What Life on the road as a truck driver is really like!
by RoachKiller Brah! Can’t wait to see who doesn’t come in to work in a couple days! 😉
Oh everyone knows I’m drug free! The whole reason I split from my stoner wife! That tsa finger print fbi background check thingy is good incentive to stay drug free! Brah!
So let’s see what comes around in a few days! ROFLMAO!
by RoachKiller Was a first! I have never driven a day cab Volvo in the snow! I did yesterday!
I also have never driven a Volvo day cab in the snow that would not allow me to stay in 1 gear for more than 15 seconds!
See with a little work and determination you to can do a mountain of firsts….. 😉
by RoachKiller That is what you think it is! I’ve been waiting 4 months for a box of those breadsticks to hit the free bin!
I don’t like to get greedy when it comes to the freebies! Those I most definitely was!
Oh and I found Mika’s leash in my pocket again! 😉
Oh it was worth the wait!
by RoachKiller Be at my place by 12 o’clock this afternoon with those Hooters free bird’en and we can discuss……
If she’s not there by noon today, life goes on…..
by RoachKiller I’m fucking cranky! It’s my Monday and I walk in to mass amounts of information being thrown at me that I won’t need till tomorrow!
Sure hope my tiny brain can keep from imploding today! Luckily tonight’s an easy ride! Praise sweet baby Jesus! 🙂
And that fresh ramen was way overloaded with garlic! I can still smell it today…..
by RoachKiller Like Wendy’s chilie only with a bit more kick! Oddly I now have a lunch bucket to take to work…..
Time to fart up some of these trucks! I promise you it will actually smell better!
by RoachKiller You figured out how you and your “ friends” will be removed from any and all liability yet?
We’re several years into this and you still manage to find people stupid enough to do your bidding! All while maintaining full liability on themselves and you…..
by RoachKiller Told you I could do better! 🙂
I am impressed with how good this thing works! I have been noticing an increase in my hawking of loogies the last week! A bit of tightness in my lungs…..
It’s showing in my sleep data on my Apple Watch…..
by RoachKiller I’m watching the show homo-erectus and the babbling idiots are puting on today! Of course I powered there nonsense with a bit of my own nonsense…..
Man these low rent wanna be’s sure do love to text each other……
Bwoop bwoop!
by RoachKiller A blast at work! I do my job and roll on home! It’s quit the bit of fun!
Now they are pulling the Crete move! They offer me a run and then tell another driver that it was there run and I stole it!
Classic dispatch move! That way they can concentrate the employee hate on the strongest person and move it away from themselves!
No, I pulled in after my run. Asked, “ hey you got anything else?” They handed me the paperwork and away I went!
I didn’t walk into the dispatch office and find some bills and go, “ I’ll take that one!” Nope!
Still having the time of my life! Added bonus, the free veggies and fruit is really, really, really good! 🙂
Because of this I have a new berry addiction! or should I say, berry, salad, coleslaw, yellow and orange peppers! Not to mention my brussel sprout mainljning issue! 😉
And yes it’s a known fact that driving between 0300-0600 is difficult! The earths gravitational pull is at its strongest! Wich in turn makes awake time even harder! that’s usually my most talkative and fidgety time!
This explains my high caffeine intake and occasional 15 minute roadside naps! As any safe and attentive driver will tell you!
Google it you dumb mother fuckers!
FYI, I found a flavored Brie that is just fantastic!
by RoachKiller I score from the free bin today? Mmmmm!
by RoachKiller Had to drop my shorts 2 sizes but I now have 4 pairs of shorts that fit!
Woo hoo!
Oh and be careful at Kohl’s Clackamas! There was some creepy white haired fuck in the fitting rooms!
I actually was kinda hoping he would do something stupid! I’m in the mood to fuck some shit up!
by RoachKiller Something new next week and will have this whole weekend off! Yip yip!
by RoachKiller The big slab from saylers and a couple Red Bulls and crown!
Mwa!
And maybe a tattoo! I’m already getting the itch and I don’t start finishing my sleeve until next month….. who wants to go? Say ahhhhhhhh!
by RoachKiller You live in the same area and never been or even know of any of these restaurants I’m talking about?
It’s like, I can tell you every place within 5 miles of where I live! wtf?
Or is it, I’m just way the fuck out of your league?
by RoachKiller Batch of stupid ready to go, pookie?
by RoachKiller Filled with incompetent, moronic assholes! Today just happened to be your day to deal with them!
Hopefully tomorrow will be a better day! 🙂
Oh that pisses me off! I arrived at my stop right as recess was ending! The kids go through the door I have to take the 300lbs of product I have on my hand truck!
I’m being patient, quit and not running around, nothing! I was so pissed when they didn’t even give me a sticker! I was pissed! Next time I’m making some fucking noise! 🙂
by RoachKiller The reason all these women out here are pissy is cus there old mans are either dead, drunkards or deadbeats!
Either way ladies, maybe if you honked on bobo a little more. They might put up with your cunty tudes…..
I could also help! Maybe some good dick would put yall in a better fucking mood…..
by RoachKiller And the camel toed hog I rode in on is complaining i rode her to hard! ;(
I just can’t win! 🙂
by RoachKiller I was running up stairs to drop my paperwork from running both those trips today. A fellow employee asked me to drop a key in the key box. Even though the lady flaked me on helping my kid by answering a few questions about her issues. Accused me of trying to ask her out on a date. When I was actually asking her for her knowledge on her issues!
I still was nice enough to take the key she forgot about and put it back for her!
That’s just the type of guy I am! Will it bite me in the ass? Probably! Every time I am nice to a fellow driver it always does…..
That’s how drivers roll…..
Welp it’s finally food time! Making some beef hoagie sliders with that left over baguette!
See ya!