Category: Road Life

What Life on the road as a truck driver is really like!

That’s not bad……

by RoachKiller

52 miles to the gallon on the flat at around 48 through the hill at 70 miles an hour!

Bravo Toyota, bravo!

P.S the little troublemaker figured out she could climb on the center console. Which gives her easy access to my diet soda that I just refilled…..

Oh and …..

by RoachKiller

The password to my people net is a square. You start at the left top and do the square all the way around……

Plenty of…..

by RoachKiller

Room for a guy thats 6’ 4”…… not a fan of this one though cause it’s got a vibration I don’t like it. Like a bad trailer tire thump or an out of balance steer tire! It’s driving me insane! Luckily, I only have to drive a 750 fucking miles!

No, I wasn’t……

by RoachKiller

Mad at all! I’ve been with this company too long to give a shit anymore. So when I walked in yesterday to the office with a chip on my shoulder, it wasn’t because I was mad.

I was seriously stressed out, but I wasn’t mad. I don’t want an invitation back and I wanted to make sure I didn’t get it……

23 years of unadulterated hell is more than enough for any man, woman or child

See even the dog is fucking worn out…..

I told my fave dispatch guy Tom to go fuck himself. In the nicest possible way! And anything that was needed to be said was said. Good luck to all the other assholes. I’ve dealt with over the years here that are fucking real piles of shit.! good luck to you and I meant it!

What I’m in shock about is this hybrid Toyota Camry they put me in guess the same miles to gallon as my Subaru! 40 miles to a gallon that’s part-time EV! Wow!

So long……

by RoachKiller

Soul suckers! They gave me 225 prison release money. So that covers gas and the rental car. But don’t forget when you do a rental car you gotta leave like a 200 fucking dollar deposit on top of the rental car fee!

Oh, and don’t do like I did I forgot how many fucking winter clothes I had on that top bunk. This entire car is filled with fucking laundry bags full of winter and a puppy. She’s mad at me.

Anyway, finally free we’re gonna get the fuck out of here. Try to figure out what civilized life is like!

But this morning, when they came to wake me up and check in the truck last night I decided you know every fucking time I work my ass off to clean the truck. They end up fucking charging me anyways and then I have to fight to get my fucking money back. So I did a light cleaning and vacuuming. Let’s see if they charge me for a fucking cleaning this time.



We did it girl…..

by RoachKiller

We stuffed what was left after a large garbage haul into the back of that Toyota Camry!

I don’t know how we did it but we did! In 750 miles we will be fucking free!

It was sad though! I put half a million miles on this truck! That wasn’t it, it was finding all the kids old safety jackets, toys and crafts they made when out on the road with me!

Always brings a tear to my eye!

Oh and I found Tammy! 😉

Inside joke! 🙂

Threw away all the pillows except cougar, threw away all those extra blankets I would keep in the truck! In case of emergency, homeless or accident….

Now we go spray it down, vacuum it out and wipe it down……

In 5 days it will officially be 30 years of otr, 5,000,000 miles and a whole lot of bullshit to go with it…..

P.s lee’s grocery store sells those garbage bags! They fucking rock for $4! They are like those really strong ridged crockery bags only garbage bag size!

#endofanera

They had me…..

by RoachKiller

Fill out one of those resignation forms when I got to SLC! It asked, “ why are you resigning?”

My reply was, “ it sucks!”

Hey retard……

by RoachKiller

( hope you don’t mind. I just start calling you retard from now on? Considering the fact that’s the only logical explanation I can come up with for your stu fucking pidity! )

AnyWho, you would think that after the third or maybe fourth time of me cutting you off at the pass. That you would realize I know you were there.

Yet here we are like 100 times into this and I cut you off at the pass and you still come back for fucking more! Just to pay the only a person with a 50 IQ or lower or a crazy fucking person would do…..

Anyway, dumb ass I see you stopped. You have to remember my firewall and my security software will notify me as soon as you’re seen anywhere near my network. And if you go in by a cellular, I will just automatically know who it was. Cause while you’re busy, trying to prove yourself to me and how fucking smart you are I’ve just been kicking back watching the show. And you are a very determined retard I can tell you that.!

Told ya….

by RoachKiller

She loves sitting on steering wheel!

And how about that, the check engine light finally went out…..

I put on every one of those miles! An aww inspiring feat considering this is a pandemic built truck!

You wanna know what SLC….

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Said when I said I was headed that way to turn in my truck?

They said thank you for not abandoning the truck or stealing freight!

All I wanted to say is, “ what kind of shit mother fucking people are you hiring that, that even has to be brought up or is even a thought?”

I’ve been here 23 years, why the fuck would I abandon a truck when I’m almost always near a terminal? Why the fuck would I risk my freedom over stealing freight? It’s like wtf?

I’m just impressed I gave a 2 day notice! I mean I have been taking a whole lotta vacation and time off the last 3 months….. posting about it on my blog etc…..

Well anyhoot, today is my last day! Yay!

Even Mika is excited! Yay!

I mean look at that, my last load ( sealed by shipper! Really it was sealed by a woman with either a Dutch or Swedish accent? ) and I still have my lock on!

Wow, Crete must really be hiring some seriously shit people…..

You know what…..

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Else is a first! I left food in the fridge! Holy fuck, that was even weirder…..

Mika is at least 15 years old! This crotchety old bitch is hanging around just bark and piss everyone off!

FYI, she found the neighborhood raccoons scent trail! She is not happy that fucker is in our yard!

People often freak when they see me with my hair down and then again wearing old man clothes and a hat!

Just wait, when I shave I morph again into a new person…..

See ya!

Well golly gee whiz…..

by RoachKiller

The lawyers geek tells me once I get out of the truck I once again need to change my phone simm!

What do you think he knows that I don’t already know….. ROFLMAO!

FYI, I was sitting at the house watching those fucking retards try and re-activate the simm on my old phone!

To funny and I’m guessing you tards are planning on giving me even more of your properties and money?

Fucking morons!

Welp…..

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Her fav thing to do In the truck! She actually asks to do it now! Last time she will!

Never ever will I have to park my truck here so I can go home! 25 years I’ve been parking here…..

There’s something ive…..

by RoachKiller

Never done before! I’m leaving clothes in the dryer!

Omg there are going to be so many firsts! I’m excited as fuck…..

I think I can throw that away now…..