it’s nice to see you princesses finally got smart. Stopped using sporks to dig your own graves with, and have upgraded to excavators.!

Although it concerns me that you’re not properly trained to dig holes using an excavator. It makes me feel good to know that when the time is right that hole we’re gonna toss you in will be ready and waiting…….

And I hope the drug deal, Jesus Christ superstar, and hobo Joe We’re doing in the parking lot of the supermarket yesterday. Went well? You too Christians look like you’re about ready to suck each other off so I parked and get the fuck out of there………

Oh, just to let you know, I’m not being mean believe me what I really wanna say I legally can’t say! So you’re getting the mild version of what I really think…..

I will tell you, though, that hair tonic y’all are using is working really well. I mean if it wasn’t for the fact, that you have that eternal duh look., the lazy eye, and the fact, I know what you look like shaved head and with hair. I would think you’re Mormon, or in a cult with a leader named Jeff and a tubby chick…..

I hope you were wearing a condom? Cus you know they haven’t found an actual cure for the hiv yet…..

And that dude looked far too spicy to not be loaded with something! ( I’m not gay so that’s me trying to say he looked well used! )

You boys driving around in your vehicles today trolling actual hard working truck drivers are really men?

Are you sure you’re men? Cause that’s the kind of mentally handicap shit jealous women and small children do! Not men!

My guess you and your friends castrated yourselves?

Cus that smells a lot like pussy to me…..

I wonder if Amazon sells testicle replacements? If so, maybe I should start buying y’all a pair…..

Do you low rents get so fucking mad when I pick up a trailer. haul it for a little while or what not and then drop it somewhere in the exact same condition you left it for me? Why the fuck do you get so fucking mad I mean, that is how you left the trailer for me right? Right?

Last time I checked, I wasn’t your mommy. I wasn’t your daddy and I sure the fuck ain’t gonna fix your fucking problems…..

On the one and only social media platform I use, TikTok? Yup, that looks like a woman but tries to act like it’s got a dick.

Same stupid different day!

And the fact they still haven’t figured out why the only social media platform I’m on is TikTok. That should tell you what sort of fucking mental midgets I’m dealing with……

you realize you’re jealousy is all your fault right? All you had to do was get your seedlings frozen before the doctor cut off your dick!

Then you still had the opportunity to have a child of your own, which is weird because you know the state was gonna come in and take it anyway

Y’all are some cheap mother fuckers! Then you can’t figure out why they take away truck parking!

Y’all parked in this lot last night. Woke up, used their shitter. Yet bought nothing!

So please explain to me how this mom and pop truck stop is supposed to stay open….

I mean, you couldn’t even buy a $.99 can of Arizona tea? Cmon…..

Crazy? Imagine being a DJ on SiriusXM. Where you have spent the last 25 years making up bullshit to insert between the exact same songs you’ve played for the last 20 years.

All while not being date, time or year specific! Now that’s fucking crazy….

In between the strawberries and pineapple chunks, I had yesterday. Along with today’s awesome meal of cabbage rolls, and two sides of brussels sprouts.

I’m either gonna shit myself. Or I’m gonna wake myself up farting! And it will be all worthwhile……

You realize how much easier pretrips would be if all trailers you pick up could move like that?

FYI, I seam to be on a tour of all the shippers and receivers I was told by the company clique’ that I wasn’t allowed to pick up or deliver to anymore. As all the loads coming out of those places were for them and for them only……

My guess THEM fucked up all their shit again and require some good drivers to come in and fucking fix it……

Other night! Some say it was suicide but we know. How the story goes…..

My trailer is better than your trailer! My trailer has adjustable landing gear…..