Category: Road Life

What Life on the road as a truck driver is really like!

That was it……

by RoachKiller

With a whole shit load of sweating! Last time I felt a throat that sore I had strep throat…..

Lucky for me I had gotten my Covid vaccine just a couple months ago…..

So how is……

by RoachKiller

The harassment by proxy working? I’m just kicking back watching the show.

But it’s nice to see you ladies, and men that might as well be ladies. Out here on the road, enjoying this lovely sunshine! Out of your section 8 housing, leaving your EBT cards behind and enjoying this beautiful weather!

Only question I have is, if you’re not making any money how are you paying for the gas to drive the car around?

Which reminds me? I have the money to have the old lady’s car get fixed, yet since she moved out I guess it just wasn’t gonna happen…

Matter fact, I’ll set that money aside just in case she ever decides to stop smoking dope…..

But I doubt she will cus she’s got too many ailments of the week…..

And if you’re wondering what I’m talking about? If I could show you my one and only social media feed. You would completely understand what I’m talking about……

I only use TikTok @fordfender and when that’s gone I’ll be completely off all social media. Cause the stupid know, no bounds.

I’m trying……

by RoachKiller

To figure out how to deal with pup pup in this advanced heat? She has to go out to pee and do her business. But I can’t let her walk on the cement because it’s like over 100°.

Like the place I just stopped for lunch. There isn’t really dirt but there’s plenty of sand. And you could tell it was uncomfortable for her to walk on that. So I don’t know maybe I have to buy her some little Doc Martens or something……

Then last night like 2 o’clock in the fucking morning. I get one of those all phone alerts. So all my phones are fucking screaming.

Alert, saying there’s a mandatory evacuation one town up. Due to the wildfire that’s headed my way. But I can’t leave, there’s nowhere to fucking go and the evacuation wasn’t for the town. I was in yet.

So we went back to bed woke up, showered, hit the road. got about 10 miles away and they shut down traffic going the other way. As the fire was right at the freeway line.

Then we get down here to where we deliver and it is fucking roasting! I do believe doggy daycare day five has been a rough one……

Pooch is eating well. She’s had two french fries and tried to Hoover up my ibuprofen that dropped on the floor.

Overall, she seems well hydrated and is pooping 2-3 times a day. No mistakes in the truck yet…

Ya know…..

by RoachKiller

It’s hilarious! I’m not leaving pup pup in the truck when I go inside. We get the usual comments from the ladies. When they see her!

Yet what I wasn’t expecting was the comments we are getting from the straight, big burley truck drivers!

They all want to know what breed she is? How old she is and if they can pet her! 😉

I’m also finding out she is racist! Yup, pup pup is racist! She, and I’m assuming it’s a color/site thing, doesn’t like Arabs wearing turbans!

Anyone else with darker skin she doesn’t bark at! It’s hilariously weird!

Started looking….

by RoachKiller

For a new place to buy! I do believe I have found some that have potential!

My only requirements are they must be near the ocean! Have at least 1100 – 1200 feet livable space not including garage! 2 bathrooms and 2 large bedrooms!

Hell I’ve been looking at container houses that meet or beat that for a fraction of my city house….

All I know is if I’m the problem, I’m Definitely removing myself! that way I and y’all can “ be happy! “

Only problem is, if I leave there will be nobody available to do all the work…..

Sure hope…..

by RoachKiller

The exwife ain’t tracking the dogs AirTag! Isn’t that violating her own restraining order? I know, I try to connect to it and it says it’s still connected to her account!

Guess this means I’ll have to stop and buy a new one!

Truck stop finally opened! Yay! We need water, soda and I need some fucking food!

Power has been…..

by RoachKiller

Out where we are doing are reset since yesterday! Rather than sit in the truck. We decided to see about when dad can finally take a poop!

Still no power but the show for her must be interesting. As she has been on the edge of her seat the whole time we have been sitting here! I mean edge of her seat!

Talk to……

by RoachKiller

My official divorce attorney today.

I wonder if she’s married? Cause she sounds like a person you could definitely have a conversation with. You wouldn’t have to worry about her having to pop a hit off her THC vape for whatever her ailment of the week was, in the middle of the conversation!

Anyhoot! She basically spent an hour telling me what I already knew. Answered a few questions I didn’t know. actually gave me a little bit of hope that there might be life after 31 years of misery……

Y’all wave buh-by to the trash queen!

P.s. maybe she can get her little Internet friends to pitch in so she can afford a lawyer?

Better yet, maybe she can get her woke psychology, son-in-law, to give her the money?

Hey hobo Joe…..

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Do you see a pin or a date tag anywhere? Besides what’s on the new one? Yea, that’s what I thought…..

Damn I need to clean the floor under there…..

FYI,

As of my last service that fire extinguisher was just barely in the green that was a month ago…..

To the fake healers…..

by RoachKiller

If you were any good at what you’re talking about people would be calling you doctor. They don’t call you doctor. They call you nurse.

My recommendation is shut your fucking hole and get back to cleaning that shit up off the floor, boy…..

OK, losers

by RoachKiller

If you get a break into my truck and steal, my barely legal fire extinguisher. And replace it with one that you had used.

I highly recommend next time you include the pin and the day tag. Otherwise, somebody’s gonna think you stole their fucking fire extinguisher……

Luckily, I caught that before I got DOT’d

I’m guessing spending the $80 was far too much for you! Especially when you could prove you were at a certain place at a certain time and had to use it……

Fucking low red CuntS

Since this……

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Was all last minute! I didn’t get the leash! I’ve been so sick that just driving is sucking my energy fast!

Haven’t had time to stop at Walmart!

Luckily I had that inhaler left over from Covid! That thing works miracles on bronchial tubes!

Yet, as a marcher on we both are! Lasko gave his cord to help support little miss Mika’s new way of life! That is until we make it to a store!

Day 2of her on the road with me! Mika is an old lady! Literally a 13 year old chihuahua! She has sists, bad teeth and an anal gland that rarely ever expresses itself! ( vogue! )

When driving the floor of the truck warms up! She must love it as that’s where she spent most her time!

With her belly flopping on the floor!”

I also found that she does not like this ceasars food the exwife continually kept buying! She actually snubbed her nose at it! She wouldn’t eat it until she was absolutely starving and was forced too!

So I dumped that shit and dropped in some kibbles and bits small dog food! Kinda moist kinda dry!

She gulped that shit down like it was candy!

So as we start day 2 notice still zero pooping or peeing on the floor! Besides a little bladder leakage! She is fucking old!

She has figured out how to climb onto the bed and down! She loves to watch tv! We were watching king of the hill last night! In between my falling in and out of conscientiousness!

And now she just huffed and puffed me cus I won’t let her out of the shower room! How rude!

Looks to me like she is loving her best life now…..

Just think of all the new places she will get to see and pee on…..

Dude, like……

by RoachKiller

I took the tawiggler curves just to be about 50 miles away from that person!

I would rather take 205 than the tawiggler curves! Those curves suck in a truck! Especially going south…..

I think……

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She digs it man, especially that warm floor I guess? As you can see, she’s still not eating very well. I don’t know whether it’s her butt gland or teeth, or she doesn’t feel good. I don’t know…

Like I said, we’re doing this in a trial by fire so we’ll figure it out as the days go by…..

And yes, she is harnessed!