What Life on the road as a truck driver is really like!
by RoachKiller What the crazies are up to! They no longer exist to me since I quit Crete!
Of course they will have a batch of die hard dumbass’s! Eventually they will get bored and disappear…..
Yet the new batch of dumbfounded neck rubbers will increases!
Stay tuned…..
by RoachKiller Steak and the good dogfood tonight mother fuckers! I’m thinking tomorrow I really want to do some Uber Eats!
Yes, I really want to try that shit! Sounds like fucking fun to me….
If the car will pass ( considering I now have 2 fucking dents to my car thanks to that rustler wearing pile of shit at Fred meyers! And that geriatric pile of shit who backed into it at Home Depot! ) I would also like to try just regular uber!
So I think I’m gunna do it! Since I got a week of not working while they do all the paperwork shit!
You should have seen how happy the dog was when I put her water fountain bowl back in service! I think she knows that means we are staying home!
Kind of funny isn’t it? Slc’s driver of the year quit in the middle of his reign! ROFLMAO! Fucking morons!
by RoachKiller Car in SLC was a $330 initial investment! I arrive here to drop it off and now my initial investment, or money spent was $82 for car fee and $60 in gas!
So for $142 I made it home! with a refund of $182.00
Added bonus I just got the new job which starts in a week! Is literally just down the street from the house and I actually get paid overtime!
Woot woot!
by RoachKiller I still get monster nervous on road tests! ROFLMAO! 5,000,000 miles and I get nervous like it’s my first time! Awww…..
Either way, the head of maintenance gave me my road test! Nice fucking guy, I learned a shit load from this dude!
Almost all there gear here has disk brakes! So that was a trip learning about that…..
Let’s see what happens next!
by RoachKiller It’s a neat car! Mileage was far better in normal mode than Ecco! 52 mpg is unreal! Yet you do have that battery replacement issue just like a Tesla…..
Neat car Toyota…..
Personally I would get the non sport model with the same features! That nose cone is way to big and to low!
by RoachKiller Idea how badly I want to see if the next door neighbor is treading or not! I also wonder does she treadmill naked or with a bikini on? They do live in a black painted house so who knows…..
Yet since they refuse to password protect their WiFi stuff! I just might…..
A while back I was using there printer!
by RoachKiller For someone who moved out, and refuses to speak to me. You sure do spend a lot of fucking time on my social medias…..
Just fucking weird!
I’m also thinking that now that the dining room is almost cleared out. I might put up the big tree! Have I got a decorating idea for that tree…..
Fishing Santa and all…..
by RoachKiller 12 hours to the T and a whopping $60 in gas
by RoachKiller 52 miles to the gallon on the flat at around 48 through the hill at 70 miles an hour!
Bravo Toyota, bravo!
P.S the little troublemaker figured out she could climb on the center console. Which gives her easy access to my diet soda that I just refilled…..
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by RoachKiller The password to my people net is a square. You start at the left top and do the square all the way around……
by RoachKiller Room for a guy thats 6’ 4”…… not a fan of this one though cause it’s got a vibration I don’t like it. Like a bad trailer tire thump or an out of balance steer tire! It’s driving me insane! Luckily, I only have to drive a 750 fucking miles!
by RoachKiller Mad at all! I’ve been with this company too long to give a shit anymore. So when I walked in yesterday to the office with a chip on my shoulder, it wasn’t because I was mad.
I was seriously stressed out, but I wasn’t mad. I don’t want an invitation back and I wanted to make sure I didn’t get it……
23 years of unadulterated hell is more than enough for any man, woman or child
See even the dog is fucking worn out…..
I told my fave dispatch guy Tom to go fuck himself. In the nicest possible way! And anything that was needed to be said was said. Good luck to all the other assholes. I’ve dealt with over the years here that are fucking real piles of shit.! good luck to you and I meant it!
What I’m in shock about is this hybrid Toyota Camry they put me in guess the same miles to gallon as my Subaru! 40 miles to a gallon that’s part-time EV! Wow!
by RoachKiller Are sending me off with a beautiful sky!
And a picture perfect view of the front range…..
Someone needs to tell those Mormon gods I don’t believe because I don’t like yogurt that much!
by RoachKiller Soul suckers! They gave me 225 prison release money. So that covers gas and the rental car. But don’t forget when you do a rental car you gotta leave like a 200 fucking dollar deposit on top of the rental car fee!
Oh, and don’t do like I did I forgot how many fucking winter clothes I had on that top bunk. This entire car is filled with fucking laundry bags full of winter and a puppy. She’s mad at me.
Anyway, finally free we’re gonna get the fuck out of here. Try to figure out what civilized life is like!
But this morning, when they came to wake me up and check in the truck last night I decided you know every fucking time I work my ass off to clean the truck. They end up fucking charging me anyways and then I have to fight to get my fucking money back. So I did a light cleaning and vacuuming. Let’s see if they charge me for a fucking cleaning this time.

by RoachKiller We stuffed what was left after a large garbage haul into the back of that Toyota Camry!
I don’t know how we did it but we did! In 750 miles we will be fucking free!
It was sad though! I put half a million miles on this truck! That wasn’t it, it was finding all the kids old safety jackets, toys and crafts they made when out on the road with me!
Always brings a tear to my eye!
Oh and I found Tammy! 😉
Inside joke! 🙂
Threw away all the pillows except cougar, threw away all those extra blankets I would keep in the truck! In case of emergency, homeless or accident….
Now we go spray it down, vacuum it out and wipe it down……
In 5 days it will officially be 30 years of otr, 5,000,000 miles and a whole lot of bullshit to go with it…..
P.s lee’s grocery store sells those garbage bags! They fucking rock for $4! They are like those really strong ridged crockery bags only garbage bag size!
#endofanera
by RoachKiller Fill out one of those resignation forms when I got to SLC! It asked, “ why are you resigning?”
My reply was, “ it sucks!”
by RoachKiller Let’s get shit loaded, and let’s get the fuck out of Mormon country…..
by RoachKiller ( hope you don’t mind. I just start calling you retard from now on? Considering the fact that’s the only logical explanation I can come up with for your stu fucking pidity! )
AnyWho, you would think that after the third or maybe fourth time of me cutting you off at the pass. That you would realize I know you were there.
Yet here we are like 100 times into this and I cut you off at the pass and you still come back for fucking more! Just to pay the only a person with a 50 IQ or lower or a crazy fucking person would do…..
Anyway, dumb ass I see you stopped. You have to remember my firewall and my security software will notify me as soon as you’re seen anywhere near my network. And if you go in by a cellular, I will just automatically know who it was. Cause while you’re busy, trying to prove yourself to me and how fucking smart you are I’ve just been kicking back watching the show. And you are a very determined retard I can tell you that.!
by RoachKiller She loves sitting on steering wheel!
And how about that, the check engine light finally went out…..
