What Life on the road as a truck driver is really like!
by RoachKiller Show or that old show “ pretender “ and you will know exactly what I live with…..
Now the shows portray far beyond my abilities but 136 gets me damn close! Notice the characters in both those shows have their own individual skills and qwerks…..
Worser of all, what the fuck is this shit? I don’t have a smart remote so does lg think I’m going to type questions in to the ai bot? WTF?
And why did the update turn on close captioning?
by RoachKiller What I have lived out of for the last 30 years! A few laundry bags and a shower backpack!
That stack there is all clothes that I wear and fit! The half bag is all of my puma ankle socks! I had no idea I owned that many pairs of puma socks! 😉
When you think about it! OTR trucking is just a hard fucking life! Especially if you’re any good at it…..
On a good note I took 2 massive garbage bags filled with old clothes to goodwill today! So if you like 3x belly shirts! You’re gunna find some good finds!
Me a 3x long fits perfect! Without sporting my hang belly! 🙂
Now you realize that my new gig, they are promising 50 – 60 hours a week! Home nights and weekends! it’s been over 30 fucking years since the last time I was paid overtime!
I’ll fucking take it! That’s far better than 70+ hours a week with zero time and a half! Sleeping in the truck somewhere in the 48 states…..
by RoachKiller This funny, dude!
It just disappeared for a long while during the demonic oppression years I was married to the stoned, demon spawn of satan……
by RoachKiller Please tell my social media stalker to “ SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU WELFARE SUCKING PILE OF SHIT!
FYI, the 2 words I find the most despicable in the English language! “ SHUT UP!”
So if I’m using them, that’s a good sign you have hit my tolerance and a good defense will probably be in your best interests…..
by RoachKiller In your slides mother fuckers!
by RoachKiller Everyone is loving the smell of these candles!
Bought some small ones for the bedroom! Tonight’s flavor is snickerdoodle…..
by RoachKiller But I’ve made it 337 channels!
by RoachKiller I got enough stinky candles to make you all happy!
by RoachKiller That’s the 4th bug eyed dumbass I’ve had drive by my house in as many days!
What’s wrong? yall confused as to what’s going on?
My guess, yall think your gunna get something your not! Especially with those bizarre ass, lazy bug eyes yall are sporting!
Too funny! Same stupid shit, different day!
Is it just me or are coffee names as stupid as weed names?
Except Columbia supremo! That one’s cool…..
by RoachKiller Have that kind of effect on women!
by RoachKiller Or am I just smart enough to know that’s a scent that women love?
by RoachKiller They were wearing flak jackets! Nope, but they look real close!
Flak jackets are what military and white supremesis’s like to wear! Aka skin heads…..
by RoachKiller Pee tests in 1 week! At this rate I can float myself back home!
Seriously I was just sure they were going to have me do one yesterday! So I over prepared! Nope, I managed to sweet talk the drug test lady into making me an appointment today!
Everywhere and I mean everywhere is booked up until next week sometime! if not longer!
Fiji, the drug test king of waters! 1 bottle always makes me have to pee!
So which of you ladies would like to come hold the sample container for me? Please!
by RoachKiller What the crazies are up to! They no longer exist to me since I quit Crete!
Of course they will have a batch of die hard dumbass’s! Eventually they will get bored and disappear…..
Yet the new batch of dumbfounded neck rubbers will increases!
Stay tuned…..
by RoachKiller Steak and the good dogfood tonight mother fuckers! I’m thinking tomorrow I really want to do some Uber Eats!
Yes, I really want to try that shit! Sounds like fucking fun to me….
If the car will pass ( considering I now have 2 fucking dents to my car thanks to that rustler wearing pile of shit at Fred meyers! And that geriatric pile of shit who backed into it at Home Depot! ) I would also like to try just regular uber!
So I think I’m gunna do it! Since I got a week of not working while they do all the paperwork shit!
You should have seen how happy the dog was when I put her water fountain bowl back in service! I think she knows that means we are staying home!
Kind of funny isn’t it? Slc’s driver of the year quit in the middle of his reign! ROFLMAO! Fucking morons!
by RoachKiller Car in SLC was a $330 initial investment! I arrive here to drop it off and now my initial investment, or money spent was $82 for car fee and $60 in gas!
So for $142 I made it home! with a refund of $182.00
Added bonus I just got the new job which starts in a week! Is literally just down the street from the house and I actually get paid overtime!
Woot woot!
by RoachKiller I still get monster nervous on road tests! ROFLMAO! 5,000,000 miles and I get nervous like it’s my first time! Awww…..
Either way, the head of maintenance gave me my road test! Nice fucking guy, I learned a shit load from this dude!
Almost all there gear here has disk brakes! So that was a trip learning about that…..
Let’s see what happens next!
by RoachKiller It’s a neat car! Mileage was far better in normal mode than Ecco! 52 mpg is unreal! Yet you do have that battery replacement issue just like a Tesla…..
Neat car Toyota…..
Personally I would get the non sport model with the same features! That nose cone is way to big and to low!
by RoachKiller Idea how badly I want to see if the next door neighbor is treading or not! I also wonder does she treadmill naked or with a bikini on? They do live in a black painted house so who knows…..
Yet since they refuse to password protect their WiFi stuff! I just might…..
A while back I was using there printer!
by RoachKiller For someone who moved out, and refuses to speak to me. You sure do spend a lot of fucking time on my social medias…..
Just fucking weird!
I’m also thinking that now that the dining room is almost cleared out. I might put up the big tree! Have I got a decorating idea for that tree…..
Fishing Santa and all…..