by RoachKiller Getting my sleeve worked on and those vaccine shots yesterday! I am thoroughly spent!
All my muscles ache! My arms hurt and now I’m peeing with multiple streams!
Even after a full 10 hour sleep last night!
So I think I’m gunna kick back, grab a monster soda and get to getting while the getting is good!
by RoachKiller That hurts!
by RoachKiller I do not give any of you permission to inhale my scent! Especially with as delicious as I smell today!
Even my ass smells like strawberries! All though I will allow a few of you ladies a lick of my sweet ass! It’s an invitation only lick and unless you have been notified previously to this post, you weren’t invited!
by RoachKiller I went to the slums and got me a grape slurpee! well worth dodging gunfire, sex offenders and drug addicts….. so basically I had to dodge anyone you know….
All hail the grape slurpee!
by RoachKiller Has outlasted another otterbox defender ( dad model ) case again! This phone has been dropped and fallen out of the truck so many times I lost count!
The case gave its life for this phone!
Praise sweet baby Jesus!
by RoachKiller My helmet holders arrived!
Pretty Neto! Not as neat as my helmet but pretty cool!
I bought that predator helmet a few years ago! Hand painted and built by some dude in Indonesia!
by RoachKiller Feeds will be broadcasted via keithroth.com!
Spent the last couple days working on the graphics. I think you’re going to dig it. And if you look real closely, you might get to see a semi naked butt cheek…..
by RoachKiller A grandpa yet! I have about 2 months before my status as a “ secondary dad in training “ status is officially turned into grandpa status!
Please allow me some privacy in this difficult time to adjust to the name and status change!
I will also need time to prepare to not remember wich is wich! So my hunt for the “ hello my name is” shirt stickers is in high gear!
Praise sweet baby Jesus! Hail Satan! Ali Alah ahkbar! Boba fet is god….. etc etc….
by RoachKiller Sent me! Yup, a semi hollow blues boy!
Oh that’s right! I’m not supposed to talk about what I’m doing as according to Crete. It upsets my fellow employees!
Keep in mind, these are the same mother fuckers that flap their lips so much. I was able to create an ai database to run there voice print against! Just so I would have a picture and name to go with the stupidity!
by RoachKiller That ai bot is spot on with the dog to human transformation!
by RoachKiller A gamer! Not even close! Of those 8 games. 2 came with the system and 3 I downloaded for the kids!
So sack boy, lawn mowing and pac-man world are my vibe!
And if I could find hydro thunder I would be in dad game heaven!
by RoachKiller Who are going to be having twins soon. I did a little research and decided on a car seat / stroller system!
Now my daughter is getting ready to have twins soon and even though they already have 2 car seats. They don’t have anything yet for strollers!
Since she is dealing with twins. I wanted to find a system that would eleviate all the hassle of pulling each kid out. Stuffing them in the stroller 1 by one!
This is by far the best I found! You stuff the kid in the car seat in the car. You then remove the car seat carrier from the mount in the car and proceed to mount those little bastards. Still in there car seats. To the stroller!
Thus saving time, attention and the possibilities of the little bastards rolling away….. all while getting the second little monster out…..
I bought this on sale, 2 car seats and 1 double stroller for $350.00! Reasonably priced system that had a lot of good reviews!
Added bonus, when the kids get older. They can not only sit in the stroller. It can be converted so they can stand and ride too…..
Jesus it even has a bubble indicator! Even a dad who does “ construction” can install and use this thing! Cmon…..
by RoachKiller 
Right now it’s between these 4! That hypermotard looks like way to much fun but the street fighter honestly looks like I would kill myself…..
The pinigal is super lightweight and of course the super sport s is budget friendly fast…..
Still looking and deciding! Fuck who knows I might just go buy a slick Indian and call it a day!
Maybe even a royal enfield! That shotgun and hunter models look real goods! 70’s Yamaha style…..
by RoachKiller I’m just watching the show….
FYI, during the day, this thing moves like you wouldn’t believe! Way cool!
#traintrackr
by RoachKiller Right now? update, update, update…..
by RoachKiller Princess’s are deciding on your next troll. I’ll be busy putting this in today!
But yea, you ladies feel free to keep on doing the worthless trolls!
Well worthless to you! Monster $ signs to me…..
by RoachKiller I was so close to having the black out finished! 1 maybe 2 more hours! But after 4 hours I started doing that weird hypothermic breathing thing…. That was a lot of skin coverage….:
Personally I think it was a wise decision! Hey, I did the best I could…..
by RoachKiller Bought a few helium mobile miners a while back! Placed 3 of them already and kept one for myself!
Decided last month before I left to do a 30 day burn in on mine. Welp after 30 days it still works! Slackers driving by the house spent a lot of time trying to work them!
I did find it hilarious though! I turned on the free customer WiFi option! Within minutes, the slackers were on line and trying to be what we call in the industry, “ fucking stupid!”
Which is sad too! Cus I have no problems leaving an open WiFi connection for the neighborhood! Ya know limiting bandwidth of course! Yet because of incompetent, low rent, shitbags like you people! I can’t do that! It’s fucking Sad, I know!
You will learn that all good deeds never go unpunished!
Shit bags are constantly needing to show you how important they are…..
by RoachKiller I ordered one of those traintrackr of the New York City subway system! Can’t wait to fire this fucker up…..
by RoachKiller Thanks for reminding me! I forgot I was going to transfer it over to network solutions and add the additional 40 years of registration!
As of right now, they’re the only registrar that you can register for up to 50 years! Go daddy limits you to 10 years!
Thanks for reminding me, when I get a chance I’ll transfer it over and renew it…..