Category: Road Life

What Life on the road as a truck driver is really like!

Between 53 and 56 MPH……

by RoachKiller

Is the optimal speed to Gallup your vehicle across the Sacramento rice patty bridge……

Just an FYI, the next time you’re going over there! At 54 mph it’s a severe gallop…..

I can’t post, too difficult……

by RoachKiller

My world, my life is complete. I cannot, I repeat I cannot ever top what I just got in an email.

Remember back in the day when we were having fun on that WebCam site. The adult one?

Remember those really twisted motherfuckers that would print out a picture of a female and then post a video of themselves jerking off on the picture?

I just got one, same concept with a female! I cannot ever think of anything that would ever top that…..

I can now say, with much proudness! A woman has squirted on my picture…..

All hail the female perverts…..

Well fuck…..

by RoachKiller

I guess I passed the background check! Now they want me to pee in a cup!

The never ending saga of a drug free, quality truck driver!

Don’t tell me…..

by RoachKiller

I’m the only one who jumps out of bed. Naked from the waste down, just to finish an background check?

Ladies, I will need either video or picture proof of your half nakedness!

( yea I forgot last night, scrambled to get it done this morning! I had enough time to throw on a shirt….. )

It also amazes me, I have a 16 core laptop and with cell bandwidth it still takes as long as a hyperthread to finally boot up and be done updating! ;(

lol, this really is a good wake up picture! 🙂

Sometimes I wish……

by RoachKiller

I smoked!

I’m finding that when I’m walking the dog or deep in thought. I would look so much cooler, coming to the conclusion / finding the answer, then tossing a lit cigarette butt on the ground! stomping it out and walking off into the sunset.

Wanted……

by RoachKiller

A female who’s not shy and loves to play the bongos naked! No need to travel with your bongos. I have a percussive set or you can use my electric bongos.

Yes, I’m actually talking about bongos!

So if over the Halloween weekend, you find you have some time and would like to play naked bongos, please feel free to contact me the usual way.

Food and drink will be provided free of charge…..

No, it’s simple……

by RoachKiller

I had to pay off my phone early, cancel that contract, switch it over to my daughter‘s old contract so I can finish that out.

Then by doing that I dropped my cell phone bill 150 fucking dollars a month…..

For real motherfucker…..

I’m gearing up to fucking not making as much money. Knowing the first six months are gonna be the most fucked up…..

On a good note, I won’t be having to use Public truckstop shitters with fucking water bottles everywhere anymore…..

It just hit me……

by RoachKiller

Like a ton of bricks! After finishing my last interview today!

I’m really getting off the road, lol! Almost to the fucking day, 30 years of working 70+ motherfucking hours a week!

Holy motherfucking shit!

Added bonus, I’ll never have to see that white motherfucker ever again!

One more……

by RoachKiller

Interview to go and I’m gonna make a fucking choice!

They are all basically the same job! One just pays a little better than the other! Now it’s just deciding which one I want to go with!

No, I will not tell you who my choices are…..