What Life on the road as a truck driver is really like!
by RoachKiller Big attack on my hosted server? Really? Man, good thing someone else admins that shit! I mean with all the attacks you low rents flash onto my boxes. It’s pretty much a full time job dealing with you low rent, trailer park trash wannabe’s!
Lucky for me I just got done cleaning the toilet! I’m gunna go take a monster shit and eat some ice cream……
Good luck to ya! Hope your attack this time works…..
by RoachKiller Of these mother fucking head hunters!
Ok let’s make it simple! You want me to run otr for you? I want $150,000 a year! Home twice a month and company paid insurance, and matching Ira! Not to mention a profit share!
For that you get 12 -14,000 miles a month depending on road conditions and truck speed!
I will only run long haul loads over 1300 miles a trip! Hazmat is fine! East to west, north to south doesn’t matter! In, out and I’m gone!
No bullshit, no Crete short haul bullshit!
If you can meet or beat those conditions call me! Otherwise fuck off and die! Comprende’
by RoachKiller I have access to adult money……
by RoachKiller Surrounded by assholes, guess what you will eventually become……
That’s all right, a fucking asshole….. will you care? Probably not…..
I was trained by some of THE BEST and BIGGEST INCOMPETENT ASSHOLES IN THE INDUSTRY…..
by RoachKiller Wager going on! Will the woman at the next stop pretend to forget to give me the cod payment?
Stay tuned…..
by RoachKiller And watch the show, for it has begun…..
So who the hell won the super bowel? Cus I have zero interest in pro sports! I’m barely a winterhawks fan……
Oh and I need a wok!
by RoachKiller You pray and pray and pray, and your God doesn’t provide for you! He doesn’t allow the money to fall out of the sky like you pray for.
My guess your God is waiting for you to get a fucking job! Looser!
by RoachKiller Your time! You can’t fight stupid! They ain’t smart enough to know when you have won!
They just continue on like the proud little fucking low rent retards they are……
Matter of fact, most of my groupies have the iq to make it into the satanic special Olympics…..
by RoachKiller I’m waiting for you to tell me how important you are…..
I’ve been waiting all these years, I can wait even longer if I need to…..
by RoachKiller Happy to know that since the last time I stopped In Glenwood springs Colorado. At my fav 7/11 to get a pizza!
That 7/11 pizza tastes exactly the same here in Oregon as it does In Glenwood springs co! Only difference is there isn’t a Culver’s next door…..
by RoachKiller Are you fucking retards flapping your lips about now?
Jesus fucking Christ! Get a fucking life!
I got to know, when you were kids did yall think you would grow up to be trolls and general evil mother fuckers? ( especially you bible thumpers! You are some of the most vile, greedy mother fuckers to walk this planet! )
I’ve asked this question before and oddly none of you have the balls to give me an answer……
That was a long ass day with a lot of hoofing that box trolly!
by RoachKiller To go princess? My motherfucking day is done.!
Not to mention, I also get to remove the motherfucking ink sack that is my tattoo bandage.
by RoachKiller You down…. I’ll show you all around!
by RoachKiller Do it? How do I make left overs taste just as good as first overs?
Haven’t a clue but these are fucking delicious!
by RoachKiller I won’t be making my “ Americanized “ pho’ until Sunday! It’s good, really good!
Best part is you can make it dirt cheap….. well I can atleast, I got most the ingredients from the free bin at work!
The deep fried tofu on the other hand is beyond splendid…..
Stay tuned!
Tonight however I’m feeling left over nacho stuff made into soft tacos…..
Wich reminds me, can you freeze street tortillas? I got a big package of them I won’t get to any time soon?
by RoachKiller I got sidetracked cus I had to go unload another drivers drop. Something about he was kicked off the property and told never to return! ROFLMAO!
And you say my long hair, tattoos and running pants are bad for the company look! ROFLMAO!
by RoachKiller Is complete! I was just called beautiful by a beautiful woman!
That’s the kind of class I dig!
by RoachKiller Why no one wants to do this stop! Kinda fucked up! 2 trucks in the dock and that is if you can actually find the dock……
by RoachKiller Spend more time worrying about dumbass’s who steal farm trucks and take yall on high speed chases down I-5!
I’m just a worken man who is on his way to work, on his way to get tattooed or even on his way to the grocery store….
Yall should really stop giving power to rage baiters and drug addicts…..
P.s while yall were so worried about bitcoin and ethereum plummeting. Not noticing most alt coins stayed pretty much at price…..
Ya snooze ya loose, posers!
by RoachKiller To tell you! You know where I am, you know how to contact me! Grow some balls and do it!
My reaction might surprise you!