Category: Ford Fender

So who would…..

by RoachKiller

Like to see a live stream of me getting the official finish of the first coat of ink on my blackout sleeve?

We will be tightening up my wrist, elbow and inner arm? I don’t know if we will be getting into the actual design yet….

The next tattoo will be taking a break from either arm and moving to the matching tattoo of my daughter! Except mine will be on my leg….

I am not…..

by RoachKiller

A grandpa yet! I have about 2 months before my status as a “ secondary dad in training “ status is officially turned into grandpa status!

Please allow me some privacy in this difficult time to adjust to the name and status change!

I will also need time to prepare to not remember wich is wich! So my hunt for the “ hello my name is” shirt stickers is in high gear!

Praise sweet baby Jesus! Hail Satan! Ali Alah ahkbar! Boba fet is god….. etc etc….

Oh dude…..

by RoachKiller

Keith Roth of #hairnation fame hasn’t a fucking clue as to who I am!

Other than the fact I am the instigator of the 1000 text @hairnation protest from years gone bye! Protesting the fact the 23 years I’ve been a subscriber they haven’t changed any of the songs they play! It’s the same bullshit music changed up by an hour, every day!

They have actually changed the name of the station more than the playlist!

Oh and I also own keithroth.com, he might know me from that…. But I offered it up to him years ago at a highly discounted price. He didn’t want it, so I’m guessing I’m once again, someone he hasn’t a clue exists….

Yet I do love posting about his repetitive, sorry ass on occasion…..

How cool is that…..

by RoachKiller

The way pookie the fart bubble chaser is talking. It sounds like he/she is finally winning that war inside its head!

Haven’t a clue as to who it is actually talking about. Yet, god damn it pookie! We’re all so proud of you!

All hail pookie the fart bubble chaser! Praise sweet baby Jesus in that poor bastards name…..

Me, I’ll be busy defrosting my ice box!

If my…..

by RoachKiller

$55 investment hits $100 im cashing out and taking your old lady out for a steak and some nookie! matter of fact I’ll probably ask to have both at the same time!

I’m a busy man ya know!

Guess what they …..

by RoachKiller

Sent me! Yup, a semi hollow blues boy!

Oh that’s right! I’m not supposed to talk about what I’m doing as according to Crete. It upsets my fellow employees!

Keep in mind, these are the same mother fuckers that flap their lips so much. I was able to create an ai database to run there voice print against! Just so I would have a picture and name to go with the stupidity!

Reading a bit…..

by RoachKiller

On this 1500’s prophecy about the last pope!

I’m just wondering but have all you evil mother fucking Christian’s come to the acceptance yet that you will soon be bowing to a new lord and savior?

My guess, y’all were figuring that you would be piles of shit in life, right up to before you die! Then repent shortly before you die?

Wich then according to your psychotic minds. Would allow you the chance at redemption to gods heavenly kingdom?

Yea, I’m thinking y’all will be taking turns sucking Satans dick!

God damn you people are some evile mother fuckers!

Praise sweet baby Jesus, amen! Roflmao!

Hey hun…..

by RoachKiller

Do you think AI will be able to tell the difference between your fake accent and your regular voice??

I know my AI is able to decipher the difference and can actually match a voice with a person in the data base already!

So what I’ll do is over the next couple days is I will use that phone call. I just made to you and run that against the database of faces and voices. I already have! we’ll figure out exactly who I was talking to cause you’re Indian accent sucks ass, lady! Especially when you start out with an American accent…..

Roflmao…..

by RoachKiller

Is it just me or is Paul Stanley calling to get his royalties?

I went ahead and downloaded it! His mom said she would give me a gum job if I did!

His mom gives great gum jobs by the way!

God damn dude…..

by RoachKiller

Stop with the bullshit before your ass ends up in stateside!

While I end up with your house, car, wife and kids!

I realize your batch of stupid is powered by the relentless voices in your head! But You gotta stop!

Come to the reality, I’m a better driver and all around person than you or your cronies can or ever will be!

I prove it daily! Year after year, after year!

It’s Really got to suck knowing I don’t even have to scream “ I’m a Christian so I’m obviously a good person!”

Hell I’m not even stupid enough to buy an srt so people really think I’m important!

See ya!

I need to…..

by RoachKiller

Open a tattoo shop! I’ll name it industrialink.net

I’ll only tattoo naked females and my partner will ink the males!

Make it an online porn style site!

Yea when I get bored, my brain thinks up some crazy shit! Roflmao!