Category: Ford Fender

Really…..

by RoachKiller

Would a gay man wear anything close to this? I think not!

Speaking of gay men. Remember that petit black guy who rolled for I think Shaffer? He lived around here somewhere.

The last thing I heard was, he knocked himself out when he opened the truck door? ( he could have also been the guy who burned his entire face and upper torso when he opened the coolant reservoir while the engine was hot? )

Anyways, I pulled into the dc last night after my first monster fucking run. Lo and behold, I think he was the driver who rolled in behind me!

I wonder what “ accident “ he will have here…..

Like I said, all that Crete stupidity stopped with me when I left Crete! So I didn’t bring it up….. ( I really wanted to though….. )

Sorry ladies……

by RoachKiller

If you don’t want me to get back together with my soon to be x old lady. Then yall are gunna have to start taking one for the team! Cus I am definitely an old horny mother fucker!

So either put up or shut up! Cus if you ain’t fucking me, you ain’t got any say in what I do…..

Ya know…..

by RoachKiller

I was thinking of cashing in a favor with my nephew! He’s like an assistant manager or manager of I think the McMinnville Fred meyers store! ( you will know it’s the right store when you see a goody guy with the same last name as me! )

Anyhoot, every fucking time I go to the self check out at my local store. The mother fucking clerks in charge of that section are always flapping their lips about something!

I don’t know about you but if I’m doing there job. They had better be extremely attentive to me and my needs at this experience! Last time I checked I ain’t getting union wages to the job or even a 401k! Matter of fact I didn’t even get any training to do there jobs…..

So I’m thinking about cashing in a favor with my nephew and seeing about getting some good people working that section!

I dig my local Freddie’s but I also know they get paid very well to make sure my experience goes simple and easy….. so make my experience simple and easy…..

So the guy….

by RoachKiller

Who trained me those two weeks has a niece who is looking to play guitar! I remembered I had this thing on the block!

Never made it to a video! So I figure he’ll with it….. enjoy!

ROFLMAO…..

by RoachKiller

Just talked to the guitar tech where my hello kitty guitar sits! He’s gunna drop a shawbucker in it and set it up with my nyxl’s!

Ewww I’m getting excited…..

It’s a cool…..

by RoachKiller

Strap and all but I prefer my guitars to hang where women’s panties she be! Closer to there ankles!

I tried that solo, can’t do it with the guitar in that position! It has to sit much lower for me to do it comfortably…..

Time to order another strap extender….. my fav strap is 72” long and it sits perfectly…. FYI!

Also, as to why anyone would ever pass up one of these s2 594 mccarty’s is beyond my realm of comprehension…..

I haven’t…..

by RoachKiller

Splurged on much of anything lately! Yet when my fucking comforted ripped. I decided I would update it all!

So I ordered a bedspread and a nice blanket! Little did I know I wouldn’t be able to find any really thick blankets anywhere!

So I splurged! They tell me sleeping with this blanket is like fucking your favorite British inmate, only without the scurvy and possible syphilis treatments…..

Now to find a cool duvet cover….. if it even needs one!

The custom, skull….

by RoachKiller

Bandanas I ordered from India arrived! Exact patterns I wanted but I missed the “ natural “ color in the description! ;(

They will work but won’t be as cool if they were white with the decoration….