What Life on the road as a truck driver is really like!
by RoachKiller Somehow my easy day went from 13 stops to 20! Someone called In sick I guess! I don’t fucking know! I do know I have topped my old record of 18 stops! 20 stops complete!
I never did find that 4 oz of dill! I did however see plenty of dil-do’s!
And I did find Mika’s leash in my pocket at work! ROFLMAO!
by RoachKiller So far zero slippage on concrete! I took a restaurant managers advice on these boots! So far he was 100 percent correct on slippery floors….
These things rock! So glad I got grey instead of black! If I don’t like black guitars why would I buy black boots!
Unless that was all that was available! Love the color and loving the no slip soles! Praise sweet baby Jesus…..
by RoachKiller Fit well! Let’s see how well they last! Or if they are a hassle with that extra 1” of height they give me! Oh and that extra heel piece is interesting!
They are composite tow so I can’t actually smoosh down the top. My toes feel ok In There! Nice thick sole….. stay tuned!
Vans I wear size 12 most boots I wear size 11.5 let’s see….. dr.martens definitely size 11.5 unless they are British made then I have to try them on first…..
by RoachKiller If you haven’t noticed yet. I will literally take years let alone decades to employe my revenge! You might think I don’t notice, care or do anything about your stupidity towards me!
No, I notice but I also know my revenge is already in the works! My time is important to me! So however long it takes to see your demise ( not literally but when it happens you will know! ) , one by one yall will fall! I can wait…..
In the meantime, I’m living life and going about my business! Maybe yall should start doing the same, cus you got no one to protect or save you…. Except YOU!
Well enough stupidity and crazy talk for today! I’m gunna eat my leftovers. Spend time with the dog and go about my business!
Maybe yall should have done that years ago yourselves…..
See ya! i know for sure, i would t want to be ya!
Ewww check out the pretty boots!
by RoachKiller These dumb fucks are scanning for handshakes and rfid when you walk by, right?
Not all of them but most those cunts are…..
by RoachKiller The hot rod will keep up with a v-8 ford explorer! Fucking worthless cunt of a driver he was!
Oh and fyi, don’t buy that purple top epiphone Les Paul! I did a big bend on the low e and that happened!
by RoachKiller Get laid this weekend! Will I put in the effort to get laid this weekend? No! If you put in the effort to get my attention to give me a lay. I probably will lady!
I’m fasting off caffeine this weekend. So my energy level is super low…..
by RoachKiller Has a dale! Today that was me! I had my jacket on and one foot out the door before I even got her! 😉
by RoachKiller Has a Todd! Don’t ever forget that!
by RoachKiller Put my own lock on my lift? Probably cus one of your homeboys used it on my day off and destroyed the padlock given to me…..
Duh!
by RoachKiller Don’t take away my ambidextrous word, “ cunt”!
It’s my fav word for everything! Men, women, ambiguous people, that annoying black cat that walks past my window!
Everything! Please baby Jesus, don’t let them take away my most loved word! Amen!
by RoachKiller Sghetti turned out great!
Everything in it…..
How it turned out…..
Do the bread! Omg not only does it smell good toasting. It tastes just as wonderful….
And the sauce! Omg the sauce…..
by RoachKiller Has a Jeff! Don’t ever forget that…..
See ya, I’m outta here!
by RoachKiller Of noodles and some farmer boys fried zucchini sounds fucking killer right now! Nope, I’ll be making sghetti…..
by RoachKiller Is off the charts at this place! The only other place that compares is Shaffer…..
by RoachKiller Is rolling you fuckers hard!
by RoachKiller Your views are down on TikTok? Now you know…..
by RoachKiller I’m calling them fa’jit’as…..
Beef, butter nut squash, baby corn, yellow potatoes, snow pee, English cucumber, yellow peppers, onion, pear, carrot….
Topped with a sticky honey bbq sauce, Romain lettuce, Roma tomato, sour cream!
Cooked till a nice crunch on the veggies!
Why all these cooking posts? I spent the last 30 years eating road food! Nothing even close to what I’m eating every night at home! This stuff is gormet compared to road food!
So yea, I’m having a fucking blast…..
by RoachKiller Had better be righteously awesome! The company just paid $150 for them…..
I love my Skechers boots! I can never find them in 11.5 size! So I’ll try these Reebok’s! They meet all the work requirements as far as I know!
I’m just really tired of wearing extra thick socks to make these size 12’s fit correctly……
by RoachKiller From my Web host stating they are going to upgrade PHP! Now anyone who truly knows me knows I love coding in PHP!
So do you think that’s what they went after? It’s rather odd. They didn’t go after easy ravioli which has far more unique’s per month than roach.ES!
My guess they weren’t that smart, aren’t that smart, are that fucking adult retarded I was talking about earlier……
It’s all the same stupid bullshit. Ive delt with these tards long before I even started the blog!
Now you know why I keep my adult websites a secret along with other large projects I’m working on. I don’t need the bullshit, the customer doesn’t need the bullshit and believe me these motherfuckers are full of bullshit……