The guitar strap artistry in America sucks ass. When you have to order your hand made custom leather guitar straps from Argentina!

The guitar strap artistry in America sucks ass. When you have to order your hand made custom leather guitar straps from Argentina!

When this overseas release only, prototype jersey showed up. It was the wrong size and I was too fat to wear it!
Today is a much different story! Fucker is way baggy and fits like a 4x goalie, only better!
Bwoop bwoop!
Unfortunately it doesn’t have my pentagram logo and numbered 666, but hey it’s still fucking cool!

Don’t be looking at my pp bulge lady! My eyes are ip here…..
Oh and the reason all those jerseys look like alter boy alb’s? It totally went along with the theme….
Ladies! This is what you’re missing every morning and sometimes night!

Of work cut out for you, boy!
Unless it’s something I’m paid for outside of the ford fender name! You will always see my nft pic on it somewhere…..
As I prefer to do everything with an unknown pen name! I don’t need the hassle of my stalkers / groupies nor do the people I do business with…..
Is this twat? That definitely ain’t me…..
Is that another one of my “ groupies” stupid shit again?
No that’s not me!
Rolling you geezer? I see you stopped by the pilot where I’m resetting and made them aware of my presence! Or did you call this time?
I figured you could atleast be a man and stand behind your trollism! Yet I digress, that would require you to be some form of a man!
Either way, I’m resetting my hours and could give 2 shits about you or your batch of stupid!
P.s. hotdogs on potato buns is really good!

Yes I know, I am sexy as fuck! Ladies, go enter your name In The website for your chance to go on an all expenses paid date night with me! Yes, you will be paying all expenses!
So far you will be 1 of 213 entrants…..
We unbox this bad boy! It should fit in the closet in the truck….
We shall see!

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Spent the last couple days working on the graphics. I think you’re going to dig it. And if you look real closely, you might get to see a semi naked butt cheek…..
I’ve been working on a song called, “sacrifice the whore”. The wife said if I ever post a song to iTunes or Spotify she will be the first one to buy it!
Roflmao, I’m thinking about releasing “ Mary had a little dead lamb!”….. I wonder if she will buy that?
My Ibanez prestige telecaster arrived! Woot woot!
