Category: Road Life

What Life on the road as a truck driver is really like!

Nope…..

by RoachKiller

They didn’t fix jenn’ay! She still warbles like a drunk whore at a biker bar…..

Oh and hill billy jack! Notice none of my pallets are dumped over…..

Well, lady…..

by RoachKiller

Stop telling me you live nearby. How about you get off your ass and come over and we can discuss it face-to-face!

Otherwise, move along I don’t have time for your fucking nonsense…..

Can you imagine…..

by RoachKiller

The mental health issues associated with the princess that took the time to move my lift to the back?

When in it was put in the exact door I was going to be in for today?

Woo doggies! You realize the company has free mental health help, right?

ROFLMAO! If you fixed it so it doesn’t wobble anymore. Than thank you! Otherwise seek mental health help….. 🙂

It was really nice of you to actually plug it in though! Usually you just unplug it and fuck me for the next day!

ROFLMAO…..

by RoachKiller

I sent a couple of my work shirts to be cleaned through the companies uniform service! I went to pick them up yesterday and I can honestly say. They look dirtier now than they did when I sent them in!

ROFLMAO!

Praise…..

by RoachKiller

Sweet baby Jesus! It’s a there and back! I’ve thrown chains 4 times in the last 2 days with maybe 2 more times today!

Me, it’s taking a toll! Oh I will get use to it but god damn! Like people who had to adjust to night shift. This much manual labor is living my ass!

Well that and it was so windy I was awoken to a wind burst that I swear ripped the roof off the house….. 😉

I have also decided that if you come to my house. Unless you’re a relative or a close family member. Anyone entering the house must remove all clothing upon doing so! It’s a new bongo club law I recently enacted! 🙂

Well….

by RoachKiller

Yall ready to do it again today? This will be another high octane, caffeine induced day of throwing chains……

Had a can of baked beans for dinner to entertain myself on today’s drive! Your welcome!

FYI, that is the greatest thing harbor freight ever sold!

Well god damn…..

by RoachKiller

I had to throw chains twice yesterday! Other than the fact the twat that loaded the chain rack attached individual links to the actual rack. Wich left me no option but to heave 3 rails at once off that rack.

It went well! The first time I got lucky and a co worker helped me throw a couple rails! Whom by the way gained my respect by actually knowing how to put on chains right! no bungies, nadda

The second time around took about 40 minutes to put on! 10 minutes to take off!

Is it me or is there always that one rail that refuses to go on tight? Drive me fucking insane! That will do it!

Considering I haven’t thrown chains in a while. It went better than expected! Normally just throwing a set of singles and alternating drag chains takes about 20 minutes! the first few times of the year always take longer…. A lot like the chains, I’m rusty!

FYI, I alternate my drag chains! Something I learned driving the winds of Wyoming and the Midwest. I found I have much better slide control if I have a chain on each axle! Aka, a rail on the left front with one on the right rear trailer axles!

Just something I’ve learned over these years…..

I’ve been….

by RoachKiller

Running the Facebook app the last week. For shits and giggles wanting to see if it was like it was!

Yup, that app is still allowing mischievous characters access to your phone! While also rerouting your dns and bypassing your proxy!

Same shit different day!

P.s those running kid proof surfing software. Usually a porn block on your WiFi router. It is also bypassing the filters on your firewall…..

My recommendation, go back to the old school login via browser……

I delete the app and wammo everything is normal! Oddly, it’s as I expected when I installed the Facebook app!

If you would like I can provide you with a full string theory of who connected to the app and what they were trying to do…..

Well shit….

by RoachKiller

I do t work tonight! I am so use to the old schedule I come in the night before! ROFLMAO!

I guess this means I’ll get to fix that net issue at the house tonight!

You didn’t……

by RoachKiller

Research my background did you? After 30 years OTR I’ve been drug and alcohol tested easy 40+ times over those years!

Passed every one of um! Bummer for you dude…..

Holy shit…..

by RoachKiller

I just realized it’s Friday and nobody has fucking texted me asking for a picture of the schedule!

Holy fuck what miracle is this?

sweet baby Jesus there is obviously a fucking God!

Fuck, I don’t check my texts until I have a free chance! It was there! ROFLMAO!

Wow…… 

by RoachKiller

It only took three days for the sexual predator and his little friend of the same orientation. To completely bombarded my new Facebook fee with porn.

Impressive, little man……… how do I know it’s the same pedophile? Because it’s all the same porn that I’ve seen on the previous.