by RoachKiller Getting my sleeve worked on and those vaccine shots yesterday! I am thoroughly spent!
All my muscles ache! My arms hurt and now I’m peeing with multiple streams!
Even after a full 10 hour sleep last night!
So I think I’m gunna kick back, grab a monster soda and get to getting while the getting is good!
by RoachKiller That hurts!
by RoachKiller I do not give any of you permission to inhale my scent! Especially with as delicious as I smell today!
Even my ass smells like strawberries! All though I will allow a few of you ladies a lick of my sweet ass! It’s an invitation only lick and unless you have been notified previously to this post, you weren’t invited!
by RoachKiller I went to the slums and got me a grape slurpee! well worth dodging gunfire, sex offenders and drug addicts….. so basically I had to dodge anyone you know….
All hail the grape slurpee!
by RoachKiller Has outlasted another otterbox defender ( dad model ) case again! This phone has been dropped and fallen out of the truck so many times I lost count!
The case gave its life for this phone!
Praise sweet baby Jesus!
by RoachKiller My helmet holders arrived!
Pretty Neto! Not as neat as my helmet but pretty cool!
I bought that predator helmet a few years ago! Hand painted and built by some dude in Indonesia!
by RoachKiller Why you don’t fuck with someone who ain’t fucking with you…. Comprende’
That’s right about the time I contacted support to find out why my system started throwing error codes…..
Oh did I forget to mention I kinda know a guy, who knows a guy who helped right the code…..
by RoachKiller Tik toks today of my so called fellow employees video taping full experiences at shippers and receivers!
Wow, has the cunt generation fallen that far already? Unless something big has happened or the vicious shipping clerk has threatened to ass fuck you!
There is zero reason to record anything at a shipper or receiver! 99.9% of the time a giant sign is posted that says, “ no cameras allowed!”
Yet here generation cunt is, video taping everything in hopes of becoming tik tok famous…..
How cunty!
by RoachKiller Feeds will be broadcasted via keithroth.com!
Spent the last couple days working on the graphics. I think you’re going to dig it. And if you look real closely, you might get to see a semi naked butt cheek…..
by RoachKiller A grandpa yet! I have about 2 months before my status as a “ secondary dad in training “ status is officially turned into grandpa status!
Please allow me some privacy in this difficult time to adjust to the name and status change!
I will also need time to prepare to not remember wich is wich! So my hunt for the “ hello my name is” shirt stickers is in high gear!
Praise sweet baby Jesus! Hail Satan! Ali Alah ahkbar! Boba fet is god….. etc etc….
by RoachKiller Sent me! Yup, a semi hollow blues boy!
Oh that’s right! I’m not supposed to talk about what I’m doing as according to Crete. It upsets my fellow employees!
Keep in mind, these are the same mother fuckers that flap their lips so much. I was able to create an ai database to run there voice print against! Just so I would have a picture and name to go with the stupidity!
by RoachKiller That ai bot is spot on with the dog to human transformation!
by RoachKiller A gamer! Not even close! Of those 8 games. 2 came with the system and 3 I downloaded for the kids!
So sack boy, lawn mowing and pac-man world are my vibe!
And if I could find hydro thunder I would be in dad game heaven!
by RoachKiller Who are going to be having twins soon. I did a little research and decided on a car seat / stroller system!
Now my daughter is getting ready to have twins soon and even though they already have 2 car seats. They don’t have anything yet for strollers!
Since she is dealing with twins. I wanted to find a system that would eleviate all the hassle of pulling each kid out. Stuffing them in the stroller 1 by one!
This is by far the best I found! You stuff the kid in the car seat in the car. You then remove the car seat carrier from the mount in the car and proceed to mount those little bastards. Still in there car seats. To the stroller!
Thus saving time, attention and the possibilities of the little bastards rolling away….. all while getting the second little monster out…..
I bought this on sale, 2 car seats and 1 double stroller for $350.00! Reasonably priced system that had a lot of good reviews!
Added bonus, when the kids get older. They can not only sit in the stroller. It can be converted so they can stand and ride too…..
Jesus it even has a bubble indicator! Even a dad who does “ construction” can install and use this thing! Cmon…..
by RoachKiller 
Right now it’s between these 4! That hypermotard looks like way to much fun but the street fighter honestly looks like I would kill myself…..
The pinigal is super lightweight and of course the super sport s is budget friendly fast…..
Still looking and deciding! Fuck who knows I might just go buy a slick Indian and call it a day!
Maybe even a royal enfield! That shotgun and hunter models look real goods! 70’s Yamaha style…..
by RoachKiller I have been banned off the greasy faced dispatchers TikTok page! Omg, whatever will I do?
I didn’t even follow the mescaline faced woman and yet there she was! Over and over and over! Even after clicking “ not interested! “ Her entire post feed! Roflmao! With her went all the rest of the trucker tarded videos that were bombarding my feed!
Praise sweet baby Jesus the stupid is gone! Fer now!
Most of all the truck accident videos disappeared too! Praise sweet baby Jesus! 99% of all those accident videos those drivers are so proud to post. Could have been avoided if there Tiny little brains would have dropped their giant fucking egos and slowed the fuck down…..
Praise sweet baby Jesus!
FYI, the empty trailer slid in the mud pit while I was in taking a shit!
I was so scared! Of the shit, not the trailer!
by RoachKiller I’m just watching the show….
FYI, during the day, this thing moves like you wouldn’t believe! Way cool!
#traintrackr
by RoachKiller Gotta do the ritual fighting with dispatch because once again they’re playing their little fucking bullshit games! Gotta find a new job I’m better than this low iq special ed high school shit!
I mean, I no longer hop into the truck. And think I’m going to work! I hop in the truck and realize I’m headed back to high school! I’m dealing with people with the IQ and mentality of fucking high schoolers.!
Anyway, I stop and do the ritual bullshit with dispatch pretending like I give a fuck anymore! And I see this…..
I don’t know whether it was a man or woman, in a four-door gray Chevy full-size pick up truck. The dude had black hair whether it was wig or what I don’t know! But I swear to God, he was wearing a Dead Skin Mask on his fucking face!
Nobody could have a face that looks like that unless they have a face transplant or a Dead Skin Mask! The shit I see out here on the road is fucking aw inspiring
Just remember when you hire on at Crete carriers or Schaefer trucking, you’re not hiring on to a quality company. You’re hiring on to a fucking high school……
And don’t forget to say, praise sweet baby Jesus, after every sentence….
by RoachKiller I have had 5 people in the last couple months tell me they are in punk bands! Oddly they have some weird ass name! Almost as if it’s the same name I just can’t comprehend a meaning for…..
Any hoot, I don’t give a shit! Really! I don’t care! I can appreciate your shared stories. I’m just not a fan of punk music…..
by RoachKiller Right now? update, update, update…..
