Category: Crypto

I’m confused….

by RoachKiller

Princess? All these years you have been running around telling everyone, “ anything he ( meaning me ) can do, I can do better! “

Yet the truth of your demented reality is, “ anything you can do, I can do 10x better…..” proven time and time again!

It was nice to see you and your family down there at 4T! Sure hope someone adopts your kids soon! So they can actually grow up with good parents…..

Do you ever…..

by RoachKiller

Ask yourself, “ how did he know about this 2 weeks ago?” don’t believe me? Watch my last posted vblog….. @easyravioli.com

And imagine that! They are talking about bitcoin hitting $80,000! Wow, don’t I say that like 2 weeks ago?

I stopped…..

by RoachKiller

Watching “ meet Kevin “ on YouTube shortly after the pandemic! He spends hours a day using words to blind you with bullshit and suck your time for profit!

Today I get a YouTube alert from him saying, “ prepare!”

Here is my reply,

“Stopped watching your vids years ago! I still get YouTube alerts! Last one said, “ prepare!” I need clarification on this? Prepare for running out of toilet paper, prepare for an unexpected condom breakage? Prepare to become a multi-millionaire in the crypto game? What? Cmon, the suspense is killing me! What do I need to prepare for?”

FYI, that’s what powered me through today’s work!

What ever….

by RoachKiller

Will I put in these baskets? Although not square like I thought they would be! they will still suffice for the need!

Yet, I’m still watching the same batch of groupies from Crete, doing the same damn thing where I’m at now!

Sounds like harassment to me! Which I hear is a very lucrative situation for me!

Oh and here, I’ll give you a stock pic you can use of my pallet jack! Ever since I got that pallet jack it’s been a big fucking hassle for, “ how come the new guy gets a new pallet jack?” ROFLMAO!

Silly, silly fools! I would also like to know, if your the boss and you write up your truck for issues and they still have t been fixed. Why then would I need to write them up for the same problems? If you’re the boss and I’m just a newbie, what power would I have to get your truck fixed?

Other than the fact I will have no problems driving that truck to the nearest fucking dot inspection site and asking for a dot? Half ass repaired trucks might be ok for your homies, that shit ain’t flying with me!

Now see….

by RoachKiller

If I were a complete dick! I would have ignored the gas guy coming out to turn off the gas. As he can’t get to the gas meter with a locked gate!

So I could have carried an unpaid gas bill in the x old ladies name for a good 6+ more months!

Yet I decided that I would be honest and pay the past due amount today! While also taking over the bill starting also today!

So any previous balance is now the responsibility of the x while moving forward I’m responsible!

See she can be an obnoxious drugged out cunt all she wants! I’ll be taking the high road the whole way through this! Why? Cus I’m not a cunt like her!

I’m telling ya people! Drugs are fucking bad! Don’t do drugs! Don’t be a cunt! If you don’t do drugs, more than likely you won’t be a cunt!

What I’m finding out though is she had been lying to me for years about how much the monthly house bills were!

By my count, including internet I’m looking at a whopping liberal estimate of $350 a month! ROFLMAO! Wow! I really am feeling sorry for this lady!

Not that sorry but enough I’m shaking my head and wondering how psychotic is she…..

Look who….

by RoachKiller

Is seriously desperate! Who is so broke they had to come all the way from crazy town again to start up some shit ROFLMAO!

Yup that’s right buddy! I’m headed to work! You’re not welcome to follow or even interact! Cus if you or your crazy town members do, your gunna need those million dollar lawyers again….

Bwoop bwoop!

You don’t think that’s what all those porn bot followers are there for do ya?

Amazon to the…..

by RoachKiller

Rescue! Exactly a 1 hour 20 minute delivery! Bravo!

Problem solved in less than 2 hours…..

Not nearly as nice, fancy or good! As long as they do the job very well that’s all that matters…..

Poor bastards…..

by RoachKiller

Look at that! My hands got dirty putting those blue bastards back under the ground where they belong!

🙂

The fuckers keep popping there little heads back up even after being 6’ under…..

Final post of the day…..

by RoachKiller

As I was picking up my stinky candles! Here arrived my yankee candle order! Figure that one out!

Here is the plate that start my free dishware adventure! ROFLMAO!

Because of this one salad plate I now own 2 sets of the same collection! 🙂

Anyhoot, it is repaired well enough! This is the “ everyday “ set…..

I think, close matching nail polish topped with porcelain super glue…..

I’m good on stinky candles for a while! 🙂

Doh!

They have arrived…..

by RoachKiller

Oh both those fuckers are going to be played! Hard!

That splatocaster is beautiful in person! Pick guard isn’t clear coated but it’s art right? So let’s make it artier…..

That Reo speedwagons, Marshall head is well fucking used! I’ll use it just as hard…..

I’ll let everything acclimate a few days before I do anything!

Oh and the nos splattercaster was sent from Manchester music mill….

The reo speed wagon amp was a gift from someone through Chicago music exchange…..

Look at that…..

by RoachKiller

Spotless mother fuckers, spotless! So clean I would let you eat off that fucker! Now we see how well those scrubbing bubbles and Clorox toilet tabs work!

Only 2 more toilets to go! Bwoop bwoop!