Category: Crypto

I know……

by RoachKiller

This satanic imagery! And I also know how much you hate the Bible and that skull!

It will be the new centerpiece at whatever home I own…..

I believe it’s called a Springer and it’s from Africa!

Satanists will use goat heads, or ram heads

Those are cool…

by RoachKiller

Found these woven baskets on Amazon for like $30 apiece! Ordered 1 for upstairs 1 for downstairs!

Damn, they are nice! Real leather handles, real woven Cotten material!

So fucking nice I’m starting to wonder if I’m not actually a gay designer!

That’s a fucking joke! I love pussy to much! 😉

Because I care…..

by RoachKiller

I do believe I found THE perfect ottoman! Hell I ain’t even gay and I have style! 😉

Yet it’s long enough I can slide this ottoman over to cover the full length of my legs. Not to mention it is the perfect color to use as a table to watch tv, eat ribs on and then rub my dirty boots all over!

Added bonus, it’s long enough not only can I use it. so can the people sitting on the couch! All at the same time…. POOF, mind blown 🤯

I’m bragging…..

by RoachKiller

I would like to introduce you to my 2 grandsons! William on the left and Clark on the right!

All fingers, toes and chromosomes accounted for!

From what I’m hearing the guy on the right is going to be the hellion! While the guy on the left is gunna be like my daughter! Laid back and plots his next kill…… 😉

Photo redacted at request of parents!

Oh and that is the car seat system I bought them! The daughter says it’s awesome! She doesn’t have to take them out of the car seats to put them on the double stroller…..

Here’s the link

https://a.co/d/0xNZVx7

Your bot….

by RoachKiller

Bought bitcoin when it dropped below $99,000 right? Your bot sold bitcoin at its last high of $106,000 right?

You will have to do the math on that for fees etc! Yet you should have clearly made approximately $6500 on that transaction!

Unless you only purchased a partial coin! Then cut that amount in whatever fraction you purchased!

No! I will not tell you what bot I use! You need to find one that works correctly and works for you!

It’s official…..

by RoachKiller

Baby B has been born! Mom and sons are doing well! Both weighed around 7.5 lbs!

They were concerned about baby B having to be taken out via cesarean section! Luckily both were delivered naturally!

Babies all have 10 fingers and toes, all chromosomes accounted for ( roflmao, that’s something you can’t say, huh? ) and unfortunately there was no Baby C as grandpa was hoping for!

With parents permission I will post a picture of William and Clark when available!

All hail RA!

Yea I see it! My 89 years young look is coming through……

I am officially…

by RoachKiller

A grandpa as of one hour ago! Baby a has been hatched! We all await the hatching of baby B!

So upon this outcome, I can no longer use the word Gramps as a derogatory name for old people! So now I may only refer to them as geezers, geriatrics or old people. As I don’t want to confuse you into thinking, I’m talking about myself……

I would like to say congratulations to my beautiful daughter and her husband! I cannot wait to see some pictures of these two beautiful young lads.

And delusions of Granger are already dancing through my head as to how I can spoil these two little kids as only a grandpa can…..

The very first…..

by RoachKiller

Ko propo radio I ever bought was from Tammie’s hobbies! I go there now and they don’t even know what it is! It’s a sad day ;(

But if I’m spending that kind of money I definetly want one in my hands first!

Cus the one I’m looking at is damn near double that price…..

It’s simple…..

by RoachKiller

After having to constantly replace the sprinkler heads after the kids would mow the lawn. Yea I stopped using it!

So I went and picked up this really adjustable, cheap sprinklers from ace hardware! I was shocked how adjustable these things are! From a small area to a large area these things actually work better than the inground system!

Added bonus you can daisy chain them together and basically do the same shit an in ground does only without the monster hassle!

$18 for 2 at ace…..

Longevity is unknown but I’m sure you can get atleast a summer out of them…..

That’s how…..

by RoachKiller

It’s done pookie! Take notice of the mat under the skillet! Simple Amazon high heat cooking mat! Keeps the table from melting!

Best present my old lady ever done did buy me!

Uses a portion of the power a microwave does! Added buns, it cleans with the wipe of a cloth!

You still have to idle a bit for long cooks but nothing like a microwave!

Matter of fact lasko here uses more power than this fucking skillet!

In between…..

by RoachKiller

Getting my sleeve worked on and those vaccine shots yesterday! I am thoroughly spent!

All my muscles ache! My arms hurt and now I’m peeing with multiple streams!

Even after a full 10 hour sleep last night!

So I think I’m gunna kick back, grab a monster soda and get to getting while the getting is good!

Sorry ladies….:

by RoachKiller

I do not give any of you permission to inhale my scent! Especially with as delicious as I smell today!

Even my ass smells like strawberries! All though I will allow a few of you ladies a lick of my sweet ass! It’s an invitation only lick and unless you have been notified previously to this post, you weren’t invited!

My phone…..

by RoachKiller

Has outlasted another otterbox defender ( dad model ) case again! This phone has been dropped and fallen out of the truck so many times I lost count!

The case gave its life for this phone!

Praise sweet baby Jesus!