Category: Road Life

What Life on the road as a truck driver is really like!

Never guess….

by RoachKiller

Who I saw the other day over at the loves! You guessed it! Grandpa leather skin! Good ole founding member of the Crete / Shaffer slacker club!

All I know is for years that old fuck and his geriatric cronies all said, “if we can get Lawrence to quit or fired we can get his miles!”

Well gramps, been 6 months and you and the company slacker patrol ain’t doing any better now then you were when I was there…..

Only thing that’s changed is your skin looks more like leather! Wich I hope you will approve me taking upon your demise!

I’m telling ya that shit would make an excellent lamp shade! FYI, if you really cared, you would go get some cool tattoos to liven up my future lamp design…..

Great day….

by RoachKiller

To watch the show the future defendants are puting on! Warm, with a slight breeze! Just a beautiful day to watch really fucking stupid people…..

I’m just…..

by RoachKiller

Watching the show! I’m in awe of how many so called normal people are literal trolls! People who have such boring lives they go and shove there heads up everyone else’s ass!

My guess to feel important, or fill there need to think they are doing good!

I’ll expand on that another day! I’ll even try to not use twisted psychology to do it!

Right now I’m busy emptying the x’s closet! Cus you know according to what she told the restraining order judge. “ she moved out!”

So like with my kids, they took what they wanted and left all there trash behind! Imagine that! Knowing good old paycheck dad will have to clean it up…..

Oh cus you fucking know they ain’t gunna do the fucking work….

Then I have this pile of gig bags to sell off! Somewhere around 125 of them! ROFLMAO!

Keeping the high end gator and fender bags!

They are all deluxe bags so 5 for $100 + shipping…..

God damn…..

by RoachKiller

You ladies are getting ghosted a lot on these dates! Like wow! Sitting here playing pool watching these ladies waiting for there dates! Not one has shown up!

Bummer dude! Just think all you had to do is ask and I’ll spend time with you tonight! Especially if you’re buying! 😉

Hell no…..

by RoachKiller

I won’t listen to a fucking word a normalized retard like you says! You is a cunt!

Either get back to smoking dope or your only fans page and leave me the fuck alone!

I’ve been….

by RoachKiller

Chatting with this beautiful young lady who asked if she bought a plane ticket. If she could come to pdx and take me out! ( where is the emoji for jaw hitting floor….. )

I’m cute and definitely a catch. Definitely in a league of my own! With an attitude ta boot but lady, I’m not that…..

I mean I just farted in a store filled with people….. 😉

Why did….

by RoachKiller

I just have one of those tards in one of those over priced van lifer cans go by giving me the thumbs up?

My guess…..

by RoachKiller

You probably shouldnt fuck with the guy who knows where you get your cheap vodka and how you get it home…..

Last chance……

by RoachKiller

You either call or come over today between 830 and 9 AM. I will let the naked bongo fly. Otherwise I’m gonna move onto someone who’s gonna actually play naked bongos!

I need some fucking percussion whether you’re good or bad. I just need that percussion right there boom boom boom boom boom

Yesterday was a….

by RoachKiller

Killer day! Yesterday was a good day! Had to throw chains over the mountain. Got back they had a couple runs for me to do. Including the nanna’s to the store over by my daughter’s place!

Where jenn’ay and I truly fell in love! ( long running joke about my pallet jack! 🙂

Yea Twas a good, exhausting day!

P.s. you should have seen the look on those greasy haired geezers faces when I whipped that 48’ box through the parking lot a bat out of hell!

That’s the difference between a pro and a pussy!

And these settings work best for that metal tone and crunch in the room I play this amp…..

See jenn’ay…..

by RoachKiller

This is why you should be my wife! You rocked that incline with a full pallet of nannas and didn’t even fart!

Bravo Jenn’ay!

Yes go to the membership store on the other side of campus! By your place! I delivered those just for your monkeys! Get the organic!

Lady…..

by RoachKiller

You either come over or you don’t! As I’ve shown, there are plenty who do want to! So either be there or I move the fuck on…..

Hey I…..

by RoachKiller

Still get my 80’s groove on every once in a while! Suck it bitches!

Hey, mick has some pretty good riffs… too young to fall in love for one….

Oh and that rhythm from my last video! I realized what song I stole that from! It’s a Cyndi lauper tune…..

Gunna let….

by RoachKiller

You in on a little secret! Slackers will throw whatever they can at you In order to make you fail! Nothing pisses these low rent cunts off more. Than when you do something completely new and don’t fail! Remember that!

New batch of clear and colored candles coming out this weekend! Who wants one?