What Life on the road as a truck driver is really like!
by RoachKiller Watch a grown man cry? Watch me after a long ass day. Almost to the car and I realize I still have the truck keys in my pocket!
Wich means the hike back from door 2! Then back up the stairs! I cried a little going back up this stairs today! 😉
Twas a long ass day and I think I ran over a calf! Went back to find it and it was no where…..
Dunno but that cow catcher works fantabulous!
by RoachKiller I delivered up at this place today that was exactly like quartzite during the summer!
They have an annual swap meet where all the vendors set up roadside! Literally roadside!
100’s of people walking the line was a challenging maneuver! yet oddly when I arrived to unload. The Red Sea of cars in the parking lot, parted. Wich allowed me a simple security guard aided back into the dock!
I only ran over 2 old ladies on scooters and a snouzer…. Luckily the snouzer lived!
by RoachKiller Know what it’s like having a very popular blog! This is what happens after a blog post…..
by RoachKiller Mcgrubber! We do the exact same fucking job! You do it 6 -8 pallets at a time! While A’s do it 18 – 20+ pallets a day!
Same stupid, different day…..
by RoachKiller Am I taking all the hard work? No empty pallets in…..
But ya gotta admit the show of incompetent assholes and slackers is about the same! They stick together like skin heads at a romper stomper party….
Ya gotta love the show they put on don’t ya? God damn it’s better than bing watching the erotic network…..
by RoachKiller Princess, a term of endearment I call my kids and old dudes like you!
Don’t be mad I’ve spent the last 30 years working around, with or near the crème de la crème of incompetent assholes like you!
Be mad I know exactly how to deal with incompetent assholes like you…..
Ttfn…..
by RoachKiller Watching the parade of foolish ignorance on your way out the door from work…..
by RoachKiller To see you and your friends will always have a job in the hotel / motel, jack shack floor mopping and gas pumping industries!
Praise sweet baby Jesus for that, aye…..
by RoachKiller Going to the airshow in McMinnville today? I just thought I would pass along the cluster fuck has already begun! We’re talking 10 miles easy and it’s 11:30 in the morning on Friday!
by RoachKiller I knew that was you mother fucker! You were right behind me when I pulled into my drive! Next time stop by and say hello! cus I know the only reason your even driving down my street is cus of me! 🙂
Let dick heads be dick heads!
I definitely want a ride in your new Lamborghini! Nice color by the way!
See ya! Us poors gotta get to bed cus we ain’t rock stars like you 😉 ROFLMAO!
by RoachKiller When are you and the cholo brothers coming up from la’yyyy?
I have a few people you should meet! I have a few wanna b’s I want you to meet…..
by RoachKiller I heard the same thing at Crete almost every day!
So I’ll be waiting for my “ your fired” talk any time soon…..
by RoachKiller Down! 20 more to go!
by RoachKiller Shit for brains? After moving 5 pallets I finally found the one for this stop!
Bravo on that one! Loading stop 8 on the same pallet as 16….
Brilliant! Well back to work! I’m also saddened the last guy didn’t cus me out like the guy on saturdays run! Asking me how I could fucking let that happen was brilliant! I mean he was missing 50lbs of tomatoes…..
I digress, enough of your low rent mindset! see ya!
You sure you want this run G? I mean there is a lot of pallet jack and stairs involved! Not 1 trip but 10 to 15 trips per pallet! That sounds a lot like work, and I know how hard work is t your forte’…..
I can also see why the company went with mediation! Your fuckers are blatantly pretty fucking stupid…..
by RoachKiller On today’s dinner! Took it light with cream cheese topped with mango pinapple salsa! So good!
by RoachKiller I use to know this geriatric pile of shit over at Crete that really liked fucking with his fellow employees!
He loved using dispatch to steal loads! He loved crawling into employees trucks to steal stuff! so on and so forth!
Just a real piece of shit of a man!
One day I was over in North Carolina and got a random call from a friend telling me that someone that geezer had fucked with. Dropped a tire thumper across that dudes head in a dark truck stop parking lot!
Luckily no where near where I was!
Moral of the story? You probably should’nt fuck with people! Especially people who know people….. especially if you want to keep your knee caps!
Cus I hear someone really wants to see you limp…..
by RoachKiller Is once again writing checks her ass can’t cash!
Get your bitch in line mother fucker! Before I fuck your ass to make up for what hers doesn’t cover…..
Comprende’?
by RoachKiller All my past trips on this new system! That a lot like the Crete peoplenet is just as fucked up!
But I’m seeing things like 5 hours early, 4 hours late so on and so forth!
Makes me giggle!
Like this run! I started an hour late! With another 1/2 hours waiting for the tablet to update! My fault? Nope? Was i perfectly on time! Hell yea I was…..
🙂
But I’m sure if I logged into y’all’s accounts I would see worser times? Huh?
That’s ok, nothing any of you people have or do interests me what so ever! Remember, I’m a narcissist and only care about myself! As all true truck drivers is……
by RoachKiller I got my stacks together! That 1 pallet turned into 3 of those!
Am I a true professional like you now? Or do I have to run into something first to be considered a true pro like you?
by RoachKiller The acknowledgment of “ they are all assholes!”
Oddly I already knew that, thus explains how easily it was to get them to be my bitches! added bonus, include incompetent in front of that and you got a winner, winner, chicken dinner!
But thanks for the info…..