Category: Revenge is sweet….

Don’t know what…..

by RoachKiller

To tell you! You know where I live, you now my number….. I won’t refuse a call or text!

Cujo and I are just busy doing what we are doing! I’ve extended every olive branch I’m aware of! Wasn’t good enough for you so we be moving on!

Ya snooze ya loose…..

All I know is everything has been so fucking peaceful! You’re welcome to interject as long as you don’t fuck up our peace!

Otherwise I’ll make sure miss farty pants sits on your lap! And she loves to huff and puff while she’s doing it! 🙂

Oh she is only doing it for the attention 🙂

Anyone else…..

by RoachKiller

Just start laughing out loud when those white trash women at the bars on 82nd start Proselytizing while drinking and sitting in front of the poker machines?

Yo bitch, you are breaking gods law as we fucking speak! Shut the fuck up, drink another beer and put more ebt money in the poker machines!

Leave the rest of us “ satanists” alone…..

4 drinks later…..

by RoachKiller

I came home. Layed down on the couch. Fell asleep watching videos on my phone! Was awoken by my said phone hitting me in the face.

Walked up stairs, fell asleep and was awoken to the dog having a fart session! ROFLMAO!

I won’t be doing all the food tonight but I have got to play some billiards! So I’ll be heading out tonight to do just that!

I know a place! You, you will just have to follow…..

And yes, the lady who was hitting on me last night at mcmennamins was definitely doing that! I don’t know, when she asked if I wanted to fuck was a damn good clue…..

If she had not looked exactly like a younger version of my ex mother in law. I definitely would have rented a room and got me a piece of ass last night! No if’s ands or butts about that one….. 😉

And you dudes at the bars! Yall are fucking scary freaks man! Yall really need to stop staring at the ladies like lost puppies….. Jesus fucking Christ!

Aww yes…..

by RoachKiller

The security cameras that were put in to keep an eye on my, at the time suicidal daughter!

Now I didn’t think anything of them. As they were there to just keep an eye on my kid while the wife and I were at work.

Only time they were actually ever checked was when they went off at times they shouldn’t have! Or if one of the exterior doors opened, etc….

Well since I’ve been single and living in this big house all alone. I have heard a female voice come over the speaker on the camera twice! Recently just this week.

So a while back we did a little fixing to the firmware and found that the camera on the left has 2 tunnels coming off the stream! 1 going to amazons servers. While the other going to a previously unknown ip!

While the other is constantly being pinged!

So with a little reworking of the latest firmware. We managed to execute some extra code Wich would turn on any and all “ future “ stream requests, @localhost camera and microphone!

we really didn’t get any true hits until recently! when I reworked the base station firmware and set them both up on the server!

That’s when the amount of vocal data we received was worth its weight in gold!

So now we can not only prove origin but we can prove intent!

Hey I’m a horny dude! A quick wank for extra criminal charges against the offenders is fine with me! ROFLMAO!

It will give them something to think of when bubba and yullonda are having there way with them in prison!

And when they are explaining to there families why they lost the house, cars and retirements…..

Anyhoot that’s the story about that! So if you see a video of me jerking off in my living room. Enjoy! You’re making me a very wealthy man……. With every giggle and haha! 😉

Matter of fact I was wanking when I took this picture…..

Don’t be…..

by RoachKiller

Saddened by my mild mannered beutifity! Be saddened I shave my beard and look 10 years + younger…..

The other question of the night is, do I like raspberries? They are from one of my fav brands’ “ limited edition!”

Yup! I like raspberry’s……

If you take a bite of a chocolate crunch bar and insert a raspberry, chew and swallow! It’s delicious……

Hey lady…..

by RoachKiller

I’m gunna go bar hoping tomorrow all while grabbing something to eat! You’re welcome to join me! you don’t, you don’t! Just throwing that out to the universe and see what bites…..

I’ll be starting at that little dive bar up by the house! You’re welcome to join me if you like…..

Remember, you know if you do. We will end up fucking! Cus you for sure know you love my cock!

Not to big, not to small! Not to long, not to short! Your exact words were, “ it’s a perfect and beautiful dick!” Oddly, there’s other ladies that agree with you 100%…..

ROFLMAO! I’m just repeating what you said! 😉

Oh and I might be in a loaner car! All the idiot lights on the hotrod are dashing up. So I’ll have to take it in…..

Around 7 – 8 is when I will leave! All depends on how tired I am and when I get hungry! And no I’m not talking about Wichita pub……

Can you imagine…..

by RoachKiller

The mental health issues associated with the princess that took the time to move my lift to the back?

When in it was put in the exact door I was going to be in for today?

Woo doggies! You realize the company has free mental health help, right?

ROFLMAO! If you fixed it so it doesn’t wobble anymore. Than thank you! Otherwise seek mental health help….. 🙂

It was really nice of you to actually plug it in though! Usually you just unplug it and fuck me for the next day!

Ok ladies…..

by RoachKiller

My discretion is at the peak for you! All this week I am doing free online video and phone call chats. All to satisfy your needs. however you want it…..

No reservations needed this week! Suit not required! Call me at 908-guitars between 1100 – 1700 daily to get in on the 100% free action!

Second time throwing iron today! I will definitely need the release! Just like I know you do too!

See ya soon!

To nights dinner….

by RoachKiller

Will be made of of a combination of that shit there! I’m thinking a peach stirfry! Don’t knock it till you try it!

I’m also thinking I want another batch of that chilie! Since I’m not going to be giving any away this time. I can make it however the fuck I want! 🙂

Don’t let me forget to water the pinto beans tomorrow……

And yes that is exactly what I look like in my work garb! Spandex running pants, cargo pants and all…..

Sexy as fuck! I know! 😉

Don’t be sad ladies! I’ll gladly give you the time of day! Unlike that piece of shit you’re with now…..

Ok here….

by RoachKiller

We go! I’m burning the first 2 official candles! 1 lavender wich is citrus and the other is pink wich is cherry blossom scent!

Now these are trial runs before I make a few to give out and get a response from others on what they think….

I now know I can’t use these wicks! They put of puffs of black smoke on occasion! That’s not acceptable! I also know that 1 eye dropper of scent doesn’t give off enough good smelling stuff for my acceptability!

I also know that I will probably have to use 2 thinner wicks to get a good clean burn of the whole candle!

With that said, I’ll watch the burn, see how long I can get on each 4oz jar!

I like to think I’m a very creative person! I love colors and matching them to make a pertty image or object!

I can’t paint and I can’t play guitar every minute. So creativity pops its head out all the time! I’m not on the road anymore so finding creative ways to crack hotel WiFi routers isn’t in the daily fun circus anymore!

Yea I could fuck with my neighbors that I’m not fond of. But why? I have to see them daily! 🙂

I digress, I’m also really fond of good smelling candles burning in the house! It makes the house smell good and warm! I also know for the price of 2 Yankee candles I was able to buy enough shit to make 30 candles!

So I let creativity win and wammo, I’m making candles I also know that like everything I do! I find ways to be the best…..

Then I get bored and will eventually get back to buying Yankee candles and more From the bbw store…..

Don’t be sad….

by RoachKiller

Your shit is finally gone! Be sad you had every opportunity to fix it yet you didn’t!

Bravo to you! You and the rest of the clown ass’s enjoy your pathetic little lives! I’m moving on with mine….

And you’re not invited along for the ride…..

Best part is, yall have guaranteed a win on any and all things I choose to do!

BEep beep vroom!