Author: RoachKiller

Dude…..

by RoachKiller

Can you break your tailbone? On Monday I was at work heading out the door. Raining but not bad. I step on like the 1st or second step headed down the stairs.

All I know is it was slippier than shit! My leg foot slipped off the step. Went and took out my other leg and I landed mid stair on my ass!

Spilled my fresh cold brew ta boot!

Yet for 2 days now my tail bone right by the top of my ass crack is sore as fuck! I’ve been living off of ibuprofen…..

And sitting only in the ash of the fire of Satan himself! ( you know your bible, right? )

On a good note I’ve been playing the shit out of this bitch…..

Fuck me…

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I have tasted damn near every piece of fruit or vegetable that comes out out of this place! I have found my favorites like yumi blueberries, limited edition, strawberries until today!

I just picked up a newly founded greenhouse. The hydroponically grows strawberries!

I picked up the very first batch of strawberries that this place is ever harvested. All I know is that it was the best smelling best tasting strawberry I have ever fucking had!

so fucking good! So bravo to this dude and his newly founded company. Because he definitely has a winner on his hands……

And if the fruit and vegetable game doesn’t pan out, he’s set up for one hell of a weed grow shop……

Been…

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A long ass day of rounding up and detaining, undocumented, fruits and vegetables!



I have officially…..

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Found the companies 1up’er! Crete had 1 million of them. But up until today, I didn’t know if the company I’m with now had one. I found out for sure they do have at least one one upper!

I went in and was bitching about the price of fucking concert tickets. I felt like I got a good deal on floor seats for TSO!

But they wanted $191 for the tickets. For the place I use sit at the moda center.

And of course, the one upper had to jump in and tell me all about his one upper…..

I was just trying to find out if anybody else was just pissed off as I was about the price of tickets at moda center. I wasn’t bragging not at all…

What I’ve been…..

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Able to deduce today is its nation work slower and newbie day!

Jesus Christ! Next time will you assholes send me the memo so I can participate too please…..

My guess….

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You’re extremely worried! Anyone who takes this much time to harass a coworker knows thiere time is short…..

Well gotta get back to work…..

FYI, it’s true, vaccines still hurt the day after…..

Life could be worse puta! You could be this guy who blew through a school bus stop…..

Another day…..

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Of putting this 40’er into this hole without hitting anything! I would ask you but we already know the answer to that wreck…..

Nana’s….

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Look good today! And they are getting a whole lot! And yes they are good here by your place and the one by my place….. I do them both…..

FYI, the Dracula blood oranges weren’t very bloody…..

What a day…

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It started out good! Then slowly degraded! Did my first 7 stops and realised I had 2 1 box stops after!

Only problem was is the 1 boxes I was delivering were worse than the ones I was replacing! wtf?

Then as I’m finally rolling east to hit the far east stops. The truck feels like it’s about to blow a transmission! Engines working harder while I’m slowing down! So I look at my dash. Zero idiot lites, air pressure good….. so I manually downshift the truck! Same fucking thing!

So I figure maybe the brakes are dragging? So I pop the trolly valve a couple times. Slowly you can feel the truck brakes release! wtf?

So I test it again! Tap the trolly valve and I feel the braking and it never really stopped with the tug feeling!

So to fix I tapped the trolly valve multiple times Along with the brake pedal. Finally it fully released!

I make it to my next stop, set the brakes and bam, it was a cold face left front smoke jam! :)Twas like hitting the bottom of the grape vine and seeing ms carriers sitting there smoken away….. 🙂

Anyhoot I did my 2 stops as they were right next to each other. Hoped in the truck fully prepared to call the breakdown guy! Nope, worked ok!

Finished my route and headed back. Had it “ pull” a couple of times at stop lights and certain harder braking situations……

How do I…..

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Say this without admiting any wrong doing! Keep in mind I’m not talking about anything social media…..

It is official, you and your friends have filled 4tb of my cloud storage. With all your everyday words, trips, buying so on and so forth!

In your unwanted advances. I scored well! All while teaching myself how to compress that much data two fold…..

So I guess, mind your own fucking business and innocent people like me won’t know more about you and everyone in your family than you do…..

With this batch of data collected from the stupid. I hope to enrich even further my compression and selective individual data collection methods….. 😉

How’s that…..

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$7.50 a gallon diesel doing ya for, princess! You voted for him!

So I’m confused why your not talking about how great trump is now? Puta…..

Here is how…..

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You can tell I still think like An otr driver!

It could be a wheel seal or maybe a blown axle case! Exploded shock maybe?

Never once crossed my mind it could be a hydraulic line for the lift gate….. wich it was…..

When you…..

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Find out one of your bosses went to the cradle of filth show at the hawthorn!

Your like dude, next time I let you borrow my “ Jesus is a cunt” shirt….

Hang tight…..

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We’re waiting for the dildo in the red Crete truck to hook up his starlink so he can show us how important he is…..