Category: Road Life

What Life on the road as a truck driver is really like!

See…..

by RoachKiller

I know it’s hard to tell but I did your special run today! It’s also difficult to know that I did not put any new dents, scratches or dings in this ride!

I’m sure you’re familiar with all of them! You did them right? 😉

I mean it does have 93.000 miles on it and just as many issues…..

Just kick back…..

by RoachKiller

And watch the show! Right now the princess’s are trying to assert their dominance!

Don’t worry, they will eventually crumble! They always do!

So in the mean time, just kick back, watch the show and realize you’re far better than any of them…..

What’s wrong…..

by RoachKiller

Pookie? Don’t have the balls to actually steal the car? That is your intentions right? Only logical thing I can think of!

Either way I would highly recommend growing a pair……

Havent even….

by RoachKiller

Even made it ipstairs at work this am and I’ve already been told to “ fuck off” once this morning!

ROFLMAO! I shit ye not!

The signs that you really are that good…..

Welcome to……

by RoachKiller

Philadelphia!! Or maybe I’m in South Chicago? Or maybe I’m fucking stuck on the loop in Atlanta! Yeah that’s it. I gotta be stuck on the fucking loop in Atlanta in rush-hour…

Just gave……

by RoachKiller

Away one of my old church of Satan baphomet T-shirts. No I don’t think anything of them. It’s just you know a shirt with a satanic cross on it. Powered by Anton Lavey and COS!

A lot like a Republican wears a Maga hat, or a cop wears a badge. It means nothing to me. It’s just part of what I do what I wear.

Like wearing a king diamond T-shirt……

Anyway, it made her smile. So it’s nice to see that even an old t-shirt has power….. 🙂

That was well…..

by RoachKiller

Worth the hassle! I got here to this giant Woodstock mud pit to find a mess!

Now the bossman told me this delivery was all on pavement and there shouldn’t be any hassle besides charging the lift trailer that’s dropped here!

So I followed the boss man’s directions exactly! To the mother fucking T!

Ofcourse using both lifts side by side as bossman told me! Cus this is pavement, member?

Ofcourse when I ran my pallet jack onto the mud it instantly got stuck!

Ofcourse when they all asked why I didn’t back lift to lift. I explained bossman told me not to! Cus I asked, “ this is a back up lift to lift deal right? He said, “ no use both lifts….. 1 at a time!

I also made sure to tell them I’m doing this exactly like the bossman told me!

Cus I care damn it! I care!

There are some people you listen to! Yea, that’s not one of them…..

Man o man…..

by RoachKiller

Who ever does the run I did yesterday ( Tuesday ) is pissing off a bunch of customers! I dunno who it is, I guess they have red hair? Anyhoot, 3 of the 15 stops complained how shitty that driver was!

Now I ain’t passing that along to anyone. It’s more than likely the usual cracka cockroach bullshit!

Yet it was nice to hear them say they prefer me…..

If and when….

by RoachKiller

I become like the old man I just witnessed at a stop light! Duh look, mouth agape, obviously no signs of intelligent life inside!

Please oh please put me out of my misery stat!

Today has not…..

by RoachKiller

Been a good day for brown sugar or blueberries!

The sugar, yea that imploded on the pallet. The blueberries imploded when they hit the ground….

I’m shocked too cus I have had mushrooms and cherry tomatoes up the wazzoo…..

The same guy…..

by RoachKiller

I watched back into a stop sign, pull out of the dc door with his plate scraping and the dock door open.

Tells me he is not required to follow the exact same steps In Delivery as everyone else!

God damn that dudes a fucking twat….

I guess incompetence is the key to success…..

God damn…..

by RoachKiller

I gotta move slower! I’m leaving money on the table! 😉

Considering that was 17 stops and I started 1.5 hours after my drop dead time…..

And yes, “ I know I’m good!” I hear that atleast 3 – 10 times a day!

My momma also told me I’m special! So there’s that too….. :;)

You realize……

by RoachKiller

There are so many sex offenders where you live. I’m sure I can find one that looks just like you! Male female doesn’t matter…..

I also hear it’s legal to post those! It also doesn’t hurt that I can hint at customers that photo looks just like you…..

So keep fucking with me, you will find out exactly how evil I can be…..

What a day…..

by RoachKiller

Yesterday! Finally broke down and went to get some new “ work “ sunglasses! These here raybans I bought 5 years ago have just about had it!

So I grabbed my prescription and headed to the eyeglass place!

Since I already have a new pair of raybans that I will not use for work. I decided on buying the house brand! Oddly I had no idea it was buy 1 get one free!

So I got 2 pairs of work sunglasses! 🙂 while the girlfriend got a pair of sunglasses and regular glasses!

So for like $300 I scored 4 pairs….. not a bad day of shopping……

After that, I finally made it home! Had a bowl of cereal and passed the fuck out…..

Betchya…..

by RoachKiller

If you dropped one of these in that bitches suppository. She would finally shut the fuck up…..