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Omg….

by RoachKiller

I’m just a boy with a dream…. Since the Smokey and the bandit dream is long past and done!

I now move on to bigger and better things!

I got my juicer, my carton of candy smokes, the fix to my weed eater and new kitchen rugs!

Oh and a doggy butt on a dirty floor! Doh!

Talk about a sloppy eater…..

Check it out…..

by RoachKiller

Turned out really good! Forgot the tomato paste added last minute! Turned out well! Mmmm

FYI, I soaked the pinto’s a full 24 hours. Then kept them dry in the fridge for another 24 hours! With a 7 hour crockpot low cook…..

If you go to the 82nd Fred meyers be on the look out for a white Chevy suburban, Newer version no front or back plate. Didn’t see a temp permit through the heavily tinted rear window!

The parked 2 stalls over. When I came back they were parked next to my car and vamoosed out of there when they saw me!

They also caught the attention of store security who was also out there! My guess it was either gas or a break in! Did however check for obvious places gps could be tapped.

Be careful out there the white and black negros are mething up and stealing! Especially gas! This explains why I keep my tank at 1/4….. or less! Fools!

I just did….

by RoachKiller

A 12 hour shift! Not before seeing what was on this old tablet! Luckily it had no net access so all the old school apps still had on board log files!

I will tell you this, homeboy will be hunting an old white guy and a middle aged black guy…. Who love pictures of naked 13 year old girls…..

End of story…..

Dude…..

by RoachKiller

Get a grip! One of those trolls walked on over to ig and found my account there! I deleted all my friends right before the viral incident luckily!

Anyhoot, this dude typed, “ you’re a fag I hope you die….. etc etc!”

IDE like to say thank you for proving my point….

All hale satin! 🙂

Golly gee wiz

by RoachKiller

From my simple example I have shown you my groupies, trolls and exactly what it’s like to be a guitar player in a satanic death metal band! you also will see exactly what it’s like to be famous!

If you check out my replies. You can see how to handle that situation! Me I like to antagonize a bit. I mean these people did walk all this way to defend there drug of choice! Might as well let them finally ejaculate and maybe encourage them some more!ROFLMAO! I mean a hit is a hit and a comment is a comment….

I mean I wasn’t monetized but I am now! the moral of the story? Everything I have said over the years is butt ass true! Even my story of having groupies, trolls…..

Most of all if they attack you on smedia. Don’t take it personally, don’t reply with the obvious comment and most of all don’t do like Keith Roth and call someone a retard! That will definitely get you banned…..

Cheers…..

https://www.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=122104578891257626&id=61587728795087

https://www.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=122104578891257626&id=61587728795087

Oh and p.s. most of all remember they won’t stop with just you! They will go for your family, friends, job, etc…..

Ok brah…..

by RoachKiller

You’re either having a manic episode or you really are on meth!

Went to sell a couple guitars. While I’m waiting someone called the clerk I was dealing with. From what the clerk said, the guy on the phone said he was on meth but he was looking to play the drums. He called to see if he could get a free kit! ROFLMAO!

Wow, that’s an interesting phone call! If I had been the clerk all I would have said is, “ if you come in I can cut you a deal! 10% off but only if you bring me a big bag of whatever your actually on!”

ROFLMAO! Sounds like one of my groupies in action……

Damn…..

by RoachKiller

A lot of women are checking me out from California and Pennsylvania! Sadly, I don’t live anywhere near there…..

On a good note, the woman I have been mentioning my wearabouts to on this blog. Have all been there every time!

So I’m trying to hard? I have t even started trying…..

Please remember, I am not unapproachable! I might look mean, I might look like I’ll rip your head off. Naw, more than likely I have to fart or am working out something in my head…..

See you ladies next time and grow some balls and say hello…..

Cus if you didn’t leave and spent the whole time staring at me. I’m pretty sure you’re interested! Or blind…..

Added bonus, I also recycle…..

Ever wonder….

by RoachKiller

What it’s like to truly go viral on social media? Here ya go!

I promise you it’s not as much fun as you think….

I can take it with a grain of salt cus it’s nothing new. Some little grandma from Iowa wouldn’t take it nearly as well…..

https://www.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=122104578891257626&id=61587728795087

https://www.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=122104578891257626&id=61587728795087

I did an…..

by RoachKiller

Official count yesterday and I still have 102 guitars! ROFLmao!

So I’ll be getting back to the grind soon! I said I was only keeping 50 and I ment it!

I will also be having a gig bag sale! 5 for $100! All mint and in 100% good condition! Added bonus you and your friends can stink them up with cigarette and vape smell…..

All hail 666!