Category: Road Life

My studio has a full perpetual license of pro tools. My mic interfaces and preamps are decent but budget!

Scarlet interfaces with an additional octa preamp! for a total of 16 or 24 interfaces! ( I can’t remember ) I’m running full eventide rack effects processors with that extension that makes even you sound like a singer!

Yea I’m ok in the studio…..

Work review today! I was reviewed and told that I’m a fucking angel! Seriously!

Not one complaint, nothing! I was a little disappointed as this was the first ever work review I have ever been through!

I was kinda hoping for some yelling, maybe a little “ if you don’t get your act together I’m gunna pull your badge and make you a desk jockey!” Hell I would have even settled for, “ get your act together Brooks or your going to join ponch and John on traffic duty!”

Nothing, I didn’t get any of that! ;(

Now that I’m thinking about it, I’m a little sad now….. 🙂

I might get my edger to run if I “ jump start” the dirty carb with ether and a little carb cleaner…..

Well I’m off to mow the lawn! See ya later tonight!

I was having a nice dinner and wammo I literally feel like shit now!

Holy fuck! I’m going home…. Se ya troll baters later….

The big boss told me yesterday that there would be 2 additional runs for me today when I was done with my regular route!

Lo and behold, as god as my witness. No one else knew about them “ quoting!” Ofcourse giving them away to another driver! oh but they did have 3 deliveries right down the street….

I would get mad but why? That is exactly the dog eat dog concept that’s been going on since day one here…..

Everything from blaming the new guy for no freight. To blaming the new guy cus you have additional stops.

Then in this case. Everytime I pick up steam and know a route. They make up a new excuse as to why I need to be taken off the route….

It’s the usual trucking bullshit brah! They always pick on the strongest link…..

Oh and I made a bet that those 2 extra runs would mysteriously disappear…. That’s exactly how I made my $20! 😉

Still having a fucking blast! Even broke out into a nose bleed from the stress of being told one thing and of course another thing happens…..

Oh and don’t forget to chase your paperwork while making sure to chase your customer envelopes….

Nah I didn’t forget, I just figured if I had to chase my paperwork those customer envelopes weren’t that important!

Watch the cameras…..

See ya! My weekend has just begun! Beep beep vroom…..

What the fuck is wrong with you people? Is it greed, jealousy or just flat out fucking stupidity?

Still stand! If you’re at my place by 10 AM, I’ll make you a fresh breakfast. With fresh hashbrowns, fresh taste, sausage, sausages, and eggs however you want them.

My recommendation arrived between nine and 10…..

It’s pretty simple! Not one person has asked why I don’t want to drive a class B!

Now I’m a class a or class 8 depending on where you live, driver! I can tell you anything you want to know about an 18 wheeler!

I Also know I have found more than a few issues with the class a’s where I’m at!

So throwing me in a class b where I’m a complete novice and know nothing about. Is insane for not only me but you! I couldn’t tell you if something’s dot legal on that bitch or not! Except for what I carry over from class a!

Starting to see my reasoning?

There is a reason I have 5,000,000 accident free miles! It sure the fuck ain’t from taking chances on shit I don’t know about….. Comprende’

Tell her I’ll be there but she had better be worth my time…..

Come on over this morning and I’ll I’ll make you breakfast. Fresh case sausage, fresh hashbrowns, and I’ll even throw in some eggs cooked ta boot……

Can you believe it? I actually have one of them clean clothes machines inside my very own house!

ROFLMAO! That the only reason I use that mirror!