Category: Ford Fender

We had us an…..

by RoachKiller

Incident today! Containing a broken candle jar, a buttload of melted wax and half a roll of paper towels!

After making the smoke alarms shut up. I realized I own this place so I had better clean this shit up! So the official report states.

“ Upon hearing the cracking of the glass! Suspect ran over to the stove. Realized what was happening and proceeded to unravel an entire roll of paper towels.

He then proceeded to dump the remaining wax into another candle jar. All while mass quantities of black wax melted onto the burner! Wich in turn made the house smell really fucking good. But made a bombastic mess of the stove!

He then proceeded to state his grandma is rolling over in her grave. As her last paintings she made were in wax! She knows he ( suspect ) knew the proper way to remelt the wax to make another candle but didn’t!

He then proceeded to state that he did in fact clean the mess and that the left front burner and surrounding area of that burner has never been cleaner! End quote!”

ROFLMAO! It’s the un-official police report of my waxing of the stove this morning! Luckily I shut off the smoke alarm right before the security system called the fire department! lol!

Hey man, I’m just a guy making candles….. ROFLMAO!

Smells damn good in here though!

Uh oh…..

by RoachKiller

I just did a new count of the guitars I own. I still have over 100 left!

I’m thinking my original count of 125 was waaaaaay off! ROFLMAO!

Oh and I still own mine! I’ll never let it go cus it is that good of a guitar. Yet guitar center Portland has a Gibson midtown in good condition in stock…..

Dunno….

by RoachKiller

Looks kinda cute to me…..

Getting kind of worried, this strap in regular length, actually kind of fits! I will have to do the “ kinda bent over with one leg up in the air move.” To do that one part of the solo. Honestly if I wait a few more weeks. I probably won’t even have to do that…..

Got a email……

by RoachKiller

From my Web host stating they are going to upgrade PHP! Now anyone who truly knows me knows I love coding in PHP!

So do you think that’s what they went after? It’s rather odd. They didn’t go after easy ravioli which has far more unique’s per month than roach.ES!

My guess they weren’t that smart, aren’t that smart, are that fucking adult retarded I was talking about earlier……

It’s all the same stupid bullshit. Ive delt with these tards long before I even started the blog!

Now you know why I keep my adult websites a secret along with other large projects I’m working on. I don’t need the bullshit, the customer doesn’t need the bullshit and believe me these motherfuckers are full of bullshit……

The word…..

by RoachKiller

“ retard “ will get you banned at every major social media platform! So if you’re importing these posts. Just know the word retard is used a lot!

Not TWords people who are actually mentally or physically handicapped, but TWords grown ass adults who act and do as you would think dumb mother fucking, normal retards do…..

People like you!

I’m golden…..

by RoachKiller

On soda pop for a while! Already did done buy 8 bottles last night. Got my bottle return money and decided on 12 more!

Why am I telling you this? Cus when I was OTR I drank 2-3 of those a day! I’m down to 1 a day now!

Added bonus took a bunch of the x old ladies shit up to goodwill! Little by little she disappears! Praise sweet baby Jesus!

Gave her ample opportunity to let me know about anything! She refused, so I refuse to keep her shit in my space!

Will be taking what’s left to the dump soon enough…..

She doesn’t even deserve that much respect…..

I hope the weed induced psychotic episodes were all worth it! Cus from my vantage point, that’s all you got left…..

Omg….

by RoachKiller

Last time I had this for lunch! I was somewhere in Pennsylvania just trying to find some food! Although there all I had were French fries.

Here they don’t sell fries! They do however sell the best fucking sub sandwich I’ve eaten since finding vintages gas station over in new Jersey!

Omg it was fucking awesome!

Fuck subway, fuck Quiznos, fuck jimmy johns!