What Life on the road as a truck driver is really like!
by RoachKiller Time! It’s only like 4 days after you said it would be here!
Use this for identification or criminal confirmation if I die in a fire’ry truck wreck or am accused of stealing something…..
The snow is that deep! Slick as fuck and I deserve a huge fucking raise for this…..
by RoachKiller I’m feeling 10 times better tonight! Had a doctors appointment today. Scribed some new antipsychotics! No, I don’t need them for me. They help keep people like you from bothering me! Happy face.
No seriously she prescribe some new more of a localized muscle relaxer for my shoulder cause it’s been tightening up lately. It’s still 10 times better but it’s still a little iffy.
And from now on I do all of my doctors visits online! No more calling, getting in an appointment with my schedule changing and I have to fucking cancel it. None of that bullshit!
on a good note, im not groggy. I’m not tired. I actually have a little bit of energy in between yachting.
Was shocked I spent that much money on fucking groceries today but in my defense $40 of that was batteries and dog food, but there were so many killer fucking deals at Fred Meyer today I couldn’t pass them up! I got some nice fucking steaks for cheap, fresh breakfast sausage and fresh bratwurst so hell yeah I spent the money.
Yeah, I’m going with this old-school voice app I wrote a while back to see if it’s still works? so I see that instead of yawn it put yachting.
Parole ( rolling ) on floor laughing my ass off.
by RoachKiller Saddened by my mild mannered beutifity! Be saddened I shave my beard and look 10 years + younger…..
The other question of the night is, do I like raspberries? They are from one of my fav brands’ “ limited edition!”
Yup! I like raspberry’s……
If you take a bite of a chocolate crunch bar and insert a raspberry, chew and swallow! It’s delicious……
by RoachKiller In about a week I’ll be getting work done on my sleeve. So after that I won’t be available for about a week or so…..
by RoachKiller I’m gunna go bar hoping tomorrow all while grabbing something to eat! You’re welcome to join me! you don’t, you don’t! Just throwing that out to the universe and see what bites…..
I’ll be starting at that little dive bar up by the house! You’re welcome to join me if you like…..
Remember, you know if you do. We will end up fucking! Cus you for sure know you love my cock!
Not to big, not to small! Not to long, not to short! Your exact words were, “ it’s a perfect and beautiful dick!” Oddly, there’s other ladies that agree with you 100%…..
ROFLMAO! I’m just repeating what you said! 😉
Oh and I might be in a loaner car! All the idiot lights on the hotrod are dashing up. So I’ll have to take it in…..
Around 7 – 8 is when I will leave! All depends on how tired I am and when I get hungry! And no I’m not talking about Wichita pub……
by RoachKiller Talk things over lady? That’s fine! Be at the house by 11:00! Cujo needs dog food…..
by RoachKiller They didn’t fix jenn’ay! She still warbles like a drunk whore at a biker bar…..
Oh and hill billy jack! Notice none of my pallets are dumped over…..
by RoachKiller An asshole in blue…..
by RoachKiller Stop telling me you live nearby. How about you get off your ass and come over and we can discuss it face-to-face!
Otherwise, move along I don’t have time for your fucking nonsense…..
by RoachKiller The mental health issues associated with the princess that took the time to move my lift to the back?
When in it was put in the exact door I was going to be in for today?
Woo doggies! You realize the company has free mental health help, right?
ROFLMAO! If you fixed it so it doesn’t wobble anymore. Than thank you! Otherwise seek mental health help….. 🙂
It was really nice of you to actually plug it in though! Usually you just unplug it and fuck me for the next day!
by RoachKiller I sent a couple of my work shirts to be cleaned through the companies uniform service! I went to pick them up yesterday and I can honestly say. They look dirtier now than they did when I sent them in!
ROFLMAO!
by RoachKiller Sweet baby Jesus! It’s a there and back! I’ve thrown chains 4 times in the last 2 days with maybe 2 more times today!
Me, it’s taking a toll! Oh I will get use to it but god damn! Like people who had to adjust to night shift. This much manual labor is living my ass!
Well that and it was so windy I was awoken to a wind burst that I swear ripped the roof off the house….. 😉
I have also decided that if you come to my house. Unless you’re a relative or a close family member. Anyone entering the house must remove all clothing upon doing so! It’s a new bongo club law I recently enacted! 🙂
by RoachKiller Yall ready to do it again today? This will be another high octane, caffeine induced day of throwing chains……
Had a can of baked beans for dinner to entertain myself on today’s drive! Your welcome!
FYI, that is the greatest thing harbor freight ever sold!
by RoachKiller Gullible, especially when the outcome benfits me in the end…..
by RoachKiller To have made your fantasy come true, lady! Thanks for the Marshall….. 😉
by RoachKiller I had to throw chains twice yesterday! Other than the fact the twat that loaded the chain rack attached individual links to the actual rack. Wich left me no option but to heave 3 rails at once off that rack.
It went well! The first time I got lucky and a co worker helped me throw a couple rails! Whom by the way gained my respect by actually knowing how to put on chains right! no bungies, nadda
The second time around took about 40 minutes to put on! 10 minutes to take off!
Is it me or is there always that one rail that refuses to go on tight? Drive me fucking insane! That will do it!
Considering I haven’t thrown chains in a while. It went better than expected! Normally just throwing a set of singles and alternating drag chains takes about 20 minutes! the first few times of the year always take longer…. A lot like the chains, I’m rusty!
FYI, I alternate my drag chains! Something I learned driving the winds of Wyoming and the Midwest. I found I have much better slide control if I have a chain on each axle! Aka, a rail on the left front with one on the right rear trailer axles!
Just something I’ve learned over these years…..
by RoachKiller Theme right there…..
See ya!
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by RoachKiller Running the Facebook app the last week. For shits and giggles wanting to see if it was like it was!
Yup, that app is still allowing mischievous characters access to your phone! While also rerouting your dns and bypassing your proxy!
Same shit different day!
P.s those running kid proof surfing software. Usually a porn block on your WiFi router. It is also bypassing the filters on your firewall…..
My recommendation, go back to the old school login via browser……
I delete the app and wammo everything is normal! Oddly, it’s as I expected when I installed the Facebook app!
If you would like I can provide you with a full string theory of who connected to the app and what they were trying to do…..
by RoachKiller I do t work tonight! I am so use to the old schedule I come in the night before! ROFLMAO!
I guess this means I’ll get to fix that net issue at the house tonight!