by RoachKiller Will be fresh egg plant, fettuccine alfredo with shrimp, with an appetizer of fresh hand made jalapeño poppers with a side marina sauce…..
Tomarrows dinner will include fresh vegan hotdogs, coleslaw and something green with baby corn in it!
by RoachKiller No more dooshy mcdooshes for atleast 34 hours! Yay! I think they pulled their man buns way too tight! 😉
It’s my Friday this week mother fuxkers! I’m outta here…..
( yes he’s doing what you think he’s doing….. )
by RoachKiller I always have to pee when I’m waiting for someone to show up?
by RoachKiller After your reaction of seeing me again for the first time in 30+ years. I’m thinking I shouldn’t have any problems putting my thingy in that gaping mouth of yours!
So if you want to? You can come down to where I’m playing pool tonight and let’s chat!
No, I’m not going to watch you bowl…. Makes my shoulder hurt just thinking about it!
by RoachKiller Different day! and I’m actually talking about you! Not stocks…..
by RoachKiller Raw dogging this one! Been years since I had the real stuff! Especially at $10 a half gallon!
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by RoachKiller A Dubai chocolate like milkshake! Only from 31 flavors….. 😉
by RoachKiller I never thought this would work! Tonight’s dinner is eggplant with ny strip steak in a stir fry base!
First i doused the meat and eggplant in Japanese bbq sauce and cooked vigorously in the wok!
Next I threw in the Stir fry base wich was teriyaki flavored!
Cooked thoroughly, through and through! Served with Parmesan cheese sprinkled vigorously on top!
Buuuuurp!
FYI, the eggplant tastes magnificent cooked in Japanese bbq sauce!
by RoachKiller 40ft box is packed to the door! You just hope it looks this good at the end of it all…..
I can tell I’ve been running that shuttle the last month! I’m hurting today! 😉
Jenn’ay did good today! 🙂
by RoachKiller Watching the show princess! Free will is what your god gave you! I’m not going to stop you, it’s up to you, your god and high priced lawyer to decide if that free will is used for good or evil….
Comprende’?
by RoachKiller I’m Finally able to get the hotrod In for repairs from the 3 people who have backed into it!
The Car literally has 5600 miles on it and has been hit 3 fucking times! Either they thought I was gay and are homophobes or they are jealous my penis is bigger than there’s?
Fuck if I know but the hotrod is finally getting fixed…..
Yay!
by RoachKiller I thought! My motorcycle insurance was way over charging me! When I set it up it was $265 a month. Then The guy said, no it’s $165.00 a month!
Just spoke with my agent and he said no, it’s $65 a month! ROFLMAO!
So someone owes me a $100 cus I way over paid when I set this up!
Anyhoot! Both new helmets fit! My daily rider will be the green bell helmet! It fits like a glove! American 3x size!
The ruroc I will keep for fancy time! It’s carbon fiber and fits snug and comfortable! ( I have to push my ears in! 😉
It’s equipped with all that fancy in helmet communication and shit! Both of them are far superior to the black one previously pictured!
by RoachKiller Work locker! You no touch! My snow bibs will not fit you, are really dirty and kinda smell like butthole!
There is nothing of any interest in there for you!
by RoachKiller Fucking day! Chains required over the mountain! You get down the mountain and take off your chains. 10 miles later the roads turns to black ice!
So my 3 hour ride turned into a 5 hour ride! Then another 5 hours back…..
Oh and don’t think it’s weird talking to the truck accident camera! You do what you gotta do to get the job done!
If my brain ain’t occupied I’m getting sleepy…..
by RoachKiller That speed trap is running after all these years….
by RoachKiller Comes mother fuckers…..
by RoachKiller Am I having to do this again? I thought spring had sprung, mother fuckers…..
by RoachKiller Tell I ate outside food! I’m sweeting like a pig today! Always happens when I don’t eat at home! It’s weird!
Welp, poop time is almost over! Time to get to doing what I do…..
by RoachKiller There was a guy who started here like 2 days before me! Always had some issue going on! Wrecks, being banned from customers etc!
I came into work today to find out he’s no longer here! Man, who the fuck am I gunna send pictures of my awesomely stacked pallets? That stay stacked when I get back to the dc?
I loved doing that shit! 😉 mainly cus i always helped him restack the boards….. well that and he was always asking me for a pic of the weekly schedule!
Welp I’ve been here 6 months and have moved up the chain of solitude by 4 people…..
Pictured is my most recent taunt! Sorry, bro…..