Category: Home Life

I just heard…..

by RoachKiller

The news! Due to the fact I refuse to play this stupid ass game. You’re going to cut my hours? ROFLMAO! is it alright if I start fucking with my fellows like they have fucked with me over the last 9 months?

I will gladly play that game! Twill be much meaner from me but hells yea! I’ll gladly fuck a few of those dinks up!

Oh and fyi, spoke with my neighbor! She had a different view of the jumping beans banging on doors!

Her batch of stupid were much older and literally beat on her door! I don’t know what’s wrong with you people! Anyone who would do that to scare a little old lady and her sick husband. Deserves to get squished! Low rent cunts…..

Obviously they weren’t having an issue as one of the jumping beans had a phone strapped to her face in the video…..

It happened…..

by RoachKiller

I just heard a random black woman queff! Yes I too was shocked until the smell hit!

God bless kohls amazon return line! Brings back the memories of k-mart…..

Fyi, the vaginas smell the same, black, white or red!

Green shirt lady can fucking queff

You’re not….

by RoachKiller

Going to believe this! Just called insurance to add the brand new car, right! They explained to me that my payment is $7 less a month now!

I am paying for full coverage with the lowest deductible possible! $70 a month!

No fucking shit! I’m guessing those 5 million accident free OTR miles are finally paying off! 🙂

( ps. Yes do the driving tracker in the insurance app! Already dropped my insurance monthly rate $30 a month since I started using it! )

Stop believing…..

by RoachKiller

The bullshit you read on the internet from random haters and trolls!

I did damn good on the new car purchase yesterday! I’ll tell the whole story on a vblog soon!

But here’s what I can tell you. I got the trade in value for the hotrod! I got the 8 year warranty! And I did it for $3 over my set budget!

So yea, I did good considering the warranties now for 8 years cost an easy $5000 not including window repair and or gap insurance…..

Notice the smoked taillights….. and yes it has sport mode! Bwoop bwoop!

I am now….

by RoachKiller

Very well rested! Definitely not nearly as good as the first movie! nor would it qualify as a second movie! More like a movie you take your girl to cus your gunna be getting laid the whole time….

My date agrees!

It’s like going to a Sarah Silverman show and predicting the punch lines before she says them…..

Yup….

by RoachKiller

I’ve been reduced to buying a new mattress! Although the new mattress I just bought is comfortable. I never slept on it for more than 4 days at a time!

Now that I have a gnarly kink in my neck and sore everything. I decided my sleeping important! So I went ahead and bought a new Serta old school mattress!

No rubber, memory foam, nada! Just an old school spring and foam mattress! firm to be exact!

So realizing I now have another mattress and no bedframe. A bedframe was needed for the spare bedroom!

So here ya go! I’m thinking that finding a couple bohemian style nightstands and I will be proud to sleep in my spare bedroom!

Finally…..

by RoachKiller

Some real fucking food! 2 bbq burritos and a cream cheese and roast beef sandwich! Buuuurp!

Twas good! I really need to start remembering to eat…..

Looks like dominos tonight……

The young lady…..

by RoachKiller

Who rocked my world again last night. I don’t think she quit understood why I didn’t add a lot of seasoning to this pork shoulder I made in the crock pot yesterday?

Only cus I plan on using that shoulder for multiple dishes! Pulled pork sandwiches today. A corn chowder Soup later tonight!

With the remainder of the meat being used in a casserole for tomorrow! so a light seasoning kicked ass for the basics and a heavy per dish seasoning will rock the rest….. 🙂

Omg…..

by RoachKiller

I’m guessing the antibiotics are working! As I literally have snot globing everywhere! This means the sinus infection is wayning and maybe I can finally get the tooth pulled that’s causing the issue!

Doesn’t every single person walk there dog before they go to work? Looser…..