Category: Road Life

What Life on the road as a truck driver is really like!

Yes,

by RoachKiller

I created a personal instagram account! I’ll be waiting for my hackers to screen shot it to me…..

Cmon bitches, show me how good you are!

Hint, it only has 2 posts and 1 friend…

FYI, that’s why those Jackson wildcards are special! Gloss into flat neck paint…..

Oh the x?

by RoachKiller

Yea that’s her, very top photo! I wasn’t allowed to take her picture. Nor was I allowed to give her any compliment!

If I did severe punishment always followed! If I said you looked pretty. She would reply, “stop why are you lying to me?”

Yea eventually I just stopped saying anything!

That picture up top is the only one I have on any of my camera rolls of her! I had it printed to remind me of what I’m not missing…..

There is a reason…..

by RoachKiller

I have gone 30 years accident free! Any opportunity I get to learn, I do it! If I don’t understand it, I ask to understand it!

Most of all I work my ass off! So when any of that gets hindered! I get pissed!

I’m the guy you will hear about but never see! If I understand….. Comprende’?

I’m thinking…..

by RoachKiller

I might be the new guy on the prison block! But I guarantee I will definitely be making you my bitch real quick!

I promise that Crete shit ain’t flying any fucking more! Comprende’! Dumbass!

There ya go….

by RoachKiller

This is what a $200 rain jacket looks like! Better than I thought! Definitely tough and will obviously make any woman orgasm with just a simple look…..

Most fishing jackets do that right?

Added bonus it has that cool butt protector I like on my jackets….

I so could have used this jacket this morning! It was raining hard as fuck!

What have I learned…..

by RoachKiller

Like every company! You have good workers and you have not so good of workers!

You have ones that take out a hinge on a walk in cooler. Then you have ones that have to hear about it from the customer!

You have fellow employees who hustle, you have others that don’t!

What I’m finding is they all seam to coexist here! I’m not judging anyone. If they are judging me, don’t care!

The only thing that’s really confusing me is if this trailer I’ve been pulling all week is a 40’er. How come it could easily take 22 40×48 single stacked pallets?

I’m guessing 26 – 28 sideways or chimney blocked pallets?

Either way I have learned a fucking lot the last week! The driving part I already knew! The produce business I know nothing! Except Arcadia lettuce is a fancy name for spring mix salad! 😉

Oh and when the warehouse substitutes an item it’s almost always returned…..

We’ll have fun! It’s dinner time! See ya!

Like I said just today…..

by RoachKiller

This job isnt that intimidating when you get a good nights sleep and kinda have an idea of the way things work…..

Yet, I digress! I’m literally having a blast! Had crusty head pass me coming out of Washington today! In his Crete truck! ROFLMAO!

Tried to flip him off but he didn’t see me! ;(

Oddly, he had a gaggle of smilers following behind him! Like I said, the shit rarely falls much past the butthole!

Then we hit I-84 and I swear I saw one nut going by in his England truck….. ROFLMAO!

Either way, cujo and I are ready for walk time! The brussel sprouts were good and the stew was even better…..

My work bag…..

by RoachKiller

Let’s see what’s in my work bag today?

2 jugs of coffee, my eyeglass case the daughter brought back from Japan for me!

An extra pair of pants, in case my running pants become an issue, and an empty tub of chaw…..

No food cus they got fruit and shit at work I can snag!

I literally pride…

by RoachKiller

Myself on making the worst face I can on of badges and license pictures. It’s not easy to pull off without the picture taker saying, “ don’t do that!”

Seriously, it’s a game I like to play! 🙂 the uglier, the funnier the better!

Count them….

by RoachKiller

14, 19 if you include the multiple invoices for the same place, mother fucking stops today! That’s not what was the shitty part! The shitty part is the doctor prescribed me meds to make the circulation better in my legs. So they ain’t so cold!

Well that lead to me getting a whopping 4 hours of sleep last night! Tonight I’m gunna stuff my face and pass the fuck out!

The job is fine! My knowledge of said job is growing!

I can definitely do this job for a while….. it’s my new challenge…..

Do you…..

by RoachKiller

Have any idea how nice it is to wake up with morning wood and piss in your own toilet? Or shower depending on severity of morning wood…..

It’s fucking orgasmic!

Not to mention shower in your own shower every day!

Ya know I….

by RoachKiller

Might have been hated by my fellow drivers at Crete! But whoever these people talked to at Crete gave me one hell of a glowing reference!

Thanks, babe! 😉

See I can say that now! I don’t work there anymore….