Ladies…..

You both were lovely ladies! I was eating a nacho with fresh jalapeno on it! I can appreciate your friendlyness but the bartender wouldn’t shut up so I bought you those Jell-O shots just so the dude would get me a fucking beer! My mouth was on fire!

All hail the blue moon!

Oh the….

Soon to be x wife?

Nope haven’t talked to her in like 6 months! Ever since she tried to get me arrested in Wyoming for breaking the restraining order. The judge dropped it and said there was zero “ proof” I would do her harm!

Tried many times to contact her to see what she wants done with her shit! Finally gave up and started tossing it!

Oh the kids? Yea they don’t give a shit about me! The oldest is off in her own “ woke psychology “ world!

The youngest is just sure I’m the devil! Since our last time together where I asked her to help install the bedroom tv.

You know, the one where I again had to do it all by my self! Totally ass fucked my shoulder in the process….. all while she was having one of her mental breakdowns on me…. mid torn shoulder muscle holding a 65lb tv….

Yea, me and Mika are quit content! I now only get mad when she pulls on the leash! The old lady knows how to go on a walk! Every once in a while she gets her super honory mind moving! 😉

We’re doing fine and if any of the above were to contact us. We would accept the challenge! My bad, the interaction!

No I have never as far as I know spoken with the x or the kids via social media etc…..

I do know, they did me wrong! Big time did me wrong! If I were not so nice, I would boot them the fuck out of my life forever!

Unfortunately they are my kids and as a dad. I will always be here for them! Even after doing me so wrong like they did!

In there defense, I’m sure they listened to there highly drugged mom! Who in her need to not loose there love. Told them whatever she had to…..

I’ll leave it with this! Every action has an equal reaction!

Oh and fyi, it’s going to cost about $1000 to deep clean the carpets cus you were to stoned to let the dog out…..

In the 6 months I’ve been home! The dog has had maybe 6 -7 accidents on the carpet! All my fault for not letting her out…..

Doh….

And here we are again with the same batch of geezers rolling the hood! If I showed you pictures you would go, Shaffer, Crete, Shaffer driver really fucking old Shaffer driver…..

I’m telling ya man! These fucking isdiosso’s just ain’t smart enough to realize exactly how fucked they are….

No use in fighten stupid! Just kick back, relax and watch the show…..

Did you know…..

That the electric company sends people out on Sunday. With zero . Zero identification on them! Yea, really to get your data for there “ lowering electric bills team!

Yea really buddy! NOT!

Get the fuck off my property you low rent cunt!

No lady…..

I am the guy you’re looking for!

Online portal, Upscale exotics with a recently started OF budget class!

What do you want? Traffic or in on my action? wich is it?

Please oh please….

Don’t tell me that was your big hack! My eyes are literally rolling Into The back of my head from your batch of stupidity…..

Hey if she…..

Wants a second chance. She has to show some initiative! Cus I ain’t chasing shit…..

This Sunday I’ll be playing pool…..

Hey little man….

You realize we have been tracking you and yours stupidity for years, right?

You also know all of you will be doing time, right?

When I have talked over the years. I ment what I said! You realize that right?

Check it out…..

Turned out really good! Forgot the tomato paste added last minute! Turned out well! Mmmm

FYI, I soaked the pinto’s a full 24 hours. Then kept them dry in the fridge for another 24 hours! With a 7 hour crockpot low cook…..

If you go to the 82nd Fred meyers be on the look out for a white Chevy suburban, Newer version no front or back plate. Didn’t see a temp permit through the heavily tinted rear window!

The parked 2 stalls over. When I came back they were parked next to my car and vamoosed out of there when they saw me!

They also caught the attention of store security who was also out there! My guess it was either gas or a break in! Did however check for obvious places gps could be tapped.

Be careful out there the white and black negros are mething up and stealing! Especially gas! This explains why I keep my tank at 1/4….. or less! Fools!

Man….

My stories suck! I’m a shitty liar! wtf?

Maintenance guy asked about the truck I’m driving. I told him and also mentioned that the fucking thing does killer!

I was empty heading back and had about 25 miles over a mountain of pure ice tonight! That fucking Volvo did killer! The transaxle did its job well a couple times!

His reply was you can drive! I was like, no! I just put it in gear and point it straight! 🙂 his reply? You can drive! 😉

See I can’t…. 🙂 but it did make me giggle!

Oh and Crete, how did yall fuck up the last of posie windows? ( aka jeldwen ) those were easy, long and damn good loads! Even with the multi stops and hand unloads!

Should have called I would have done them for you! But nope, yall even fucked that shit up! I would have definitely put together a good batch of guys to get the job fucking done!

Oh and I almost forgot about all the driver harassment when I would go to pick up one of those loads! Those were serious cunts! They got what they deserved, obviously! 🙂

You can tell….

If someone belongs driving in your neighborhood! Just by how fast they hit the neighborhood speed bumps!

You silver prius, do not belong…..

I just did….

A 12 hour shift! Not before seeing what was on this old tablet! Luckily it had no net access so all the old school apps still had on board log files!

I will tell you this, homeboy will be hunting an old white guy and a middle aged black guy…. Who love pictures of naked 13 year old girls…..

End of story…..

Dude…..

Get a grip! One of those trolls walked on over to ig and found my account there! I deleted all my friends right before the viral incident luckily!

Anyhoot, this dude typed, “ you’re a fag I hope you die….. etc etc!”

IDE like to say thank you for proving my point….

All hale satin! 🙂