Category: Road Life

What Life on the road as a truck driver is really like!

That was…..

by RoachKiller

A mother fucker of a day! 18 stops, 6 of them added on to the usual run! 2 maybe 300 miles…..

Yea, as to how I escaped empty and with my life? Haven’t a clue! Yet I defiantly kicked some ass! Next time someone might want to tell me in advance they are adding 6 stops to a run!

That way, I won’t come in at my usual time…. Wich is an hour later than the usual drop dead time….. 🙂

Hello….

by RoachKiller

My names Martha and I smoke 3 packs a day….. hauk tu’e…..

Hey little man chica, is it true that since you are closer to the ground. Your knees only hurt when someone cunt punches them?

Don’t be jellyz…..

by RoachKiller

I did my first official school delivery of the new school year! Scored these from the lunch lady and saw a little girl who was dressed exactly like a butterfly! Wings and all! 🙂

Oh and a lot of milfs in cougar print…..

Just watchen….

by RoachKiller

The show you old

Man chicas are puting on! It always amazes me how confident you low rent bitches are when your fucking with someone!

Then when they return fire your suddenly the victim….. sounds like bitches to me…..

Cos….

by RoachKiller

Church of Satan! Temple of SET! I haven’t a clue as to these other sects you’re talking about!

Anton LaVey made the shit famous! All these other off chutes are just copy cats…..

Either way, satanism, Christianity Judaism it’s all the same necrotic belief in an afterlife or superior power that controls life In general!

Like my preacher uncle said to me, “ without evil, good has nothing to battle…..”

Ya know…..

by RoachKiller

The white trash brigade at Crete use to do the exact same stupid shit! They never did figure out that not long after they took over whatever run I was doing.

They would fuck it up and I would be put back on that run!

It’s amazing how the stupid think…..

I cried a little…..

by RoachKiller

When I gathered the 7 boxes together off the pallet to deliver to this place. I walk up to the door and omg the badge worked!

Praise sweet baby Jesus! I then proceeded to see if the badge worked on the dock door! Holy fuck it did!

My hellos nightmare has finally ended until one of you cunts again, looses the badges!

Until then let me enjoy my tears of joy…..

All hail sweet baby Jesus!

(Oops I did a nick! Eeeks!

In my defense I did pick them all up myself…..)

Hey old man…..

by RoachKiller

Have you started preparing for your new life? I mean eternal damnation has got to be weighing on your mind…..

Cus from what I’ve seen of you and your family. None of you will make it to heaven…..

I will pray to your god for you! In hopes your salvation isn’t in haste…… poor old bastard!

Oh I could…..

by RoachKiller

Change that password! Yet I know an honest man or “penitent” man wouldn’t give a rats fucking ass what anyone else is doing…..

Sorry princess’s…..

by RoachKiller

I did my 20 stops today! Ofcourse notice I’m back long before you and you started 2 hours before me!

My guess you and your cohorts in stupidity are milking your runs!?

All while ofcourse I’m supposed to hurry up! ROFLMAO! Typical low rent stupidity!

Welp, I’m going home! See ya!

I’m also pretty sure that coursing you you low rent incompetent shit balls! Me buying an Elton John tab book makes me gay……

Yo princess…..

by RoachKiller

You starting to see where that 31 years and 5million accident free miles are starting to work there magic?

I don’t think you’re supposed to be able to see the stars through the top corners of your box, brah…..

As of…..

by RoachKiller

Right now they are stalling on the 500k advance! I said I would do the 2 year stint if I had the advance.

That way all my home shit is taken care of and I can just enjoy the road!

Added bonus, a new custom shop everything….. 🙂