Category: Ford Fender

Watch this……

by RoachKiller

Yeah, I can’t drink regular soda pop except on occasion. As it far too sweet for my taste buds. I will, however on occasion enjoy a grape or strawberry or pineapple Fanta out of the soda fountain!

As to how the fuck you twats can drink regular soda pop on a daily basis is beyond my fucking imagination!

my taste buds go back to when Tab was a favorite diet soda of the masses……

Guess who……

by RoachKiller

Showed back up in my TikTok feed last night? Yep, you guessed it the little Negro boy who seems to think that he has a vagina! As I’m giggling, his testes are the clue he might not be a woman huh?

Same stupid different day…..

You gotta admit that he must have a really small pecker if he can do the tuck and it really looks like he has a twat. Yeah his testees poke out!

If he comes back around, I will post one of his TikTok’s on here for all you lovely people to seewhat I have had to endure for years on social media! And why I am 100% against any form of adult content on social media…..

Nah…..

by RoachKiller

I’ve been in contact with a few “ adult friends” who have all told me that site I was thinking about starting is brilliant!

So when I go in for my next tattoo session. I’ll live stream it and see how people take to it!

Everyone one of the ladies and dudes all said yes to a sleeve or full piece. So finding fresh flesh to press and tattoo won’t be difficult!

So we shall see…..

Oddly, unlike my competitors I actually have quality skin that not only pleases the eyes it also pleases the…..

Have you…

by RoachKiller

Noticed yet that every time yall report one of my fucking hilarious comments! I appeal, even though my comment is reinstated your accounts have started getting banned?

It’s a win win for everyone! Like today’s post where I replied, “ I charge $4.95 a picture! Do you want right, left or both feet?”

That was posted to a troll account that was asking for fat people pictures! Oddly, so many desperate people actually replied too….. with pictures of their fat ass’s!

$20 says those picture replies will be downloaded and saved for future troll accounts…..

Oh honey…..

by RoachKiller

You are so far down on my list of cunts to fuck over. I think you will be fine!

You flatter yourself if you think I have time to spend on the little people! The regulated time I have is for big fish and annoying morons!

So if you stay off my radar, you have almost zero chances of me fucking with you…..

Comprende’?

Here they…..

by RoachKiller

Cum! Your old ladies driving by with the over smile and poor bastard cars…..

I wouldn’t notice most of your old ladies as they are average ho’s! Today, with all the attempted thievery. I’m noticing more and more of you criminal ho’e types…..

I mean, the truck stops are filled at 1300 and that includes the 50 bobtail parking spots! just at this truck stop alone!

Yea, you ho trolls are out on patrol……

I think I’ll wash my ass tomorrow…..

This is how…..

by RoachKiller

You know you have come full circle with the company you work for and trucking in general!

You hook to an empty. Do a pre trip and realize the repair you did on the trailer 6 months ago was still on that trailer!

I picked this trailer up about 6 months ago in the gay bay! It wasn’t a fresh hole in the lower outside rail. It had been there a while!

Yet needless to say it was a hot load and you needed to make that hole disappear! So you break out what you got and this is the result!

6 months passes and your now hunting an empty! You come across the best looking trailer! Hook and pre trip! You see that and realize that’s your fucking handy work!

Keep in mind, since then it has gotten brake pads and other various new damage aquired since then!…..

Me, I’m just kicking back in aw that 1 my handy work is still on there! 2 I’ve been driving way too long cus my years of road repair experience. Has led me to notice my road repair is still on there….. 😉

The dual guitar case…..

by RoachKiller

It’s really great and light when you put 2 guitars in it!

It’s not so great when you start to load it down! Now I don’t have any pedal with me this ride. So I simulated a full bag by throwing my shower bag on!

The skateboard wheels make a smooth role of it. Yet it becomes unbalanced quickly! The more you load in there the more it becomes uncomfortable to roll!

The only other thing that bothers be is how easily and how quickly the bottom gets scratched!

Over all I see this as being a viable option for a non airplane gig or tour! It definitely has more than enough room to load everything but the PA system! 😉

Price wise I don’t see its value at $499 retail! $300 – $400 yes!

Overall I give this case a 4.5 out of 5! Would have done better if the didn’t scratch so easily….. and had better support between the 1st and second layers…..