Category: Road Life

What Life on the road as a truck driver is really like!

You wanna know what SLC….

by RoachKiller

Said when I said I was headed that way to turn in my truck?

They said thank you for not abandoning the truck or stealing freight!

All I wanted to say is, “ what kind of shit mother fucking people are you hiring that, that even has to be brought up or is even a thought?”

I’ve been here 23 years, why the fuck would I abandon a truck when I’m almost always near a terminal? Why the fuck would I risk my freedom over stealing freight? It’s like wtf?

I’m just impressed I gave a 2 day notice! I mean I have been taking a whole lotta vacation and time off the last 3 months….. posting about it on my blog etc…..

Well anyhoot, today is my last day! Yay!

Even Mika is excited! Yay!

I mean look at that, my last load ( sealed by shipper! Really it was sealed by a woman with either a Dutch or Swedish accent? ) and I still have my lock on!

Wow, Crete must really be hiring some seriously shit people…..

You know what…..

by RoachKiller

Else is a first! I left food in the fridge! Holy fuck, that was even weirder…..

Mika is at least 15 years old! This crotchety old bitch is hanging around just bark and piss everyone off!

FYI, she found the neighborhood raccoons scent trail! She is not happy that fucker is in our yard!

People often freak when they see me with my hair down and then again wearing old man clothes and a hat!

Just wait, when I shave I morph again into a new person…..

See ya!

Well golly gee whiz…..

by RoachKiller

The lawyers geek tells me once I get out of the truck I once again need to change my phone simm!

What do you think he knows that I don’t already know….. ROFLMAO!

FYI, I was sitting at the house watching those fucking retards try and re-activate the simm on my old phone!

To funny and I’m guessing you tards are planning on giving me even more of your properties and money?

Fucking morons!

Welp…..

by RoachKiller

Her fav thing to do In the truck! She actually asks to do it now! Last time she will!

Never ever will I have to park my truck here so I can go home! 25 years I’ve been parking here…..

There’s something ive…..

by RoachKiller

Never done before! I’m leaving clothes in the dryer!

Omg there are going to be so many firsts! I’m excited as fuck…..

I think I can throw that away now…..

No I am…..

by RoachKiller

Starting to think I’m going senile! I had a woman give me her number and asked if I would like to glitter bomb her!

I’m in the mood to glitter bomb but I can’t remember where I put her number! J

esus fucking Christ! I can’t remember if she wrote it down or I put it in my phone! I can’t fucking find it! Like wtf?

Well the kids…..

by RoachKiller

Do a much better job at decorating the tree! I think while puppy spent most her time humping her bed.

I think we did good!

Really like how the bolo top hat turned out!

Just needs another color on the back! Maybe blue?

The off white wired ribbon really changed the look! But those hand blown ornaments really do shine!

Only thing i truly wish i could do is tie a bow! A big bow made with the extra ribbon would really make the bottom and top pop!

Oh and since the tree is pretty much the same all the way around. I could only get a few fineals to hang like they are supposed to!

What do you think?

Just ran over…..

by RoachKiller

To my nephews to drop off some of that home brew iced coffee! Hope he enjoys it! That was full power dope right there!

Added bonus if he digs it I now have a Xmas present idea For him! 🙂

But after a wild 4 days, it’s time to wind down. Enjoy some easy listening instrumental Xmas music on Alexa. Work on the Xmas tree and enjoy my time!

As next week is gunna be a busy fucking week for me!

Next time I’m home, I’ll be home for good!

Wow, so wild to say that after 30 years, and 5 million miles….. kind of brings a tear to an old man’s eye!

I feel better now…..

by RoachKiller

My neighbors across the way are an older black couple! Great neighbors!

I walked out yesterday to see the sheriffs were there! I was super worried, cus like I said they are good people!

Well today, Amazon delivered my package to them. So the lovely lady she is. She brought it over to me!

When she did I reminded her that if she ever needs help I’ll gladly do anything for them! ( that good of neighbors! I don’t know them at all! That’s how good of neighbors they are!)

I was worried someone broke into there place or something. So when she told me the issue I was relieved!

I wish them piece, love and good health…..

Fuck…..

by RoachKiller

Well here’s something I forgot about! The almond joys are mine who wants the rest…..

Not a happy camper…..

by RoachKiller

Finally decided to buy some new ps5 games last night! I’m not a big gamer so after hooking the ps5 back up to the internet as I reset the WiFi password like 6 months ago!…..

I went to download these new games I bought on my wishlist that went on sale!

So after 30 minutes of trying to figure out why none of those games were in my downloads. If finally occurred to me that steam is not the same as the ps5 store!

I was so disappointed! I wanted to play back rooms and killer klowns from outer space last night! ;(

And for you who are looking to score a nice gift for people you don’t know! This pnw salmon box works wonders to impress people you don’t know!

Not me cus the only fish I like is deep fried code or “ white fish!” From skippers!

One more today….

by RoachKiller

Had a good time giving out candy and telling the dog to “ stop barking!”

At 20:00 the official switch from Halloween took place! Jack o lantern put away and Xmas wreath up!

Was light on trick or treaters! Most kids got full sized candy! By the end I went out on the street and started dumping candy into stragglers bags!

Gave away $52 + ( $20 brothers kids ) worth of candy! best outfit was the Asian ninja and Michael Jackson! ( he even had the white cuffs on his pants! )

Hope everyone had a safe and jolly helloween!

FYI, I’m not a big candy eater so leaving any and all candy behind would be a monster waste!

Welp time to have some stew and watch scary movies!

Turned out beautiful by the way! Perfect taters, perfectly cooked carrots! Not soft with a taste of that carrot crunch! Meat excellent, sausage, sausaging and the sauce is perfect! A hint of Italian with a hint of tomato with the heartiness of stew!

Enjoy ladies and that 1 gay dude that follow my recipe’s!

These are nice…..

by RoachKiller

I’m shocked that for $15 each these 60×80 blankets are nice! Definitely soft and cozy! They are Mika approved!

I’ll bet you even lesbians will find these cozy!

Although not true Sherpa and more like micro fiber they are still decent!

Now the Samaria blanket under them. That’s true Sherpa! And cost $100 more! Lunafide.com