Author: RoachKiller

Watch this…..

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Show or that old show “ pretender “ and you will know exactly what I live with…..

Now the shows portray far beyond my abilities but 136 gets me damn close! Notice the characters in both those shows have their own individual skills and qwerks…..

Worser of all, what the fuck is this shit? I don’t have a smart remote so does lg think I’m going to type questions in to the ai bot? WTF?

And why did the update turn on close captioning?

Yes ladies…..

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This is how the silverware drawer ended up! Found the big white and black trays at Fred meyers! It was proudly produced by a woman owned company…..

Madesmart.com

The set also came with these 2 bigger trays! Still haven’t figured out what to use them on yet…..

That is…..

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What I have lived out of for the last 30 years! A few laundry bags and a shower backpack!

That stack there is all clothes that I wear and fit! The half bag is all of my puma ankle socks! I had no idea I owned that many pairs of puma socks! 😉

When you think about it! OTR trucking is just a hard fucking life! Especially if you’re any good at it…..

On a good note I took 2 massive garbage bags filled with old clothes to goodwill today! So if you like 3x belly shirts! You’re gunna find some good finds!

Me a 3x long fits perfect! Without sporting my hang belly! 🙂

Now you realize that my new gig, they are promising 50 – 60 hours a week! Home nights and weekends! it’s been over 30 fucking years since the last time I was paid overtime!

I’ll fucking take it! That’s far better than 70+ hours a week with zero time and a half! Sleeping in the truck somewhere in the 48 states…..

Breakfast is served….

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Ladies! Hope this will suffice? I only defrosted 1 ham steak each last night…..

Hope yall like ketchup! It’s a staple in my house…. A lot like diet soda pop and a cup of ice! 🙂

That olive oil I recently picked up fucking rocks! I honestly think it enhances the flavors…..

Well fuck…..

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I have been cleared for take off from Seattle! drug / alcohol and background check came back clean, obviously!

They tell me I have a 6 hour orientation to do. Then I will be running co-pilot for about 10 days! Then I will once again be on captains duties!

Sad, I kinda enjoyed this time not working after 30 fucking years of working 70 hours a week!

Working on that riff in captive bolt pistol! When you hear it you will know exactly which riff I’m working on…..

Oddly had….

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A whole 5 viewers with 1 staying the entire hour! Shocked! Definitely shocked TikTok let me get away with playing easy listening standards in the background the whole hour!

lol, here were the final results….. 😉 ( I so amuse myself! ) Added bonus, I really enjoyed that hour of tunes! Very fucking relaxing!

The sunglasses were there to prove my live’ity…..

If you wonder why I did what I did for my first live! Here’s a good reason…..

If it’s not…..

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The washer, it’s the dryer! If it’s not the dryer, it’s the dish washer!

On a good note, I have to get some cupboard center supports!

But 1 more dishwasher load and I’ll be done! Oh and a trip to the store for a new silverware holder…..

It’s starting to take shape….. can’t wait for the gold set to arrive!

FYI, those steak knives are sharp! Totally sliced my finger open puting them in the dishwasher…..

I’ve always been….

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This funny, dude!

It just disappeared for a long while during the demonic oppression years I was married to the stoned, demon spawn of satan……

So which group of you…..

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Ladies would all like to come over and show me a good time for my birthday?

Oh and fyi dumbass! If you or your spouse split. One will obviously stay at your owned house! All the basic laws and privacy laws are still in full effect!

I realize you ain’t the brightest of folk! Yet maybe yall should contact a real attorney before yall even get a hankering of the thought your gunna think!

You didn’t think..…

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I was kidding did you, miihaa? I have 2 loads left in the washer / dryer!

I said I was looking for sorters/ folders! Cus when that last load hits the floor! The work begins…..

These are all the clothes I had floating on the top bunk of the truck….

Not including my flight suite, arctic and regular winter bibs!

Oh and that box, yea that’s bowl decor for the green bowl on the table….. that will be a live session for later tonight on tik tok!