Category: Ford Fender

Oh man….

by RoachKiller

That was a fun ride! Went to go buy some heirloom tomatoes I delivered yesterday, today!

Hopped on the bike and headed that way! Got lost, ended up in estacada! Turned around, got lost again and finally ended up in boring!

Luckily the place was still open! Scored these lovely heirlooms and came home.

All while realizing I just rode 45 miles to no where…..

Yall gotta get one of these bikes! Even when I was getting pelted by flying insects. What a blast!

To top a wonderful day of work, riding and life! I will be cooking on this stove for the very last time! Yes, come in a few days. The new stove will be installed and life goes on!

Man what a great day!

I just heard…..

by RoachKiller

The news! Due to the fact I refuse to play this stupid ass game. You’re going to cut my hours? ROFLMAO! is it alright if I start fucking with my fellows like they have fucked with me over the last 9 months?

I will gladly play that game! Twill be much meaner from me but hells yea! I’ll gladly fuck a few of those dinks up!

Oh and fyi, spoke with my neighbor! She had a different view of the jumping beans banging on doors!

Her batch of stupid were much older and literally beat on her door! I don’t know what’s wrong with you people! Anyone who would do that to scare a little old lady and her sick husband. Deserves to get squished! Low rent cunts…..

Obviously they weren’t having an issue as one of the jumping beans had a phone strapped to her face in the video…..

Are you mad brah…..

by RoachKiller

That a mortal man like me can make not only your mom and your sister scream in ecstasy like that? Yet im pretty sure I could even make your aunt scream with pleasure!

All while you can’t even find a partner to even do the humpty dance with!

Jajaja, laoooooooser!

Gotta admit, it is a cool car……

It was nice to see the girlfriend skip all the way back to her apartment when I dropped her off last night! I can go to sleep tonight knowing “ a job well done!”…..

You’re not….

by RoachKiller

Going to believe this! Just called insurance to add the brand new car, right! They explained to me that my payment is $7 less a month now!

I am paying for full coverage with the lowest deductible possible! $70 a month!

No fucking shit! I’m guessing those 5 million accident free OTR miles are finally paying off! 🙂

( ps. Yes do the driving tracker in the insurance app! Already dropped my insurance monthly rate $30 a month since I started using it! )

Stop believing…..

by RoachKiller

The bullshit you read on the internet from random haters and trolls!

I did damn good on the new car purchase yesterday! I’ll tell the whole story on a vblog soon!

But here’s what I can tell you. I got the trade in value for the hotrod! I got the 8 year warranty! And I did it for $3 over my set budget!

So yea, I did good considering the warranties now for 8 years cost an easy $5000 not including window repair and or gap insurance…..

Notice the smoked taillights….. and yes it has sport mode! Bwoop bwoop!

Yup….

by RoachKiller

I’ve been reduced to buying a new mattress! Although the new mattress I just bought is comfortable. I never slept on it for more than 4 days at a time!

Now that I have a gnarly kink in my neck and sore everything. I decided my sleeping important! So I went ahead and bought a new Serta old school mattress!

No rubber, memory foam, nada! Just an old school spring and foam mattress! firm to be exact!

So realizing I now have another mattress and no bedframe. A bedframe was needed for the spare bedroom!

So here ya go! I’m thinking that finding a couple bohemian style nightstands and I will be proud to sleep in my spare bedroom!

This car…..

by RoachKiller

Is cool and all but I keep forgetting to turn it off when I park! When you put it in park the car goes into electric mode. I forget! Luckily when I hit the lock doors on the fob it beeps like 400 times and turns itself off…..

These are cool…..

by RoachKiller

And feel great! And m shocked for $50 they are sued with whatever that checkered material is! Cool beans! 😉

Oh this week it’s 6-7? Fuck if I know last time I knew it was the Macarena…..

I don’t have kids in school anymore so the current slang bullshit is unknown to me….

Well the blue ones match my bike so those are for that. The red ones I just thought were cool. The black ones I’ll definitely wear to fancy stuff! 😉

Oh fyi, wordpress strips geolocation on pics when I post…..