin olive oil….. stay tuned for those…..

I’m a man…..

by RoachKiller

Ofcourse I’ll fire up the grill to make myself some bbq ribs and a couple potatoes!

Along with steaks for tomorrows tofu and steak tacos…..

Low slow burn to make it oh so yea….. lump charcoal made of hardwood has opened my bbq skills up budy…..

These are cool…..

by RoachKiller

And feel great! And m shocked for $50 they are sued with whatever that checkered material is! Cool beans! 😉

Oh this week it’s 6-7? Fuck if I know last time I knew it was the Macarena…..

I don’t have kids in school anymore so the current slang bullshit is unknown to me….

Well the blue ones match my bike so those are for that. The red ones I just thought were cool. The black ones I’ll definitely wear to fancy stuff! 😉

Oh fyi, wordpress strips geolocation on pics when I post…..

Anyone else….

by RoachKiller

Get as highly disappointed as I do when you find out your trolls are just imbeciles with stalking techniques!

Sad, sad day! Maybe tomorrow I gain a new smarter troll/ stalker!

In his defense though atleast his old lady was wearing her cellulite well…..

She would make an excellent skin suit for buffalo bill…..

I have got…..

by RoachKiller

To stop cooking! This here Sghetti is just as fabulous as the last! Hot ( spicy ) Italian sausage with shrooms, yellow peppers, 1 de-seeded jalapeño, eggplant, leeks and these fancy gourmet onions I posted about earlier!

Since I used a spiral noodle I used half marinara and half that orange stuff pictured!

Turned out very good! Since I’m starting a new schedule <———-~(: pronounced shhhed-u-all!

I need that extra energy to pasta will provide later today…..

See ya!

I have…..

by RoachKiller

Owned planettransexual.com for a long fucking time! Before I owned it. It was a transexual online magazine!

As you can see I own a lot of fucking domains. Some I will eventually sell. Some I have to hold on to and some I own out of spite! 😉

While most like Lincolncity.net I will do something with as soon as I figure out what it is I want to do with it!

I’ve known a lot of gays over the years! But none I would take advice from on their sexuality journey!

I am not gay, nor do I want to be a woman! In a woman, yes! Sliding in and out of various womanly parts, yes! But physically a woman, no!

I do on occasion follow certain people’s looking for that right person who knows the scene and can honestly point me in the right direction on what to do with this domain…..

Basically they would run it after I built it! They would have to be a person I could trust and someone who lives the life! without making it there total identity…..

So before you freak the fuck out about me following a tranny or a gay dude! Mind your own fucking business puto! and yes, puto is the correct name in wich I wish to call you…..

Don’t laugh…..

by RoachKiller

This is the first attempt at a 4egg omelet that actually flipped! 🙂 woo hoo!

Unfortunately or fortunately if your mika. Who managed to snag a piece of the 2nd hash brown before I could get it off the floor!

It turned out well!

4 eggs. With pepper and seasoning. Flipped and filled with shrooms and Brie cheese! Topped with a small squirt of that wonderful Polynesian sauce I found at Safeway…..

Ok someone…..

by RoachKiller

Help me out here…. When I was a kid I worked a summer job at the graziano farm over off lake road! Don’t look for it now as it’s a subdivision!

But we picked radishes and green onions! Or as we called them “ leeks”!

Now this picture is of actual leeks! Fucking huge leeks, none the less, leeks!

So what are these?

I know them from work as green onion, iced or not iced! Bagged or not bagged!

What the fuck are they? I know there is another name…..

All I really know now is, I really like scallions! A mix of onion and garlic all in one ball! Mmmmm…..

And this is…..

by RoachKiller

Why people like you should be shot and put down like the low rent, rustler wearing cunts you are!

Repair bill below
Home Depot geriatric cunt! So gramps you said you would pay my deductible considering you had no insurance!
Repair bill below
Door ding with orange paint!

What are they doing? Removing the dents and repainting all 4 doors…..

In about 6 months I’ll be buying one of these….. fucking wicked nice!

Omg, brilliant…..

by RoachKiller

Fresh spicy Italian sausage, chopped eggplant, chopped fresh mushrooms!

All cooked together starting with the eggplant and ending with the spicy meat! cooked with Italian spice, pepper, yellow onion, soy sauce, a squirt of spicy brown mustard and a small squirt of bbq sauce!

Added fresh chopped tomato a few minutes before taking off the stove!

The sauce was half a jar of marinara and half a jar of tomato basil Sghetti sauce! All cooked together with meat and veggies!