Breakfast is served….

Ladies! Hope this will suffice? I only defrosted 1 ham steak each last night…..

Hope yall like ketchup! It’s a staple in my house…. A lot like diet soda pop and a cup of ice! 🙂

That olive oil I recently picked up fucking rocks! I honestly think it enhances the flavors…..

Pisser dude…..

Well that sucks! I put these riblets into the crock for a long slow burn until tonight!

What I didn’t know is there is no low on this crockpot, Besides warm! So after being in there all night I wake up to make sure it’s cooking and the fucker was boiling! wtf?

So there goes that plan of having fresh out of the oven pulled pork sandwiches for dinner! So what does this mean now miihaa?

This means I will have to let the pork riblets cool down and pull the bones by hand before eating! Luckily the bones are all pretty much the same. So I’ll slap on some rubber gloves and start fishing by hand!

Over all oddly, the meat turned out well! I definitely seasoned this heavy since it was a crock and not bbq! The recipe I used is simple…..

A bag of fresh riblets from winco ( cub foods if your in the upper midwest! )

1 full beer

1 Polska kielbasa

A healthy dose of Worcestershire sauce!

2 cups of hog broth

Half bottle bbq sauce

And any veggies you may want to have with the food! I chose red potatoes!

For bread I’ll be using these cheese rolls I found at Safeway on discount…..

Wow, impressive…..

When I had decided to just give up all the old shit in the kitchen. I don’t realize what sort of inspiring adventure it would turn out to be!

So with that said, here is what my middle of the road price choices brought my way!

The glasses, oh my goodness are each pieces of art! Each one hand blown glass. All different from the next! Found 16oz glasses 6 for $15 bought 2 of those sadly! Should have bought more! 🙁 for presents!! While adding a 24 oz set for the thirsty! Size difference distinguishable by design or lack of!

The Dinnerware definitely made me feel Bonita! An unusual design plate with good sized salad plates, salad bowls and soup bowls! Full set of 24 for under $100! As I plan to entertain on occasion. I added an addition 6 dinner plates! Makes a nice balanced set!

The coolest pieces I picked up were the silverware! I really questioned my decision as fancy laser engraved silverware just sounds cheap and low rent!

Was I wrong! I picked up the 40 piece set in smoked black and a 20 piece set in gold! After opening the box I was definitely pleased with my decision! They are not light nor heavy! Perfect weight with a cool, somewhat classy design engraved!

Only time will tell how well the design holds up! Not to mention they are anodized stainless steel…..

Oh and my ramen bowls! I can’t wait to make my next batch of home cooked ramen! 80oz bowls are perfect size! 40oz are perfect for top ramen and my kashee and granola addiction!

Saw that dish rack…..

On Amazon and they had a return for $12 so I figured I would try it! I’m 1 dude, it takes me a week to fill up the dishwasher!

I can wash dishes as used! So it turned out far better than expected! Cool stainless steel piece with a water drip tray, the works! Pertty cool!

Kitchen almost done! Have to box up all the old dishes etc. so I can put out the Bonita and that cool gold and black laser engraved silverware!

Matter of fact I’ll take pictures of my Bonita ware and those utensils tonight!

Oh and meyers general cleaner is the fucking bomb! Added bonus it smells nothing like simple green for those of you recently in prison!

Don’t be jelly’s…..

Omg turned out fantabulous!

Taters cooked a little too long but…. It all turned out great? Buuuurp!

Desert was fucking awesome!

That pistachio mixed with the mocha and mango! I could eat all 4 myself! Damn good!

Tonight’s dinner…..

Will be beef pot roast! In beer, whiskey and a tomato based sauce!

It’s basically the same rue that I used for the stew. Minus the can of crushed tomatoes, mushrooms and Italian seasonings. With a lot more beer and whiskey!

This time I added some seasoning in pot! Pepper, Cajun, and Himalayan pink salt! I will add a few red pepper flakes later in the day to add a small kick!

It’s about a 3-4 maybe 5 pound beef roast.

1 can tomato paste, half a box of beef broth.

A splash of that soveign blanc boxed wine.

A big splash of whiskey

Half a bottle of my fav beer Stella artois

5 red potatoes

3 larger carrots

1 full onion chopped large

1 crushed and minced clove of garlic!

Himalayan pink salt, mucho pepper, Cajun seasoning, red pepper flakes to taste!

Put it all in the crock pot and go to work, dumbass!

You watch…

I bought about $100 on groceries! Which included big ole beef and pork roast. A couple of nice fillet steaks, and odds and ends to go with it

Tonight I’ll put one of those roasts in the slow cooker. Do it all up with veggies etc! I’ll have a fucking bowl of kashee for dinner

You watch?

FYI, I’ve picked ip both those places! Same shit, different name!

What did I buy…..

At the grocery store at 06:15 this morning! While almost breaking an entire case of wine by placing a gallon of milk on top of it?

Plenty of fiji! Got another physical coming up! coconut egg nog coffee creamer! a gallon of milk for my koshe and most of all. Another box of wine for cooking!

And thank you to the black lady at Safeway wearing the scrubs. Who helped me stack all those wine bottles back up…..

Tonight’s dinner is…..

All the shit I bought at the first of the week, I’ll never get to!

So we got steak, ham, onions and shrooms! red baked potatoes are in the microwave! 4 minutes and they will be done!

All cooked in whatever was left of that box of wine I bought last time I was home! and smothered in teriyaki sauce and herbs!

I know I’m such a prick! I took a whole 10 minutes out of my life to make a home cooked meal!

Sadly I still have all those leftovers I can eat for another meal!

That’s like 5 meals for the price of 1! And I can be guaranteed we are eating good wholesome food! I’m such a bastard, huh?

I’ll be god damned….

That was fucking good! I have never made tuna steak evar!

So I modified a simple apple juice and citrus marinade! To soak the tuna in! Damn good!

Ended up being a blackened tuna steak with a hint of sweet from honey. A hint of apple and citrus. With a nice zest of the Japanese santory whiskey my kid brought back from Japan!

Wow! Tastes nothing like fish! Nor did it taste anything like a can of tuna! Really fucking good!

The lobster tail I just baked with a pat of garlic butter. Wrapped in tinfoil in the oven at 375 for 5 minutes!

I would show you the potato but it’s still in the microwave…..

Ok made 2 pots….

I switched from Splenda to flavored and sweetened creamer mixed with milk! Not one case of the Oregon trail yet!

I also get a small pot of water and almost bring it to a boil. Then drench the beans with that before filling the rest with filtered tap water at regular temp!

The higher temps does nothing to kill any mold that might have formed on the coffee beans. FYI!

The flavor taste has become more intense. While the strength remains the same! ( depending how much coffee I put in the filter! )

This batch I’m making special for my nephew who requested it earlier today!

I don’t really…..

Feel much like cooking. I will not be able to top that stew any time soon!

Yet went to Freddie’s and scored a tuna steak and a lobster tail!

So the tuna will be brazed in an apple sauce while the lobster tail will be enjoyed in a garlic butter drizzle!

So that’s pretty much what’s for dinner tonight! Just think ladies. If you grew some initiate and walked up and said hello. You too could be eating what I’m making tonight….