What Life on the road as a truck driver is really like!
by RoachKiller Maybe if your mom would’ve taught you better. And explain you need to give up that Scooter a lot more!
I would’ve gone out of my way to buy all you moms a wonderfully delicious Dunkin’ Donuts something!
But you don’t wanna give up enough fuck you I bought 15 for myself
by RoachKiller Turd burglars, let’s roll…..
by RoachKiller Your reason for not taking this trailer was null!
Not only did that tire not zipper out until I was backing in to drop it!
The stretch was legal for the states I went through to deliver it!
So poopy, your lose is well, my last delivered load! Poopy!
That is called a zipper…… why? Well cus not only does it sound like a zipper being pulled down when it goes!
When you put the rubber back together the pieces kinda look like a zipper…..
Poopy!
A little truck driver knowledge for ya’s! Poopy!
FYI, when we say “gators“ we’re not really talking about alligators! We’re talking about those big strips of rubber you see on the road! They are called gators cus they love to come up and bite you! ( aka cause damage to the truck! )
Now you can tell all your friends you’re a real truck driver now! Poopy!
by RoachKiller My day just started it’s already fucking getting exciting.
Watch the guy who likes to call people trash, throw away his trash and return. I called him trash! It’s OK to call Black people who are racist against white people trash, right?
I was going construction zone actually saw the police speed sign. So I went ahead slow down all while watching one of those little dicks and a jacked up silver pick up truck fly by the speed side at 89 miles a fucking hour! It was a 55 mph!
So don’t mind me I’m just gonna kick back, relax, and watch the show unfold……
by RoachKiller Forget to call mom today and ask her where she’s taking you for dinner?
Then reminder that without you, she wouldn’t be able to celebrate today!
Tell that bitch she better take you somewhere nice……
by RoachKiller You parents of today are seriously fucking lazy!
Is it really that hard to help your 6 – 7 year old daughter into the restroom?
The one I just saw, parents busy jerking each other off in the store. While their young daughter heads for the men’s room at the truck stop!
Buddy, the filth in those bathrooms can’t described! That’s just the men in there! Those good guys love to show there Tiny cocks to unfortunate little kids! Especially little girls who mistakenly walk in….
I’ve seen it first hand!
by RoachKiller Was just watching you pull the wrong way into the fuel island to throw away your trash!
Since you are already there, why don’t you just hop on into that can yourself?
Save us all the hassle of throwing a lynching party! cus if we do that we are just going to leave you to hang….. where you belong!
by RoachKiller Made dinner last night! Made whatever I had floating in the truck!
Oddly I had a pound of this half beef and half pork hamburger and some shrooms I found at a Walmart in Nebraska a while back! With some creamy chicken noodle packages I found!
Holy fuck! You put the 3 together you have one hell of an overdose in sodium, But well worth it!
That was good!
No that is not a glp-1, that would be a tube of neosporin for my tat! The hair is growing back and the Neosporin helps with healing and itching!
Hail satin! 😉
by RoachKiller Y’all keep telling me you’re independently wealthy! So why are yall so concerned with what I’m doing?
See your story never quit adds up! If you were doing anywhere as close to as good as you say you’re doing!
You wouldn’t give a rats ass as to what me or anyone else is doing! Unless, god forbid y’all are lying and you’re not doing as good as you say……
I mean when I’m bored I sure the fuck ain’t getting in my car to go out and troll truck drivers! Oddly, ones who all seem to be doing better than me! ( or you in this example! )
Oh and trolling truck drivers, no matter how much better they are doing than you. Is highly illegal! Don’t worry, if you think I’m joking or law enforcement won’t do anything about it!
You better buckle up……
So the moral of the story? Y’all are fucking morons….
Praise sweet baby Jesus! Cus cunts like y’all are gunna need the help!
by RoachKiller All you friends of the pedophile doing today? You really fucking those little kids the best you can give?
by RoachKiller Make a right turn and go a little bit of a shorter route.
The future reasonS for a doctoral psychology thesis, going the other way. It’s not only aww nspiring of mental illness, greed, envy, stupidity.
It reminds me of how fucking lucky I am to have an IQ over 70!
by RoachKiller Think the slackers got this number?
I drop the line and they bite, hook, line and mother fucking sinker….. every god damn time!
You sure you don’t want to settle out of court now, bossman?
by RoachKiller by RoachKiller That’s the trailer I had to fix the marker light wire on right! Cus a rat crawled in there and made a nest. All while eating the ground wire on the rear corner markers!
Here’s the kicker! Another driver dropped that trailer at the previous shipper where I picked it up! No way in hell did those lights work when they dropped it that way!
Scarier part is with the amount of corrosion on that wire. It had been like that for quite a while! It literally looked like a battery terminal on a car that had been sitting in a junkyard for a while!
No shit! So that means there were multiple drivers that pulled that trailer with zero lower corner marker lights! wtf is wrong with you people?
Luckily for them. The power wire was broken after the ground fault sensor! So sparks were not gunna be an issue! Considering the wire was sitting directly under the dried rats nest…..
Seriously, wtf is wrong with you people!
by RoachKiller Watching the show, the Tubby trainers and their whore wives are putting on this week!
I really gotta find out exactly how much y’all spent on gasoline the last 15 years? You gotta be in the hundreds of thousands of fucking dollars…
by RoachKiller Lunch was delicious!
by RoachKiller Be happy to know, I finally get to now take a 30 minute break! I get to poop, pee and eat! Sometimes all at the same time!
Added bonus, I know have time to look at this picture and figure out why the fuck it was taken!
Update – reason now known! Look at how thin that fucking tv screen is! Holy fuck! The black line next to the blueish line is the entire thickness of that screen!
by RoachKiller Thank you for that link to get free mental health help via the company insurance!
Do you think you can get me 3000 or so made up into business cards? I’ll pass them out to the Schaffer drivers, laundry natzi’s and the other various cornucopia of crazy I’m forced to deal with here!
Make it simple! A black business card with only “ get free help “ and the web address in white lettering! I’m thinking either verdana or Ariel!
Simple and to the point!
Maybe even put on the back of the card where they can get free condoms! Cus isn’t 1 of there batch of crazy enough for this world?
Just doing my part as a 23 year employee of this fine institution of insanity!
Praise sweet baby Jesus!
by RoachKiller 
by RoachKiller God damn rat got in there and ate the fucking wire apart! I would like my $125.00 for that 15 minutes please! Payable in cash and vagina!
