It arrived….

Excuse the mess in the tv room! I’m upgrading big time! Just look at this guitar! I don’t know, sometimes fashion nova just sends me the craziest of gear 😉

Anyhoot review coming soon! James Tyler guitar! Ever wonder what an $1800 china made guitar looks like? Well I can tell you, it arrived in almost perfect tune and has excellent vibration through the entire guitar!

Stay tuned I got another 25 hours to let it rest from the Mach speed it arrived here from Colorado!

Ok here….

We go! I’m burning the first 2 official candles! 1 lavender wich is citrus and the other is pink wich is cherry blossom scent!

Now these are trial runs before I make a few to give out and get a response from others on what they think….

I now know I can’t use these wicks! They put of puffs of black smoke on occasion! That’s not acceptable! I also know that 1 eye dropper of scent doesn’t give off enough good smelling stuff for my acceptability!

I also know that I will probably have to use 2 thinner wicks to get a good clean burn of the whole candle!

With that said, I’ll watch the burn, see how long I can get on each 4oz jar!

I like to think I’m a very creative person! I love colors and matching them to make a pertty image or object!

I can’t paint and I can’t play guitar every minute. So creativity pops its head out all the time! I’m not on the road anymore so finding creative ways to crack hotel WiFi routers isn’t in the daily fun circus anymore!

Yea I could fuck with my neighbors that I’m not fond of. But why? I have to see them daily! 🙂

I digress, I’m also really fond of good smelling candles burning in the house! It makes the house smell good and warm! I also know for the price of 2 Yankee candles I was able to buy enough shit to make 30 candles!

So I let creativity win and wammo, I’m making candles I also know that like everything I do! I find ways to be the best…..

Then I get bored and will eventually get back to buying Yankee candles and more From the bbw store…..

Welp just got….

The bad news! The shipping on this is far more than previously expected from Italy! No way in hell would I pay €150.00 euro! Fuck I complained about the $100 usd I originally spent!

So unfortunately this piece will stay in Italy!

Luckily I had more than one option! So the new umbrella/katana rack will be…..

Tada! Look at the top dumbass!

Told ya ma ladies…..

Take damn good care of me! I’ve been looking for an umbrella stand to put all my higher end katanas in!

I’m not a fan of displaying them on the wall! Yet a tall vase of umbrella stand will look perfect with my decor!

Lo and behold ma ladies hooked me up all the way from Italy! Spent more on shipping than the actual item but I think it just might be worth it….. 🙂

Doesn’t that suck…..

Princess? In a matter of a few weeks I figured out how to make a candle that will either look like a sunrise or a sunset while it’s burning!

Oddly I’ve already sold the design and color combinations to accomplish just that!

Don’t be sad, I didn’t share the secret with you until after the fact! ;(

Awwww, lying worthless thieves like you don’t deserve a freebie!

Mwaaa, suckers!

Got a email……

From my Web host stating they are going to upgrade PHP! Now anyone who truly knows me knows I love coding in PHP!

So do you think that’s what they went after? It’s rather odd. They didn’t go after easy ravioli which has far more unique’s per month than roach.ES!

My guess they weren’t that smart, aren’t that smart, are that fucking adult retarded I was talking about earlier……

It’s all the same stupid bullshit. Ive delt with these tards long before I even started the blog!

Now you know why I keep my adult websites a secret along with other large projects I’m working on. I don’t need the bullshit, the customer doesn’t need the bullshit and believe me these motherfuckers are full of bullshit……

Yall will be…..

Happy to know I found someone who could actually give me an answer to some questions I had about autism and adhd sufferers!

I arrived to deliver like an hour earlier than the usual guy! When he came out of the cooler he had that look!

The same look crissy has when she is standing at the smoothie machines at quick trip! I actually smiled! I’m like I know that look! He is autistic!

Lo and behold he was! So I asked him how he is dealing with that at work?

His exact reply was, “ he had to retrain his thinking! It takes him a few extra moments to compose himself. Yet shortly there after he will make a decision! Whether it’s the right decision or not. It really doesn’t matter! He made a quick decision and moves on!

He said sometimes he will even go back and relook at a situation and change his decision! But he always makes a decision!

He told me a couple other things but the main part was the retraining his thinking! A lot like a dyslexic has to retrain there’s…..

Interesting…..

I’m confused….

Princess? All these years you have been running around telling everyone, “ anything he ( meaning me ) can do, I can do better! “

Yet the truth of your demented reality is, “ anything you can do, I can do 10x better…..” proven time and time again!

It was nice to see you and your family down there at 4T! Sure hope someone adopts your kids soon! So they can actually grow up with good parents…..

Do you ever…..

Ask yourself, “ how did he know about this 2 weeks ago?” don’t believe me? Watch my last posted vblog….. @easyravioli.com

And imagine that! They are talking about bitcoin hitting $80,000! Wow, don’t I say that like 2 weeks ago?

I stopped…..

Watching “ meet Kevin “ on YouTube shortly after the pandemic! He spends hours a day using words to blind you with bullshit and suck your time for profit!

Today I get a YouTube alert from him saying, “ prepare!”

Here is my reply,

“Stopped watching your vids years ago! I still get YouTube alerts! Last one said, “ prepare!” I need clarification on this? Prepare for running out of toilet paper, prepare for an unexpected condom breakage? Prepare to become a multi-millionaire in the crypto game? What? Cmon, the suspense is killing me! What do I need to prepare for?”

FYI, that’s what powered me through today’s work!