Category: Stupid Stuff

It’s official…..

by RoachKiller

Baby B has been born! Mom and sons are doing well! Both weighed around 7.5 lbs!

They were concerned about baby B having to be taken out via cesarean section! Luckily both were delivered naturally!

Babies all have 10 fingers and toes, all chromosomes accounted for ( roflmao, that’s something you can’t say, huh? ) and unfortunately there was no Baby C as grandpa was hoping for!

With parents permission I will post a picture of William and Clark when available!

All hail RA!

Yea I see it! My 89 years young look is coming through……

I am officially…

by RoachKiller

A grandpa as of one hour ago! Baby a has been hatched! We all await the hatching of baby B!

So upon this outcome, I can no longer use the word Gramps as a derogatory name for old people! So now I may only refer to them as geezers, geriatrics or old people. As I don’t want to confuse you into thinking, I’m talking about myself……

I would like to say congratulations to my beautiful daughter and her husband! I cannot wait to see some pictures of these two beautiful young lads.

And delusions of Granger are already dancing through my head as to how I can spoil these two little kids as only a grandpa can…..

The very first…..

by RoachKiller

Ko propo radio I ever bought was from Tammie’s hobbies! I go there now and they don’t even know what it is! It’s a sad day ;(

But if I’m spending that kind of money I definetly want one in my hands first!

Cus the one I’m looking at is damn near double that price…..

It’s simple…..

by RoachKiller

After having to constantly replace the sprinkler heads after the kids would mow the lawn. Yea I stopped using it!

So I went and picked up this really adjustable, cheap sprinklers from ace hardware! I was shocked how adjustable these things are! From a small area to a large area these things actually work better than the inground system!

Added bonus you can daisy chain them together and basically do the same shit an in ground does only without the monster hassle!

$18 for 2 at ace…..

Longevity is unknown but I’m sure you can get atleast a summer out of them…..

That’s how…..

by RoachKiller

It’s done pookie! Take notice of the mat under the skillet! Simple Amazon high heat cooking mat! Keeps the table from melting!

Best present my old lady ever done did buy me!

Uses a portion of the power a microwave does! Added buns, it cleans with the wipe of a cloth!

You still have to idle a bit for long cooks but nothing like a microwave!

Matter of fact lasko here uses more power than this fucking skillet!

In between…..

by RoachKiller

Getting my sleeve worked on and those vaccine shots yesterday! I am thoroughly spent!

All my muscles ache! My arms hurt and now I’m peeing with multiple streams!

Even after a full 10 hour sleep last night!

So I think I’m gunna kick back, grab a monster soda and get to getting while the getting is good!

Sorry ladies….:

by RoachKiller

I do not give any of you permission to inhale my scent! Especially with as delicious as I smell today!

Even my ass smells like strawberries! All though I will allow a few of you ladies a lick of my sweet ass! It’s an invitation only lick and unless you have been notified previously to this post, you weren’t invited!

My phone…..

by RoachKiller

Has outlasted another otterbox defender ( dad model ) case again! This phone has been dropped and fallen out of the truck so many times I lost count!

The case gave its life for this phone!

Praise sweet baby Jesus!

And that’s…..

by RoachKiller

Why you don’t fuck with someone who ain’t fucking with you…. Comprende’

That’s right about the time I contacted support to find out why my system started throwing error codes…..

Oh did I forget to mention I kinda know a guy, who knows a guy who helped right the code…..

Watched multiple…..

by RoachKiller

Tik toks today of my so called fellow employees video taping full experiences at shippers and receivers!

Wow, has the cunt generation fallen that far already? Unless something big has happened or the vicious shipping clerk has threatened to ass fuck you!

There is zero reason to record anything at a shipper or receiver! 99.9% of the time a giant sign is posted that says, “ no cameras allowed!”

Yet here generation cunt is, video taping everything in hopes of becoming tik tok famous…..

How cunty!

I am not…..

by RoachKiller

A grandpa yet! I have about 2 months before my status as a “ secondary dad in training “ status is officially turned into grandpa status!

Please allow me some privacy in this difficult time to adjust to the name and status change!

I will also need time to prepare to not remember wich is wich! So my hunt for the “ hello my name is” shirt stickers is in high gear!

Praise sweet baby Jesus! Hail Satan! Ali Alah ahkbar! Boba fet is god….. etc etc….

Guess what they …..

by RoachKiller

Sent me! Yup, a semi hollow blues boy!

Oh that’s right! I’m not supposed to talk about what I’m doing as according to Crete. It upsets my fellow employees!

Keep in mind, these are the same mother fuckers that flap their lips so much. I was able to create an ai database to run there voice print against! Just so I would have a picture and name to go with the stupidity!