Holy fuck finally…..

by RoachKiller

Do you have a junk drawer that sports all your “ extra parts” from puting shit together miihaa?

Sometimes I do too! Years ago I found one of these at store and bought it! Every nut, screw and bolt I had in any and all junk drawers finally had a place! Until I lost the container! lol!

Now after months of searching. I have found them again!

They are called viewtaner and can be found on Amazon and ace hardware…..

Pisser dude…..

by RoachKiller

Well that sucks! I put these riblets into the crock for a long slow burn until tonight!

What I didn’t know is there is no low on this crockpot, Besides warm! So after being in there all night I wake up to make sure it’s cooking and the fucker was boiling! wtf?

So there goes that plan of having fresh out of the oven pulled pork sandwiches for dinner! So what does this mean now miihaa?

This means I will have to let the pork riblets cool down and pull the bones by hand before eating! Luckily the bones are all pretty much the same. So I’ll slap on some rubber gloves and start fishing by hand!

Over all oddly, the meat turned out well! I definitely seasoned this heavy since it was a crock and not bbq! The recipe I used is simple…..

A bag of fresh riblets from winco ( cub foods if your in the upper midwest! )

1 full beer

1 Polska kielbasa

A healthy dose of Worcestershire sauce!

2 cups of hog broth

Half bottle bbq sauce

And any veggies you may want to have with the food! I chose red potatoes!

For bread I’ll be using these cheese rolls I found at Safeway on discount…..

My bad…..

by RoachKiller

Our bet, yes you win! With everything going on I forgot!

I only got 601 female replies! You’re obviously far more attractive than I…… 🙂

Oh hun…..

by RoachKiller

Unless your going to start sucking my dick or fucking me reverse cow girl! ( my fav position by the way! )

I would recommend you stop mentioning I use the term “ my old lady!”

We were together well over 33 years. I cannot stop using that term in 5 months!

So unless we start dating or fucking. Which in turn would then give you that moniker! So until that starts happening! Please stop pointing it out!

I re-read my posts and honestly I just leave it cus I’m tired of retyping “ ex old lady!”

P.s. I told you it was blue…..

Wow, impressive…..

by RoachKiller

When I had decided to just give up all the old shit in the kitchen. I don’t realize what sort of inspiring adventure it would turn out to be!

So with that said, here is what my middle of the road price choices brought my way!

The glasses, oh my goodness are each pieces of art! Each one hand blown glass. All different from the next! Found 16oz glasses 6 for $15 bought 2 of those sadly! Should have bought more! 🙁 for presents!! While adding a 24 oz set for the thirsty! Size difference distinguishable by design or lack of!

The Dinnerware definitely made me feel Bonita! An unusual design plate with good sized salad plates, salad bowls and soup bowls! Full set of 24 for under $100! As I plan to entertain on occasion. I added an addition 6 dinner plates! Makes a nice balanced set!

The coolest pieces I picked up were the silverware! I really questioned my decision as fancy laser engraved silverware just sounds cheap and low rent!

Was I wrong! I picked up the 40 piece set in smoked black and a 20 piece set in gold! After opening the box I was definitely pleased with my decision! They are not light nor heavy! Perfect weight with a cool, somewhat classy design engraved!

Only time will tell how well the design holds up! Not to mention they are anodized stainless steel…..

Oh and my ramen bowls! I can’t wait to make my next batch of home cooked ramen! 80oz bowls are perfect size! 40oz are perfect for top ramen and my kashee and granola addiction!

Saw that dish rack…..

by RoachKiller

On Amazon and they had a return for $12 so I figured I would try it! I’m 1 dude, it takes me a week to fill up the dishwasher!

I can wash dishes as used! So it turned out far better than expected! Cool stainless steel piece with a water drip tray, the works! Pertty cool!

Kitchen almost done! Have to box up all the old dishes etc. so I can put out the Bonita and that cool gold and black laser engraved silverware!

Matter of fact I’ll take pictures of my Bonita ware and those utensils tonight!

Oh and meyers general cleaner is the fucking bomb! Added bonus it smells nothing like simple green for those of you recently in prison!

Sorry was nap time….

by RoachKiller

After umami ramen! I’ve been waking up super early to get in condition for the new job! 05:00 local time is actually 07:00 central time. Which is the time zone I’ve been working off of for the last 23 years!

So when I finally start work. If I have to be there at say 03:00 local time. Which is actually 05:00 central time. The pain of early starts won’t be to bad……

To the point of this post! lol, after finding out the laundry room curtain was a bed sheet. I went and ordered an actual bathroom style curtain last night!

Same color and all. I now just know that it’s an actual curtain!

It looks much better! And I know it’s an actual curtain now!

Of course that area would look so much better with solid wood oak French doors but…..

The builder who built most these houses. Really had some fucking weird floor plans!

Then after last nights ant ambush. I found these 1 gallon sealed lid, wide mouth jars to put sugar and flour in! Oddly they included a white grease pen to note contents with! 🙂

Then since I was ordering, I went ahead and ordered that laundry room wall hook to hang sorts and shit on…..

Luckily I’m somewhat handy huh?

Didn’t feel like…..

by RoachKiller

Cooking or reheating! So ordered me some umami ramen, steak bento and gyoza! Had a coupon…..

It’s funny, my daughter use to babysit the owners kids! She use to use my grand Cherokee to drive them to lessons and such when she babysat!

Last time I went there. They were doing a soft opening! They had no sauces for the ramen! Today it tastes like they got it figured out….

Damn, finally…..

by RoachKiller

I can say the downstairs bathroom is done! Don’t be jelly ladies! I actually wash my hands on occasion after taking a shit!

We got the toilet sanitizer for you germ freaks! We got air freshener for you toilet blower uppers! we got aqua net for a refresh and now! Now we have hand soap for those who accidentally stick their fingers through the toilet paper while wiping your ass!

See what a bit of determination and manpower will do?

Now to find someone who can help me go through these 5 bags of clothes out of the truck! I need folders and sorters! As a goodwill will be getting a shitload of clothes donations from me! If it don’t fit, you must acquit!

All hail the good smelling ladies at the bbw store!

I am officially…..

by RoachKiller

Done with anything bbw.com! It was actually cheaper to go 5 bottles of hand soap than buy the containers and a refill!

So yea! I’m good! I also didn’t realize how much I like that soap until the old lady took it all with her…..

I’ve figured it out…..

by RoachKiller

Channels 0 – 50 are local over the air channels in pdx!

100 – 200 – movie channels and regular tv show

200 – 300 – movie channels and rerun shows

300 – 400 – rerun shows, bbc channels, war / military

500 – 600 – all things sports

600 – 700 – kids tv shows

700 – 800 – cooking shows, arts / crafts, travel, home remodel etc

800 – 900 – telemundo…..

900 – 1000 – movies, information, holiday scapes

This is the basic channel guide of a LG free tv interface…..

Now to figure out how to make a favorites list that I can directly run to when I want to watch tv…..

Must be someone…..

by RoachKiller

Really important around here today! We got the convoy of cars with overly tinted windows and California plates driving by my dog walk course!

While the gaggle of geezers are sporting the neighborhood in there clear window fords, hitting the speed bumps way to fast…..

Huh, I wonder who that really important person is….. 😉

FYI, the bowl and ball are both doing their jobs!

Told ya…..

by RoachKiller

Just the stragglers of stupid left behind…..

And the local news is talking about thick fog this morning! I just wanted to remind all you bible thumpers that “ lord take the wheel!” Is just a verbal or mental request for Devine intervention! Don’t let go of the steering wheel while driving on your way to church!

Unless you’re in a self driving car! Then it’s ok…..