Tell you what….

I thought long and hard yesterday about your offer! Ask the girlfriend, she kept asking, “ what’s wrong?” All day!

Here’s the deal! You tell Porsche’a boy that I’ll slap my Subaru in sport mode and we can race!

If I win, I’ll do the tour! If I loose, I will stay home and bang the old lady every night! All while still writing for yall!

If he agrees the deal is final and as good as an honest handshake!

Either way mother fucker, you’re taking me for a ride in that new lambo! Comprende’?