What Life on the road as a truck driver is really like!
by RoachKiller You live in the same area and never been or even know of any of these restaurants I’m talking about?
It’s like, I can tell you every place within 5 miles of where I live! wtf?
Or is it, I’m just way the fuck out of your league?
by RoachKiller Batch of stupid ready to go, pookie?
by RoachKiller Filled with incompetent, moronic assholes! Today just happened to be your day to deal with them!
Hopefully tomorrow will be a better day! 🙂
Oh that pisses me off! I arrived at my stop right as recess was ending! The kids go through the door I have to take the 300lbs of product I have on my hand truck!
I’m being patient, quit and not running around, nothing! I was so pissed when they didn’t even give me a sticker! I was pissed! Next time I’m making some fucking noise! 🙂
by RoachKiller The reason all these women out here are pissy is cus there old mans are either dead, drunkards or deadbeats!
Either way ladies, maybe if you honked on bobo a little more. They might put up with your cunty tudes…..
I could also help! Maybe some good dick would put yall in a better fucking mood…..
by RoachKiller And the camel toed hog I rode in on is complaining i rode her to hard! ;(
I just can’t win! 🙂
by RoachKiller I was running up stairs to drop my paperwork from running both those trips today. A fellow employee asked me to drop a key in the key box. Even though the lady flaked me on helping my kid by answering a few questions about her issues. Accused me of trying to ask her out on a date. When I was actually asking her for her knowledge on her issues!
I still was nice enough to take the key she forgot about and put it back for her!
That’s just the type of guy I am! Will it bite me in the ass? Probably! Every time I am nice to a fellow driver it always does…..
That’s how drivers roll…..
Welp it’s finally food time! Making some beef hoagie sliders with that left over baguette!
See ya!
by RoachKiller Somehow my easy day went from 13 stops to 20! Someone called In sick I guess! I don’t fucking know! I do know I have topped my old record of 18 stops! 20 stops complete!
I never did find that 4 oz of dill! I did however see plenty of dil-do’s!
And I did find Mika’s leash in my pocket at work! ROFLMAO!
by RoachKiller So far zero slippage on concrete! I took a restaurant managers advice on these boots! So far he was 100 percent correct on slippery floors….
These things rock! So glad I got grey instead of black! If I don’t like black guitars why would I buy black boots!
Unless that was all that was available! Love the color and loving the no slip soles! Praise sweet baby Jesus…..
by RoachKiller Fit well! Let’s see how well they last! Or if they are a hassle with that extra 1” of height they give me! Oh and that extra heel piece is interesting!
They are composite tow so I can’t actually smoosh down the top. My toes feel ok In There! Nice thick sole….. stay tuned!
Vans I wear size 12 most boots I wear size 11.5 let’s see….. dr.martens definitely size 11.5 unless they are British made then I have to try them on first…..
by RoachKiller If you haven’t noticed yet. I will literally take years let alone decades to employe my revenge! You might think I don’t notice, care or do anything about your stupidity towards me!
No, I notice but I also know my revenge is already in the works! My time is important to me! So however long it takes to see your demise ( not literally but when it happens you will know! ) , one by one yall will fall! I can wait…..
In the meantime, I’m living life and going about my business! Maybe yall should start doing the same, cus you got no one to protect or save you…. Except YOU!
Well enough stupidity and crazy talk for today! I’m gunna eat my leftovers. Spend time with the dog and go about my business!
Maybe yall should have done that years ago yourselves…..
See ya! i know for sure, i would t want to be ya!
Ewww check out the pretty boots!
by RoachKiller These dumb fucks are scanning for handshakes and rfid when you walk by, right?
Not all of them but most those cunts are…..
by RoachKiller The hot rod will keep up with a v-8 ford explorer! Fucking worthless cunt of a driver he was!
Oh and fyi, don’t buy that purple top epiphone Les Paul! I did a big bend on the low e and that happened!
by RoachKiller Get laid this weekend! Will I put in the effort to get laid this weekend? No! If you put in the effort to get my attention to give me a lay. I probably will lady!
I’m fasting off caffeine this weekend. So my energy level is super low…..
by RoachKiller Has a dale! Today that was me! I had my jacket on and one foot out the door before I even got her! 😉
by RoachKiller Has a Todd! Don’t ever forget that!
by RoachKiller Put my own lock on my lift? Probably cus one of your homeboys used it on my day off and destroyed the padlock given to me…..
Duh!
by RoachKiller Don’t take away my ambidextrous word, “ cunt”!
It’s my fav word for everything! Men, women, ambiguous people, that annoying black cat that walks past my window!
Everything! Please baby Jesus, don’t let them take away my most loved word! Amen!
by RoachKiller Sghetti turned out great!
Everything in it…..
How it turned out…..
Do the bread! Omg not only does it smell good toasting. It tastes just as wonderful….
And the sauce! Omg the sauce…..
by RoachKiller Has a Jeff! Don’t ever forget that…..
See ya, I’m outta here!
by RoachKiller Of noodles and some farmer boys fried zucchini sounds fucking killer right now! Nope, I’ll be making sghetti…..