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I start my day with a dead battery in the truck! An hour later I get to leave! Do my first couple stops and get to one that says it has 3 pallets!
I start running them off. I have 2 pallets! Where’s the 3rd? No one knows! soils another 30 minutes tearing apart the load….
So I go over my deliveries. None of them were unsupervised at the receiver. Hmm, then I’m looking at the pallet and I’m like what happened to the rest of it?
Ended up being the usual run. Lots of shorts, lots of….. anyhoot, had a blast!