Stop believing…..

The bullshit you read on the internet from random haters and trolls!

I did damn good on the new car purchase yesterday! I’ll tell the whole story on a vblog soon!

But here’s what I can tell you. I got the trade in value for the hotrod! I got the 8 year warranty! And I did it for $3 over my set budget!

So yea, I did good considering the warranties now for 8 years cost an easy $5000 not including window repair and or gap insurance…..

Notice the smoked taillights….. and yes it has sport mode! Bwoop bwoop!

I am now….

Very well rested! Definitely not nearly as good as the first movie! nor would it qualify as a second movie! More like a movie you take your girl to cus your gunna be getting laid the whole time….

My date agrees!

It’s like going to a Sarah Silverman show and predicting the punch lines before she says them…..

Yup….

I’ve been reduced to buying a new mattress! Although the new mattress I just bought is comfortable. I never slept on it for more than 4 days at a time!

Now that I have a gnarly kink in my neck and sore everything. I decided my sleeping important! So I went ahead and bought a new Serta old school mattress!

No rubber, memory foam, nada! Just an old school spring and foam mattress! firm to be exact!

So realizing I now have another mattress and no bedframe. A bedframe was needed for the spare bedroom!

So here ya go! I’m thinking that finding a couple bohemian style nightstands and I will be proud to sleep in my spare bedroom!

Finally…..

Some real fucking food! 2 bbq burritos and a cream cheese and roast beef sandwich! Buuuurp!

Twas good! I really need to start remembering to eat…..

Looks like dominos tonight……

The young lady…..

Who rocked my world again last night. I don’t think she quit understood why I didn’t add a lot of seasoning to this pork shoulder I made in the crock pot yesterday?

Only cus I plan on using that shoulder for multiple dishes! Pulled pork sandwiches today. A corn chowder Soup later tonight!

With the remainder of the meat being used in a casserole for tomorrow! so a light seasoning kicked ass for the basics and a heavy per dish seasoning will rock the rest….. 🙂

Omg…..

I’m guessing the antibiotics are working! As I literally have snot globing everywhere! This means the sinus infection is wayning and maybe I can finally get the tooth pulled that’s causing the issue!

Doesn’t every single person walk there dog before they go to work? Looser…..

Ok asking….

If a woman is giving you a handy and says, “ omg I have never seen so much cum! “ is that a good thing or a bad thing?

Asking for a friend……

Went out….

Today to visit family at the cemetery. Oddly realizing that a lot like Willamette national. I have family in every corner and the parts in between!

That was a tough one! The mariachi band playing in the background. Grown men tearing up! Twas a tough thing to see!

Yet it also allowed me some freedom! Mom passed at the beginning of the pandemic. All those people were dying, from places I had recently been to.

I was too nervous to come in off the road. As who knows if I had it or not! ( ended up getting it twice during the pandemic. The show that it was! )

But she passed during that time! I always felt guilty for not coming home. Finally after five years I was able to let that guilt go! So freeing it definetly was!

Of course left some flowers at a couple family graves. Atleast the ones I could find. Made the mistake of taking Mika. Ofcourse she pooped on a little kids grave! 🙂

Out of respect for whoever put the artificial flowers in the urn. I left them and just added my dozen roses!

Luckily her good sons 😉 were tall! Peace out and happy Mother’s Day!

P.s. has science yet figured out what exactly is in ambrosia salad? That was mom’s fav family gathering desert?

Ya know….

While you were busy being a worthless dooshbag. I was running through my head every conceivable outcome. Then deciding what actions I needed to take to make whatever moronic thing you just said work in my favor!

Trust me I’m not as nice a guy as you think…..