Category: Home Life

To nights dinner….

by RoachKiller

Will be made of of a combination of that shit there! I’m thinking a peach stirfry! Don’t knock it till you try it!

I’m also thinking I want another batch of that chilie! Since I’m not going to be giving any away this time. I can make it however the fuck I want! 🙂

Don’t let me forget to water the pinto beans tomorrow……

And yes that is exactly what I look like in my work garb! Spandex running pants, cargo pants and all…..

Sexy as fuck! I know! 😉

Don’t be sad ladies! I’ll gladly give you the time of day! Unlike that piece of shit you’re with now…..

It arrived….

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Excuse the mess in the tv room! I’m upgrading big time! Just look at this guitar! I don’t know, sometimes fashion nova just sends me the craziest of gear 😉

Anyhoot review coming soon! James Tyler guitar! Ever wonder what an $1800 china made guitar looks like? Well I can tell you, it arrived in almost perfect tune and has excellent vibration through the entire guitar!

Stay tuned I got another 25 hours to let it rest from the Mach speed it arrived here from Colorado!

I’ve been….

by RoachKiller

Running the Facebook app the last week. For shits and giggles wanting to see if it was like it was!

Yup, that app is still allowing mischievous characters access to your phone! While also rerouting your dns and bypassing your proxy!

Same shit different day!

P.s those running kid proof surfing software. Usually a porn block on your WiFi router. It is also bypassing the filters on your firewall…..

My recommendation, go back to the old school login via browser……

I delete the app and wammo everything is normal! Oddly, it’s as I expected when I installed the Facebook app!

If you would like I can provide you with a full string theory of who connected to the app and what they were trying to do…..

Ok here….

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We go! I’m burning the first 2 official candles! 1 lavender wich is citrus and the other is pink wich is cherry blossom scent!

Now these are trial runs before I make a few to give out and get a response from others on what they think….

I now know I can’t use these wicks! They put of puffs of black smoke on occasion! That’s not acceptable! I also know that 1 eye dropper of scent doesn’t give off enough good smelling stuff for my acceptability!

I also know that I will probably have to use 2 thinner wicks to get a good clean burn of the whole candle!

With that said, I’ll watch the burn, see how long I can get on each 4oz jar!

I like to think I’m a very creative person! I love colors and matching them to make a pertty image or object!

I can’t paint and I can’t play guitar every minute. So creativity pops its head out all the time! I’m not on the road anymore so finding creative ways to crack hotel WiFi routers isn’t in the daily fun circus anymore!

Yea I could fuck with my neighbors that I’m not fond of. But why? I have to see them daily! 🙂

I digress, I’m also really fond of good smelling candles burning in the house! It makes the house smell good and warm! I also know for the price of 2 Yankee candles I was able to buy enough shit to make 30 candles!

So I let creativity win and wammo, I’m making candles I also know that like everything I do! I find ways to be the best…..

Then I get bored and will eventually get back to buying Yankee candles and more From the bbw store…..

Oh you didn’t…..

by RoachKiller

Think I was lying did you? This is what’s been in my feed all day today! Just like every account before! Matter of fact it’s the exact same women from those feeds!

Matter of fact I have seen several of your fav TikTok ho’s naked today…..

I’m fine like everyone else about the ladies getting a big provocative! I’m not going to complain about a women in her underoos looking sexy!

This I will fight to the death against! Full blown porn doesn’t belong on social media! Evar!

She does have a really nice cooter though….. you should see how deep that finger goes in her bum! Damn!

God damn….

by RoachKiller

That chilie is good! I hope everyone else I gave some to enjoyed it also! Not often you get fresh made chili made with whiskey brought back from Japan by my kid!

Oh and I cook it to where the beans are almost done! That way, since I know 90% of it will be reheated in the microwave. The beans will still pop after being reheated….. fucking killer stuff man!

Tastes damn good to me!

Yup…..

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That is what you think it is! I’ve been waiting 4 months for a box of those breadsticks to hit the free bin!

I don’t like to get greedy when it comes to the freebies! Those I most definitely was!

Oh and I found Mika’s leash in my pocket again! 😉

Oh it was worth the wait!

God damn…..

by RoachKiller

I’m fucking cranky! It’s my Monday and I walk in to mass amounts of information being thrown at me that I won’t need till tomorrow!

Sure hope my tiny brain can keep from imploding today! Luckily tonight’s an easy ride! Praise sweet baby Jesus! 🙂

And that fresh ramen was way overloaded with garlic! I can still smell it today…..

Dinner…..

by RoachKiller

Is in the pot!

Fresh cilantro, onion, garlic, green peppers! All mixed in with pinto beans, stewed tomatoes, tomato paste, with browned pork sausage and pork steak!

A splash of white wine, Santory Japanese whiskey and a large squirt of Louisiana heat bbq sauce!

Will be ready in about 5-8 hours…..

Went to….

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Canned food outlet last night! After pooring a bowl of cereal and realizing I have zero milk or almond milk!

Looking around and found these fresh ramen packages in the produce section!

Welp, breakfast is served! Although far better than dried top ramen or nissin. It is super garlicky but really good!

I just topped with a bit of teriyaki sauce…..

God damn….

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Told you I could do better! 🙂

I am impressed with how good this thing works! I have been noticing an increase in my hawking of loogies the last week! A bit of tightness in my lungs…..

It’s showing in my sleep data on my Apple Watch…..

Dude, I’m having….

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A blast at work! I do my job and roll on home! It’s quit the bit of fun!

Now they are pulling the Crete move! They offer me a run and then tell another driver that it was there run and I stole it!

Classic dispatch move! That way they can concentrate the employee hate on the strongest person and move it away from themselves!

No, I pulled in after my run. Asked, “ hey you got anything else?” They handed me the paperwork and away I went!

I didn’t walk into the dispatch office and find some bills and go, “ I’ll take that one!” Nope!

Still having the time of my life! Added bonus, the free veggies and fruit is really, really, really good! 🙂

Because of this I have a new berry addiction! or should I say, berry, salad, coleslaw, yellow and orange peppers! Not to mention my brussel sprout mainljning issue! 😉

And yes it’s a known fact that driving between 0300-0600 is difficult! The earths gravitational pull is at its strongest! Wich in turn makes awake time even harder! that’s usually my most talkative and fidgety time!

This explains my high caffeine intake and occasional 15 minute roadside naps! As any safe and attentive driver will tell you!

Google it you dumb mother fuckers!

FYI, I found a flavored Brie that is just fantastic!