What Life on the road as a truck driver is really like!
by RoachKiller Still know how to sling hazmat! Oddly passed the test rather quickly!
Did do some homework. Actually quit a few things have changed since my last dmv hazmat test…..
I still can’t get over this automatic only license restriction…..
by RoachKiller I’m being stalked by lesbians! Eeeks!
Beats yesterday thought!
I delivered to one place and I was surrounded by beautiful women! All smiling and being really nice!
It so brought back flashbacks of the fan rush!
I actually got a bit like I use to. Scared, nervous and a wee bit of anxiety happening!
Wow, haven’t felt that in years…..
On a good note 2 hours later I got that fucker up! Inch by inch by inch….. 😉
by RoachKiller You will find out exactly how mentally retarded some people are! By just doing your job. If I have been delivering to you twice a week for a year. And if after that year, you still ask, do I just sign the top page or do I sign all of them?
Then I’m guessing after a year of that, you either have some serious memory issues or you’re fucking retarded!
by RoachKiller Has cracked his head 1 to many times on the pavement! I think bobs dilated eyes are a clue to his teaching abilities!
I also think Bob is a worthless pile of shit! My guess the old guy on the white bmw agrees…..
Oh and incase I happened across an incompetent asshole like you as a teacher. I came prepared, boots, Kevlar pants, klim jacket and ofcourse bunny! My nice shoie helmet….
by RoachKiller Close to freedom! Hit my third my fourth stop left for the day. Everything was going great and all of a sudden my fucking lift gage just said fuck you and die!
So I just spent the last two hours, raising my liftgate up inch by inch by inch by inch! My day is done, it started three hours late and ended three hours early wow less than that. I’m out of here. See ya. I’m tired.
by RoachKiller Cramp! Oddly it’s the 2nd day in a row! Hmm, I wonder what would have caused that?
by RoachKiller I’m the only one who loves fresh heirloom tomatoes and ginger root In there made with milk tomatoe soup!
Cmon that shit is killer!
by RoachKiller What started the show! Just kick back relax and watch! Cus they are definitely dancing…..
by RoachKiller I have tasted damn near every piece of fruit or vegetable that comes out out of this place! I have found my favorites like yumi blueberries, limited edition, strawberries until today!
I just picked up a newly founded greenhouse. The hydroponically grows strawberries!
I picked up the very first batch of strawberries that this place is ever harvested. All I know is that it was the best smelling best tasting strawberry I have ever fucking had!
so fucking good! So bravo to this dude and his newly founded company. Because he definitely has a winner on his hands……
And if the fruit and vegetable game doesn’t pan out, he’s set up for one hell of a weed grow shop……
by RoachKiller A long ass day of rounding up and detaining, undocumented, fruits and vegetables!

by RoachKiller Found the companies 1up’er! Crete had 1 million of them. But up until today, I didn’t know if the company I’m with now had one. I found out for sure they do have at least one one upper!
I went in and was bitching about the price of fucking concert tickets. I felt like I got a good deal on floor seats for TSO!
But they wanted $191 for the tickets. For the place I use sit at the moda center.
And of course, the one upper had to jump in and tell me all about his one upper…..
I was just trying to find out if anybody else was just pissed off as I was about the price of tickets at moda center. I wasn’t bragging not at all…
by RoachKiller Able to deduce today is its nation work slower and newbie day!
Jesus Christ! Next time will you assholes send me the memo so I can participate too please…..
by RoachKiller You’re extremely worried! Anyone who takes this much time to harass a coworker knows thiere time is short…..
Well gotta get back to work…..
FYI, it’s true, vaccines still hurt the day after…..
Life could be worse puta! You could be this guy who blew through a school bus stop…..
by RoachKiller Of putting this 40’er into this hole without hitting anything! I would ask you but we already know the answer to that wreck…..
by RoachKiller Look good today! And they are getting a whole lot! And yes they are good here by your place and the one by my place….. I do them both…..
FYI, the Dracula blood oranges weren’t very bloody…..
by RoachKiller It started out good! Then slowly degraded! Did my first 7 stops and realised I had 2 1 box stops after!
Only problem was is the 1 boxes I was delivering were worse than the ones I was replacing! wtf?
Then as I’m finally rolling east to hit the far east stops. The truck feels like it’s about to blow a transmission! Engines working harder while I’m slowing down! So I look at my dash. Zero idiot lites, air pressure good….. so I manually downshift the truck! Same fucking thing!
So I figure maybe the brakes are dragging? So I pop the trolly valve a couple times. Slowly you can feel the truck brakes release! wtf?
So I test it again! Tap the trolly valve and I feel the braking and it never really stopped with the tug feeling!
So to fix I tapped the trolly valve multiple times Along with the brake pedal. Finally it fully released!
I make it to my next stop, set the brakes and bam, it was a cold face left front smoke jam! :)Twas like hitting the bottom of the grape vine and seeing ms carriers sitting there smoken away….. 🙂
Anyhoot I did my 2 stops as they were right next to each other. Hoped in the truck fully prepared to call the breakdown guy! Nope, worked ok!
Finished my route and headed back. Had it “ pull” a couple of times at stop lights and certain harder braking situations……
by RoachKiller Say this without admiting any wrong doing! Keep in mind I’m not talking about anything social media…..
It is official, you and your friends have filled 4tb of my cloud storage. With all your everyday words, trips, buying so on and so forth!
In your unwanted advances. I scored well! All while teaching myself how to compress that much data two fold…..
So I guess, mind your own fucking business and innocent people like me won’t know more about you and everyone in your family than you do…..
With this batch of data collected from the stupid. I hope to enrich even further my compression and selective individual data collection methods….. 😉
by RoachKiller $7.50 a gallon diesel doing ya for, princess! You voted for him!
So I’m confused why your not talking about how great trump is now? Puta…..
by RoachKiller I got a story to tell….. 😉
by RoachKiller You can tell I still think like An otr driver!
It could be a wheel seal or maybe a blown axle case! Exploded shock maybe?
Never once crossed my mind it could be a hydraulic line for the lift gate….. wich it was…..