Category: Home Life

I felt so bad…..

by RoachKiller

There is this lovely young lady at work I recently met! She tells me she has an adhd issue! Doesn’t bother me….. uh hello, crissy…..

Yet today was a long ass day! My whole objective was to put the truck away, put my lift away and get home before the dog bursts on the floor!

Mika has this new thing where she will hold her poop and pee until I get home! Even if that’s 15 hours later! Then as I walk through the door she howls and runs for the door to be let out!

So I feel bad this young lady wanted to talk and I had to cut her short! ;( I did hear about her awesome achievement she accomplished this week! YOU GO GIRL!

Matter of fact next time we are both around the yard maybe I can get her to teach me a class B truck! Cus I won’t drive one until someone trains me on the basics!

What’s in the…..

by RoachKiller

Crock today for dinner? Short ribs drenched in citrus cerveza, dehydrated mango chips, bacon, potatoes and wine!

Oh and based in a beef stock…..

Dunno how it’s gunna taste but I’ll definitely let you know…..

It’s all stuff I had to cook today or else throw it away! 🙂

P.s. ladies I realize yall are short. Yet as a tall guy I will look on the top shelf of the meat coolers and post here if they have any good sales!

So in return if I ever need anything off the bottom shelf I’ll ask yall to grab it for me! 😉

I woke up…..

by RoachKiller

Late this morning! Sat on the couch, had a large bowl of colon cleansing granola and honey bunches of o’s!

The next thing I know I wake up to this….. chew still in lip and raging morning wood, wooding? wtf?

What a fucking…..

by RoachKiller

Day! Thank goodness I bought those rain jackets! Cus today was the day for them!

Non stop! Had to bypass 1 stop as the road was shut down every which way to the place!

Over all it was a good day! Had fun, minus pulling into the school to unload. Finding out it was a 2 hour delay! So I had a gaggle of school kids to contend with!

But it’s Friday and I’m tired! I earned my keep this week…..

Added bonus, I only had to break down 2 pallets today! Oddly everyone got what they ordered! How do I know! I hand picked and searched out each box! Doh!

There ya go! That’s what I look at every day! My pallet jack and box trolly. That oddly rarely ever moves from the spot I last put it!

It’s weird! Even if I take a right turn. It’s right there! Standing up, screaming come move me, I dare you!

Oh and I’ve stopped removing other peoples trash left behind in the truck I’m driving that day! I’m not your garbage man, nor is the next driver…..

I’m almost…..

by RoachKiller

A month into this local stuff! It’s ok! I’m already tired of the rain! Which is odd considering I’ve lived in the pnw my entire life! 🙂

Other than the fact yesterday I was told “ go grab this last drop and head home after that!” Then I get back to the dc. Put the truck and my gear away. Then am told, “ oh wait, we have one more drop going back to the exact same place you just left!”

So then I had to unpack the track and gear! Other than that extremely frustrating situation. It’s been pretty good!

I definitely would love to know my accuracy count! Other than that it’s the same ole same ole! Only difference is I sleep in my own bed every night! Shower in my own shower every day…..

Pay wise, welp that’s between me and me! 😉

Using regular…..

by RoachKiller

Coffee in my iced coffee brews now! I found the slight flavoring the fancy brands offer is cool and all. Yet a simple creamer does the same thing! Doh!

So this is what I’m drinking this week! That dark chocolate oat milk mixed with a tinge of egg nogg is a splendid mocha de-lite!

Oh and these stickers are the misspent time pealing the little stickers off the fruit I eat at work!

Tonight’s dinner will be nachos with the left over meat and cheese from last nights dinner!

Just don’t let me forget to get a can of beans on my way home from work!

Told you….

by RoachKiller

This Charles Manson shirt pisses old folks off! ROFLMAO! Did you see how hard the clerk at canned food outlet slapped that stamp on my receipt? That they don’t normally put on the receipts! ROFLMAO!

Even I, on occasion need to have fun! If it’s something as simple as my “ never trust a hippie” shirt with Charles Mansons face on it! I’ll take it!

You should see what happens when I wear my “ Jesus is a cunt” tshirt! ROFLMAO!

Really…..

by RoachKiller

Would a gay man wear anything close to this? I think not!

Speaking of gay men. Remember that petit black guy who rolled for I think Shaffer? He lived around here somewhere.

The last thing I heard was, he knocked himself out when he opened the truck door? ( he could have also been the guy who burned his entire face and upper torso when he opened the coolant reservoir while the engine was hot? )

Anyways, I pulled into the dc last night after my first monster fucking run. Lo and behold, I think he was the driver who rolled in behind me!

I wonder what “ accident “ he will have here…..

Like I said, all that Crete stupidity stopped with me when I left Crete! So I didn’t bring it up….. ( I really wanted to though….. )