Category: Road Life

What Life on the road as a truck driver is really like!

First day back…..

by RoachKiller

18 stops mother fuckers! So strap on your banana hammocks it’s gunna be a wild ride…..

Did I mention I have never been to any of these stops before! Seriously cinch down those banana hammocks tight!

Anyone else….

by RoachKiller

Get as highly disappointed as I do when you find out your trolls are just imbeciles with stalking techniques!

Sad, sad day! Maybe tomorrow I gain a new smarter troll/ stalker!

In his defense though atleast his old lady was wearing her cellulite well…..

She would make an excellent skin suit for buffalo bill…..

I have…..

by RoachKiller

Owned planettransexual.com for a long fucking time! Before I owned it. It was a transexual online magazine!

As you can see I own a lot of fucking domains. Some I will eventually sell. Some I have to hold on to and some I own out of spite! 😉

While most like Lincolncity.net I will do something with as soon as I figure out what it is I want to do with it!

I’ve known a lot of gays over the years! But none I would take advice from on their sexuality journey!

I am not gay, nor do I want to be a woman! In a woman, yes! Sliding in and out of various womanly parts, yes! But physically a woman, no!

I do on occasion follow certain people’s looking for that right person who knows the scene and can honestly point me in the right direction on what to do with this domain…..

Basically they would run it after I built it! They would have to be a person I could trust and someone who lives the life! without making it there total identity…..

So before you freak the fuck out about me following a tranny or a gay dude! Mind your own fucking business puto! and yes, puto is the correct name in wich I wish to call you…..

What is up….

by RoachKiller

With you wack job women! I finally made it to a fucking burgerville!

I go In To order and the chick behind the counter has a Fargo accent! Seriously I thought I was up in North Dakota!

I asked the lady if she was from there? She said no, I’m like wow! I seriously feel like I’m in Fargo!

Then she proceeds to tell me about her husband! Like what the fuck? How did we skip from your accent to your husband?

And women wonder why they get treated like they do!

I’m a fat old man…..

by RoachKiller

Who’s been running the bend shuttle the last 1.5 months! Going back to routes is great but I’m now tired as fuck…..

I mean I might have been lucky in crypto to afford a $9 bottle of lemonade! Yet physical labor has eluded me….. 😉

What is up with….

by RoachKiller

You ladies and shaking your heads when you drive a car? Is that a mental form of masturbation or what?

Yall are as bad as the women up in Yakima! It’s like pay attention!

Yup…..

by RoachKiller

It’s a custom jobber! 3 shots of espresso, 3/4 cup hot chocolate! I’m ready to roll for atleast an hour……

Man…..

by RoachKiller

Someone stole all the orange Gatorade packets from the cubbies at work! Grrrrr!

I’m not mad, just disappointed I didn’t get there first!

You just….

by RoachKiller

Figured out I wasn’t lying about being part of a group of people who brought down an online pedo ring?

Wow, you’re a fucking brainiac…..

ROFLMAO….

by RoachKiller

You realize none of this should ever be this difficult, right?

Ofcourse I’m going to make it more difficult! I mean I’m already an 1.75 hours into my day…..

And still haven’t left the dc! 😉

Yay…..

by RoachKiller

2 more days of this run and im back to stops! Yay!

This run is literally killing me! I’m thinking it’s the steering wheel naps that are fucking me up! I’ll explain in a couple days…..

God damnit…..

by RoachKiller

You kids! Please fucking be safe on those electric bikes! I was coming home from seeing my nephew play ball at the sports complex down the road!

Lo and behold another kid was hit by a car on his electric bikes by Fred meyers!

You little bastards and your parents need to figure this shit out!

I did not enjoy seeing the paramedics giving cpr to that kid on the sidewalk! His bike was run over and I’m guessing he was too!

Please parents, show some parental responsibility and beat those kids if you have to! Just ride responsibly! Especially around here! Yuppieville doesn’t have the best of drivers as it is! Let alone drivers who pay attention to your kids…..

My bad, happy valley…..

My new tube screamer…..

Damn brah….

by RoachKiller

You have got to be the fugliest lady man I’ve seen yet! I can appreciate your free will but dude, Dee Schneider obviously did your makeup! Brah!

You look exactly like that car wanker down in New Mexico! Fugly mother fucker!

And this is…..

by RoachKiller

Why people like you should be shot and put down like the low rent, rustler wearing cunts you are!

Repair bill below
Home Depot geriatric cunt! So gramps you said you would pay my deductible considering you had no insurance!
Repair bill below
Door ding with orange paint!

What are they doing? Removing the dents and repainting all 4 doors…..

In about 6 months I’ll be buying one of these….. fucking wicked nice!