Category: Road Life

What Life on the road as a truck driver is really like!

I can now…..

by RoachKiller

Officially put “ furniture mover” on my resume! That display was heavy and put on 2 boards, sideways in the trailer!

Your welcome!

To all you….

by RoachKiller

High quality drivers! There is far more to a pre-trip than just pumping your breaks till the buzzer goes off!

See this is an oil dipstick! It gauges how much oil is in the motor! When I pulled this out it was shiny! Looked brand new. Minus the missing piece of plastic!

The fact it looked shiny and new with zero.zero oil on it is the problem!

I realised yall are far superior drivers than I but do you think you could spend more than 15 seconds on a pretrip? especially on the luck of the draw trucks?

Oh and why you’re at it. Do you possibly think you can put the fucking keys back at the end of the day like a normal retard?

Thanks

A little…..

by RoachKiller

Sand paper and looky there the edges look much better….. will have to hit the back corners by the wall with the dremel sander. Other than that I will finish cutting the bottom supports for the old slide in today. I ordered the stainless corner edge covers yesterday!

I’ll Install the new socket and wammo I’ll be done! I will verathane the floor portion another day! Or maybe find some scrap linoleum to lay there? Dunno…..

Only think I’m in certain about is what to do with where the back edge of the stove hits the bottom of the tile. I’m thinking of just installing a high temp piece of rubber? Ehh dunno yet…..

And I will be putting all new cooking posts on the rawtomato.com blog….

Don’t worry I’m still eating! Even with the stove out of commission! I had kicken seafood salad and butterfly shrimp for dinner last night….. 😉

You will….

by RoachKiller

be paying me the $350 for my magliner I let you borrow! AND PAYING THE $100 I just spent on this one! Or you will return my hand truck and pay me the $100 for my time to go get this one! Comprende?

Yes…..

by RoachKiller

I replaced all the fans in the house except my Dyson and another tower fan with these!

They are 20” industrial warehouse fans! The motors are killer from what I’ve seen! 3x’s the price of a Walmart box fan. Yet should last 3x’s longer….

By no means are they quite! Yet on low they mix into the background well!

Not to mention Mika loves standing in front of it…..

I liked them enough I bought 4 3 – 20” and 1 – 14”

#Kenbrown

Do you…..

by RoachKiller

Have any idea what it’s like hurrying to get your stop done. Just so you can finally go to the bathroom. All while everyone is asking you questions while you’re trying to walk out the door?

I’m not a talker! Sorry!

Omg that was a bowl winder….. 🙂 woo hoo!

Time for sushi! 😉

Told ya I had to poop!

Ok here….

by RoachKiller

Is what you tell the boss! A tree ran out in the road! You swerved to avoid it just barely clipping a couple branches.

Then after that avoidance, a yellow pile ran out in the road shortly after!

IDE believ it….. 😉

Did you hear…..

by RoachKiller

That Those 2 stops they want to pull off that run ofcourse are the simplest stops on that run? You notice when the b-stocks steal stops off runs. They always take the easy ones! They never take the ones that are break downs or roll in’s! ofcourse they will replace those stops with more breakdown and roll in stops!

That way the princess don’t actually work. So ofcourse they will show up for work….

That seams to be a big issue here huh? People actually showing up…..

Oh and don’t forget next Monday to slam that run with a butt load of extra stops! That way you can run to “ the boss” and tell her you need to change that run immediately! Cus that driver can’t handle it…..

Princess’s, man I tell you what! They are some of the dumbest and most predictable mother fuckers…..

Matter of fact, I’m thinking Tiera’s might be in order here…..

As the umpteenth…..

by RoachKiller

Newest member of the vegetable and produce imigration and naturalization force! ( VAPIN for short! )

Not one undocumented was recorded today!

Hang tight……

by RoachKiller

I’ll have to tell Matt and telnet in to check the log files on that server. Yes, I’m aware it’s a cohost. But I also know i deal with a lot of fucked up people! I’m not going to leave my Webhosting to just the web host. I’m gonna make sure I have a way in so I can verify whether it’s the low rent cockroaches. I call my groupies. Or just just plain internet stupidity? The Internet is filled with stupidity……

Holy shit….

by RoachKiller

Only 1 page of stops today! Is it possible, my head could splode? Yesterday was a 3 full page’r…..

Dude…..

by RoachKiller

There is no difference here than there is at any other company! The meek are still the little kaniving cunts they have always been…

As has been proven time and time again, they always end up fucked! Every god damn mother fucking time!

While the honest hard working folk always prevail…..

You should actually try that some time! “ hard work!”

Oh and p.s. will you tell that female driver to slow the fuck down on windeee roads! I’m tired of hearing customers bitch about her tipping pallets over…..

Did you know…..

by RoachKiller

That according to prison records. People like you are always the first to get shanked and turned into my prison wife…..

Question….

by RoachKiller

Have any of yalls sex offender cases been sealed or are they public info?

I got an idea to shut up stupid people real fast like…..

Added bonus….

by RoachKiller

1 more plant and I will have the front porch perfect! I’m thinking some potted bamboo would tie that all together well! 🙂

Maybe even a year round poinsettia style plant! With nice red leaves…..