by RoachKiller You want my x old ladies stash. Let me know! There is enough weed vape and bud in this bag I found to keep the entire neighborhood stoned for a good week straight!
Look at my fb page and go to the weed post! Imagine that bag filled with biles of weed vape and film canisters of bud!
There ya go…..
That’s a flamed hello kitty…..
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by RoachKiller I thought! My motorcycle insurance was way over charging me! When I set it up it was $265 a month. Then The guy said, no it’s $165.00 a month!
Just spoke with my agent and he said no, it’s $65 a month! ROFLMAO!
So someone owes me a $100 cus I way over paid when I set this up!
Anyhoot! Both new helmets fit! My daily rider will be the green bell helmet! It fits like a glove! American 3x size!
The ruroc I will keep for fancy time! It’s carbon fiber and fits snug and comfortable! ( I have to push my ears in! 😉
It’s equipped with all that fancy in helmet communication and shit! Both of them are far superior to the black one previously pictured!
by RoachKiller This is definetly a heavy duty crash jacket! Elbow, back and shoulder pads and all! feels like a heavy duty kevlar but I’m not sure…..
My only question is, would I have paid $629.00 dollars for this regularly?
by RoachKiller Have “ wanna be” by spice girls stuck in my fucking head?
Bought 3 helmets! Whichever fits the best I keep…..
by RoachKiller I pick it up Tuesday!
by RoachKiller Duty fee’s, now customs! Damn all they are, are guitar straps! Jesus Christ!
I wonder if they are going to end up like those Egyptian canopic jars I ordered from Egypt? A little hole drilled into each one?
by RoachKiller If she doesn’t look like Dee Schneider of twisted sister….
by RoachKiller Killer day! Yesterday was a good day! Had to throw chains over the mountain. Got back they had a couple runs for me to do. Including the nanna’s to the store over by my daughter’s place!
Where jenn’ay and I truly fell in love! ( long running joke about my pallet jack! 🙂
Yea Twas a good, exhausting day!
P.s. you should have seen the look on those greasy haired geezers faces when I whipped that 48’ box through the parking lot a bat out of hell!
That’s the difference between a pro and a pussy!
And these settings work best for that metal tone and crunch in the room I play this amp…..
by RoachKiller Why all my new picks will be pink….. and I personally like the heart clipping as it makes the pick far more stable in my hand….
Oh did I mention the chicks love it too?
by RoachKiller I saw this woman on smedia smoking a cigarette! She looked so cool! So I ordered a carton and will be sporting one in every video from now on!! Seriously! 😉
by RoachKiller Get a grip! One of those trolls walked on over to ig and found my account there! I deleted all my friends right before the viral incident luckily!
Anyhoot, this dude typed, “ you’re a fag I hope you die….. etc etc!”
IDE like to say thank you for proving my point….
All hale satin! 🙂
by RoachKiller You’re either having a manic episode or you really are on meth!
Went to sell a couple guitars. While I’m waiting someone called the clerk I was dealing with. From what the clerk said, the guy on the phone said he was on meth but he was looking to play the drums. He called to see if he could get a free kit! ROFLMAO!
Wow, that’s an interesting phone call! If I had been the clerk all I would have said is, “ if you come in I can cut you a deal! 10% off but only if you bring me a big bag of whatever your actually on!”
ROFLMAO! Sounds like one of my groupies in action……
by RoachKiller What it’s like to truly go viral on social media? Here ya go!
I promise you it’s not as much fun as you think….
I can take it with a grain of salt cus it’s nothing new. Some little grandma from Iowa wouldn’t take it nearly as well…..
https://www.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=122104578891257626&id=61587728795087
by RoachKiller I am looking g to start a new gig band! Who will I choose? I don’t know, probably people I can fucking trust…..
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by RoachKiller More to go! That was another grand….. for those 3 in the stands…..
by RoachKiller Official count yesterday and I still have 102 guitars! ROFLmao!
So I’ll be getting back to the grind soon! I said I was only keeping 50 and I ment it!
I will also be having a gig bag sale! 5 for $100! All mint and in 100% good condition! Added bonus you and your friends can stink them up with cigarette and vape smell…..
All hail 666!
by RoachKiller Make a showing around Milwaukie bowl first! I grew ip there and believe me, I now more than a few league players there!
They got a mini table so I vamoosed after a few of the fat chicks I needed to see me there, did!
Now it’s back to “ self care!” ROFLMAO…..
by RoachKiller I came home. Layed down on the couch. Fell asleep watching videos on my phone! Was awoken by my said phone hitting me in the face.
Walked up stairs, fell asleep and was awoken to the dog having a fart session! ROFLMAO!
I won’t be doing all the food tonight but I have got to play some billiards! So I’ll be heading out tonight to do just that!
I know a place! You, you will just have to follow…..
And yes, the lady who was hitting on me last night at mcmennamins was definitely doing that! I don’t know, when she asked if I wanted to fuck was a damn good clue…..
If she had not looked exactly like a younger version of my ex mother in law. I definitely would have rented a room and got me a piece of ass last night! No if’s ands or butts about that one….. 😉
And you dudes at the bars! Yall are fucking scary freaks man! Yall really need to stop staring at the ladies like lost puppies….. Jesus fucking Christ!