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Oh everyone knows I’m drug free! The whole reason I split from my stoner wife! That tsa finger print fbi background check thingy is good incentive to stay drug free! Brah!

So let’s see what comes around in a few days! ROFLMAO!

Well yesterday….

by RoachKiller March 5, 2026

Was a first! I have never driven a day cab Volvo in the snow! I did yesterday!

I also have never driven a Volvo day cab in the snow that would not allow me to stay in 1 gear for more than 15 seconds!

See with a little work and determination you to can do a mountain of firsts….. 😉

Yup…..

by RoachKiller March 5, 2026

That is what you think it is! I’ve been waiting 4 months for a box of those breadsticks to hit the free bin!

I don’t like to get greedy when it comes to the freebies! Those I most definitely was!

Oh and I found Mika’s leash in my pocket again! 😉

Oh it was worth the wait!

Tell her…

by RoachKiller March 5, 2026

Be at my place by 12 o’clock this afternoon with those Hooters free bird’en and we can discuss……

If she’s not there by noon today, life goes on…..

God damn…..

by RoachKiller March 4, 2026

I’m fucking cranky! It’s my Monday and I walk in to mass amounts of information being thrown at me that I won’t need till tomorrow!

Sure hope my tiny brain can keep from imploding today! Luckily tonight’s an easy ride! Praise sweet baby Jesus! 🙂

And that fresh ramen was way overloaded with garlic! I can still smell it today…..

Tastes exactly…..

by RoachKiller March 4, 2026

Like Wendy’s chilie only with a bit more kick! Oddly I now have a lunch bucket to take to work…..

Time to fart up some of these trucks! I promise you it will actually smell better!

So have…..

by RoachKiller March 4, 2026

You figured out how you and your “ friends” will be removed from any and all liability yet?

We’re several years into this and you still manage to find people stupid enough to do your bidding! All while maintaining full liability on themselves and you…..

God damn….

by RoachKiller March 4, 2026

Told you I could do better! 🙂

I am impressed with how good this thing works! I have been noticing an increase in my hawking of loogies the last week! A bit of tightness in my lungs…..

It’s showing in my sleep data on my Apple Watch…..

Hang tight…..

by RoachKiller March 3, 2026

I’m watching the show homo-erectus and the babbling idiots are puting on today! Of course I powered there nonsense with a bit of my own nonsense…..

Man these low rent wanna be’s sure do love to text each other……

Bwoop bwoop!

Dude, I’m having….

by RoachKiller March 3, 2026

A blast at work! I do my job and roll on home! It’s quit the bit of fun!

Now they are pulling the Crete move! They offer me a run and then tell another driver that it was there run and I stole it!

Classic dispatch move! That way they can concentrate the employee hate on the strongest person and move it away from themselves!

No, I pulled in after my run. Asked, “ hey you got anything else?” They handed me the paperwork and away I went!

I didn’t walk into the dispatch office and find some bills and go, “ I’ll take that one!” Nope!

Still having the time of my life! Added bonus, the free veggies and fruit is really, really, really good! 🙂

Because of this I have a new berry addiction! or should I say, berry, salad, coleslaw, yellow and orange peppers! Not to mention my brussel sprout mainljning issue! 😉

And yes it’s a known fact that driving between 0300-0600 is difficult! The earths gravitational pull is at its strongest! Wich in turn makes awake time even harder! that’s usually my most talkative and fidgety time!

This explains my high caffeine intake and occasional 15 minute roadside naps! As any safe and attentive driver will tell you!

Google it you dumb mother fuckers!

FYI, I found a flavored Brie that is just fantastic!