by RoachKiller That in your need to be important the people you canceled in turned canceled you?
More than likely, you canceled yourself.. …
Don’t look at me, I I hate everybody exactly the same. And I sure the fuck ain’t gonna take my time to cancel you! We’re too busy trying to prepare your stay at your local penitentiary….
by RoachKiller Paco! Maybe come up with a new threat! Maybe something more substantial than, ewww ahh, you have my email, eww ahh you watch porn, eww ahh……
God damn, like can the trucker tarded come up with anything fucking new?
by RoachKiller Whoda thunk.that the Egyptian people would sell out the pyramids of Giza to Bass Pro shops and ducks Unlimited?
I’m almost ashamed to look at them now, but just look at the beauty of the pyramid of Giza. It’s so shiny……
by RoachKiller I didn’t delete it huh? Roflmao! Morons!
by RoachKiller What is the secret to a long marriage? Well considering the old lady and I have been together well over 30 years! Here are a few of my secrets…..
1 – one of you be on the road 25+ days a month!
2 – choose your battles! ( the biggest thing evar! )
3 – learn how to say your sorry! ( most important! )
4 – have sex as many times per day as any human possibly can! Or until she throws up a white flag and says, “ I’m to sore!”
5 – any chance you get, never forget those little things your spouse likes and get them on occasion! ( unless they are flowers then kick that bitch to the curb and find a real wife! )
6 – the biggest and most important! When they stop selling her favorite green tea drink at Costco on the west coast! Make the effort to find it in another state! Even if that means, I know a guy who knows a guy whose brother is a truck driver….. )
The v8, water and shrimp are for me! The tea is for her…..
Praise sweet baby Jesus! ( I just can’t stop….. 😉
by RoachKiller This set!
Only after getting rejection from the old lady on all of these…..
by RoachKiller There is plenty of me to go around! Just let me grab my walker…..
by RoachKiller I’m looking at the customer complaints on your fited sheet holder. You know, the one you released shortly after I said, I was working on one!
Man, all I need to do is send a freebie of my version. To every customer of yours who left a complaint. I’ll bet you I’ll be able to sell 5000 units in the snap of your finger!
And you can’t figure out why I’ve waited so long to release mine. Other than the fact, perfection takes time! I like to think that I can stand behind what I do. Be proud of the workmanship and quality.
Obviously, something that you’re not capable of doing…..
by RoachKiller I finally had to throw away my daughter’s wax lips! Which unlike her dad, she was too cool to wear!
by RoachKiller Originally started out as an old apple + game like Aztec. It very quickly morphed into something better!
Never actually got to use that name for it. It done morphed so quickly!
Really thinking about using it for the un-morphed version of that game!
Stay tuned…..
Yes that’s snow and you would not believe where it’s falling at!
by RoachKiller Discovered! Send army to earth!
With love, decepticons! Xoxo
P.s. we are about to get our asses kicked by a Volkswagen bug!
by RoachKiller My voice to text works fucking excellent. It’s not a full-blown standalone engine. It works off of your standard phone engine, Siri whatever Google uses, I can fucking remember.
Now it’s just time to add some add-ons such as voice command prompts like adding punctuation! All I had to do to get it to work 92% correct is removed one background frequency and talk directly at the phone…..
It works in a very severe background, noise environment like my truck. As I’m talking to you now I have the usual truck a.k.a. 18 wheeler background noise, including an open window……
All ambient, no tech-support headset required……
by RoachKiller Weeks for it to arrive direct from associated electronics. Wasn’t planning on getting one, but they had a warehouse sale of scratch and dent. So I figure why the fuck not…..
by RoachKiller Sad I have the coolest phone holder evar!
by RoachKiller You don’t need to tell me twice! Bwoop bwoop
by RoachKiller To pass off me going to that tattoo shop as your genius traffic driving skills? Roflmao!
God, you really are fucking insane…..
by RoachKiller My husbandly duties!
That saying is true,
“ if you fart in a Bbw store, can anyone smell it?”
by RoachKiller In that eyeglass case was paper packing to make it look full! This newspaper page was in there. This is just as much fun as the eyeglass case!
The very first thing I google translated…..
by RoachKiller To all! I hope everyone had a happy and safe Christmas!
My time to brag!
My youngest bought me the coolest, Phone holder! Along with the greatest fender guitar evar! Not to mention this wicked cool ford fender light up pick holder! Love you too CRISSY!
My oldest brought back some wickedly groovy gifts from overseas too!
Everything is in Japanese so I’ll guess! A ichiran ramen noodle kit! A pint of Santory whiskey! A guitar pick from a little street vendor in Taipei Taiwan, and a neat eye glass case from a shop in Japan! love you Les!
I’m telling you I have the coolest kids! Sadly, no neck ties this year! 😉
Merry Xmas to all!
by RoachKiller Wich one is the real Mika? 😉
