Category: Ford Fender

Dude…..

by RoachKiller

Can you break your tailbone? On Monday I was at work heading out the door. Raining but not bad. I step on like the 1st or second step headed down the stairs.

All I know is it was slippier than shit! My leg foot slipped off the step. Went and took out my other leg and I landed mid stair on my ass!

Spilled my fresh cold brew ta boot!

Yet for 2 days now my tail bone right by the top of my ass crack is sore as fuck! I’ve been living off of ibuprofen…..

And sitting only in the ash of the fire of Satan himself! ( you know your bible, right? )

On a good note I’ve been playing the shit out of this bitch…..

Ya know…..

by RoachKiller

I get these premonitions! Although I own a 7000 watt generator that can power the entire house. It’s super loud and would suck for a long term back up!

Yet I have this odd feeling I’m going to be using this for some time this winter! It has more than enough power to run the furnace and hot water heater! ( both gas )

I also know I don’t want to spend big bucks for a Honda….

So I snagged this one! I’ll let you know how it works…..

Thank goodness…..

by RoachKiller

I’m a member of home title lock and that one that watches your credit report!

Well that and I don’t trust you so my non wired cameras keep an eye on all things home…..

As soon as I figure out where to put that new plant. I’ll definitely do another naked bongo session…..

Might even ask the chick that just got the new Les Paul if she wants to join…..

Oh yea….

by RoachKiller

The harassment brigade saw an xfinity truck parked out on the road by the house. So the low rent trash they are. They keep keep pulling along side and in front of the house trying to find that xfinity modem!

Their plan is the same. Hack the modem and try to gain access to my network! Wich is just another move of desperation of wann be’s and seriously fucked up people!

Either way, ROFLMAO! Good luck with that cus 2.5mb upload is way to slow for me…..

Fucking morons!

P.s. my neighbor has recorded each and every one of you dumb mother fuckers! yall really need to work on those duh faces you make while behind the wheel…..

The best so far were the Mexicans park In Front of the house yesterday! ROFLMAO!

What a day…..

by RoachKiller

Yesterday! Finally broke down and went to get some new “ work “ sunglasses! These here raybans I bought 5 years ago have just about had it!

So I grabbed my prescription and headed to the eyeglass place!

Since I already have a new pair of raybans that I will not use for work. I decided on buying the house brand! Oddly I had no idea it was buy 1 get one free!

So I got 2 pairs of work sunglasses! 🙂 while the girlfriend got a pair of sunglasses and regular glasses!

So for like $300 I scored 4 pairs….. not a bad day of shopping……

After that, I finally made it home! Had a bowl of cereal and passed the fuck out…..

Oh you know…..

by RoachKiller

You have lived a life when you walk through the ice cream isle. Trying to find what your brain is craving!

Not seeing anything worth getting except some frozen dog treats and a 1lb of crab salad!

So you leave and as your getting into the car. You realize what it is your craving!

Yup you’re craving flan! Not any flan! But flan you can only get in a little tourist town in socal!

That’s right! I’m craving a nice flan from the mad Greek in baker California!

Bummer dude…..

Cos….

by RoachKiller

Church of Satan! Temple of SET! I haven’t a clue as to these other sects you’re talking about!

Anton LaVey made the shit famous! All these other off chutes are just copy cats…..

Either way, satanism, Christianity Judaism it’s all the same necrotic belief in an afterlife or superior power that controls life In general!

Like my preacher uncle said to me, “ without evil, good has nothing to battle…..”