by RoachKiller Ladies would all like to come over and show me a good time for my birthday?
Oh and fyi dumbass! If you or your spouse split. One will obviously stay at your owned house! All the basic laws and privacy laws are still in full effect!
I realize you ain’t the brightest of folk! Yet maybe yall should contact a real attorney before yall even get a hankering of the thought your gunna think!
by RoachKiller Your slides mother fuckers!
I’m in full gi joe 4×4 mode today! Yoda rocks!
by RoachKiller Today is the day god realized he created greatness!
by RoachKiller Fucking tv dude!
It’s a Marshall, blue voodoo head and a 6u road case tall! While being 1.5 antique cherry wood dressers wide!
by RoachKiller Our bet, yes you win! With everything going on I forgot!
I only got 601 female replies! You’re obviously far more attractive than I…… 🙂
by RoachKiller Unless your going to start sucking my dick or fucking me reverse cow girl! ( my fav position by the way! )
I would recommend you stop mentioning I use the term “ my old lady!”
We were together well over 33 years. I cannot stop using that term in 5 months!
So unless we start dating or fucking. Which in turn would then give you that moniker! So until that starts happening! Please stop pointing it out!
I re-read my posts and honestly I just leave it cus I’m tired of retyping “ ex old lady!”
P.s. I told you it was blue…..
by RoachKiller Done with anything bbw.com! It was actually cheaper to go 5 bottles of hand soap than buy the containers and a refill!
So yea! I’m good! I also didn’t realize how much I like that soap until the old lady took it all with her…..
by RoachKiller Please tell my social media stalker to “ SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU WELFARE SUCKING PILE OF SHIT!
FYI, the 2 words I find the most despicable in the English language! “ SHUT UP!”
So if I’m using them, that’s a good sign you have hit my tolerance and a good defense will probably be in your best interests…..
by RoachKiller One of my favorite guitars have I?
This is my fav strat! American channel bound! With an unusual set up, dual voice active pick ups!
Channel bound means the rosewood fretboard is actually recessed into the neck! That’s not binding on the edges. That’s the actual maple wood of the neck…..
by RoachKiller Out how to mount the cowboys horse without damaging it! It’s definitely vintage!
by RoachKiller Really important around here today! We got the convoy of cars with overly tinted windows and California plates driving by my dog walk course!
While the gaggle of geezers are sporting the neighborhood in there clear window fords, hitting the speed bumps way to fast…..
Huh, I wonder who that really important person is….. 😉
FYI, the bowl and ball are both doing their jobs!
by RoachKiller That was the actual bandana I wore in the 80’s! That’s where it will rest until those hand printed bandanas I ordered from India arrive…..
by RoachKiller Run to the grocery store for ant traps and laundry soap. You gotta piss off the neighbors by blaring a little touch of grey reverberation through the houses!
To remind them “ i will survive!”…..
Added bonus I finally skipped over all the sports channels and have made it to channel! Channel 478 is moto GP! Everyone loves motorcycle road racing!
by RoachKiller You gotta put that Bow tie on and just fucking groove…..
by RoachKiller Store bought Butterscotch toffee coffee trial!
by RoachKiller Will be beef pot roast! In beer, whiskey and a tomato based sauce!
It’s basically the same rue that I used for the stew. Minus the can of crushed tomatoes, mushrooms and Italian seasonings. With a lot more beer and whiskey!
This time I added some seasoning in pot! Pepper, Cajun, and Himalayan pink salt! I will add a few red pepper flakes later in the day to add a small kick!
It’s about a 3-4 maybe 5 pound beef roast.
1 can tomato paste, half a box of beef broth.
A splash of that soveign blanc boxed wine.
A big splash of whiskey
Half a bottle of my fav beer Stella artois
5 red potatoes
3 larger carrots
1 full onion chopped large
1 crushed and minced clove of garlic!
Himalayan pink salt, mucho pepper, Cajun seasoning, red pepper flakes to taste!
Put it all in the crock pot and go to work, dumbass!
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by RoachKiller Everyone is loving the smell of these candles!
Bought some small ones for the bedroom! Tonight’s flavor is snickerdoodle…..
by RoachKiller But I’ve made it 337 channels!
by RoachKiller I got enough stinky candles to make you all happy!