Category: Road Life

What Life on the road as a truck driver is really like!

Hey I…..

by RoachKiller

Still get my 80’s groove on every once in a while! Suck it bitches!

Hey, mick has some pretty good riffs… too young to fall in love for one….

Oh and that rhythm from my last video! I realized what song I stole that from! It’s a Cyndi lauper tune…..

Gunna let….

by RoachKiller

You in on a little secret! Slackers will throw whatever they can at you In order to make you fail! Nothing pisses these low rent cunts off more. Than when you do something completely new and don’t fail! Remember that!

New batch of clear and colored candles coming out this weekend! Who wants one?

Ladies…..

by RoachKiller

You both were lovely ladies! I was eating a nacho with fresh jalapeno on it! I can appreciate your friendlyness but the bartender wouldn’t shut up so I bought you those Jell-O shots just so the dude would get me a fucking beer! My mouth was on fire!

All hail the blue moon!

Oh the….

by RoachKiller

Soon to be x wife?

Nope haven’t talked to her in like 6 months! Ever since she tried to get me arrested in Wyoming for breaking the restraining order. The judge dropped it and said there was zero “ proof” I would do her harm!

Tried many times to contact her to see what she wants done with her shit! Finally gave up and started tossing it!

Oh the kids? Yea they don’t give a shit about me! The oldest is off in her own “ woke psychology “ world!

The youngest is just sure I’m the devil! Since our last time together where I asked her to help install the bedroom tv.

You know, the one where I again had to do it all by my self! Totally ass fucked my shoulder in the process….. all while she was having one of her mental breakdowns on me…. mid torn shoulder muscle holding a 65lb tv….

Yea, me and Mika are quit content! I now only get mad when she pulls on the leash! The old lady knows how to go on a walk! Every once in a while she gets her super honory mind moving! 😉

We’re doing fine and if any of the above were to contact us. We would accept the challenge! My bad, the interaction!

No I have never as far as I know spoken with the x or the kids via social media etc…..

I do know, they did me wrong! Big time did me wrong! If I were not so nice, I would boot them the fuck out of my life forever!

Unfortunately they are my kids and as a dad. I will always be here for them! Even after doing me so wrong like they did!

In there defense, I’m sure they listened to there highly drugged mom! Who in her need to not loose there love. Told them whatever she had to…..

I’ll leave it with this! Every action has an equal reaction!

Oh and fyi, it’s going to cost about $1000 to deep clean the carpets cus you were to stoned to let the dog out…..

In the 6 months I’ve been home! The dog has had maybe 6 -7 accidents on the carpet! All my fault for not letting her out…..

Doh….

by RoachKiller

And here we are again with the same batch of geezers rolling the hood! If I showed you pictures you would go, Shaffer, Crete, Shaffer driver really fucking old Shaffer driver…..

I’m telling ya man! These fucking isdiosso’s just ain’t smart enough to realize exactly how fucked they are….

No use in fighten stupid! Just kick back, relax and watch the show…..

Did you know…..

by RoachKiller

That the electric company sends people out on Sunday. With zero . Zero identification on them! Yea, really to get your data for there “ lowering electric bills team!

Yea really buddy! NOT!

Get the fuck off my property you low rent cunt!

No lady…..

by RoachKiller

I am the guy you’re looking for!

Online portal, Upscale exotics with a recently started OF budget class!

What do you want? Traffic or in on my action? wich is it?

Please oh please….

by RoachKiller

Don’t tell me that was your big hack! My eyes are literally rolling Into The back of my head from your batch of stupidity…..

Hey if she…..

by RoachKiller

Wants a second chance. She has to show some initiative! Cus I ain’t chasing shit…..

This Sunday I’ll be playing pool…..

Hey little man….

by RoachKiller

You realize we have been tracking you and yours stupidity for years, right?

You also know all of you will be doing time, right?

When I have talked over the years. I ment what I said! You realize that right?