What Life on the road as a truck driver is really like!
by RoachKiller Do is pre thought out!
Unless we are real close friends! Anything I do or say has not had a thought process behind it! Cus I fucking trust you!
replies on social media have a thought process!
A simple hello has a multiple thought process’s !
Don’t ever forget that you wet cunts of human beings….…..
by RoachKiller In all the change I found in the junk drawer! That there is $17.00 worth of change! ROFLMAO!
Later this week I take back all the bags of bottles and cans clogging up the garage!
Bwoop bwoop!
by RoachKiller New job! It’s exactly as I expected! A little more interaction with customers than I like but so far everyone has been super cool!
I now also know I need a safety jacket rain coat! One that is breathable and has the little lip on the hood and the extra round part on the bottom of the back!
Oh and I still get free soda pop!
by RoachKiller And cujo is not listening to a word a say! I guess this is her revenge for not pooping or peeing on the carpet while I’m at work….. 😉
See those running pants make an excellent base layer! All the ones I wear during the winter are extra thick! I personally don’t give a fuck what color they are! ( no hot pink or sexy patterns! )
But since I own 1 pair of pants that I hate wearing. I would wear these instead! Added bonus when I would have to wear my winter arctic bibs these made it much warmer….. not to mention they are super quick drying which is needed if you have to throw chains!
Anyhoot, me and the dog are keeping our new schedule even on days off! Managed to get a whole 29 hours in for the week. Which includes my 6 hour orientation and 23 hours on the road! They tell me soon I actually be allowed to drive! 😉
Oh and fyi, I really need someone to make me a picture chart of what each herb looks like! Especially cilantro and parsley!
Oh and my new sketchers work boots are also not good on slick surfaces….
by RoachKiller Some of the OTR experiences I have had over th years!
Finally got to tell that one about the meat load I hauled to the stop light market there on the miracle mile in Chicago! Down by the inner city projects apartment buildings!
How they had to have an armed security guard come out and unlock and open the trailer doors and walk the trailer into the store dock. Cus there were 3 -4 people just waiting to get their hands on the boxes of meat I had in the trailer!….
That experience is always a crowd pleaser…..
by RoachKiller To figure out why my ass is dragging the last few days? Then it hit me, I have spent the last 30 years sucking down mass quantities of caffeine!
When I came in off the road, I stopped! Like to the point I’ve been trying to ween myself with my iced coffee every day!
I really don’t think it’s working! 😉 this also explains why random parts of my body are getting super cold! Hands and feet I get, legs, arms and boobies. I don’t get…..
Luckily I have my cute rat to keep me warm! 🙂
Oh and I never saw my quilted maple charvel strat…. Luckily for the soon to be x old lady all the high end guitars are there…..
by RoachKiller A rough night last night! I went to bed with black spandex on! Woke up with white ones on and a half eaten bowl of pot roast leftovers on the nightstand!
Then I realized I woke up 0200 hungry as fuck and started watching an episode of ghost hunters…..
Oh and I really dislike Alexa! I have had to name my bedroom lights 1 and 2 so she actually turns them on and off without asking “ which rooms lights bedroom or living room lights?”
by RoachKiller Show or that old show “ pretender “ and you will know exactly what I live with…..
Now the shows portray far beyond my abilities but 136 gets me damn close! Notice the characters in both those shows have their own individual skills and qwerks…..
Worser of all, what the fuck is this shit? I don’t have a smart remote so does lg think I’m going to type questions in to the ai bot? WTF?
And why did the update turn on close captioning?
by RoachKiller What I have lived out of for the last 30 years! A few laundry bags and a shower backpack!
That stack there is all clothes that I wear and fit! The half bag is all of my puma ankle socks! I had no idea I owned that many pairs of puma socks! 😉
When you think about it! OTR trucking is just a hard fucking life! Especially if you’re any good at it…..
On a good note I took 2 massive garbage bags filled with old clothes to goodwill today! So if you like 3x belly shirts! You’re gunna find some good finds!
Me a 3x long fits perfect! Without sporting my hang belly! 🙂
Now you realize that my new gig, they are promising 50 – 60 hours a week! Home nights and weekends! it’s been over 30 fucking years since the last time I was paid overtime!
I’ll fucking take it! That’s far better than 70+ hours a week with zero time and a half! Sleeping in the truck somewhere in the 48 states…..
by RoachKiller This funny, dude!
It just disappeared for a long while during the demonic oppression years I was married to the stoned, demon spawn of satan……
by RoachKiller Please tell my social media stalker to “ SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU WELFARE SUCKING PILE OF SHIT!
FYI, the 2 words I find the most despicable in the English language! “ SHUT UP!”
So if I’m using them, that’s a good sign you have hit my tolerance and a good defense will probably be in your best interests…..
by RoachKiller In your slides mother fuckers!
by RoachKiller Everyone is loving the smell of these candles!
Bought some small ones for the bedroom! Tonight’s flavor is snickerdoodle…..
by RoachKiller But I’ve made it 337 channels!
by RoachKiller I got enough stinky candles to make you all happy!
by RoachKiller That’s the 4th bug eyed dumbass I’ve had drive by my house in as many days!
What’s wrong? yall confused as to what’s going on?
My guess, yall think your gunna get something your not! Especially with those bizarre ass, lazy bug eyes yall are sporting!
Too funny! Same stupid shit, different day!
Is it just me or are coffee names as stupid as weed names?
Except Columbia supremo! That one’s cool…..
by RoachKiller Have that kind of effect on women!
by RoachKiller Or am I just smart enough to know that’s a scent that women love?
by RoachKiller They were wearing flak jackets! Nope, but they look real close!
Flak jackets are what military and white supremesis’s like to wear! Aka skin heads…..
by RoachKiller Pee tests in 1 week! At this rate I can float myself back home!
Seriously I was just sure they were going to have me do one yesterday! So I over prepared! Nope, I managed to sweet talk the drug test lady into making me an appointment today!
Everywhere and I mean everywhere is booked up until next week sometime! if not longer!
Fiji, the drug test king of waters! 1 bottle always makes me have to pee!
So which of you ladies would like to come hold the sample container for me? Please!