by RoachKiller Even with moist briquettes I pulled it off! Fucking turned out great! The pears and apple chunks added to the stuffing, killer!
The white potatoes hand mashed with skins on, killer! Coleslaw, killer! Maple and honey spiral ham, killer! Bbq corn, killer!
Next we move on tom pie and cheese cake!
That’s a wrap…..
by RoachKiller The hail satan grift wrap set!
It looks great as long as you don’t look at it from any side view! 😉 hey in my defense I never said I could wrap……
Unfortunately I have no idea how to spell any of there names! Hell most of them I can’t even remember there names!
I’m a face guy…..
by RoachKiller You will notice my followers are on a spree! Once again I have been connected to a porn bot follower system! they do nothing but increase your views and annoy the fuck out of you!
Last time I deleted over 3000 porn bot followers off my account! This time I’m just gunna let um go!
Now there is also a glitch in the tik tok matrix!
See where it says “ account not found?” That would be my ex wife! Now the glitch is when she is online. I will flip open the app and for a brief second or 3 or 4, her picture will show!
Which tells me she is online and using the app! Do I care? Nope! It does however give me a split second opportunity to finally block her if I choose!
Well that and if I was a stalker I could use that as an opportunity…..
by RoachKiller That is the greatest present anyone has ever bought me! Well besides all the gifts the kids gave me over the years…..
Will this make me an honorary member? 🙂
by RoachKiller At canned food outlet! $10 for a case! It’s actually really good and burpy……
by RoachKiller For $15 you can get a 5 pack of car charge ports! So you really have no need to steal ones that were left behind!
Or is that too expensive for you? poor bastards!
by RoachKiller So I wrote a little ditty that messages me every time you or your little friends connect to one of my cameras. In or outside the network!
You’re a nosey little cunt ain’t you?
As you can see, my omelet turned to scrambled eggs again ;(
by RoachKiller That business is kind of slow on the coast! Go spend the week or weekend at the coast people! Ocean people need love too!
Yes those are brown tomatoes…. So fucking good!
by RoachKiller Easyravioli.com is still running…..
by RoachKiller Who wants to be the first to come over and help me try out these new pillows? I got cooling and bamboo clump pillows?
Added bonus I’m trying out these Egyptian cotton cases too!
by RoachKiller Just say no to these boot socks! They are thin and actually make your feet slide inside your boots!
These boot socks below on the other hand, rock! They are warm, thicker and your feet don’t slide inside your boot!
They get an a++++ in my book!
by RoachKiller An army of evile toilet trash cans! Mwaaaaa!
by RoachKiller To the newest kitty of the house…..
Yes mine has a decent flamed maple neck…..
With a shawbucker in the bridge…..
by RoachKiller Done! Ordering of the “ needed “ has been done! Now off to get caffeinated and smell pertty…..
Who knows maybe I’ll get a tattoo while I’m out! Ya snooze ya loose ladies!
by RoachKiller Ladies! This is what you’re missing every morning and sometimes night!
by RoachKiller Your asses up ladies! We got errands to run and black rock to get…..
Not to mention, shit to do!
And I completely forgot about that stock buy! Sure hope I didn’t miss a spike….
by RoachKiller The glass containers so much cheaper than the plastic shit? I bought those 2 for $5.99 each! Other than it doesn’t have an airtight seal. It will outlast the plastic versions by forever? wtf
But simple sealed plastic bags solve that airtight issue…..
You might see in the picture. They had the same style 1 gallon jars as I already have but the Amazon version is built much better….. now to order a good grease pencil and I’ll be in business!
Added bonus, with the jar / bag idea. You can place more than one kind of whatever in the same jar…..
by RoachKiller That’s why my exercise rings are in the stratosphere…..
Kinda happens when everyone wants you to box trolly pallet after pallet….. ( box trolly is for those pesky British folk….. )
by RoachKiller I just got my ass kicked by a duvet cover! So I’ll be calling it an early night…..
by RoachKiller You ladies would like to go get some scented candles and a duvet for that wicked awesomely warm new blanket?
Oh and some fucking pillow cases…..