Actually, I got…

Dickhuge.com I didn’t like the plural on the dick. I couldn’t get the name to roll off my tongue.

But dick huge sounds like somebody’s actual fucking name! So enjoy dickshuge.com! See the plural doesn’t sound right…..

Yawn……

Had to pull a four hour last night! I had one project that I had to get done before I left last night and I figured it was gonna take me two hours but instead it took four fucking hours

So today, I actually had to take a nap! I had some stuff I had to make sure had to be done! Lucky for me all is complete …..

Let’s see how long it takes the super hackers to figure out what I did this time……

I’ll also bet that the only way they figure out what I did is by somebody else telling them! Cus I found my super hackers, really aint super at shit!

If it wasn’t for the fact that somebody else gave them the information they needed. They wouldn’t be hackers at all……

That was a……

Motherfucker, to do! Brand new wall mount with an excellent rotate and tilt! 65 inches is huge compared to that 50 inch that was there!

Did the entire install myself! No cracks no dead pixels no dislocated shoulders no ripped biceps! Picture is great and it has this special voice pro sound set up! It’s quite nice. I can actually hear them fucking talk on the TV.

Overall, I give this LG 65 inch TV in A+ plus plus and it is Mika approved!

Added bonus, I actually found my glasses that I sat down on one of the Marshalls and forgot about! Even after I said to myself, I can’t forget about where I put these….

See that airplane wing….

On the top of my tv? That’s just a regular digital tv antenna! Yes, tv is still free!

Anyhoot that’s one of the better on tv mounted antennas I’ve found! Oddly I’m actually able to get the big 5 local pdx channels and 39 more channels! So live tv is free even though we cut the cable!

Even with all my movie and tv apps. It’s still kinda a pain in the ass to find something to watch! Samsung has around 1000 channels. 44 local channels and the thousands of shows and movies available via the apps!

Definetly better than paying the price of cable!

Upgrades complete…..

Bought this Pelham blue standard a while back! Cool guitar just boring as fuck to look at!

Came across this guy over In England who creates copper pick guards and truss covers!

Now originally my plan was to get the truss rod covers for Les Paul 666 and 667. That way I would know wich Satan I had! The real or fake one….

Yet he did not engrave evil like 666 or 667! ( guessing for religious reasons! Even though the serial is actually 666 )

Yet I liked the looks enough I went ahead and ordered a set! I’m thinking a little time and oxidation and these will look groovy dude!

Ever seen a…..

10.5 lb telecaster? Designed by Grover Jackson?

Now you have…..

I bought 2 of those gj2’s! Fucking indo made deal of the century!

1 is a normal 7lbs and the other is this 10.5 lb behemoth! Excellent p-90 / humbucker habanero combo! Under $500 each new!

They are built like a base model American made G&l….. nice rosewood board and authentic Grover locking tuners!

Don’t ever let anyone tell you an indo or china made guitar cant be wicked good!

Not much of a fan of the V! Yet since it’s the only one I own I keep it around to remind me, I don’t like V’s! 😉

Not to mention that all white phenolic board compares well to Les Paul 666’s richlite boards….

Wich hold up very well on the road! Wich is why I like Godin’s high end multiacs so much …..

Last year…..

I ordered a Stanley mug from scooters! The special candyland edition! The wife ran with it and almost everything santa brought, Was candyland themed!

Allthough I feel like a bronie while wearing this piece of candyland pegasister! I now have grandkids, so I must sport this shirt! 😉

I knew it…..

I’ve been having issues with my shoulder since the tv fiasco of 2025! It’s been hurting and I had loss of movement and muscle.

Oddly today I reached over to get a peice of trash off the floor! Felt a gnarly pop and wammo! The pain is gone and I have full movement back! wtf?

I just scratched my back with that arm! Something I haven’t been able to do in months

Woo hoo! Praise sweet baby Jesus!

So can you tell wich is the real PRS ce and wich is the se?

Finally decided…..

How I am going to finish my right arm sleeve. It too will also match in the same spot on my left shoulder……

I’ll be doing a traditional Japanese Koi under my armpit that curls around., goes over my shoulder on both arms all while continuing the blackout on my right and going into the steampunk/Gothic/bio, mechanical as fucking evil as I can think of, left arm blackout…..

Stay tune!

Oh No no no…..

This being followed is legit and true! Has been for years! The only thing that has changed is I’m recognizing more of the followers! Almost all who are in their personal vehicles….

I’ll tell this story again! Way back when this company had a shop over off of front street! ( lawyers tell me all I can do is regurgitate the old stories! Yet this proves my point! )

Anyhoot! I had a delivery down off front street in kc! I remember it well cus it was a hazmat load. Twas 5 gallon jugs of refrigerants!

I had come in from I-80 in Nebraska! Good couple hundred miles away from delivery! When I started I noticed a gold 70’s boat of a Lincoln continental! Don’t think anything of it! Drove the couple hundred miles into kc to deliver. Had actually started unloading. When that same Lincoln with the same grey haird geezer pulled up to the office of this warehouse!

Now I’m thinking that’s wierd! So they continue unloading and eventually I see the geezer leave! Normally I wouldn’t do this but I went inside and asked, “ is it ok if I ask about that old man that just came in here?”

They proceeded to explain that this guy was looking to either broker these loads or have his trucks run them through there broker!

Well that was odd and honestly a bit scary!

Over the years that same thing has happened quite often. Except now they can try to steal loads electronically through load boards etc… if they know where you picked up and delivered!

I have seen an increase of fired, recently wrecked and people who can’t figure out the trucking game doing the follow the leader bullshit!

Now they are using the excuse of “ road safety!” Naw, it’s a batch of cunts looking for revenge for them or there spouses either getting fired, not running or whatever red flag they are sporting this week! It’s all intimidation, load theft and harassment!

I have plenty of examples of you need them! Your own high quality employees doing this sort of stupid shit!

This place has a never ending supply of stupid! I tell everyone “it’s not trucking! It’s a bunch of princess’s playing trucking…..”

So when they actually get a good driver like me and the other very few that still work here this week. We receive the majority of the attacks from the stupid…..

I’m bragging…..

I would like to introduce you to my 2 grandsons! William on the left and Clark on the right!

All fingers, toes and chromosomes accounted for!

From what I’m hearing the guy on the right is going to be the hellion! While the guy on the left is gunna be like my daughter! Laid back and plots his next kill…… 😉

Photo redacted at request of parents!

Oh and that is the car seat system I bought them! The daughter says it’s awesome! She doesn’t have to take them out of the car seats to put them on the double stroller…..

Here’s the link

https://a.co/d/0xNZVx7