Category: Cool Stuff

I was asked…..

by RoachKiller

What is the secret to a long marriage? Well considering the old lady and I have been together well over 30 years! Here are a few of my secrets…..

1 – one of you be on the road 25+ days a month!

2 – choose your battles! ( the biggest thing evar! )

3 – learn how to say your sorry! ( most important! )

4 – have sex as many times per day as any human possibly can! Or until she throws up a white flag and says, “ I’m to sore!”

5 – any chance you get, never forget those little things your spouse likes and get them on occasion! ( unless they are flowers then kick that bitch to the curb and find a real wife! )

6 – the biggest and most important! When they stop selling her favorite green tea drink at Costco on the west coast! Make the effort to find it in another state! Even if that means, I know a guy who knows a guy whose brother is a truck driver….. )

The v8, water and shrimp are for me! The tea is for her…..

Praise sweet baby Jesus! ( I just can’t stop….. 😉

Damn cockroach…..

by RoachKiller

I’m looking at the customer complaints on your fited sheet holder. You know, the one you released shortly after I said, I was working on one!

Man, all I need to do is send a freebie of my version. To every customer of yours who left a complaint. I’ll bet you I’ll be able to sell 5000 units in the snap of your finger!

And you can’t figure out why I’ve waited so long to release mine. Other than the fact, perfection takes time! I like to think that I can stand behind what I do. Be proud of the workmanship and quality.

Obviously, something that you’re not capable of doing…..

Toomsuba.com……

by RoachKiller

Originally started out as an old apple + game like Aztec. It very quickly morphed into something better!

Never actually got to use that name for it. It done morphed so quickly!

Really thinking about using it for the un-morphed version of that game!

Stay tuned…..

Yes that’s snow and you would not believe where it’s falling at!

Oh silly goose……

by RoachKiller

My voice to text works fucking excellent. It’s not a full-blown standalone engine. It works off of your standard phone engine, Siri whatever Google uses, I can fucking remember.

Now it’s just time to add some add-ons such as voice command prompts like adding punctuation! All I had to do to get it to work 92% correct is removed one background frequency and talk directly at the phone…..

It works in a very severe background, noise environment like my truck. As I’m talking to you now I have the usual truck a.k.a. 18 wheeler background noise, including an open window……

All ambient, no tech-support headset required……

I wish Yule log tidings…..

by RoachKiller

To all! I hope everyone had a happy and safe Christmas!

My time to brag!

My youngest bought me the coolest, Phone holder! Along with the greatest fender guitar evar! Not to mention this wicked cool ford fender light up pick holder! Love you too CRISSY!

My oldest brought back some wickedly groovy gifts from overseas too!

Everything is in Japanese so I’ll guess! A ichiran ramen noodle kit! A pint of Santory whiskey! A guitar pick from a little street vendor in Taipei Taiwan, and a neat eye glass case from a shop in Japan! love you Les!

I’m telling you I have the coolest kids! Sadly, no neck ties this year! 😉

Merry Xmas to all!