Category: Road Life

A semi upper level bossman, give me some damn good advice yesterday! His advice Was this, “fuck um!”

That is exactly what I needed to hear and who I needed to hear it from…..

Fuck um!

If you see a known sex offender and his sex offender spouse. Parked down the street from a school well beyond the 500 foot limit. Are you supposed to call the cops?

Cause I damn well know the old man in the gold pick up truck both him and his spouse are registered……

Has my lawyer contacted your lawyers yet about the harassment and stalking charges? Cause you know there’s gonna be a massive civil lawsuit, afterwards……

That’s something you should think about considering your friends can’t even afford insurance for their fucking cars……

I love? Is the fact I offer to drag my class a out to assist your c-class ass on your run.

I get all the way out there and you don’t even have the courtesy to answer your phone or text saying, “ I’m good or almost done or I got it!”

Nope you leave me out there going “ what the fuck?”

With that said, don’t ever plan on me offering to assist you again!

Ofcourse unless it benefits me…..

What cool about being OTR for 30 years and having 5 million accident free miles?

I have literally been everywhere! You say it, I’ll go yup!

I’m once again being stalked by Mexicans again! No wonder so many of you are deported or imprisoned!

Mind your own fucking business! Cus you wrecked it! Not me puta…..

I’m doing just fine!

Fucking hilarious! Now that all of my old pay stuff has been hooked to the new companies pay stuff you just realized that I wasn’t lying, huh?

I was really making $120,000 a year at Crete! How else do you think I would drive 3,500,000+ miles in 23 years if I wasn’t making any fucking money?

I feel sad for you and anybody that was stupid enough to listen to you…… Fucking morons!

It also makes me smile to know that that’s illegal. I never gave you permission to look at my past with a previous company pin head……

I hear mediation calling…..

See you and your old lady again, Gramps! You’re still stuck in the same situation, huh? You’ve changed companies cause you weren’t making any money, and you’re not making any money at the new company……

Did you ever think it might not be the company that’s the problem?

But I’m guessing that handheld showerhead that you have on that bucket is working good cause you didn’t smell bad today! Last time I smelled you, you smell like me at the end of my shift on a hot day…

https://youtu.be/PB_7DDhYI1U?is=atg4uOXiWpCCJlLv

Pookie? You having a hard time with the math problems? Ok, I’ll answer them for you!

2+2=4! 1+1= 2…..

About my first stop! I’m not one to say shit about any stops except for a couple!

This one pissed me off! It’s a simple stop if you go through the front! Usually 1, maybe 2 hand trucks of product and you’re out of there!

Now this dude wants you to use the freight door! ROFLMAO! I’m fine with that up until I found out. You park in the back then have to walk around the entire complex to let yourself in. Then walk the entire store to open said freight door. Roll in your simple hand truck load!

Take said hand truck back to your truck. Return to the freight door bolt that. Walk through the store. Stopping to reset the alarm. Then proceed to walk around the complex again to leave!

Like what the fuck? That adds 15 minutes to the stop! So my simple 5 to 10 minute stop is now 25-30 minutes!

Now I don’t care, Asinine as it is! Yet I’m not going to do it if I’m gunna get asked, “ why’s that stop taking so long?”

So I let the boss know. I got no problems doing it. I just don’t want any shit for the added time this adds…..

On that run I’m already trying to beat the clock to get to the last stop before noonish….