Category: Road Life

What Life on the road as a truck driver is really like!

Welcome to……

by RoachKiller

Philadelphia!! Or maybe I’m in South Chicago? Or maybe I’m fucking stuck on the loop in Atlanta! Yeah that’s it. I gotta be stuck on the fucking loop in Atlanta in rush-hour…

Just gave……

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Away one of my old church of Satan baphomet T-shirts. No I don’t think anything of them. It’s just you know a shirt with a satanic cross on it. Powered by Anton Lavey and COS!

A lot like a Republican wears a Maga hat, or a cop wears a badge. It means nothing to me. It’s just part of what I do what I wear.

Like wearing a king diamond T-shirt……

Anyway, it made her smile. So it’s nice to see that even an old t-shirt has power….. 🙂

That was well…..

by RoachKiller

Worth the hassle! I got here to this giant Woodstock mud pit to find a mess!

Now the bossman told me this delivery was all on pavement and there shouldn’t be any hassle besides charging the lift trailer that’s dropped here!

So I followed the boss man’s directions exactly! To the mother fucking T!

Ofcourse using both lifts side by side as bossman told me! Cus this is pavement, member?

Ofcourse when I ran my pallet jack onto the mud it instantly got stuck!

Ofcourse when they all asked why I didn’t back lift to lift. I explained bossman told me not to! Cus I asked, “ this is a back up lift to lift deal right? He said, “ no use both lifts….. 1 at a time!

I also made sure to tell them I’m doing this exactly like the bossman told me!

Cus I care damn it! I care!

There are some people you listen to! Yea, that’s not one of them…..

Man o man…..

by RoachKiller

Who ever does the run I did yesterday ( Tuesday ) is pissing off a bunch of customers! I dunno who it is, I guess they have red hair? Anyhoot, 3 of the 15 stops complained how shitty that driver was!

Now I ain’t passing that along to anyone. It’s more than likely the usual cracka cockroach bullshit!

Yet it was nice to hear them say they prefer me…..

If and when….

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I become like the old man I just witnessed at a stop light! Duh look, mouth agape, obviously no signs of intelligent life inside!

Please oh please put me out of my misery stat!

Today has not…..

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Been a good day for brown sugar or blueberries!

The sugar, yea that imploded on the pallet. The blueberries imploded when they hit the ground….

I’m shocked too cus I have had mushrooms and cherry tomatoes up the wazzoo…..

The same guy…..

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I watched back into a stop sign, pull out of the dc door with his plate scraping and the dock door open.

Tells me he is not required to follow the exact same steps In Delivery as everyone else!

God damn that dudes a fucking twat….

I guess incompetence is the key to success…..

God damn…..

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I gotta move slower! I’m leaving money on the table! 😉

Considering that was 17 stops and I started 1.5 hours after my drop dead time…..

And yes, “ I know I’m good!” I hear that atleast 3 – 10 times a day!

My momma also told me I’m special! So there’s that too….. :;)

You realize……

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There are so many sex offenders where you live. I’m sure I can find one that looks just like you! Male female doesn’t matter…..

I also hear it’s legal to post those! It also doesn’t hurt that I can hint at customers that photo looks just like you…..

So keep fucking with me, you will find out exactly how evil I can be…..

What a day…..

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Yesterday! Finally broke down and went to get some new “ work “ sunglasses! These here raybans I bought 5 years ago have just about had it!

So I grabbed my prescription and headed to the eyeglass place!

Since I already have a new pair of raybans that I will not use for work. I decided on buying the house brand! Oddly I had no idea it was buy 1 get one free!

So I got 2 pairs of work sunglasses! 🙂 while the girlfriend got a pair of sunglasses and regular glasses!

So for like $300 I scored 4 pairs….. not a bad day of shopping……

After that, I finally made it home! Had a bowl of cereal and passed the fuck out…..

Betchya…..

by RoachKiller

If you dropped one of these in that bitches suppository. She would finally shut the fuck up…..

You wanna…..

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What kind of ass hole I am to customers on my route?

If they tell me they need a certain condition of fruit or produce. And I know I’m going there. I will look throughout the stops and find the fruit/ produce In the condition they want.

Usually I’ll switch them with one of the asshole customers.

These guys have been nothing but professional TWords me! So I go out of my way to make sure I am with them…..

Starting to see what I’m saying? Puto?

You don’t think…..

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There is a devision between class A ( the right class ) and class B?

Watch the video from this morning when I was trying to give encouragement to the new hire who said she was having issues with such early drop dead times!

ROFLMAO! Talk about some cunty comments…..

My goodness…..

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I’m 4 hours ahead of schedule and I even left 15 minutes late! However do I do it?

I mean I did my 17 stops…..

See ya, I’m going home!

Anything…..

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Under 300k and I’ll stay home, write music and sling produce!

That’s a risk I’m not willing to take! I’m also looking for an SG standard with original p-90’s…..

Oh you know…..

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You have lived a life when you walk through the ice cream isle. Trying to find what your brain is craving!

Not seeing anything worth getting except some frozen dog treats and a 1lb of crab salad!

So you leave and as your getting into the car. You realize what it is your craving!

Yup you’re craving flan! Not any flan! But flan you can only get in a little tourist town in socal!

That’s right! I’m craving a nice flan from the mad Greek in baker California!

Bummer dude…..