Category: Ford Fender

Look who….

by RoachKiller

Is seriously desperate! Who is so broke they had to come all the way from crazy town again to start up some shit ROFLMAO!

Yup that’s right buddy! I’m headed to work! You’re not welcome to follow or even interact! Cus if you or your crazy town members do, your gunna need those million dollar lawyers again….

Bwoop bwoop!

You don’t think that’s what all those porn bot followers are there for do ya?

I’m thinking…..

by RoachKiller

Everything in this picture should be my priority today! 🙂

Added side note…..

I was seriously expecting to be a lot soar’er today than I’m not! My muscles are a little tight but that’s it! Wow! Maybe I am getting more fit’er

Added bonus….

by RoachKiller

You should see how flat my stomach looks! What a work out….. 🙂

Elevator goes up, elevator goes down…..

I had a blast today! More than work but a few things I said to certain people…..

By the reactions I got, they don’t think very highly of their delivery drivers…… ROFLMAO!

Well worth the entertainment!

I don’t know….

by RoachKiller

I’m actually thinking of taking vacation this year in NOLA….

I really want to do mardigras but I also have an opportunity to take a few guitar lessons from a really good guitar player down in Texas…..

I will definitely be doing one this year! I mean this is why I got off the road! You know, to have a life outside of driving a truck!

Bwoop bwoop!

Don’t be sad….

by RoachKiller

A few minutes work and look ma, it looks better and it’s usable!

As soon as I start dealing with the upstairs again. This will once again be an actual coat closet!

Of course I didn’t toss any of the kids costumes or king fu outfits!

How you say? I’m an asshole but I still love my kids! Comprende’?

I also didn’t realize how many hoodies and t-shirts I have acquired over the years of metal shows I’ve been too!

Holy shit…..

by RoachKiller

When this overseas release only, prototype jersey showed up. It was the wrong size and I was too fat to wear it!

Today is a much different story! Fucker is way baggy and fits like a 4x goalie, only better!

Bwoop bwoop!

Unfortunately it doesn’t have my pentagram logo and numbered 666, but hey it’s still fucking cool!

Don’t be looking at my pp bulge lady! My eyes are ip here…..

Oh and the reason all those jerseys look like alter boy alb’s? It totally went along with the theme….

HELLLLO…..

by RoachKiller

HOW IS EVERYONE DOING THIS MORNING? YALL HAVE A GOOD, FUN AND SAFE NIGHT?

WHO WANTS BREAKFAST? I GOT EGGS AND FISH COOKING NOW?

DID YOU ALL WATCH THE BALLS DROP LAST NIGHT?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMERICA! 250 YEARS OF PURE, UNADULTERATED SAVAGERY!

I PERSONALLY CANT WAIT FOR THE 4TH OF JULY! THATS GUNNA BE A MOTHER FUCKING PARTY! IM DEFINITELY GOING TO THROW A KEGER…..

NO ITS NOT VERY BRIGHT IN HERE, NOR AM I TALKING LOUDLY!

EVERYONE HAVE A GOOD 2026!

MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON THE SOULS OF THOSE STILL STUCK IN 2025…..

Good meal down…..

by RoachKiller

Now to find a good movie to rent, put my feet up. Sip my blueberry redbull and crown royal while jamming some old school Elvis and keeping the dog from freaking out when the neighbors release their barrage of fireworks tonight. 🙂

It’s no bullshit on being scared to drive on this night! The horror stories I can tell you from all across this country are scary af!

Sometime ask me about the guy in st.Louise driving the brand new bmw…..

Never mind…..

by RoachKiller

I figured out what I’m doing tonight! Anyone say Elvis classics?

FYI, I played a lot of Gibson 335, 339’s and you can see which one I ended up with…..

A lot like Gibson Memphis Es’s I played a lot ended up with a Gibson flat top Memphis es and a epi florentine es……

Half ass monkey boy…..

by RoachKiller

Told ya, like social media, my dating app profile is just as half ass!

Oddly I found 4 women I follow on TikTok on this dating app! Along with quit a few women from my local neighborhood! ( I wonder if their husbands know?)

Anyhoot, I’m not putting much faith or time into any of it! Cus once my groupies find out…..

Stay tuned!