Are you mad brah…..

That a mortal man like me can make not only your mom and your sister scream in ecstasy like that? Yet im pretty sure I could even make your aunt scream with pleasure!

All while you can’t even find a partner to even do the humpty dance with!

Jajaja, laoooooooser!

Gotta admit, it is a cool car……

It was nice to see the girlfriend skip all the way back to her apartment when I dropped her off last night! I can go to sleep tonight knowing “ a job well done!”…..

You’re not….

Going to believe this! Just called insurance to add the brand new car, right! They explained to me that my payment is $7 less a month now!

I am paying for full coverage with the lowest deductible possible! $70 a month!

No fucking shit! I’m guessing those 5 million accident free OTR miles are finally paying off! 🙂

( ps. Yes do the driving tracker in the insurance app! Already dropped my insurance monthly rate $30 a month since I started using it! )

Stop believing…..

The bullshit you read on the internet from random haters and trolls!

I did damn good on the new car purchase yesterday! I’ll tell the whole story on a vblog soon!

But here’s what I can tell you. I got the trade in value for the hotrod! I got the 8 year warranty! And I did it for $3 over my set budget!

So yea, I did good considering the warranties now for 8 years cost an easy $5000 not including window repair and or gap insurance…..

Notice the smoked taillights….. and yes it has sport mode! Bwoop bwoop!

Oh and if…..

You want my x old ladies stash. Let me know! There is enough weed vape and bud in this bag I found to keep the entire neighborhood stoned for a good week straight!

Look at my fb page and go to the weed post! Imagine that bag filled with biles of weed vape and film canisters of bud!

There ya go…..

That’s a flamed hello kitty…..

That’s what…..

I thought! My motorcycle insurance was way over charging me! When I set it up it was $265 a month. Then The guy said, no it’s $165.00 a month!

Just spoke with my agent and he said no, it’s $65 a month! ROFLMAO!

So someone owes me a $100 cus I way over paid when I set this up!

Anyhoot! Both new helmets fit! My daily rider will be the green bell helmet! It fits like a glove! American 3x size!

The ruroc I will keep for fancy time! It’s carbon fiber and fits snug and comfortable! ( I have to push my ears in! 😉

It’s equipped with all that fancy in helmet communication and shit! Both of them are far superior to the black one previously pictured!