Category: Road Life

What Life on the road as a truck driver is really like!

The word…..

by RoachKiller

“ retard “ will get you banned at every major social media platform! So if you’re importing these posts. Just know the word retard is used a lot!

Not TWords people who are actually mentally or physically handicapped, but TWords grown ass adults who act and do as you would think dumb mother fucking, normal retards do…..

People like you!

I go through…..

by RoachKiller

Backpacks like you wouldn’t believe! That is cloth, canvas and nylon back packs!

I however bought a huge ass leather back pack for showers a few years ago! That fucker is still holding strong! Works great for a shower backpack. That is its use and that’s what it will stay as!

So I went through another work backpack and decided to to find a big leather bag to replace it!

One that’s kinda stylish yet can handle what I got to put in it! My water bottle, lunch, rain jacket and my sweatshirt along with a few tools when needed!

So I looked to the company that made my shower bag! Although this one ain’t buffalo leather. It still looks like it will do the fucking job! Ordered some leather protector to throw on there so stay tuned…..

How’s your…..

by RoachKiller

Batch of stupid going brah? I see your batch of stupid floating through my feed on occasion!

You really are a boring little fuck! You know that right?

Welp I scored $19 in bottle returns. I’m gunna go restock my 2 liter diet soda pop stash and annoy the dog for a couple hours!

See ya! Hopefully your god will still allow you into heaven even if you are a raging cunt of a man……

You know…..

by RoachKiller

What’s cool about keeping and maintaining really old tech? You dumbasses who just have to have the latest and greatest tech have no idea what I’ve been doing!

Why? Cus your latest and greatest tech isn’t backwards compatible that far…..

Bwoop bwoop! See ya!

Ok dick head.….

by RoachKiller

You want to talk about humbling? I was out doing my route this morning. Came across this kid I’ve seen before. Kid= 30’ish man!

He was sleeping under a pile of sleeping bags on the street! I heard him coughing and asked ” hey I brought a couple apples out for lunch would you like them? “

Honest to god this kid says, “ I would but someone stole his dentures and he had no way to eat them!”

That, that right there would put any rational human in their place! Sure the fuck know it put me in mine! unfortunately I carry zero cash at work! Otherwise I would have dropped him a $20 and told home to buy some grub!

Since I’m doing the same run next week. I will definitely hook this kid up with shit he can eat…..

That my friend was a fucking humbling experience! So fuck you and your pussy yuppie bullshit!

Been a decent day…..

by RoachKiller

16 stops with 1 of those being 3 pallets at everyones fav restaurant chain!

Still after all these 4 months. I’m still having a fucking blast…..

ROFLMAO! And I don’t feel guilty eating a glass of ice cream every night before bed….. 🙂

Who’s ready…..

by RoachKiller

For some tofu? It’s gunna be spectacular! As soon as I fire out how to cook rice that doesn’t stick…..

Crazy lady who has yelling fits at herself while walking. Decided to show me her tits from across the street today! She most definitely has nice tits!

Oh and I saw a really big set of tits today! That’s a story for another time! 🙂

Easiest way…..

by RoachKiller

To tell if someone did a walk around or even a pre trip? If that chick is in the exact same place as it was when it was put there the day before…..

Do you know…..

by RoachKiller

How many of you dumb shits have said that? Then died trying……

I don’t have enough fingers and toes to count how many of you idiots have…..

Person to person…..

by RoachKiller

Take my advice and don’t use that men’s room for a good 2 hours! I blew that mother fucker up!

Above the water, bowl winder!

That’s your…..

by RoachKiller

Big attack on my hosted server? Really? Man, good thing someone else admins that shit! I mean with all the attacks you low rents flash onto my boxes. It’s pretty much a full time job dealing with you low rent, trailer park trash wannabe’s!

Lucky for me I just got done cleaning the toilet! I’m gunna go take a monster shit and eat some ice cream……

Good luck to ya! Hope your attack this time works…..

I am fucking tired…..

by RoachKiller

Of these mother fucking head hunters!

Ok let’s make it simple! You want me to run otr for you? I want $150,000 a year! Home twice a month and company paid insurance, and matching Ira! Not to mention a profit share!

For that you get 12 -14,000 miles a month depending on road conditions and truck speed!

I will only run long haul loads over 1300 miles a trip! Hazmat is fine! East to west, north to south doesn’t matter! In, out and I’m gone!

No bullshit, no Crete short haul bullshit!

If you can meet or beat those conditions call me! Otherwise fuck off and die! Comprende’

When you are……

by RoachKiller

Surrounded by assholes, guess what you will eventually become……

That’s all right, a fucking asshole….. will you care? Probably not…..

I was trained by some of THE BEST and BIGGEST INCOMPETENT ASSHOLES IN THE INDUSTRY…..

We got a…..

by RoachKiller

Wager going on! Will the woman at the next stop pretend to forget to give me the cod payment?

Stay tuned…..

Just kick back…..

by RoachKiller

And watch the show, for it has begun…..

So who the hell won the super bowel? Cus I have zero interest in pro sports! I’m barely a winterhawks fan……

Oh and I need a wok!