Oh No no no…..

This being followed is legit and true! Has been for years! The only thing that has changed is I’m recognizing more of the followers! Almost all who are in their personal vehicles….

I’ll tell this story again! Way back when this company had a shop over off of front street! ( lawyers tell me all I can do is regurgitate the old stories! Yet this proves my point! )

Anyhoot! I had a delivery down off front street in kc! I remember it well cus it was a hazmat load. Twas 5 gallon jugs of refrigerants!

I had come in from I-80 in Nebraska! Good couple hundred miles away from delivery! When I started I noticed a gold 70’s boat of a Lincoln continental! Don’t think anything of it! Drove the couple hundred miles into kc to deliver. Had actually started unloading. When that same Lincoln with the same grey haird geezer pulled up to the office of this warehouse!

Now I’m thinking that’s wierd! So they continue unloading and eventually I see the geezer leave! Normally I wouldn’t do this but I went inside and asked, “ is it ok if I ask about that old man that just came in here?”

They proceeded to explain that this guy was looking to either broker these loads or have his trucks run them through there broker!

Well that was odd and honestly a bit scary!

Over the years that same thing has happened quite often. Except now they can try to steal loads electronically through load boards etc… if they know where you picked up and delivered!

I have seen an increase of fired, recently wrecked and people who can’t figure out the trucking game doing the follow the leader bullshit!

Now they are using the excuse of “ road safety!” Naw, it’s a batch of cunts looking for revenge for them or there spouses either getting fired, not running or whatever red flag they are sporting this week! It’s all intimidation, load theft and harassment!

I have plenty of examples of you need them! Your own high quality employees doing this sort of stupid shit!

This place has a never ending supply of stupid! I tell everyone “it’s not trucking! It’s a bunch of princess’s playing trucking…..”

So when they actually get a good driver like me and the other very few that still work here this week. We receive the majority of the attacks from the stupid…..

I’m bragging…..

I would like to introduce you to my 2 grandsons! William on the left and Clark on the right!

All fingers, toes and chromosomes accounted for!

From what I’m hearing the guy on the right is going to be the hellion! While the guy on the left is gunna be like my daughter! Laid back and plots his next kill…… 😉

Photo redacted at request of parents!

Oh and that is the car seat system I bought them! The daughter says it’s awesome! She doesn’t have to take them out of the car seats to put them on the double stroller…..

Here’s the link

https://a.co/d/0xNZVx7

No no no…..

I told you, the ladies love it when you stretch like this! Not that god pose shit! Pose like this and I promise the ladies will come running!

Yea I have been putting the babies in funny situations! 🙂 oddly that little baby has some serious muscle definition! I’ve already tatted up his arms once with poop emoji’s! He looks spectacular with them! As his arms literally already have definition…..

You should see the pics I did in photoshop! His brother is now baby terminator! The good one with Arnold…..

How’s troll life…..

Rolling you geezer? I see you stopped by the pilot where I’m resetting and made them aware of my presence! Or did you call this time?

I figured you could atleast be a man and stand behind your trollism! Yet I digress, that would require you to be some form of a man!

Either way, I’m resetting my hours and could give 2 shits about you or your batch of stupid!

P.s. hotdogs on potato buns is really good!

Yes I know, I am sexy as fuck! Ladies, go enter your name In The website for your chance to go on an all expenses paid date night with me! Yes, you will be paying all expenses!

So far you will be 1 of 213 entrants…..

As these accused are…

Are under age, their identities have been hidden! defendant 1.2 was the initial trouble maker to the scene! He did the breaking and entering! Defendant 1.1, the bigger one was the muscles of the operation!

Yet when defendant 1.2 broke in. Defendant 1.1 got scared and beat up defendant 1.2! So other than a picked baby gate and some minor bruising. There really was no crime! Either way they will held in local court detention until the lawyers can agree on a sentencing term!

As to them being minors, this offense will not be on there permanent record! No criminal charges will be filed!

It will be a warning to them that crime does not pay!

They need to…..

Make this in my grandpa your grandpa! I ordered it anyway! Cus there dad won’t get it either…..

And even though my new grandkids are half Asian, half Viking and half that pesky British red coat ( my wife! ). I still had to order 2 for the twins! Makes me think of there mom! ( my daughter! ) 🙂

My son in law can be as offended as he wants! These boys are gunna look fucking cute in these…..

This is why…..

You never listen to truck driving lip flappers! As misery loves company and those fuckers are always recruiting new members!

If I’m stuck at 65mph with no cruise control! Stopped 5 times through out the day. I’m pretty sure you too can driver atleast 650 miles a day! ( of course all depending on what your day gives you! )

This is sold…..

On Amazon! Funniest onesie I found! Even though my grandkids ain’t Mexican! The juansie makes me laugh every time!

Told my daughter I was thinking about buying one for the kids! Bad idea on my part! 😉 I can still hear he screaming in my ear from here…..

Hey taco time, they stole your drink name! “ the big Juan!”

Good things come……

To those who wait! So you got two options here, pay me the 25 grand for your namesake domain! Or we go to court and I go after you and your webmaster for 10 times that…..

Your decision, I’m fine with either one……

Then shoot me!

The beautiful smile of one of my grandsons! With the beautiful eye of the other!

It’s fucking killing me I can’t post a picture of the 2 boys! They are gorgeously beautiful! Man’ly style of course!

Smiles just like grandpa after a good fart and diaper dump!

NIce solid black color! Definitely future demon! 🙂

Due to the fact…..

There is a giant wreck up ahead! I have spent the last hour stickering my daughter to the back of trailers and road signs stating,

“Mary mother of Jesus…”

Oh cmon, it’s fucking hilarious….

Just walked…..

By a Mexican band, Banda “ insert Spanish word here” tour bus! Oddly it does indeed sound exactly like the inside of a discoteca in the middle of cactus Texas!

I know, I was shocked too!

I was trying to take a picture of my arm in sunlight! A very unusual site indeed to see during the day!