Category: Road Life

What Life on the road as a truck driver is really like!

Well I’ll be…..

by RoachKiller

Damnd! I’m not a sex offender! Huh, I always said I wasn’t! Now you kinda have to believe what I say don’t you…..

I’ll bet you that if I do a search about the little boy in blue who keeps telling people I am. The results will be much different? Won’t they?

Don’t mind me…..

by RoachKiller

I’m busy being gay! Ain’t that right Tracy?

Oh by the way, I got the better job today! Tired as fuck so it hasn’t sank in yet!

But I was like raised eye brow when I walked out of the interview…..

Well off to buy tricker treat candy!

You want to…..

by RoachKiller

Talk about hell bro? These jeans are my fav! Last time I wore them they were tight stretchy skinny jeans! Now I’m sinching my belt and wrapping them over twice! Now I have to order new skinny jeans!

Fuck you! 😉

No, it’s……

by RoachKiller

Just like everybody else when I get super fucking tired. Or I get super fucking stressed about something. I start to get those bags under my eyes!

And since I’m super fucking tired and super super fucking stressed, I have good reasons to have those bags for my eyes today!

You can almost always tell when I’m mid project on something……

Except the hair, I don’t know what the fuck is going on with my hair today

ROFLMAO!

by RoachKiller

Anyone else love it when stupid people think out loud! Not only do they try to rationalize in words what there tiny brains can’t comprehend!

Yet we too get to enjoy it by hearing a long, one sided dispute happen. by a person who can only self Comprehend in single syllable words…..

Yup, I’m describing what I hear when you and your “ friends” talk! for me, it’s literally like watching a dog pick a spot to poop!

Uh huh…..

by RoachKiller

I’ll probably be going with that non union gig!

They are offering $1750 -$2000 a week. 5 days a week! The lady I’ve been dealing with is kind of a *****! Which I’ve learned over the years are the ******* a driver like me needs! Cus they take no shit, have your back and keep you rolling!

Yet that statement also requires you to be a good driver…..

The dog and I…..

by RoachKiller

Are going to decorate the tree with these fancy hand blown glass ornaments! ( I’m seriously into hand blown glass artwork lately! ), work on the kitchen and drink some hot totties! with that gentleman jack holliday bottle from last year!

Added bonus, I got some replacement blankets!

Also decided I’m really craving cabbage rolls! So I’ll probably be making those by scratch too! Just sounds damn good!

Total as of tonight…

by RoachKiller

281, not including the 30 or so dudes I removed …..

That alone is a fucking monster, ego boost! Knowing that many females find you attractive, I don’t need to go anymore to win the bet. I already won.…

We have a new contender…..

by RoachKiller

In the people that want to hire me contention!

What I can tell you about looking for another job. Make sure you put login.GOV in your fucking Passwords bank! Everybody wants to see your clearing house results…..

To answer your question, my desktop has 16 cores. My laptop has 16 cores. My gaming laptop has 12 cores. My other gaming laptop has 12 course and my purple little book has 6 cores

If I were to buy a new computer now, I wouldn’t buy anything under 16 cores!

The laptops I give to the ladies have between eight and 12 cores! I own only AMD!