What Life on the road as a truck driver is really like!
by RoachKiller It’s finally complete! Driving down the road there’s a bitch sitting at a stop sign on the side road as I’m going by. She flipped me off. Some random whore have no idea who she is never seen her before in my life that she is flipping me off.
You can’t complain because that just means you’ve done your job……
by RoachKiller I kind of pay attention a little huh? I would have looked stupid arriving at that stop without the 75 cases of bananas on my back…..
I get it, just like the drivers. The warehouse is dealing with issues too! I don’t have any problems with them! The things I do are for my perfection purposes!
I also get that misspicks happen! I just want to make sure they ain’t from me…..
by RoachKiller Realized what’s going on! I’m less than a week away from getting my hiring bonus…..
Oddly, out of the 2 new hires. I’m the only one who hasn’t wrecked…..
Huh, remember mediation is an option! Oddly I have nothing to hide but yall do……
Oh and I have zero tolerance for the bullshit yall have been forcing on me! Wich is verifiable by all the actions I have taken thus far…..
Cus this shit ain’t normal homie!
by RoachKiller We’re not doing this again! We had our fun with Sarah silverbush back in the day! So what do you want?
That’s like the 15th fake silverbush to follow me in the last week……
by RoachKiller I’m running to the store to buy you a bigger shovel for all that bullshit you’re trying to push…..
Don’t forget, mediation is free….. and yall got a whole lot to hide…..
Oddly, even with all the buzzard’ry going on just like at Crete. I’m having one hell of a good time…..
by RoachKiller That was some serious box trolly shit right there! Like 22 boxes of oranges and melons! All 50lbs a piece!
I’m sweeting like your sister at a lesbian gang bang! Damn!
Nope the sideways wick didn’t work! ;( the melted wax keeps puting it out! 😉 welp time to try again!
by RoachKiller When comedy metal songs stop paying! You go all techno…..
by RoachKiller I’m not your overpaid mechanic guy! You want me to actually diagnose that intermittent air blow by. I will expect a big fucking raise!
I will say, I would be far more concerned with the alternator noise on the stereo system! Especially when the stereo is at zero volume…..
by RoachKiller In the Midwest know what I’m about to do! My last tube from kwik trip / kwik star!
I’m about to get my mother fucking processed meat on!
Fucking killer!
Killer sloppy joes!
by RoachKiller You would think that after all these years. You would have upgraded your code. Let alone used another skanky whore as bait!
Nope, same stupid shit, same stupid code, same butt ugly whores…..
Dude, get a fucking life! Really, maybe be a cab driver, pizza delivery boy or even the slag that mops up the glory hole floors….
Really! Sad part is, you and yours are so proud of yourselves! It’s literally psychotic…..
by RoachKiller If you actually played something people wanted to hear! They might actually listen…..
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by RoachKiller Why my x wife says I’m a monster asshole that has a sex drive that is too much for her…..
Oddly she also says my dick is too big for her mouth! Which is weird considering how much she loves to flap those fucking lips…..
When you sign up for those hair growth ads. There is always a commission being sent to someone! I was the one who received those commissions!
If you want to regrow your hair, go to your doctor and ask for a 1mg – 5mg finasteride script! Costs like $10 a month! Then go to the pharmacia and get there otc minoxidil stuff!
Use it for 6 months – to a year and you will see a big difference in your hair, you fucking vain assholes! 🙂
Also pay attention to your blood pressure! Minoxidil says right on the bottle, “ can cause heart racing and high blood pressure!”
Ingesting the stuff can fubar you beyond believe! Next time do your research, dumbass’s!
by RoachKiller Princess? All these years you have been running around telling everyone, “ anything he ( meaning me ) can do, I can do better! “
Yet the truth of your demented reality is, “ anything you can do, I can do 10x better…..” proven time and time again!
It was nice to see you and your family down there at 4T! Sure hope someone adopts your kids soon! So they can actually grow up with good parents…..
by RoachKiller So good! I haven’t popped a lift hose or had the trailer door open while driving down the road today!
Added bonus, my butthole and nut sack itch is gone!
Added, added bonus. This country burrito is really good! $6 good? Maybe…..
by RoachKiller Little man! I’m perfectly warm! Like when my dick is in your old ladies ass! Mmmm toasty…..
What I truly love though is after 10 years of me wearing thermal, running pants that you still have to comment about it! “You’re wearing leggings”! It’s just amazes me how much it bothers you little man……
by RoachKiller I can already tell the difference! The new ones are definitely rocking the heat! Ordered the shirt in a size up. Hopefully it will shrink a little bit cus it’s a little too big!
Defiantly will be buying a couple more pairs! Much warmer, much better fit!
And I really need to shave! TGIF!
Normally by now. I would be living in my Carhartt arctic bibs! It’s still in the 30- 40s here! Way too warm to wear my bibs. So I’m rocking the underarmour straight out the cargo shorts!
by RoachKiller Giving these a try tomorrow! Gunna be another cold one…..
#underarmour
by RoachKiller Mad about anything why?
I am a bit grouchy, but I’m not mad about anything! Other than the fact, my nuts itch, I think I got a little itch going on there in the butt side and my tarot card reading told me the condom was gonna break somewhere! other than that everything’s great
by RoachKiller About the smell of tobacco smokers per say! I do know that when I smell it getting into a truck. I know who recently drove it so I have to look for extra new damage to the truck…..
So if you hear me scream, “ god damn it, it smells like cigarettes in here! “ you will understand…..