Category: Road Life

What Life on the road as a truck driver is really like!

What is up with….

by RoachKiller

You ladies and shaking your heads when you drive a car? Is that a mental form of masturbation or what?

Yall are as bad as the women up in Yakima! It’s like pay attention!

Yup…..

by RoachKiller

It’s a custom jobber! 3 shots of espresso, 3/4 cup hot chocolate! I’m ready to roll for atleast an hour……

Man…..

by RoachKiller

Someone stole all the orange Gatorade packets from the cubbies at work! Grrrrr!

I’m not mad, just disappointed I didn’t get there first!

You just….

by RoachKiller

Figured out I wasn’t lying about being part of a group of people who brought down an online pedo ring?

Wow, you’re a fucking brainiac…..

ROFLMAO….

by RoachKiller

You realize none of this should ever be this difficult, right?

Ofcourse I’m going to make it more difficult! I mean I’m already an 1.75 hours into my day…..

And still haven’t left the dc! 😉

Yay…..

by RoachKiller

2 more days of this run and im back to stops! Yay!

This run is literally killing me! I’m thinking it’s the steering wheel naps that are fucking me up! I’ll explain in a couple days…..

God damnit…..

by RoachKiller

You kids! Please fucking be safe on those electric bikes! I was coming home from seeing my nephew play ball at the sports complex down the road!

Lo and behold another kid was hit by a car on his electric bikes by Fred meyers!

You little bastards and your parents need to figure this shit out!

I did not enjoy seeing the paramedics giving cpr to that kid on the sidewalk! His bike was run over and I’m guessing he was too!

Please parents, show some parental responsibility and beat those kids if you have to! Just ride responsibly! Especially around here! Yuppieville doesn’t have the best of drivers as it is! Let alone drivers who pay attention to your kids…..

My bad, happy valley…..

My new tube screamer…..

Damn brah….

by RoachKiller

You have got to be the fugliest lady man I’ve seen yet! I can appreciate your free will but dude, Dee Schneider obviously did your makeup! Brah!

You look exactly like that car wanker down in New Mexico! Fugly mother fucker!

And this is…..

by RoachKiller

Why people like you should be shot and put down like the low rent, rustler wearing cunts you are!

Repair bill below
Home Depot geriatric cunt! So gramps you said you would pay my deductible considering you had no insurance!
Repair bill below
Door ding with orange paint!

What are they doing? Removing the dents and repainting all 4 doors…..

In about 6 months I’ll be buying one of these….. fucking wicked nice!

If you’re looking…..

by RoachKiller

For a warehouse job give these guys a call! I hear they are in serious need…..

I mean I am waiting for my paperwork so I can get the fuck outta here…..

Walmart burrito, hot chocolate with an espresso shot and a pinapple soda….

Added bonus…..

by RoachKiller

We have a batch of wanna be rich bitches roaming my street today!

I remember the last time they came around I did a little research! They ain’t exactly rich! They definitely want you to think they are. Either their husbands are lying to them or….

Yet the numbers on the paper say they are far more in debt than they have in cash value!

So I’m gunna call them wanna be rich bitches…..