Category: Ford Fender

I lit…..

by RoachKiller

This candle last night! One of the x’s she left behind! Figured why not! Why burn the good shit when I can burn the bad shit first!

Anyhoot! I fell asleep and was awoken to gnarly black smoke and popping noises coming from the candle!

Not a little, a lot! Luckily the smoke alarm sent me an alert that there was smoke in the house! Cus that candle was a bonfire when I woke up!

Seriously! That was a fucked up candle!

Now see….

by RoachKiller

If I were a complete dick! I would have ignored the gas guy coming out to turn off the gas. As he can’t get to the gas meter with a locked gate!

So I could have carried an unpaid gas bill in the x old ladies name for a good 6+ more months!

Yet I decided that I would be honest and pay the past due amount today! While also taking over the bill starting also today!

So any previous balance is now the responsibility of the x while moving forward I’m responsible!

See she can be an obnoxious drugged out cunt all she wants! I’ll be taking the high road the whole way through this! Why? Cus I’m not a cunt like her!

I’m telling ya people! Drugs are fucking bad! Don’t do drugs! Don’t be a cunt! If you don’t do drugs, more than likely you won’t be a cunt!

What I’m finding out though is she had been lying to me for years about how much the monthly house bills were!

By my count, including internet I’m looking at a whopping liberal estimate of $350 a month! ROFLMAO! Wow! I really am feeling sorry for this lady!

Not that sorry but enough I’m shaking my head and wondering how psychotic is she…..

My day is…..

by RoachKiller

Complete! I was called “dog” by a woman wearing an Alice In Chains shirt! Which surpasses being called “ boo” by a black woman in Birmingham Alabama with 17” fingernails!

Bwoop bwoop!

Yea I can do it…..

by RoachKiller

But my vocal effects processor is being pushed to the max! Harmonizer and key drop is really pushing it…..

Added bonus I have those matching Les Paul’s! 666 and 667….. unless he wants to play the matching Jackson mars crackles?

Unless he has his own ultras that’s all I got to offer up for dualing banjos…..

Just thinking out loud again!

Unless he wants to do strats? I own damn near every color Strat ever made…..

Look who….

by RoachKiller

Is seriously desperate! Who is so broke they had to come all the way from crazy town again to start up some shit ROFLMAO!

Yup that’s right buddy! I’m headed to work! You’re not welcome to follow or even interact! Cus if you or your crazy town members do, your gunna need those million dollar lawyers again….

Bwoop bwoop!

You don’t think that’s what all those porn bot followers are there for do ya?

I’m thinking…..

by RoachKiller

Everything in this picture should be my priority today! 🙂

Added side note…..

I was seriously expecting to be a lot soar’er today than I’m not! My muscles are a little tight but that’s it! Wow! Maybe I am getting more fit’er

Added bonus….

by RoachKiller

You should see how flat my stomach looks! What a work out….. 🙂

Elevator goes up, elevator goes down…..

I had a blast today! More than work but a few things I said to certain people…..

By the reactions I got, they don’t think very highly of their delivery drivers…… ROFLMAO!

Well worth the entertainment!

I don’t know….

by RoachKiller

I’m actually thinking of taking vacation this year in NOLA….

I really want to do mardigras but I also have an opportunity to take a few guitar lessons from a really good guitar player down in Texas…..

I will definitely be doing one this year! I mean this is why I got off the road! You know, to have a life outside of driving a truck!

Bwoop bwoop!