Category: Road Life

What Life on the road as a truck driver is really like!

Check it out…..

by RoachKiller

Turned out really good! Forgot the tomato paste added last minute! Turned out well! Mmmm

FYI, I soaked the pinto’s a full 24 hours. Then kept them dry in the fridge for another 24 hours! With a 7 hour crockpot low cook…..

If you go to the 82nd Fred meyers be on the look out for a white Chevy suburban, Newer version no front or back plate. Didn’t see a temp permit through the heavily tinted rear window!

The parked 2 stalls over. When I came back they were parked next to my car and vamoosed out of there when they saw me!

They also caught the attention of store security who was also out there! My guess it was either gas or a break in! Did however check for obvious places gps could be tapped.

Be careful out there the white and black negros are mething up and stealing! Especially gas! This explains why I keep my tank at 1/4….. or less! Fools!

Man….

by RoachKiller

My stories suck! I’m a shitty liar! wtf?

Maintenance guy asked about the truck I’m driving. I told him and also mentioned that the fucking thing does killer!

I was empty heading back and had about 25 miles over a mountain of pure ice tonight! That fucking Volvo did killer! The transaxle did its job well a couple times!

His reply was you can drive! I was like, no! I just put it in gear and point it straight! 🙂 his reply? You can drive! 😉

See I can’t…. 🙂 but it did make me giggle!

Oh and Crete, how did yall fuck up the last of posie windows? ( aka jeldwen ) those were easy, long and damn good loads! Even with the multi stops and hand unloads!

Should have called I would have done them for you! But nope, yall even fucked that shit up! I would have definitely put together a good batch of guys to get the job fucking done!

Oh and I almost forgot about all the driver harassment when I would go to pick up one of those loads! Those were serious cunts! They got what they deserved, obviously! 🙂

You can tell….

by RoachKiller

If someone belongs driving in your neighborhood! Just by how fast they hit the neighborhood speed bumps!

You silver prius, do not belong…..

I just did….

by RoachKiller

A 12 hour shift! Not before seeing what was on this old tablet! Luckily it had no net access so all the old school apps still had on board log files!

I will tell you this, homeboy will be hunting an old white guy and a middle aged black guy…. Who love pictures of naked 13 year old girls…..

End of story…..

Dude…..

by RoachKiller

Get a grip! One of those trolls walked on over to ig and found my account there! I deleted all my friends right before the viral incident luckily!

Anyhoot, this dude typed, “ you’re a fag I hope you die….. etc etc!”

IDE like to say thank you for proving my point….

All hale satin! 🙂

Golly gee wiz

by RoachKiller

From my simple example I have shown you my groupies, trolls and exactly what it’s like to be a guitar player in a satanic death metal band! you also will see exactly what it’s like to be famous!

If you check out my replies. You can see how to handle that situation! Me I like to antagonize a bit. I mean these people did walk all this way to defend there drug of choice! Might as well let them finally ejaculate and maybe encourage them some more!ROFLMAO! I mean a hit is a hit and a comment is a comment….

I mean I wasn’t monetized but I am now! the moral of the story? Everything I have said over the years is butt ass true! Even my story of having groupies, trolls…..

Most of all if they attack you on smedia. Don’t take it personally, don’t reply with the obvious comment and most of all don’t do like Keith Roth and call someone a retard! That will definitely get you banned…..

Cheers…..

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Oh and p.s. most of all remember they won’t stop with just you! They will go for your family, friends, job, etc…..

Don’t be sad bra…..

by RoachKiller

My studio has a full perpetual license of pro tools. My mic interfaces and preamps are decent but budget!

Scarlet interfaces with an additional octa preamp! for a total of 16 or 24 interfaces! ( I can’t remember ) I’m running full eventide rack effects processors with that extension that makes even you sound like a singer!

Yea I’m ok in the studio…..

Had my first….

by RoachKiller

Work review today! I was reviewed and told that I’m a fucking angel! Seriously!

Not one complaint, nothing! I was a little disappointed as this was the first ever work review I have ever been through!

I was kinda hoping for some yelling, maybe a little “ if you don’t get your act together I’m gunna pull your badge and make you a desk jockey!” Hell I would have even settled for, “ get your act together Brooks or your going to join ponch and John on traffic duty!”

Nothing, I didn’t get any of that! ;(

Now that I’m thinking about it, I’m a little sad now….. 🙂

Can you…..

by RoachKiller

Imagine what it would have looked like if I had actually run over that mattress in the middle of the road this morning?

Good thing I was paying attention huh?

We do have us some high quality freebies in the free bin today!

Ya wanna know…..

by RoachKiller

How you know a stoner is near? They ride by on there moms bicycle, wearing there moms bicycle helmet oddly coming from their moms house..

Ok so they are either stoners or they are gay…..

So I’m thinking….

by RoachKiller

I might get my edger to run if I “ jump start” the dirty carb with ether and a little carb cleaner…..

Well I’m off to mow the lawn! See ya later tonight!

Holy fuck….

by RoachKiller

I was having a nice dinner and wammo I literally feel like shit now!

Holy fuck! I’m going home…. Se ya troll baters later….

Just made $20….

by RoachKiller

The big boss told me yesterday that there would be 2 additional runs for me today when I was done with my regular route!

Lo and behold, as god as my witness. No one else knew about them “ quoting!” Ofcourse giving them away to another driver! oh but they did have 3 deliveries right down the street….

I would get mad but why? That is exactly the dog eat dog concept that’s been going on since day one here…..

Everything from blaming the new guy for no freight. To blaming the new guy cus you have additional stops.

Then in this case. Everytime I pick up steam and know a route. They make up a new excuse as to why I need to be taken off the route….

It’s the usual trucking bullshit brah! They always pick on the strongest link…..

Oh and I made a bet that those 2 extra runs would mysteriously disappear…. That’s exactly how I made my $20! 😉

Still having a fucking blast! Even broke out into a nose bleed from the stress of being told one thing and of course another thing happens…..

Oh and don’t forget to chase your paperwork while making sure to chase your customer envelopes….

Nah I didn’t forget, I just figured if I had to chase my paperwork those customer envelopes weren’t that important!

Watch the cameras…..

See ya! My weekend has just begun! Beep beep vroom…..

Just some…..

by RoachKiller

Knowledge for you simple minded folk! What they tell you and what they tell me are completely different!

This explains why I don’t talk to any of you….. 😉

Breakfast plans……

by RoachKiller

Still stand! If you’re at my place by 10 AM, I’ll make you a fresh breakfast. With fresh hashbrowns, fresh taste, sausage, sausages, and eggs however you want them.

My recommendation arrived between nine and 10…..