by RoachKiller The opposite way! It’s never a good thing to react! Maybe, loudly hawk up a loogie within ear shot to ward off the predatory cougar!
Whatever you do, don’t make eye contact!
Luckily I had google ai to guide me through that tough situation…..
by RoachKiller Do you ever wonder if your 401k, Roth or standard are worth it?
My $15,000 and change of contributions is now worth $23,000. While my profit sharing is worth $160,000 and change!
Was that worth 23 years and 3.5 million accident free miles for them? No, not really!
Atleast I know that when retirement age comes that account will sustain my simple vagabond life…..
by RoachKiller Electrician comes out next week to drop the electrical box down. Other than that the dry fit looks good! Raise it up an inch or so. Drop the edging in and I think I I’ll be done!
I’m thinking I’m gunna pay the money to have the over the stove microwave put in! Cus this project was a mother fucker!
Bwoop bwoop!
by RoachKiller I replaced all the fans in the house except my Dyson and another tower fan with these!
They are 20” industrial warehouse fans! The motors are killer from what I’ve seen! 3x’s the price of a Walmart box fan. Yet should last 3x’s longer….
By no means are they quite! Yet on low they mix into the background well!
Not to mention Mika loves standing in front of it…..
I liked them enough I bought 4 3 – 20” and 1 – 14”
#Kenbrown
by RoachKiller When you have a very popular blog….. and you create a new post…..
by RoachKiller That was a fun ride! Went to go buy some heirloom tomatoes I delivered yesterday, today!
Hopped on the bike and headed that way! Got lost, ended up in estacada! Turned around, got lost again and finally ended up in boring!
Luckily the place was still open! Scored these lovely heirlooms and came home.
All while realizing I just rode 45 miles to no where…..
Yall gotta get one of these bikes! Even when I was getting pelted by flying insects. What a blast!
To top a wonderful day of work, riding and life! I will be cooking on this stove for the very last time! Yes, come in a few days. The new stove will be installed and life goes on!
Man what a great day!
by RoachKiller The dogs secret hiding spot? She stole one of my socks and refuses to tell me where she put it!
by RoachKiller What I can tell you about the smoke in southern Washington! Up by rainier it looks a lot like the Smokey mountains! Low distance visibility, a bit of snot and a tiny bit of itchy eyes!
So basically what I felt was like hitting the 1st truck route on I-5 out of castaic ca….
Not to bad, yet…..
by RoachKiller I water my lawn is when it’s about to die. Or I’m getting ready to throw down some hardcore fertilizer…..
Nah, I capped off the in ground sprinklers years ago! Wasn’t worth the hassle or the money….
Other than on a few occasions. I have no reason to water the lawn…..
by RoachKiller Oh wait, I just did!
by RoachKiller The news! Due to the fact I refuse to play this stupid ass game. You’re going to cut my hours? ROFLMAO! is it alright if I start fucking with my fellows like they have fucked with me over the last 9 months?
I will gladly play that game! Twill be much meaner from me but hells yea! I’ll gladly fuck a few of those dinks up!
Oh and fyi, spoke with my neighbor! She had a different view of the jumping beans banging on doors!
Her batch of stupid were much older and literally beat on her door! I don’t know what’s wrong with you people! Anyone who would do that to scare a little old lady and her sick husband. Deserves to get squished! Low rent cunts…..
Obviously they weren’t having an issue as one of the jumping beans had a phone strapped to her face in the video…..
by RoachKiller Doesn’t have to worry about me cheating on her! Nope! She has to worry about me going to guitar center and buying a bunch of midi interfaces and an Elvis guitar strap!
by RoachKiller A can of baby corn with a side of thousand islands dressing just hits the spot…..
by RoachKiller I just heard a random black woman queff! Yes I too was shocked until the smell hit!
God bless kohls amazon return line! Brings back the memories of k-mart…..
Fyi, the vaginas smell the same, black, white or red!
Green shirt lady can fucking queff
by RoachKiller Going to believe this! Just called insurance to add the brand new car, right! They explained to me that my payment is $7 less a month now!
I am paying for full coverage with the lowest deductible possible! $70 a month!
No fucking shit! I’m guessing those 5 million accident free OTR miles are finally paying off! 🙂
( ps. Yes do the driving tracker in the insurance app! Already dropped my insurance monthly rate $30 a month since I started using it! )
by RoachKiller Take care! Your p’s are popping when you talk dickhead……
by RoachKiller The bullshit you read on the internet from random haters and trolls!
I did damn good on the new car purchase yesterday! I’ll tell the whole story on a vblog soon!
But here’s what I can tell you. I got the trade in value for the hotrod! I got the 8 year warranty! And I did it for $3 over my set budget!
So yea, I did good considering the warranties now for 8 years cost an easy $5000 not including window repair and or gap insurance…..
Notice the smoked taillights….. and yes it has sport mode! Bwoop bwoop!
by RoachKiller The big screen is nice!
I’m guessing yall and your anti-tech cult wouldn’t approve! ROFLMAO!
by RoachKiller Made me smile….
by RoachKiller Who sees this and says “ what the fuck?”