Category: Road Life

What Life on the road as a truck driver is really like!

A little problem……

by RoachKiller

Your going to have is, I already know who the liars are, who the thieves are, who the ones who really have no idea what they are doing are and I also know who the ones to trust are!

I also know who the drunks are! Oddly, there is more than one…..

But for the most part, I’m having a great time at the new job! It’s the exact same variation as Crete only I’m home every night! Added bonus, as a newbie. I’m already hated!

Don’t worry, give it time. You will learn to hate me for other various reasons! I guarantee it!…..

Well it’s Friday and I’m busy putting air in my giant balls…..

P.s. I can also tell you who have sever back issues, but ain’t letting on…..

ROFLMAO…..

by RoachKiller

Started going through all my old truck stuff! This is one of my old shower bags!

This is what I found inside! ROFLMAO!

I’m still trying to figure out how the 2 sticks of Evdo ram for one of my cobalt raw web servers got in there! ROFLMAO! This was my shower bag! Figure that one out……

My youngest…..

by RoachKiller

Daughter is “ pansexual “ so even though she still thinks I don’t approve of here sexuality. I never treated her any different!

The only thing I ever said was, “ we might have a problem if you ever come home with a girlfriend hotter than your mom!”

So no, I don’t give a shit what your sexuality is! It’s like social media! I’m not trying to hit on you by commenting! I’m just here to interact and have a little fun! Usually at your expense! 🙂

Really, I don’t want to fuck you…..

Oh and go with the Clorox toilet tabs! If it doesn’t wash away the shit stains. The water will be so dark it just covers them up…..

Yay early day…..

by RoachKiller

Man I have been wanting to try these hot house tomatoes for a while now! They are worth the wait! Gorgeously good!

Yes I put them on my sgehtti! Awesome tomatoes!

I’ve also been thinking about security on these prison loads! Now I take them to where they go! They are preloaded on my truck. So basically I grab and go!

To take me out of the equation I have now figured out that I don’t stop! I grab and go and don’t stop till I arrive at where they go! My truck is tracked so that solves any issues!

Why am I posting this thought? Well something simple as security is always something I think about! Not to mention I can think of a million ways I could get fucked!

So that’s my answer to that!

Im really…..

by RoachKiller

Starting to be embarrassed for the twats I call “ groupies “ who are still using social media in an attempt to troll!

God damn you worthless cunts really are pathetic! I’m starting to see why after all these years you’re still pushing the shopping cart home…..

I burn through…..

by RoachKiller

A lot of pens at work! I also know that the “bigger” style pens I like to write with ain’t cheap! So for $25 I buy a bulk box of factory second pens! ROFLMAO!

They are mostly the bigger pens I like for Pennie’s on the dollar! Not to mention, I get some pretty cool pens every time!

Ok…..

by RoachKiller

Just say no to these boot socks! They are thin and actually make your feet slide inside your boots!

These boot socks below on the other hand, rock! They are warm, thicker and your feet don’t slide inside your boot!

They get an a++++ in my book!

Not my…..

by RoachKiller

Trash! That is however the cb antenna that finally fell off and made that amazing gazillion to one shot into a hole on the step…..

No I’m having a blast at work, why?

Oh and…..

by RoachKiller

Thank you to whoever snagged my brand new charge cord for my lift while I was on a day off!

This new lift hasn’t been able to get a full charge since I was given it! 60 to 90% was the best.

Since you replaced my new charge cord with an old broken charge cord. My lift has now achieved 100% charge!

I figured it was either the cord or a loose connection on the battery! Welp thanks to your greediness! I was proven right about the cord….. bravo! Bravo!

Nothing pisses…..

by RoachKiller

Off a troll more than being caught in another lie! See I’ve found that in the trucking industry. Trucking trolls have a very short shelf life! Remember that!

Yet with this new job I’m being put into many a uncomfortable situation! Oddly, I’m guessing with all of your attempts to show me I’m not that good.

I have time and time again shown you that all those awards hanging on my wall are legit! And that I have earned every one of them……

Unlike you, I can proudly boast…..

I felt so bad…..

by RoachKiller

There is this lovely young lady at work I recently met! She tells me she has an adhd issue! Doesn’t bother me….. uh hello, crissy…..

Yet today was a long ass day! My whole objective was to put the truck away, put my lift away and get home before the dog bursts on the floor!

Mika has this new thing where she will hold her poop and pee until I get home! Even if that’s 15 hours later! Then as I walk through the door she howls and runs for the door to be let out!

So I feel bad this young lady wanted to talk and I had to cut her short! ;( I did hear about her awesome achievement she accomplished this week! YOU GO GIRL!

Matter of fact next time we are both around the yard maybe I can get her to teach me a class B truck! Cus I won’t drive one until someone trains me on the basics!