Category: Road Life

What Life on the road as a truck driver is really like!

My guess….

by RoachKiller

Somebody owes me a fucking beer for this! Truck started!

The reason they threw this pallet on. Obviously intended for another truck. My guess would be that looked like way too much work for the princess…..

But then when I’m making money, cus you Can throw all that shit at me. they get even more madder! It’s like stupid is as stupid does…..

Welp an hour late start and once again my truck has a dead battery…..

Don’t ask me I’m not a mechanic nor am I giving a shit…..

***** update!*****

I was just informed that a truck broke down yesterday. Missed a delivery and I’m doing it today! That I groove with! Even though that is a mother fucker of a pallet to roll up stairs! ***** end update *****

Ya know….

by RoachKiller

While you were busy being a worthless dooshbag. I was running through my head every conceivable outcome. Then deciding what actions I needed to take to make whatever moronic thing you just said work in my favor!

Trust me I’m not as nice a guy as you think…..

It’s ok…..

by RoachKiller

Princess, we are all aware of your “ trolls” I mean friends….. you have a new batch every other week……

What a day…..

by RoachKiller

I start my day with a dead battery in the truck! An hour later I get to leave! Do my first couple stops and get to one that says it has 3 pallets!

I start running them off. I have 2 pallets! Where’s the 3rd? No one knows! soils another 30 minutes tearing apart the load….

So I go over my deliveries. None of them were unsupervised at the receiver. Hmm, then I’m looking at the pallet and I’m like what happened to the rest of it?

Ended up being the usual run. Lots of shorts, lots of….. anyhoot, had a blast!

This car…..

by RoachKiller

Is cool and all but I keep forgetting to turn it off when I park! When you put it in park the car goes into electric mode. I forget! Luckily when I hit the lock doors on the fob it beeps like 400 times and turns itself off…..

That was….

by RoachKiller

A mother fucker of a day! Ended up 19 stops and of those I had only been to 1 before!

It’s a cool run! The learning curve on the secret handshake is a tough one! Added bonus, the guy at the second to last stop said I was 30 minutes earlier the the previous driver! Bwoop bwoop!

And a hefty shout out to the lunch lady who braved it all and fingerprinted all the same boxes I did! Bravo lady! That was easily 2500 lbs of freight on that pallet…… 🙂

First day back…..

by RoachKiller

18 stops mother fuckers! So strap on your banana hammocks it’s gunna be a wild ride…..

Did I mention I have never been to any of these stops before! Seriously cinch down those banana hammocks tight!

Anyone else….

by RoachKiller

Get as highly disappointed as I do when you find out your trolls are just imbeciles with stalking techniques!

Sad, sad day! Maybe tomorrow I gain a new smarter troll/ stalker!

In his defense though atleast his old lady was wearing her cellulite well…..

She would make an excellent skin suit for buffalo bill…..

I have…..

by RoachKiller

Owned planettransexual.com for a long fucking time! Before I owned it. It was a transexual online magazine!

As you can see I own a lot of fucking domains. Some I will eventually sell. Some I have to hold on to and some I own out of spite! 😉

While most like Lincolncity.net I will do something with as soon as I figure out what it is I want to do with it!

I’ve known a lot of gays over the years! But none I would take advice from on their sexuality journey!

I am not gay, nor do I want to be a woman! In a woman, yes! Sliding in and out of various womanly parts, yes! But physically a woman, no!

I do on occasion follow certain people’s looking for that right person who knows the scene and can honestly point me in the right direction on what to do with this domain…..

Basically they would run it after I built it! They would have to be a person I could trust and someone who lives the life! without making it there total identity…..

So before you freak the fuck out about me following a tranny or a gay dude! Mind your own fucking business puto! and yes, puto is the correct name in wich I wish to call you…..

What is up….

by RoachKiller

With you wack job women! I finally made it to a fucking burgerville!

I go In To order and the chick behind the counter has a Fargo accent! Seriously I thought I was up in North Dakota!

I asked the lady if she was from there? She said no, I’m like wow! I seriously feel like I’m in Fargo!

Then she proceeds to tell me about her husband! Like what the fuck? How did we skip from your accent to your husband?

And women wonder why they get treated like they do!

I’m a fat old man…..

by RoachKiller

Who’s been running the bend shuttle the last 1.5 months! Going back to routes is great but I’m now tired as fuck…..

I mean I might have been lucky in crypto to afford a $9 bottle of lemonade! Yet physical labor has eluded me….. 😉

What is up with….

by RoachKiller

You ladies and shaking your heads when you drive a car? Is that a mental form of masturbation or what?

Yall are as bad as the women up in Yakima! It’s like pay attention!

Yup…..

by RoachKiller

It’s a custom jobber! 3 shots of espresso, 3/4 cup hot chocolate! I’m ready to roll for atleast an hour……

Man…..

by RoachKiller

Someone stole all the orange Gatorade packets from the cubbies at work! Grrrrr!

I’m not mad, just disappointed I didn’t get there first!

You just….

by RoachKiller

Figured out I wasn’t lying about being part of a group of people who brought down an online pedo ring?

Wow, you’re a fucking brainiac…..