Category: Revenge is sweet….

Oh man….

by RoachKiller

That was a fun ride! Went to go buy some heirloom tomatoes I delivered yesterday, today!

Hopped on the bike and headed that way! Got lost, ended up in estacada! Turned around, got lost again and finally ended up in boring!

Luckily the place was still open! Scored these lovely heirlooms and came home.

All while realizing I just rode 45 miles to no where…..

Yall gotta get one of these bikes! Even when I was getting pelted by flying insects. What a blast!

To top a wonderful day of work, riding and life! I will be cooking on this stove for the very last time! Yes, come in a few days. The new stove will be installed and life goes on!

Man what a great day!

I just heard…..

by RoachKiller

The news! Due to the fact I refuse to play this stupid ass game. You’re going to cut my hours? ROFLMAO! is it alright if I start fucking with my fellows like they have fucked with me over the last 9 months?

I will gladly play that game! Twill be much meaner from me but hells yea! I’ll gladly fuck a few of those dinks up!

Oh and fyi, spoke with my neighbor! She had a different view of the jumping beans banging on doors!

Her batch of stupid were much older and literally beat on her door! I don’t know what’s wrong with you people! Anyone who would do that to scare a little old lady and her sick husband. Deserves to get squished! Low rent cunts…..

Obviously they weren’t having an issue as one of the jumping beans had a phone strapped to her face in the video…..

Are you mad brah…..

by RoachKiller

That a mortal man like me can make not only your mom and your sister scream in ecstasy like that? Yet im pretty sure I could even make your aunt scream with pleasure!

All while you can’t even find a partner to even do the humpty dance with!

Jajaja, laoooooooser!

Gotta admit, it is a cool car……

It was nice to see the girlfriend skip all the way back to her apartment when I dropped her off last night! I can go to sleep tonight knowing “ a job well done!”…..

You’re not….

by RoachKiller

Going to believe this! Just called insurance to add the brand new car, right! They explained to me that my payment is $7 less a month now!

I am paying for full coverage with the lowest deductible possible! $70 a month!

No fucking shit! I’m guessing those 5 million accident free OTR miles are finally paying off! 🙂

( ps. Yes do the driving tracker in the insurance app! Already dropped my insurance monthly rate $30 a month since I started using it! )

First…..

by RoachKiller

Your obviously not as religious as you say you are! Remember it’s a sin to get tattoos….

Second I can tell I tickled a raw spot! You were snorting like a bull who just got his testicles banded…..

Bwoop bwoop!

Stop believing…..

by RoachKiller

The bullshit you read on the internet from random haters and trolls!

I did damn good on the new car purchase yesterday! I’ll tell the whole story on a vblog soon!

But here’s what I can tell you. I got the trade in value for the hotrod! I got the 8 year warranty! And I did it for $3 over my set budget!

So yea, I did good considering the warranties now for 8 years cost an easy $5000 not including window repair and or gap insurance…..

Notice the smoked taillights….. and yes it has sport mode! Bwoop bwoop!

My day?

by RoachKiller

That picture should explain it! Nope not the first time today either! As where I picked up those milk crate? Yea they decided to fill a milk crate with old wine bottle corks and caps!

Second time today I had to pick up a spill like that! Sad part is, not one customer ordered a flat of cherry tomatoes!

Figure that one out!

On a good note I found that case of lettuce in cello that I was missing at the second stop! Yup, it showed up on the last pallet at the second to the last stop!

Not to mention my drop dead time was 0200 and I didn’t finally get out of here until 03:15 waiting for paperwork!

Am I hostile? No not really! I am hostile to whoever packed that candy pallet! That too was eventually picked up off the floor! 🙂

Over all it Twas a decent day! Definitely wryly one to remember…..

Actually….

by RoachKiller

What I’m thinking about doing is “ accidentally “ leaving my lift and my hand truck behind every fucking time I have a customer bitch at me and tell me I’m late!

No I’m not late. I follow the list of deliveries and move along at a decent pace. I’m sorry if they changed the routes and bumped you from first in the morning. To the second to the last stop! In the afternoon!

I’m just the driver!!! If you have an issue, please get off your ass and contact your sales person!

I have no control over if the paperwork is in my hands on time OR if the truck batteries are in working order!

I’m sorry for your frustration! I have zero.zero control over any of that shit! No I will not reload the truck at the dc to do your stop first!

If that’s an issue, please contact your sales rep! I just drive the fucking truck! My speed is set by how “fat” each pallet is I have to break down!

The fatter the pallet, the longer it takes….

I am also not a b class straight truck! I don’t haul 7,000lbs of fruit and veggies! I’m a class A truck I average 17,000 to 25,000lbs of your fruit and veggies!

What’s the moral of the fucking story? I’m tired of being chewed out by customer over shit I have no control! Comprende’? Mother fuckers…..

I am not the mother fucking complaint line!