Category: Road Life

In these kitchens are vicious! I just got the gnarliest crop dusting of my life! Jesus Christ, you need to go to a doctor and get that belly of yours checked out! Damn!

You realize this means war right? Ladies? 😉

The reason all you can smell is fish in the lunchroom because you still have a little bit of jizz stuck in your nose…..

Cause I couldn’t smell anything that smell like fish. Butt hole BO sweat yes! Fish no……

That as my trolls rear, their ugly fucking heads. They’re always seems to be an increase in police activity around me.

My guess is the death threats that caused that reaction…

Cause I sure the fuck know they ain’t there for me…..

Between a good employee and what I just witnessed is this!

If you’re unhappy with the quality of the corn and the cherries. You politely say, “we’re not happy with the quality of these we’re going to send them back!” especially if your standing in the store isles!

These low rents are screaming, “it’s all crap, it’s all garbage of produce“

Why they were screaming that customers were there! Put down there future purchases and moved on!

That’s the difference between a good employee and the gonads I just watched…..

Do I care, no! Did I find it extremely amusing! Fuck yea I did……

I would t shop there now…..

The nannas I just dropped by your place Leslie look real good!

To obviously be confused! I got to the casino at noon. They proceeded to tell me that I was there two hours earlier than the regular guy. So I’m confused as to how I’m going to slow?

Please enlighten me……

Fucking talking about you, moron? I’m having a fucking blast every day at work. But I also know I’m fucking tired of being abused for shit. I have no control of…

Yes, the pasta salad and new seasons you’re welcome……

Yeah, I was just thinking dude. Every time I see you all I see is a fish floundering! Gasping for air, trying to hold onto something that you never had……

Well, that you’re just a fucking idiot!

I found some of my daughter’s coloring books and crayons! I’ll bring them up to the drivers lounge latter. That way all you little boys and girls have something productive to do……

Cus listening to you talk is like listening to retards sing…..

Do stupid people know they are stupid? Or do they walk through life thinking they are geniuses?

Go sit at a drivers lounge either at work or a random truck stop. Then proceed to find out if I’m telling the truths or not!

But hey, what do I know? Well other than the fact you’re a fucking Moron……

To go princess? Or are you to busy with your nonsensical bullshit…..

Everything that’s come out of your B class mouth as a crock of shit…..

You’re pissed cause I fucked your mom aren’t you?

Woman asks “ what’s your dick like? While you’re on a date! Do you think your gunna get laid?

Asking for a friend…..

Door! Corner! Cooler! Corner! Door! Door! Cooler!

Everything you have to exclaim as your going in, out or around!

It’s kind of kitchen safety and it’s also kind of to help the people with disabilities….. honestly it’s actually kind of fun! 🙂

Go take mom some flowers and get the shit I need for dinner…..

Happy Mother’s Day to those who gave’th birth’eth

She gets a treat today even though she can never have children! ;(