What Life on the road as a truck driver is really like!
by RoachKiller Do stupid people know they are stupid? Or do they walk through life thinking they are geniuses?
Go sit at a drivers lounge either at work or a random truck stop. Then proceed to find out if I’m telling the truths or not!
But hey, what do I know? Well other than the fact you’re a fucking Moron……
by RoachKiller What I’m thinking about doing is “ accidentally “ leaving my lift and my hand truck behind every fucking time I have a customer bitch at me and tell me I’m late!
No I’m not late. I follow the list of deliveries and move along at a decent pace. I’m sorry if they changed the routes and bumped you from first in the morning. To the second to the last stop! In the afternoon!
I’m just the driver!!! If you have an issue, please get off your ass and contact your sales person!
I have no control over if the paperwork is in my hands on time OR if the truck batteries are in working order!
I’m sorry for your frustration! I have zero.zero control over any of that shit! No I will not reload the truck at the dc to do your stop first!
If that’s an issue, please contact your sales rep! I just drive the fucking truck! My speed is set by how “fat” each pallet is I have to break down!
The fatter the pallet, the longer it takes….
I am also not a b class straight truck! I don’t haul 7,000lbs of fruit and veggies! I’m a class A truck I average 17,000 to 25,000lbs of your fruit and veggies!
What’s the moral of the fucking story? I’m tired of being chewed out by customer over shit I have no control! Comprende’? Mother fuckers…..
I am not the mother fucking complaint line!
by RoachKiller To go princess? Or are you to busy with your nonsensical bullshit…..
Everything that’s come out of your B class mouth as a crock of shit…..
You’re pissed cause I fucked your mom aren’t you?
by RoachKiller Woman asks “ what’s your dick like? While you’re on a date! Do you think your gunna get laid?
Asking for a friend…..
by RoachKiller Door! Corner! Cooler! Corner! Door! Door! Cooler!
Everything you have to exclaim as your going in, out or around!
It’s kind of kitchen safety and it’s also kind of to help the people with disabilities….. honestly it’s actually kind of fun! 🙂
by RoachKiller Go take mom some flowers and get the shit I need for dinner…..
Happy Mother’s Day to those who gave’th birth’eth
She gets a treat today even though she can never have children! ;(
by RoachKiller Somebody owes me a fucking beer for this! Truck started!
The reason they threw this pallet on. Obviously intended for another truck. My guess would be that looked like way too much work for the princess…..
But then when I’m making money, cus you Can throw all that shit at me. they get even more madder! It’s like stupid is as stupid does…..
Welp an hour late start and once again my truck has a dead battery…..
Don’t ask me I’m not a mechanic nor am I giving a shit…..
***** update!*****
I was just informed that a truck broke down yesterday. Missed a delivery and I’m doing it today! That I groove with! Even though that is a mother fucker of a pallet to roll up stairs! ***** end update *****
by RoachKiller While you were busy being a worthless dooshbag. I was running through my head every conceivable outcome. Then deciding what actions I needed to take to make whatever moronic thing you just said work in my favor!
Trust me I’m not as nice a guy as you think…..
by RoachKiller I’m tired and I’m fucking starving….. see ya psycho!
by RoachKiller Princess, we are all aware of your “ trolls” I mean friends….. you have a new batch every other week……
by RoachKiller I don’t follow any coworkers or customers on social media! Nada!
From experience I have had way to much psycho shit go down!
by RoachKiller I start my day with a dead battery in the truck! An hour later I get to leave! Do my first couple stops and get to one that says it has 3 pallets!
I start running them off. I have 2 pallets! Where’s the 3rd? No one knows! soils another 30 minutes tearing apart the load….
So I go over my deliveries. None of them were unsupervised at the receiver. Hmm, then I’m looking at the pallet and I’m like what happened to the rest of it?
Ended up being the usual run. Lots of shorts, lots of….. anyhoot, had a blast!
by RoachKiller Either as both stacks looked good…… happy nananna’n
by RoachKiller Is cool and all but I keep forgetting to turn it off when I park! When you put it in park the car goes into electric mode. I forget! Luckily when I hit the lock doors on the fob it beeps like 400 times and turns itself off…..
by RoachKiller A mother fucker of a day! Ended up 19 stops and of those I had only been to 1 before!
It’s a cool run! The learning curve on the secret handshake is a tough one! Added bonus, the guy at the second to last stop said I was 30 minutes earlier the the previous driver! Bwoop bwoop!
And a hefty shout out to the lunch lady who braved it all and fingerprinted all the same boxes I did! Bravo lady! That was easily 2500 lbs of freight on that pallet…… 🙂
by RoachKiller 18 stops mother fuckers! So strap on your banana hammocks it’s gunna be a wild ride…..
Did I mention I have never been to any of these stops before! Seriously cinch down those banana hammocks tight!
by RoachKiller Get as highly disappointed as I do when you find out your trolls are just imbeciles with stalking techniques!
Sad, sad day! Maybe tomorrow I gain a new smarter troll/ stalker!
In his defense though atleast his old lady was wearing her cellulite well…..
She would make an excellent skin suit for buffalo bill…..
by RoachKiller Owned planettransexual.com for a long fucking time! Before I owned it. It was a transexual online magazine!
As you can see I own a lot of fucking domains. Some I will eventually sell. Some I have to hold on to and some I own out of spite! 😉
While most like Lincolncity.net I will do something with as soon as I figure out what it is I want to do with it!
I’ve known a lot of gays over the years! But none I would take advice from on their sexuality journey!
I am not gay, nor do I want to be a woman! In a woman, yes! Sliding in and out of various womanly parts, yes! But physically a woman, no!
I do on occasion follow certain people’s looking for that right person who knows the scene and can honestly point me in the right direction on what to do with this domain…..
Basically they would run it after I built it! They would have to be a person I could trust and someone who lives the life! without making it there total identity…..
So before you freak the fuck out about me following a tranny or a gay dude! Mind your own fucking business puto! and yes, puto is the correct name in wich I wish to call you…..
by RoachKiller With you wack job women! I finally made it to a fucking burgerville!
I go In To order and the chick behind the counter has a Fargo accent! Seriously I thought I was up in North Dakota!
I asked the lady if she was from there? She said no, I’m like wow! I seriously feel like I’m in Fargo!
Then she proceeds to tell me about her husband! Like what the fuck? How did we skip from your accent to your husband?
And women wonder why they get treated like they do!
by RoachKiller Who’s been running the bend shuttle the last 1.5 months! Going back to routes is great but I’m now tired as fuck…..
I mean I might have been lucky in crypto to afford a $9 bottle of lemonade! Yet physical labor has eluded me….. 😉