What Life on the road as a truck driver is really like!
by RoachKiller Don’t ever go and down a 33oz steak. Go home, sit on the couch and answer a text from the boss to come in early to cover something!
Oh my god! What a fucking day! Fuck me im sore! Holy shit! See ya I’m outta here…..
Think that one’s fucked! The trailer I did my first run with this am looked just as bad! 🙂
by RoachKiller And watch fools be fools….. so far y’all putting on an excellent show. You put a lot of time and effort in doing it!
by RoachKiller $160 for a tomahawk steak it had better be fucking fabulous! Like I had better walk out with a hard on!
by RoachKiller 40,000 unique’s a month. I really don’t give a fuck what you think…..
Might I also add, mind your own p’s and q’s for once! cus mine are doing just fine!
by RoachKiller Tomahawk steak, casino! I haven’t been to that casino yet and it’s been there for like 5-10 years? So that’s the plan!
If you want in on the actual tomahawk you have to tell me in advance so I can put you in for the reservation by noon today! Friday, today……
by RoachKiller Worse! I could be one of you…..
by RoachKiller I would be good enough at my newer job to run a 1 route!
That’s when you know you have hit the big leagues! When you hit the #1 on any route! 🙂
by RoachKiller I get to try a company sandwich! Twas funny, in the time it took me to open the bay door and set my shit down. An entire box of burritos and sandwiches were vulturized!
I managed to score 1 out of the entire case! Honestly I was more concerned about getting the last salad bag than the sandwich! 🙂
Either way I can see why they go for $8.99 at the stores…..
Salad even better!
But I really need to know what to make with avocados? I don’t like guacamole and definetly don’t like it by itself!
Yet they are hitting the free bin more and more. I hear they go for $2 each so I should take advantage……
by RoachKiller Buy 1 of each on this load young lady! Organic and regular look the same today! 🙂
by RoachKiller Those that use flashlights or headlamps at work! I found these on Amazon and so far they work really well! After a first initial charge I’m getting about a full week of use off my headlamp before charging!
1300 mah lithium is the best I have found so far in a aaa battery!
I think I’m all in for these 12 batteries and charger $30
by RoachKiller No more dooshy mcdooshes for atleast 34 hours! Yay! I think they pulled their man buns way too tight! 😉
It’s my Friday this week mother fuxkers! I’m outta here…..
( yes he’s doing what you think he’s doing….. )
by RoachKiller I always have to pee when I’m waiting for someone to show up?
by RoachKiller Different day! and I’m actually talking about you! Not stocks…..
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by RoachKiller A Dubai chocolate like milkshake! Only from 31 flavors….. 😉
by RoachKiller 40ft box is packed to the door! You just hope it looks this good at the end of it all…..
I can tell I’ve been running that shuttle the last month! I’m hurting today! 😉
Jenn’ay did good today! 🙂
by RoachKiller Watching the show princess! Free will is what your god gave you! I’m not going to stop you, it’s up to you, your god and high priced lawyer to decide if that free will is used for good or evil….
Comprende’?
by RoachKiller Work locker! You no touch! My snow bibs will not fit you, are really dirty and kinda smell like butthole!
There is nothing of any interest in there for you!
by RoachKiller Fucking day! Chains required over the mountain! You get down the mountain and take off your chains. 10 miles later the roads turns to black ice!
So my 3 hour ride turned into a 5 hour ride! Then another 5 hours back…..
Oh and don’t think it’s weird talking to the truck accident camera! You do what you gotta do to get the job done!
If my brain ain’t occupied I’m getting sleepy…..
by RoachKiller That speed trap is running after all these years….